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Amazing Street Magic (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Godeye 153 points154 points ago

David Copafeel

gif repost of yesterday's video.

[–]BigFatCake 103 points104 points ago

"Street magic at its breast"

[–]minipump -5 points-4 points ago

10/10, would lol again

[–]MagnusExcelsior 11 points12 points ago

Quite the Vagician

[–]ichthys 5 points6 points ago

I did not see this video yesterday. Based on the sample of myself, I assume there are millions of other redditors who also didn't see it.

edit: I realize you are just providing context. But people complaining about reposts has me somewhat bothered.

[–]kpec -1 points0 points ago

It looks like his sister

[–]BA_ima_dinosaur 322 points323 points ago

aaaaaannnnnnnnddddddd sexual harassment.

[–]tellmebiologyfacts 195 points196 points ago

In my next trick, I will acquire a black eye and get arrested!

[–]imad85 66 points67 points ago

Illusion, tellmebiologyfacts, in your next illusion!

[–]matingslinkys 19 points20 points ago

Whores do tricks, magicians do illusions. Wait, that comment kinda works both ways...

[–]irawwwr 12 points13 points ago

"Illusion, tellmebiologyfacts. A trick is something a whore does for money"

[–]SexySorcerer 2 points3 points ago

"...Or cocaine!"

[–]itamaram 9 points10 points ago

Don't worry, people would stop downvoting you once they realize it is actually a reference and not an original attempt in humor.

[–]drfitzgerald 1 point2 points ago

A trick is something a whore does for money... and drugs.

[–]AcousticWalrus 5 points6 points ago

Walruses have the largest bacula of any other mammal

[–]tellmebiologyfacts 2 points3 points ago

but whats a bacula?

[–]AcousticWalrus 2 points3 points ago

A bone many mammals have, and it's...well......uh basically a penis bone

[–]pandabear_pants 2 points3 points ago

Angiosperms are the most widespread and diverse of all plants.

[–]whatevers_clever 5 points6 points ago

In my next trick, this hired actress will attempt to sue me for sexual harassment

[–]boredandworking -3 points-2 points ago

The Twist: The next trick is just a continuation of the first trick. THE TRICK NEVER ENDS

[–]olivermihoff 37 points38 points ago

David Cop-A-Feel. ಠ_ಠ

[–]splaticus 0 points1 point ago

I laughed a little too hard at that.

[–]Wisdom_from_the_Ages -2 points-1 points ago

David Cops-Are-Coming.

...But not before he does.

[–]cybergern 58 points59 points ago

Actually, sexual assault.

[–]Destra 15 points16 points ago

Bravo! Sexual Assault is always entertaining!

[–]kurfu 4 points5 points ago

aaaaaannnnnnnnddddddd sexual harassment assault.

There's a big difference - one can get you fired, the other can get you arrested.

[–]burntham77 1 point2 points ago

Or a date.

[–]thesircuddles 6 points7 points ago

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannndddddddd staged comedy video*

[–]JuniperVera 4 points5 points ago

isn't it hilarious that they made it look like this girl was getting sexually assaulted sexual assault is so funny let's stage something that looks like it.

[–]thesircuddles 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]Sniper1154 2 points3 points ago

abra cadaBRA

[–]slow56k 56 points57 points ago

But where did the lighter fluid come from?

[–]Access_denial 109 points110 points ago

This is fucking stupid because they never explain how they do the tricks.

[–]6times9is42 62 points63 points ago

It's simple really.

[–]RogueNine 7 points8 points ago

I will put on the mask and make this sacrifice. For the fans. For you.

[–]ljjarvis 9 points10 points ago

My god, it's like a myspace page

[–]RogueNine 0 points1 point ago

Honestly? I didn't even click on it. And wow you are right, but it needs more sparkle GIFs.

[–]naughty-account 1 point2 points ago

I loved this show, why isn't it aired in England?

[–]RogueNine 0 points1 point ago

The Guild of Magicians, Illusionists and Prestidigitator #74 are all over it with legal ocncerns.

[–]ringringbananaphone[!] 2 points3 points ago

ILLUSIONS, Access_denial. A trick is something a whore does for money.

[–]Mandology 10 points11 points ago

David Coppafeel

[–]DovahkiinJim 7 points8 points ago

It's amazing, the girl will magically slap you every time!

[–]MrPickles69 22 points23 points ago

Is today national repost day?

[–]AfroBro 19 points20 points ago

Isn't every day?

[–]Im_white_and_spoiled 8 points9 points ago

It is, but usually people wait at least 24 hours before reposting something.

[–]Reesch 23 points24 points ago

It is, but usually people wait at least 24 hours before reposting something.

[–]jbaum517 13 points14 points ago

Is today national repost day?

[–]slow56k 7 points8 points ago

Isn't every day?

[–]moar_noaw 7 points8 points ago

It is, but usually people wait at least 24 hours before reposting something.

[–]RedPhalcon 6 points7 points ago

It is, but usually people wait at least 24 hours before reposting something.

[–]LordoftheG-String 0 points1 point ago

You do realize you are in r/funnyrepost, right?

[–]AryasNeedle 17 points18 points ago

Oh, wow! Assault, how funny!

[–]Kendown 14 points15 points ago

Funny funny sexual assault! Ha!

[–]Captain_Yossarian 13 points14 points ago

I agree OP, sexual assault is hilarious!

[–]Tmbgkc 10 points11 points ago

That's assault, brutha!

[–]John_Philips_Sousa 0 points1 point ago

Damn bus driver drives like an animal.

[–]Anonymo 0 points1 point ago

That... tit... accident...

[–]MagnusExcelsior -2 points-1 points ago

Do ya double dare me? ::eyebrow wiggle::

[–]QWOPtain 2 points3 points ago

The real street magic.

[–]payday815 0 points1 point ago

David-Cop A Feel

[–]adtaylor 0 points1 point ago

I really hope she decked him after this.

[–]LepKoGreh 10 points11 points ago

It's amazing if you are 13...

[–]moose_540 6 points7 points ago

The true Magic Mike.

[–]elehl 9 points10 points ago

Hahahah! Sexual harassment is funny. fuck you reddit.

[–]NamelessPurity 1 point2 points ago

1) I understand your anger, but one man is to blame, not all of reddit 2)Iif you want to tell someone to go fuck themselves, tell the original source to do so, and not one of the possible thousands it's been posted on

[–]elehl -4 points-3 points ago

Fuck you. This got upvoted to the frontpage. literally fuck yourself. If you are a man, snap your own dick off and stab it through your eye and skull fuck yourself. If you are a woman, double fist yourself until your vagina turns inside out.

[–]NamelessPurity 1 point2 points ago

My how lovely of a person you are. Tell me, what exactly causes this anger?

[–]elehl -3 points-2 points ago

read this in a Lewis Black voice

Well, I got a C on the dick sizing chard on /r/wtf earlier. Reddit is being raped to death by puns and memes. ~30,000 children die per day from starvation. bacon. cats. narwall. Colby 2012. DOWNVOTES FOR EVERYBODY!

tl;dr There is no god.

[–]NamelessPurity 1 point2 points ago

So, you're angry because some people said you have a small penis? My, how insecure you are. As for God, I agree.

[–]elehl -1 points0 points ago

...

I can't be sure, but it appears that you believe I was actually angry and that my humorous explanation for my alleged anger was also real.

[–]NamelessPurity 0 points1 point ago

Humorous yes. Then what is with your anger?

[–]elehl 0 points1 point ago

Read this in a Yoda voice

Anger there is not; words on a screen there is.

[–]dorekk 0 points1 point ago

If you are a man, snap your own dick off and stab it through your eye and skull fuck yourself.

Not possible.

[–]elehl 0 points1 point ago

/r/AskScience?

[–]vsky 0 points1 point ago

Why do I feel like the magician is Zach Braff?

[–]secretlakr -1 points0 points ago

Alien hand syndrome.

[–]odindiesel -1 points0 points ago

Smooth.

[–]Witcoff -1 points0 points ago

Saw that cumming

[–]RyanOver9000 1 point2 points ago

What the Eff David Blaine!

[–]Otterboss -1 points0 points ago

I bet she didn't see a thing.

[–]EffanWoks 0 points1 point ago

Amazing Street Magic

[–]obsaxman 1 point2 points ago

But where did the lighter fluid come from?

[–]pizzadudecook 1 point2 points ago

At least the op waited until the next day to repost this.

[–]timjs84 0 points1 point ago

Take something already posted, make it a gif post, reap imaginary points from the idiots of the internet.

[–]Illumii 0 points1 point ago

Gob??

[–]Paper_Champ 1 point2 points ago

this gif doesn't even show the punchline.

[–]Foolie 1 point2 points ago

Remember kids, women aren't other human beings who deserve to have personal space, they're just a method for moving breasts around. Plus, I hear you unlock an achievement if you touch them!

[–]Sagenhaf -1 points0 points ago

I thought he'd removed her arm for a bit.

[–]FZRaven 0 points1 point ago

And I'm planting banana peels beneath every damn man's heal, Waiting for them to fall for my sad trick. I stop, drop and kneel. With a little touch of magic, I'll let David cop a feel.

[–]Kyller2116 0 points1 point ago

clever

[–]papitosabe 1 point2 points ago

boloney!!! that boob was there to begin with!!... its some kind of mind manipulation gag...seen it before...

[–]shinobi8 0 points1 point ago

Brilliant

[–]empress686 0 points1 point ago

SQUEEZE http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/squeeze_shirt_3.jpg

[–]Iron-Manatee 0 points1 point ago

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand shes pregnant

[–]Notemy 0 points1 point ago

That awkward moment you go in for a grab and her tit is smaller than your hand.

[–]stoned_stoner 1 point2 points ago

I think I figured this one out.

[–]sorry_but 1 point2 points ago

Fuck you for reposting a short gif of an entire video that was just posted yesterday.

[–]een13 0 points1 point ago

That's assault, brotha!

[–]Hjorth -4 points-3 points ago

I think I'll be a magician.

[–]mctrigger -2 points-1 points ago

why is it so acceptable to turn front page videos into gifs and repost them?

[–]razabak21 0 points1 point ago

That's assault brotha.

[–]chrisnthat -3 points-2 points ago

I want to see their faces. I think I can imagine what they should look like. I imagine he's looking at the camera, then her, then back. All the while looking chuffed and wiggling his eye brows.

[–]JuniperVera 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, getting sexually assaulted on the street does tend to be pretty shocking.

[–]StevenViper -3 points-2 points ago

Look at all the white knight whining in this thread.

[–]JuniperVera 1 point2 points ago

Look at the whiner in this post ^

[–]Pooho -2 points-1 points ago

His hand must have slipped.

[–]JJTropea 0 points1 point ago

Gotta say...saw that coming.

[–]dennismgordon -3 points-2 points ago

thats repost

[–]deafandpissed -3 points-2 points ago

I want to be a magician now.

[–]Leandrensen -5 points-4 points ago

I guessed what was going to happen. Still laughed my ass off for 5 consecutive minutes.

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