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[–]tdubya84 39 points40 points ago

He put a bird on it!

[–]ItWillBeMine 35 points36 points ago

Is...it stuck? It's not stuck, right guys?

[–]SketchyLogic 12 points13 points ago

I love that bird. Occasionally someone desperately tries to rationalize the behavior as something mundane, but it's pretty clear to anyone with an inkling of emotion: that bird is sledding like a Jamaican at the 88 Olympics.

[–]eqdavidmc 0 points1 point ago

It looks like he is trying to eat it and it keeps sliding off his perch with him on top not letting go.

[–]SketchyLogic 0 points1 point ago

We could speculate, but ultimately this seems like a debate that cannot be conclusively proved either way.

[–]mcguire 1 point2 points ago

That theory sounds pretty sketchy to me.

[–]Saljooghi1 0 points1 point ago

I think you're right but it's still cute

[–]ItWillBeMine 1 point2 points ago

That bird's feet must be so cold.

[–]sirblastalot 3 points4 points ago

Watching the source video, you can get a pretty good look at his talons. I don't see anything that could be holding him there.

[–]ArsenicAndRoses 2 points3 points ago

The last time this was posted, the general consensus was that he's got his toes caught between the glass and the wiper. But if it helps, iirc he was freed and no worse for wear.

[–]Jonnumcinco 54 points55 points ago

[–]redox88 13 points14 points ago

Now I'm just going to wait for someone to repost this same gif with this caption.

[–]Jonnumcinco 7 points8 points ago

At least I recycled and didn't reupload :(...think of the planet

[–]NightlyNews 0 points1 point ago

This has been all over the internet for a long while my friend.

[–]Mlcloud 3 points4 points ago

"Is someone going to throw something at it? It'd be funny if they threw like, a watermelon or something near it and it explodes but it doesn't even-- OH GOD."

[–]baxterg13 0 points1 point ago

does the bird move, or the bus turn?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I think both, the bird does a little hop.

[–]motortheboats 18 points19 points ago

Thank gods it wasn't that stupid pig from the geico commercials

[–]CaptInsane 7 points8 points ago

My dog hates that commercial

[–]panda_handler 9 points10 points ago

Your dog is a smart man.

[–]CaptInsane 6 points7 points ago

Woman, actually. She can recognize the sounds at the intro to the various versions of it and will run into the room barking from anywhere in the house (granted, we live in a small townhouse, but still)

[–]stugster 14 points15 points ago

Guys, haven't you heard?

[–]tankwala 8 points9 points ago

Heard what?

[–]zuperxtreme 17 points18 points ago

It was my understanding that everyone had heard.

[–]I_Dont_Always 9 points10 points ago

BA BA BA BA BA.......

[–]snickles19 1 point2 points ago

ok thank you.

[–]TommyBoy012 2 points3 points ago

I was under the impression that everyone has heard...

[–]icanarejesus 9 points10 points ago

[–]jens_rune 8 points9 points ago

What kind of bird is that?

[–]strange_hobbies 58 points59 points ago

The kind that gives no fucks

[–]Harold_Grundelson 5 points6 points ago

Larry Bird?

[–]Souners 2 points3 points ago

A Freebird.

[–]ErrantWhimsy -1 points0 points ago

It kind of has a kingbird shape and coloring to it.

[–]Thundahcaxzd 0 points1 point ago

it looks like a falcon to me. definitely not a kingbird the bill is way too small and the bird is way too big

[–]fosterroberts 3 points4 points ago

Stop riding on windshield wipers, bird. Have some self respect! Don't you know you can fly?

[–]markpelly 2 points3 points ago

Why do reposted gifs somehow lose image quality overtime??

[–]Neebat 2 points3 points ago

I don't know. But we should name this effect.

How about "Japanese Vagina Effect"?

[–]sithforeverjedinever 2 points3 points ago

May I ask, why Japanese?

[–]Neebat 1 point2 points ago

Japanese porn has strict censorship laws. The vast majority of japanese porn has pixelated vaginas.

[–]turbie 2 points3 points ago

So when a Japanese boy sees a vagina for the first time, he is confused by all the curves.

[–]kaiden333 0 points1 point ago

jpegs are not a lossless format. I'm going to assume gifs are the same way.

[–]josephanthony 0 points1 point ago

This was on AnimalsBeingDicks a few days ago - even had the same title.

[–]dalittle -2 points-1 points ago

more like ... ? the fuk? ... oh, ok ....

[–]arewehavinfunyet 0 points1 point ago

Again! Again!

[–]bryanleesongs 1 point2 points ago

I watched this for an hour waiting for the bird to finally give up...I regret nothing.

[–]DrunkenPadawan 0 points1 point ago

Why is this supposed to be funny?

[–]darksourcekon 0 points1 point ago

This and the "love is blind" are both gotten from

animalsbeingdicks.com

including the caption.

[–]jmb1406 1 point2 points ago

Doesn't matter. Still perched.

[–]Taffro 0 points1 point ago

now..... Increase the speed!

[–]alaskanloops 0 points1 point ago

Honey Badger 101.

[–]wolvmatt 0 points1 point ago

I like how he doesn't fly away.

[–]Sokonomi 0 points1 point ago

You have one new message. Swipe to open.

[–]Juffin 0 points1 point ago

How on earth do you have 2 posts on the front page?

[–]optimumINmundi 0 points1 point ago

must kill moe...

[–]KingWilson 0 points1 point ago

"That's what you say when you're having fun - you refer to yourself and some other people." -Mitch Hedberg

[–]xbl00dl0verx -1 points0 points ago

Reading the comments... you people notice nothing -.- The bird might have actually flown away. the wippers go once and then the gif starts over. so its woosh-woosh and repeat.

[–]oldsmokee 0 points1 point ago

super glue?

[–]ChrisTaco 1 point2 points ago

I sat and watched this for a minute or so waiting to see him fall off or fly off, before I realized the gif repeated after the first wipe.

[–]baked_fresh_daily 0 points1 point ago

0 fucks given

[–]sgrcltpunk 0 points1 point ago

why was i hoping that the driver would eventually turn the wipers to full blast..... after 10min of watching ......realized it was a gif

[–]Mike_Trollvowski 0 points1 point ago

I had to watch this like 15 times before I realized it was looping

[–]uliveonebiglie 0 points1 point ago

Well, this little guy is enjoying the ride

[–]BorisSlavosk 0 points1 point ago

Now try it but on the highway

[–]aaronschool2 0 points1 point ago

Wow he stays on for quite sometime! Thank god he finally flies away though!

[–]ReallyForeverAlone -1 points0 points ago

[–]234789023 7 points8 points ago

That's a little hypocritical my friend

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[–]Stampsr 0 points1 point ago

Cool, man.

[–]miraitrunks -1 points0 points ago

not to be a buzz kill... but this is the second time this week ive seen the same repost... sigh

[–]iwtwe -1 points0 points ago

And zero fucks were given that day

[–]lesnar911 -2 points-1 points ago

Well, Fucks would be given if it could fly while being wet. But it can't. Hopefully the car owner realised this and turned the wiper off.

[–]ClamzY 0 points1 point ago

I wonder what was going through that bird's mind.

[–]Nukidin -2 points-1 points ago

I can't believe I was waiting for it to end...

[–]CynicSatire 0 points1 point ago

The looping... It's so beautiful.

[–]DIP_MY_BALLS_IN_IT -3 points-2 points ago

Number of fucks give = less than zero

[–]tbuds 1 point2 points ago

So he received a fuck then?

[–]thanks_for_the_fish -1 points0 points ago

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