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[–]SeventhMagus 83 points84 points ago

Scumbag OP-- Reposts to reddit before he likes the status.

[–]4chan- 25 points26 points ago

Are you calling OP a ...

(>_>)

(<_<)

faggot?

[–]carpeDeezNuts 34 points35 points ago

No, he's calling OP a scumbag.

[–]sfdmfcssfd 0 points1 point ago

From Wikipedia... Scumbag can be:

-A dysphemism for a contemptible person

-A used condom

[–]ZML09 2 points3 points ago

...and OP

[–]BarksdaleBell 282 points283 points ago

This is pretty funny but the title built it up and made it less funny.

[–]snakeysnake0 59 points60 points ago

agreed. somewhat of a letdown.

[–]bstew2011 42 points43 points ago

And it doesn't help that OP didn't find it great enough to give it at least a "like"

[–]ReUsable_Tampon 29 points30 points ago

No one liked it

[–]drawingdead0 7 points8 points ago

I upvoted solely because I tried to be the first person to like it. I felt bad for the post, teasing it like that. An upvote was the least I could do.

[–]KrazyEyezKilla 1 point2 points ago

Posted 2 minutes ago, and only the weirdest of people like their own status.

Karma conspiracy!

[–]thedbp 5 points6 points ago

ain'tnobodygottimeforthat.jpg

[–]MYDOGSTELLA 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, I'm just like meh

[–]Misschoksondik 0 points1 point ago

The biggest letdown I've ever seen on Reddit.

[–]jawapride 8 points9 points ago

Exactly, because immediately everyone thinks to themselves, "Oh really? We'll just see about that."

[–]snarkyaardvark 1 point2 points ago

Next time a stranger talks to me when i'm alone, I will look at them shocked as just whisper quietly "you can see me?"

It would be much funnier if you had a prank set up like this one and then whisper quietly "you can see me?"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjWB3TdR5ZA

[–]mikeno1 0 points1 point ago

It's being posted as a picture from tumbler everywhere at the minute. My Mum posted it on my wall a few days ago.

[–]noodlefart 0 points1 point ago

here's my idea: requires friends.

tell your friends to disperse in a public place. start choking them telekinetically. text them before you do so they know when to act like they're dying. then people will think you're god.

someone please do this.

[–]Cendeu 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, exactly.

I remember my mother telling me about how the Sixth Sense was one of the best movies she'd ever seen. She said it was super scary, too. She went on like this for years.

So my brother and I watch it for the first time, and it's a completely letdown. Yeah, the movie was good, but it wasn't the best movie of all time. And on top of that, it was pretty much 0% scary. I don't even remember any scary parts.

[–]digbus 29 points30 points ago

And not one person has liked your Facebook status

[–]amcuriosity 0 points1 point ago

2 Minutes ago c'mon. Give it a chance

[–]Chrispy_Xz 46 points47 points ago

I couldn't stop laughing when I first saw wkuk's version of this http://youtu.be/lExK9xuMxzo

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[–]heylookitscaps 13 points14 points ago

Grandmas Boy joke on the internet? sigh.

[–]meftw111 0 points1 point ago

MY BEEF, STRONNNNGG!

[–]awesome_nards 6 points7 points ago

wow, if you think thats funny, then I should show you the dancing CGI baby from Ally McBeal, attorney at whore. It's a baby, and it DANCES! OMGF, so new to the internet!

[–]alive41stime 0 points1 point ago

Ally McBeal, attorney at whore

This produced actual laughter.

[–]awesome_nards 0 points1 point ago

I do what I can when I can. I giggled too.

[–]karpenterskids 5 points6 points ago

Already saw this a while ago. This didn't exactly pop up on your newsfeed, did it?

[–]alive41stime 0 points1 point ago

No, but it did. His douchcanoe friend was trying to pawn it off as an original.

[–]momosauky 32 points33 points ago

This is so fucking original.

[–]Sinthemoon 1 point2 points ago

OP's social life is boring.

On second thought, I just equalled facebook with social life. What does is tell about me?

[–]bcarle 0 points1 point ago

Well, if its not part of your social life, what the hell is it?

[–]Chris_Jun 3 points4 points ago

the red blotch out looks like a penis.

[–]yankeefoxtrot 0 points1 point ago

I thought that at first, but now it looks like a guitar neck.

[–]Downvotes_Facebook 15 points16 points ago

Leave it on Facebook

[–]ntgv 30 points31 points ago

Upvote for the red line penis.

[–]buhzie2 17 points18 points ago

[–]MoarVespenegas 4 points5 points ago

Am I the only one that think the censoring looks like a dick?

[–]NO_TOUCHING__lol 2 points3 points ago

[–]Clinodactyl 3 points4 points ago

Okay, I'll be the guy to say it.

The red markings look like an oddly shaped penis.

[–]tdn 3 points4 points ago

And from this day on, every stranger shall be greeted with this.

[–]mick4state 6 points7 points ago

"I need your help so my soul can be at peace"

Could work even better with some people you know nearby to deny being able to see you.

[–]kuthro 0 points1 point ago

a noble cause. may you gather weird looks aplenty

[–]WhitePostIt 0 points1 point ago

Shit, this is awful. I would never be able to keep a straight face for this prank, I would ruin it!!!

[–]typing_blindly 0 points1 point ago

I don't think this is really the greatest status you've ever read. I think you're holding out on us. :(

[–]herpy_McDerpster 0 points1 point ago

Skyrim much?

[–]mettatatertot 1 point2 points ago

You need more interesting friends.

[–]Mongul 1 point2 points ago

Stupid.

[–]bigmeech 1 point2 points ago

man your newsfeed must suck

[–]Kelldogg 1 point2 points ago

Funny yes, has been said on reddit more than once.

[–]volcanicflamingo 2 points3 points ago

the worst thing about this is that the status itself was taken from reddit not too long ago.

[–]xteneritasx -1 points0 points ago

Way to make the name cover up look like a penis.

[–]CurtKurt 1 point2 points ago

[–]rannie_pophe -1 points0 points ago

"I see dead people..." - from the movie the Sixth Sense

[–]jjzpgg 0 points1 point ago

Posting funny Facebook statuses on Reddit seems kinda lame. I assume OP will be tweeting a link to this thread soon?

[–]alive41stime 0 points1 point ago

Posting funny Facebook statuses on from Reddit seems kinda lame.

[–]DeepakTivari 0 points1 point ago

umm yes!

[–]LiteweightPhenomenal 0 points1 point ago

[–]SLYRZ11 1 point2 points ago

[–]redtheda 2 points3 points ago

This has been making the rounds of my FB feed as a gif.... it was funny the first time, now that I've seen it dozens of times I'm getting kind of sick of it.

[–]TheLemonKing 1 point2 points ago

I've actually done this a few times, people react pretty much like you'd expect them to: They just keep walking.

[–]bumpa 0 points1 point ago

I would've rather a /r/spacedicks link pop out than this stupid ass shit

[–]NeoCoN7 2 points3 points ago

How many times in a week do we need to see this?

[–]awesomebbq 0 points1 point ago

No likes... Quite sad, really. Or is OP just casually advertising his status that nobody liked? Also quite sad.

[–]TorqueBandit 2 points3 points ago

Would be funnier if it was original. I saw this many months ago on Grouchyrabbit among other sites.

[–]GhelatinousBooze 0 points1 point ago

GUYS, THIS IS PROBABLY A REPOST. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gnhjNEdB3c

[–]justsoicouldpost 1 point2 points ago

and I'll look down and whisper "No."

[–]olivortex 0 points1 point ago

I'm in love with this status.

[–]prizzie 0 points1 point ago

This could go badly if said stranger is on bath salts.

[–]VirgoDog 0 points1 point ago

I would pretend to look for my ring and then start screaming "Someone stole my precious".

[–]CircadianHour 0 points1 point ago

Watched an indie horror movie called Absentia last night. It had a few scenes with a guy asking, "You can see me?" It was a decent movie, worth checking out.

[–]Thanatos_EU -1 points0 points ago

I can remember 9 funnier "statuses" I've seen here TODAY! Fuck you and your shitty facebook "gem" you pretentious fuck. Have a nice day!

[–]OnlyMyOpinionMatters 0 points1 point ago

Can someone explain what this is from and/or why it is funny?

[–]maxweberh 0 points1 point ago

REpost

[–]MMAAGGIICC 0 points1 point ago

This just a repost (on fb) of a really old meme

[–]goldenfoxxxx 0 points1 point ago

This is the oldest joke ever. Okay maybe not ever, but I've seen this SO many times...

[–]pandabear707 0 points1 point ago

Jenna marbles had this on her twitter..

[–]Only_innuendo -1 points0 points ago

I thought the funniest part was where the red censoring bit looked like a dick.

[–]gabberdemon -1 points0 points ago

The red bit looks kinda like a sideways cock

[–]Errday_Im_Hylian 1 point2 points ago

You must have boring friends.

[–]fleshlightchronicles 0 points1 point ago

[–]Dl33t 0 points1 point ago

It may be the greatest Facebook status you have ever seen but even still it is a piece of shit post. Isn't there an /r/printscreensofmyownfacebookcomments yet?

[–]assbackwards11 0 points1 point ago

I WATCH MOVIES TOO.

[–]boarderman8 0 points1 point ago

I tried this today at the airport....there needs to be instructions for what to say next.....

[–]VampireChild 0 points1 point ago

thats epic

[–]knobrot 0 points1 point ago

Followed with:

Look up to sky and say "Dammit Greg it's not working!"

[–]laferty_daniel 0 points1 point ago

Not any likes? Not the greatest....sorry

[–]15r3Drzud123 0 points1 point ago

They would just assume that the person thinks they have bad eyesight.

[–]PluggedMars813 0 points1 point ago

Maybe I'm a little bit childish, but I think that is the best block out of someone's name ever

[–]Skinnyasspants 0 points1 point ago

I know that feel

[–]notrightmeow 0 points1 point ago

All I can see is the red penis covering up the name.

[–]TheyCallMeCactus 0 points1 point ago

I've seriously seen this so many times it's not even funny anymore :/

[–]Pistolcrab 1 point2 points ago

I "heh'd".

[–]ifiwereaboy -1 points0 points ago

No reference to this being a "gem"? Upvote.

[–]Davey_Disapproves -3 points-2 points ago

such a gem

[–]the_cat_kittles -2 points-1 points ago

hurry, be the first person to like it! #yolo

[–]overused-meme-alert -4 points-3 points ago

yolo

BLEEP BLOOP

.

[–]fukenhippie -5 points-4 points ago

My 4 yr old wears all camo. shorts, shirt, hat, socks and has the same reaction.

[–]Jim_Perry67 -1 points0 points ago

just me or does the red over the name look a little like a penis...?