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[–]ralph122030 1 point2 points ago

We should start treating hipsters like zombies.

[–]Kief20 6 points7 points ago

Double tap?

[–]Velma_Helma 2 points3 points ago

That hobo is kinda hot.

[–]jaknil 0 points1 point ago

I have thus far spotted 3 hobos with smartphones since moving to Oslo (Norway). No joke or pun, just an observation.

[–]Ryuaiin 0 points1 point ago

Some governments give the things out to homeless folk, they are handy as anything. In your case I can only imagine that the King is just going a bit mental with with his oil money.

[–]kvlt616 0 points1 point ago

Hobos in norway?

[–]loudygirl 0 points1 point ago

Is he missing his pinky finger?

[–]WreckerCrew -1 points0 points ago

Baxter! How many times to I have to tell you that I dont' speak Spanish?

[–]kelopez 2 points3 points ago

It's Portuguese. LOL

[–]SullivansTravels 3 points4 points ago

No LOL, it's seriously portuguese.

[–]kelopez 1 point2 points ago

I lol'd at the fact that some people confuse Portuguese with Spanish.

[–]pauldy 0 points1 point ago

That's the difference between a hipster and wanna be hipster. That's an iphone 4 he's holding a hipster would already have the iphone 5.

[–]biotroll 0 points1 point ago

In during people not having a single clue what a hipster is.

[–]Jibbs74 1 point2 points ago

Hipsters use Iphones now? I thought they were against the mainstream.

[–]cupaloop 1 point2 points ago

My first thought also... I thought they'd use one of these to be "ironic".

http://photocinenews.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/BrickPhone.jpg

[–]Thomsenite 0 points1 point ago

Nah you have to be way dirtier than that to qualify as a.........hipster.

[–]c1rcus 0 points1 point ago

Isso

[–]THIS_IS_NOT_A_GAME 0 points1 point ago