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Spanking combo (i.imgur.com)
submitted 20 days ago by Antraxas
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[–]jar8d 3 points4 points5 points 19 days ago
indeed it is.. I had one for a birthday, riding around London. Called a Pedibus.
[–]kingxhall 4 points5 points6 points 19 days ago
Not sure if PediBus is the best name.... Did it also offer free candy?
[–]Mr_Hank_Scorpio 1 point2 points3 points 19 days ago
tis indeed. They have them in munich too.
[–]cfunkadelic 0 points1 point2 points 19 days ago
They also have them in Chicago.
[–]Poontang_Saint 1 point2 points3 points 19 days ago
It IS a pub on wheels, aka a bier bike
[–]bbty 55 points56 points57 points 20 days ago
I guess that would be more than 3 counts of felony sexual assault, which would put you in prison for life in California.
[–]Wizuhd 3 points4 points5 points 20 days ago
Oh America, where jokingly touching random peoples lower backs (not even their butts as they are sitting) as you drive by gets called a felony sexual assault.
[–]drkaufee 3 points4 points5 points 19 days ago
but this is not touching another persons body sexually, it is touching another persons body jokingly. so really it would be more of harASSment or normal ASSault.
[–]shitterplug 7 points8 points9 points 19 days ago
Yeah, like that time I jokingly had sex with that person.
[–]DoubleDickDave 8 points9 points10 points 19 days ago
it must have been a joke considering how much she was laughing.
[–]shitterplug 3 points4 points5 points 19 days ago
Ouch.
[–]Mobrowncheeks 1 point2 points3 points 16 days ago
Hater. Your just mad cause he hit the combo breaker
[–]ksims0206 14 points15 points16 points 20 days ago
I mean, they were asking for it really.
[–]Zanizelli 0 points1 point2 points 19 days ago
YEAH, LOOK AT THEM SITTING THERE, ENJOYING THEMSELVES. They are just asking for a random backside swat!
[–]griisgriis 32 points33 points34 points 20 days ago
What a dick.
[–]ohyeahepic 23 points24 points25 points 20 days ago
That's assault brotha
[–]KronktheKronk 32 points33 points34 points 20 days ago
You prudes need to loosen up some, that's hilarious as fuck.
[–]Bunyungtung 8 points9 points10 points 19 days ago
Fucking reddit, always circlejerking.
[–]treedick2011 0 points1 point2 points 19 days ago
I do get tired of the people flipping out over this stuff. Measured response is always best. Shit, if it keeps going like this then just looking will be a crime.
[–]beaulingpin 1 point2 points3 points 19 days ago
Yeah, if it's a crime to hit women on the asses from a moving car, then what else could be a crime? Next thing you know, it will be illegal to grope women on the subway, or yank down a womans tube top for a laugh, or slapping people in the face from a moving car. Making sexual abuse a crime will just be the worst!
[–]treedick2011 1 point2 points3 points 19 days ago
next they'll even go after being butt hurt!
[–]HiImTed 2 points3 points4 points 19 days ago
that's assault brotha...
you triple dog dare me? :P
[–]okiyama 10 points11 points12 points 20 days ago
Sexual assault is funny!
[–]Wizuhd -13 points-12 points-11 points 20 days ago
[–]Zanizelli -9 points-8 points-7 points 19 days ago
We are probably so defensive because It's usually considered the woman's fault if she's assaulted. :/
[–]ndhernandez 3 points4 points5 points 20 days ago
Is it just me or did everyone notice the first girl stood up to have her butt smacked
[–]Dub_Heem 7 points8 points9 points 19 days ago
I think she was actually either trying to avoid him or just in the process of pedalling.
[–]sirkablaam -1 points0 points1 point 20 days ago
To everyone saying how funny it is, how would you like it if someone did that to you or your girlfriend?
[–]ryguydrummerboy 20 points21 points22 points 20 days ago
If she was the only one? Prolly be pissed. A whole row of women including my girlfriend? Priceless.
[–]roydawgg 16 points17 points18 points 20 days ago
I would fucking laugh at her as she was freaking out.
[–]Mr_Hank_Scorpio 3 points4 points5 points 19 days ago
In this context I'd be totally fine with it. totally and utterly unbothered.
[–]Wizuhd 4 points5 points6 points 20 days ago
I would laugh. It's not like it's personal, sexual, or anything other than funny.
[–]beaulingpin 0 points1 point2 points 19 days ago
well, as a victim of sexual assault, it would ruin my day to have a stranger touch my ass without consent. It being a joke would not stop me from experiencing a lot of stress. So just a warning, as shockingly you seem to need it: don't violate people as a joke. It's a shitty thing to do.
[–]Wizuhd 1 point2 points3 points 19 days ago
it would ruin my day to have a stranger touch my ass without consent. It being a joke would not stop me from experiencing a lot of stress.
it would ruin my day to have a stranger touch my ass without consent.
It being a joke would not stop me from experiencing a lot of stress.
Women getting beheaded in the middle east for not being prostitutes, people starving to death every day, everyone is always on the brink of war, but THAT GUY LIGHTLY TOUCHED BY BACK AS WELL AS SEVERAL OTHER PEOPLE'S BACKS AS HE DROVE BY. M DAY IS NOW RUINED. THAT TOUCH THAT DID NO DAMAGE WHATSOEVER WAS SO STRESSFUL MY LIFE IS SO HARD.
You don't understand how post traumatic stress disorder works. It may seem like a small thing to you, but years of being raped by a priest has left me with an automatic reaction to the violation of my body, especially on my ass. It's been years of talk therapy, but I still have this baggage. Maybe someday you'll become a less repulsive person and you'll develop friends or maybe even a significant other. Maybe one of them will be raped (it's disturbingly common), and you'll be able to see first hand that people can get really fucked up by it.
[–]Wizuhd -2 points-1 points0 points 19 days ago
Maybe someday you'll become a less repulsive person and you'll develop friends or maybe even a significant other.
I'm a college student with many friends and a girlfriend, but nice try with the attack.
I'm sorry you were raped by a priest, and I'm not saying what the guy did was okay, just that it shouldn't be a felony sexual assault
i didn't say it should be felony sexual assault, just that someone violating my body would ruin my day and is a really fucking shitty thing to do to another human. Defend it as comedy (if you don't mind being Michael Scott), but you have absolutely no right to touch someone without their consent. And your efforts to belittle those who take offense at molestation speak volumes about you. Anyway, I hope you can fix your repugnant beliefs before you leave the sandbox of college, have a swell life.
[–]GolgothaAvante 1 point2 points3 points 9 days ago*
As someone who has worked with people who have PTSD, I can tell you that you don't. Everything you've displayed so far, from your tone to your personal attack methodology, goes against the DSM-IV-TR criteria for the disorder, which would result in impaired social functioning. If you were indeed PTSD Chronic or Acute, you would find yourself unable to comment on the post, as a recurrent intrusive recollection via Criterion B would most likely preclude any action that would put your event in a public view, i.e. following the numbing Criterion C, avoidance pattern.
What you have is what seems to be a classic case of extrovert narcissism by proxy, in which you project your own supposed inadequacies which were made obvious in your incident, upon others, demanding they conform to your own worldview in a bid to validate your self-worth through control of someone else. In your instance, you were violated by a priest, a supposed figure of power. Leaving alone the fact that someone with actual PTSD would likely not immediately describe their abuse and identify the perpetrator, your aggression towards those who find your response equally ridiculous as you find theirs is a form of control that you are trying to exert - i.e., you are controlling the situation and attacking them personally because you were controlled by the attacker and attacked personally in a physical sense.
tl;dr what happened to you was awful, but please, shut the fuck up. You don't have PTSD, though you do suffer (clearly) from several other distinct mental disorders. Regardless, you're giving an awful name to people who have gone through this, and the people close to me who have been raped would find your response, attitude, and general air repugnant.
[–]beaulingpin -1 points0 points1 point 8 days ago
empirically I know you are wrong. Have a good day.
[–]GolgothaAvante 0 points1 point2 points 8 days ago
The word you're looking for is "anecdotal". Your experience is not empirical, and just saying that something is doesn't make it so.
[–]Wizuhd -1 points0 points1 point 19 days ago
Just....so....mad
that's not way to live your life
[–]Hobbycoder -2 points-1 points0 points 19 days ago
In which way were you raised that a little spank on the ass would freak you that much out. Is everyone in America so prude? Slowly I receive this image of Americans:
Hehe lol that you is firing with a machine gun on cats in his backyard how freaking funny That guy was jokingly spanking 8 lower backs. Kill him. Send him to prison forever. He must have metal problems.
Hehe lol that you is firing with a machine gun on cats in his backyard how freaking funny
That guy was jokingly spanking 8 lower backs. Kill him. Send him to prison forever. He must have metal problems.
years of being raped by a priest. That's how I was raised that a sexual violation can trigger my PTSD.
The reaction I have to invasive contact on my ass or genitals is similar to the reaction ex-soldiers have to fireworks. Intense feelings of terror and helplessness. Please don't molest people, there are a lot of rape victims out there.
[–]Wizuhd 0 points1 point2 points 19 days ago
this
[–]BoringSurprise 2 points3 points4 points 20 days ago
i think both me and my girlfriend would think it was pretty funny
[–]JewCurls 0 points1 point2 points 19 days ago
Even though I think this is awesome, the guy could still get into a lot of trouble... A lot.
[–]joreo7 -1 points0 points1 point 18 days ago
REPOST
[–]Bobrulesthe5 0 points1 point2 points 17 days ago
No its not
[–]Brodster -3 points-2 points-1 points 20 days ago
lmao, saw one of those pedal pubs for the first time in Minneapolis a few weeks ago
[–]Random_Fandom 11 points12 points13 points 20 days ago
I feel like you were gonna tell us a story about it or something, but you just dropped off before
[–]N1Nutta 1 point2 points3 points 19 days ago
Pro.
[–]Obieousmaximus -9 points-8 points-7 points 20 days ago
ultra combo!!!!
[–]Zombiepineapple -8 points-7 points-6 points 20 days ago
i salute you sir.
[–]Maul_McCartney -9 points-8 points-7 points 20 days ago
I live in NE Minneapolis. This is awesome, fuck the Pedal Pub.
[–]Mister_Anonymous -11 points-10 points-9 points 20 days ago
Repost from like a month or two ago.
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