Worth it just for the very end... "That bitch is crazy, man"

thesandlot · 2012-10-18T13:53:09+00:00

This cat in the early years

ky321 · 2012-10-18T12:34:38+00:00

Repost or not, this is the first time i've seen a dog pet a cat.

interbreddit · 2012-10-18T13:45:48+00:00

"I'M BITING YOUR NECK. YOUR NECK!"

"yeah, alright sport."

Izwe · 2012-10-18T13:50:43+00:00

Did that dog just shake his head before walking off-camera?

heroman44 · 2012-10-18T13:29:04+00:00

I love this gif. I like at the end how the dog kinda shakes his head like "Thats just unbelievable"

Paid_for_WinRar · 2012-10-18T13:06:11+00:00

Golden Retrievers are the best damn dogs ever....EVER

SoulBerry101 · 2012-10-18T13:42:27+00:00

You desired my attention, but denied my affections.

Thwei · 2012-10-18T13:22:04+00:00

"Oh man! This passive as hell dog is doing absolutely nothing and is like 5x my size, BETTER FUCK SHIT UP." -Cat logic.

shzadh · 2012-10-18T13:40:13+00:00

I would imagine the dog saying, "there, there"

josephanthony · 2012-10-18T13:45:23+00:00

Patronising Dog is patronising.

need_bout_tree_fiddy · 2012-10-18T13:47:06+00:00

the little head shake at the end is the absolute best

pittooth · 2012-10-18T13:38:40+00:00

I want binders full of goldens.

Pollywaffle · 2012-10-18T13:06:16+00:00

Dat pat.

RadicaLarry · 2012-10-18T13:54:49+00:00

Dat head shake. This could almost be considered OC. That little bit of context gave this gif new life. Preesh-yaetit

namtrof · 2012-10-18T14:04:50+00:00

And this Reddit, is why dogs trump cats.

rumbledethumps6 · 2012-10-18T13:58:22+00:00

This is why I'm not a cat person.

WillowLeaf · 2012-10-18T13:39:49+00:00

The cat was trying to assert his/her dominance by biting the dog's neck. I guess he saw the dog patting his head as a threat after that.

briguy182182 · 2012-10-18T14:13:08+00:00

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
Me when im in the mood, and my girlfriend isnt	2^coms	-2^pts	21^dys	funny
This dog reminds me of Sheldon Cooper...	0^coms	4^pts	21^dys	funny
Rejected	341^coms	2243^pts	22^dys	funny
It's okay, little kitty.	1^com	7^pts	22^dys	funny

source: karmadecay

birdman201211 · 2012-10-18T13:16:44+00:00

That cat was going for the kill lol

ooimo · 2012-10-18T14:22:52+00:00

"There, there."

Username582 · 2012-10-18T14:30:39+00:00

I love goldens.

rindindin · 2012-10-18T14:53:53+00:00

...is that an animating Jpg?

Th3MadCreator · 2012-10-18T14:56:56+00:00

How is that a '.JPG'??

ReverendSaintJay · 2012-10-18T15:23:25+00:00

It's the little head-shake at the end that sells it. With that one motion the dog is saying "I know you want us to be friends, and I really tried, but that bitch is crazy man. You be friends with her."

bludragon76 · 2012-10-18T18:15:09+00:00

Not sure how many people know this, but one of the main reason cats and dogs ended up not liking one another is when a dog wags his tail it means he is in a happy, playful mood, most likely wants to play. However when a cat wags his tail, it means he is very pissed and shit is about to go down. So when a dog walks up, tail wagging, like "Hey little kitty! Let's play!", the cat is already seeing the wagging tail and going into, "Bitch you don't want none!" mode.

But in this video, it appears the cat is trying to play with the dog, when cats play, they like to pretend they are hunting and going for the throat. Once that position is achieved by either cat in a play session, the losing cat usually just submits ad stops moving. You can test this with your own cat by using your hand to simulate a claw, ( cats don't like when you do the claw move in front of their face, they will either attack it or know you are trying to play, caution here )then when they play try to gently, but quickly go for his throat with the area between your thumb and first finger. If you gain this position without giving up from all the scratches the cat might give you, you'll see he stops moving, at least until you remove your hand from that area.

EDIT - to emphasize gently

kandace1985 · 2012-10-18T19:07:17+00:00

"There there you crazy pussy", is what I think of when I see the dog pat the cats head lol.

gahgeer · 2012-10-18T13:50:03+00:00

Overly-attached cat.

fregu149 · 2012-10-18T14:03:11+00:00

Cats are fucking aweful pets. It's bullying the dog and people here laugh about it.

oahayder · 2012-10-18T13:34:18+00:00

just shakes his head at the end

atworkshhh · 2012-10-18T14:11:28+00:00

It's amazing how he kinda shakes his head at the camera toward the end. It's like he's saying, "I can't deal with this, bro.. I'm out"

iplaw · 2012-10-18T14:17:22+00:00

Na, na man. Nope.

frumpi · 2012-10-18T14:25:39+00:00

when the dog shakes his head at the end all i can see him saying is "nope, fuck that, i'm done."

The_Prophit · 2012-10-18T14:26:19+00:00

I can hear the cat's thoughts. "Don't fucking patronize me you dolt! I just bit the shit out of your neck, how dare you pet me!"

HelenaBeatIt · 2012-10-18T14:30:09+00:00

dogs are cute as hell

bstampl1 · 2012-10-18T14:33:59+00:00

"Christ, what an asshole"

VWBusMan · 2012-10-18T14:36:26+00:00

"Everything will be just fine my young feline friend..."

2nd_class_citizen · 2012-10-18T14:39:48+00:00

Wow that look at the end was WAYY too human (and wayy too familiar)

wacojohnny · 2012-10-18T14:40:55+00:00

Whew! Made it the whole 11 seconds to see the end. Thanks for the encouragement, Thread Title!

symbiotics · 2012-10-18T14:43:10+00:00

love its nodding face at the end

mstrorbit · 2012-10-18T14:48:33+00:00

Why have I RES tagged you as "Always tell him to have a shave!"?

rgeguypic · 2012-10-18T14:52:57+00:00

tldw;

B3nnyDee · 2012-10-18T14:58:56+00:00

IMMA BOOP ON YOUR HEAD! BOOP!

BaronVonKlotz · 2012-10-18T15:01:18+00:00

Overly Attached Cat friend.

Bam_Boozle · 2012-10-18T15:05:44+00:00

Dog "It's ok buddy." (pat pat pat) Cat "Stop touching me!" "Stop touching me!"

blaghart · 2012-10-18T15:12:41+00:00

Reminds me of my ex.

MewSeventeen · 2012-10-18T15:15:13+00:00

Someone doesn't know what "very end" means.

SonicFlash01 · 2012-10-18T15:25:59+00:00

This personifies my past relationships pretty well

Lucho420 · 2012-10-18T15:30:53+00:00

What a well trained dog...

JTyler82 · 2012-10-18T15:31:37+00:00

Your description was funny but the best one I've seen had to have been. "This fucking cat. I don't even..."

janw86 · 2012-10-18T15:32:47+00:00

"Fuck it! Im not taking this shit anymore!"

moral_orel · 2012-10-18T15:44:40+00:00

Ya know.. I find cats and dogs playing with each other very majestic. I could stare at them for hours, just waiting for something exciting to unfold before my very eyes.

Vacumpencil · 2012-10-18T16:01:34+00:00

FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: CUTE DOG AND CAT

TypeOne · 2012-10-18T16:25:27+00:00

thats exactly how my golden is. he wouldnt hurt a fly to save his life.

Btotherest · 2012-10-18T16:40:06+00:00

What, haven´t gotten around to watch the whole gif yet...

Downvote_The_Cats · 2012-10-18T16:40:19+00:00

Yarv · 2012-10-18T17:01:30+00:00

Best thing I've seen in a while 10/10 would see again

Samitrace · 2012-10-18T17:27:25+00:00

Cat: I FUCKING HATE YOU! IM GOING TO RIP OUT YOUR THROAT AND SHOVE IT UP YOU ASS!

Dog: Well isnt that sweet. You have fun with that.

Cat: DO YOU THINK IM PLAYING AROUND MOTHER FUCKER!?

Dog: Whoa, this is getting awkward... I'll be going now.

genital_hero · 2012-10-18T17:35:31+00:00

I love how they are both wagging their tails meaning the exact opposite.

Dog: Hey! Let's be friends!

Cat: I will murder you and eat your soul.

Nayr11 · 2012-10-18T18:48:36+00:00

Dogs>cats

SuperlativeInsanity · 2012-10-18T21:40:41+00:00

Cat needs to be penalized. That canine is too nice.

Zenmaster_Dallas · 2012-10-19T00:07:18+00:00

dog > cat

SveNss0N · 2012-10-19T04:32:15+00:00

I can't figure out who to side with in scenario. Both are too damn cute!

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