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[–]still_coughing 50 points51 points ago

... Really? Has nobody else yet figured out that this is a photoshop drawing? I guess it's because I used to do photoshop paintings like this that I recognize airbrush strokes. Guys this is a painting, and I wish you'd credit the artist.

[–]reddit_doodles 7 points8 points ago

it was the totally black disconnected hairs that gave it away to me.

[–]Antrix32 4 points5 points ago

I saw it right away, I don't know how more people didn't see it, you can see the brush strokes really easily.

[–]anal_blazers 0 points1 point ago

I was looking for a signature in the corner somewhere.

[–]fishboner 14 points15 points ago

Fucker needs a shave. Looks untidy and unprofessional, and he wants to work in my house as my insect controller. Needs to take care of his appearance before that's going to happen.

[–]not_fake 0 points1 point ago

Mind your tone, or she's gonna take care of you first.

[–]zombieking69 23 points24 points ago

My arachnophobia.Magnified!

[–]stevieboy100 22 points23 points ago

[–]burghswag 0 points1 point ago

Nopenopenopenope.

[–]empero 4 points5 points ago

[–]Fr4t 2 points3 points ago

You. Fuck you.

[–]burghswag 1 point2 points ago

You're an asshole.

[–]RzK 1 point2 points ago

You would love /r/spiders, its a subreddit dedicated to hating spiders

[–]ASCII_FUCK_OFF 0 points1 point ago

Pro-tip: they ban people who spew nopenopenope bullshit.

[–]RzK 0 points1 point ago

Thats one small step to making Reddit perfect. Now they need to add a filter that removes so at the beginning of titles, titles that say "what does reddit think?" or even "Laughed too hard at this" and we have 1% of all evil removed from the world.

[–]Magnon 3 points4 points ago

Much less frightening up close like this I think, looks like a little set of hair and beard.

[–]Majax2 1 point2 points ago

I was thinking more like a scary vagina with the legs blurred in the background

[–]Mickeymousears 9 points10 points ago

Judging by his hair I'd say he's been sleeping in your bed

[–]poland626 2 points3 points ago

Or his Head and Shoulder's shampoo bottle....

[–]Scarmanz 5 points6 points ago

Those eyes are just to die for.

[–]BacktoBackWW2Champs 4 points5 points ago

2nd eye from the left reminds me of thundercats

[–]too_toked 1 point2 points ago

The eye of thundera

[–]Lytis 10 points11 points ago

Cute :3

[–]DrMrsTheMonarch 2 points3 points ago

Looks like a photoshop drawing.

[–]screaming4metal 2 points3 points ago

Never forget spiderbro

[–]Walker2323 1 point2 points ago

Spiders can go fuck themselves.

[–]not_fake 0 points1 point ago

...Wouldn't that result in a bunch of baby spiders?

[–]Meatslinger -1 points0 points ago

:[

[–]Billy_Shatner 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of how they draw old people in cartoons..

[–]zitfarmer 1 point2 points ago

Just like looking in a mirror for me.

[–]Lilzillaz 1 point2 points ago

He looks rather unimpressed. Oh another microscopic camera? Fiiiiiine.

[–]MalcolmReynoldsWrap 0 points1 point ago

Where I live, Wolf spiders are king. Which is great, because there bite isn't even as bad a bee sting, and they eat damn near every annoying insect in my house. Mosquitoes, other spiders, flies, centipedes, everything.

[–]dallasdude 1 point2 points ago

Yes, yes they do. But last week there was a wolf spider in my garage that was bigger than any I've ever seen. A solid 4" with legs with a big body. So I ran it over with my car. /noregrets

[–]MalcolmReynoldsWrap 1 point2 points ago

Yah, they do get big, but the bigger the wolf spider, the bigger the things it can eat. Only those big ones seem to get house centipedes, so I let them go.

[–]dallasdude 1 point2 points ago

Oh man. No thanks about house centipedes. I heard their sting is like lava for a week. I've seen a scorpion or two but thankfully never one of those!

[–]MalcolmReynoldsWrap 0 points1 point ago

Yup. I've been bitten by one on the bottom of my foot. The soft area. Imagine walking with that.

[–]tramampoleen 0 points1 point ago

"Tonight, on Mythbusters"...

[–]UltimateCoder 0 points1 point ago

Just 1 more reason why to kill spiders. I don't know why they scare the fucking shit out of me

[–]TheMadWoodcutter 0 points1 point ago

this is awesome and should be in /r/pics

[–]Sambospudz 0 points1 point ago

And people ask why I'm scared of spiders!

[–]Joshathon 0 points1 point ago

uuugh! and now im scared of little common spiders along with the crazy deadly ones :/

[–]ToogaTank 0 points1 point ago

Aren't all spiders that are in your house house spiders?

[–]crisissweet 0 points1 point ago

O M G it's friggin adorable!!

[–]Lion_Cub_Kurz 0 points1 point ago

That is terrifying

[–]boredalready 0 points1 point ago

Looks likw Cthulu.

[–]timechuck 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the Wilford Brimley of the spider world

[–]DirtyFrenchBastard 0 points1 point ago

I started burning my computer!

[–]icecoldsoldhere 0 points1 point ago

he looks like a wise man with beard like that

[–]Nova_lis 0 points1 point ago

[–]seals789 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you.

[–]TheBullshitPatrol 0 points1 point ago

Great looking new beret, Jamie.

[–]rostov007 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this

[–]hmbaddeley 0 points1 point ago

D:

[–]Siebutsu 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what I expected..

[–]doubleDassassin 0 points1 point ago

No thank you.

[–]LeckMich 0 points1 point ago

Those hairs look like pubes!

[–]Hal_Nein_Thousand 0 points1 point ago

Metroid!

[–]Burgerkiin 0 points1 point ago

I am now afraid to touch my screen

[–]BumpSkump420 0 points1 point ago

all hail cthulu

[–]bobowa 0 points1 point ago

You came to the wrong house MOTHER FUCKER

[–]tadast 0 points1 point ago

as if spiders didn't already terrify me enough

[–]Polliwog39 0 points1 point ago

The little hairs on its head are so cute.

[–]psylichon 0 points1 point ago

Diabeetus

[–]triggermouth 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me or does he just he look unimpressed?

[–]tnethacker 0 points1 point ago

Here's a real house spider magnified http://i.imgur.com/H3JMP.jpg

[–]I_Raise_You 0 points1 point ago

why did i click on that...

[–]vfho 0 points1 point ago

why's he sitting on a vagina

[–]infernado 0 points1 point ago

Aren't they scary enough without magnification???

[–]GavelaaIRL 0 points1 point ago

Chtulu

[–]Xm0shcryptX 0 points1 point ago

He is not amused

[–]WhyGuy21 0 points1 point ago

Spiderbro was never a looker.

[–]DevilsCandyCane 0 points1 point ago

I hope I never shrink in the bath...

[–]wwfsmd2666 1 point2 points ago

Someone had tried to kill him with hairspray at some point because he looks FABULOUS!

[–]wando88 0 points1 point ago

For the spider king.

[–]ottomated 1 point2 points ago

Looks like Wilford Brimley.

[–]JonSnowTheBastid 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you very much

[–]bobsagetfullhouse -1 points0 points ago

Nope!

[–]AfroBro 0 points1 point ago

How badly do you wish to die sir?

[–]BoutaCheng 0 points1 point ago

Looked like a painted vagina for a second. Until I saw the eyes. Then I was like oh.

[–]Sp33d0J03 -1 points0 points ago

Nope.

[–]washed 0 points1 point ago

painting or not, all i could think was:

we are the vanguard of your destruction...

[–]TiffanyRazors -1 points0 points ago

F*CK WHY?!?? PHOTOSHOP OR NOT!

[–]xxitalian98xx 0 points1 point ago

I don't always get scared by spiders, but when I do. It's this.

[–]scruffypk 0 points1 point ago

It's kinda cute, in that, "Not at all, holy fuck I need to vomit." kind of way.

[–]iced327 0 points1 point ago

Worst. Troll doll. Ever.

[–]Drando_HS 0 points1 point ago

My house just creaked as I opened the link...

[–]ratrodfink 0 points1 point ago

Scrubbing bubble nope.

[–]pos_ington 1 point2 points ago

Nice fauxhawk, fag.

[–]Crusty40oz -4 points-3 points ago

I get your reference. You get my up vote.

[–]xxariarixx 1 point2 points ago

A face only a mother could love

[–]jennilokay -1 points0 points ago

NOPE.

[–]minsco -3 points-2 points ago

KILL IT WITH FIRE

[–]malebluedolphin -1 points0 points ago

[–]Hypomanic_Poet 0 points1 point ago

Why did I click that?! I knew what it was. I knew it would freak me out. But I still clicked it. WHY? WHYYYY

T.T

[–]Wildf1re07 0 points1 point ago

Derp der der der der derp

[–]hunter87 0 points1 point ago

This fucks me up on so many lvls

[–]dirtyjersey84 -2 points-1 points ago

Nope, not looking

[–]drinkme217 0 points1 point ago

8.6/10 Would bang.

[–]Mr-Balisong -4 points-3 points ago

nope.avi neck extends NOPE. runs away

[–]AceSpades15 -3 points-2 points ago

A justification of the NOPE