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[–]Djhawz 34 points35 points ago

I do so love The Holy Mountain. Funny thing is that isn't even one of the more WTF moments from this film.

[–]smashingval 8 points9 points ago

Ah, Jodorowsky. I can't wait to see Dune.

[–]El_Draque 3 points4 points ago

Wat!? Jodorowsky is doing Dune?

[–]kingrootintootin 10 points11 points ago

In 1975, Jodorowsky planned to film the story as a ten-hour feature, in collaboration with Salvador Dalí, Orson Welles, Gloria Swanson, David Carradine, Geraldine Chaplin, Alain Delon, Hervé Villechaize and Mick Jagger. It was at first proposed to score the film with original music by Karlheinz Stockhausen, Henry Cow and Magma; later on, the soundtrack was to be provided by Pink Floyd)

Jodorowsky's script would result in a 14-hour movie ("It was the size of a phonebook", Herbert later recalled). #Early_stalled_attempts) (reddit messes up the url for whatever reason)

the world couldn't handle a movie that godly

[–]El_Draque 3 points4 points ago

When I first saw Holy Mountain, during the scene in the tower with the Alchemist, I said outloud, "He's going to shit in that glass bowl." And sure enough.

I think Lynch did a good job of capturing the weird in Dune, but Jodorowsky would crank that up to eleven. Also, what is missing from Lynch's version is precisely the slow build-up. The pacing just goes to hell after the first hour.

[–]mrpoopypantsmcdoodoo 1 point2 points ago

Wait, did I miss something? Isn't it just a documentary about the film? Or is he actually making it?

[–]sriracha_everything 1 point2 points ago

It's a doc - we'll never get the full film :(

[–]Turtle_The_Cat 5 points6 points ago

RUB YOUR CLITORIS ON THE MOUNTAIN!

[–]Clitaristocrat 0 points1 point ago

Why, when you can have a slave do it for you?

[–]sriracha_everything 1 point2 points ago

What's your favourite WTF scene? So many to choose from, but it's hard to top the "shit into gold" scene.

[–]vivalavidacola 1 point2 points ago

There is enough blasphemous material in this movie for at least 5 embassy burnings.

[–]littleredguitars 4 points5 points ago

... did the argument have anything at all to do with this?

[–]someguy514[S] 7 points8 points ago

I was telling him i would beat him at Super smash bros. when i came home from school and he sent me this tagged "Relevant".

[–]littleredguitars 3 points4 points ago

well thats just unfortunate

[–]werdan 1 point2 points ago

He was using the Chewbacca defence.

[–]snowlion13 11 points12 points ago

sooo, this image has been around for a while, i wonder which one came first http://imgur.com/vLV22

[–]Turtle_The_Cat 9 points10 points ago

The film, 1973.

[–]PubicAnimeNummerJuan 0 points1 point ago

I was just about to post that image. Never knew it had such an origin.

[–]zumbza 0 points1 point ago

Can i get this in 1920 x 1080 somehow?

[–]liebermannn 1 point2 points ago

milk would be nice right now

[–]Potato-baby 0 points1 point ago

Finish him!

[–]Tmg05 0 points1 point ago

Those rare moments when looking at this subreddit actually makes you say "WTF?"

[–]Rocanator 1 point2 points ago

**an

[–]ShahrozMaster 1 point2 points ago

Chode

[–]FiveSmash -1 points0 points ago

Seek help.

[–]Yoof1 -1 points0 points ago

I do too...

[–]ToogaTank -1 points0 points ago

I think what we really want to know is, did you shut up?

[–]someguy514[S] 0 points1 point ago

more like speechless.

[–]Juicetang -1 points0 points ago

NSFW

[–]murdocjenkins -1 points0 points ago

My tattoo artist literally made me watch this 2 nights ago for the first time while he was inking me...WTF was the only reaction I could muster. El Topo was put on directly after

[–]bobbybuttmunch 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what to say in response to this.....this image is probably gonna stick with me for the rest of the week..

[–]JakeGilliam -1 points0 points ago

Well thats enough internet for today.

[–]Omnifi 0 points1 point ago

And suddenly I feel very secure in the size of my giggle stick.

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[–]lord_nougat -1 points0 points ago

That's what she said?

[–]iamnotseanclark 0 points1 point ago

I have no words. But I am going to keep this in my gifs folder. Never know when I am going to need it..

[–]takatori 0 points1 point ago

Micropenis, lol.

[–]Macster_man 0 points1 point ago

I'm just going to go into a corner and.....shudder now.

[–]retardedredranger 0 points1 point ago

Probably not the best thing to view on my phone in school...

[–]mrforrest -2 points-1 points ago

DE HOLY MOUNTAIIIIIIN

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Yes.

[–]g_borris -1 points0 points ago

I'm either to early for the lists of repost links, or its been done so much no one cares anymore.

[–]autumnclouds -3 points-2 points ago