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[–]jar8d 3 points4 points ago

indeed it is.. I had one for a birthday, riding around London. Called a Pedibus.

[–]kingxhall 4 points5 points ago

Not sure if PediBus is the best name.... Did it also offer free candy?

[–]Mr_Hank_Scorpio 1 point2 points ago

tis indeed. They have them in munich too.

[–]cfunkadelic 0 points1 point ago

They also have them in Chicago.

[–]Poontang_Saint 1 point2 points ago

It IS a pub on wheels, aka a bier bike

[–]bbty 55 points56 points ago

I guess that would be more than 3 counts of felony sexual assault, which would put you in prison for life in California.

[–]Wizuhd 3 points4 points ago

Oh America, where jokingly touching random peoples lower backs (not even their butts as they are sitting) as you drive by gets called a felony sexual assault.

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[–]drkaufee 3 points4 points ago

but this is not touching another persons body sexually, it is touching another persons body jokingly. so really it would be more of harASSment or normal ASSault.

[–]shitterplug 7 points8 points ago

Yeah, like that time I jokingly had sex with that person.

[–]DoubleDickDave 8 points9 points ago

it must have been a joke considering how much she was laughing.

[–]shitterplug 3 points4 points ago

Ouch.

[–]Mobrowncheeks 1 point2 points ago

Hater. Your just mad cause he hit the combo breaker

[–]ksims0206 14 points15 points ago

I mean, they were asking for it really.

[–]Zanizelli 0 points1 point ago

YEAH, LOOK AT THEM SITTING THERE, ENJOYING THEMSELVES. They are just asking for a random backside swat!

[–]griisgriis 32 points33 points ago

What a dick.

[–]ohyeahepic 23 points24 points ago

That's assault brotha

[–]KronktheKronk 32 points33 points ago

You prudes need to loosen up some, that's hilarious as fuck.

[–]Bunyungtung 8 points9 points ago

Fucking reddit, always circlejerking.

[–]treedick2011 0 points1 point ago

I do get tired of the people flipping out over this stuff. Measured response is always best. Shit, if it keeps going like this then just looking will be a crime.

[–]beaulingpin 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, if it's a crime to hit women on the asses from a moving car, then what else could be a crime? Next thing you know, it will be illegal to grope women on the subway, or yank down a womans tube top for a laugh, or slapping people in the face from a moving car. Making sexual abuse a crime will just be the worst!

[–]treedick2011 1 point2 points ago

next they'll even go after being butt hurt!

[–]HiImTed 2 points3 points ago

that's assault brotha...

you triple dog dare me? :P

[–]okiyama 10 points11 points ago

Sexual assault is funny!

[–]ndhernandez 3 points4 points ago

Is it just me or did everyone notice the first girl stood up to have her butt smacked

[–]Dub_Heem 7 points8 points ago

I think she was actually either trying to avoid him or just in the process of pedalling.

[–]sirkablaam -1 points0 points ago

To everyone saying how funny it is, how would you like it if someone did that to you or your girlfriend?

[–]ryguydrummerboy 20 points21 points ago

If she was the only one? Prolly be pissed. A whole row of women including my girlfriend? Priceless.

[–]roydawgg 16 points17 points ago

I would fucking laugh at her as she was freaking out.

[–]Mr_Hank_Scorpio 3 points4 points ago

In this context I'd be totally fine with it. totally and utterly unbothered.

[–]Wizuhd 4 points5 points ago

I would laugh. It's not like it's personal, sexual, or anything other than funny.

[–]beaulingpin 0 points1 point ago

well, as a victim of sexual assault, it would ruin my day to have a stranger touch my ass without consent. It being a joke would not stop me from experiencing a lot of stress. So just a warning, as shockingly you seem to need it: don't violate people as a joke. It's a shitty thing to do.

[–]Wizuhd 1 point2 points ago

it would ruin my day to have a stranger touch my ass without consent.

It being a joke would not stop me from experiencing a lot of stress.

Women getting beheaded in the middle east for not being prostitutes, people starving to death every day, everyone is always on the brink of war, but THAT GUY LIGHTLY TOUCHED BY BACK AS WELL AS SEVERAL OTHER PEOPLE'S BACKS AS HE DROVE BY. M DAY IS NOW RUINED. THAT TOUCH THAT DID NO DAMAGE WHATSOEVER WAS SO STRESSFUL MY LIFE IS SO HARD.

[–]beaulingpin 0 points1 point ago

You don't understand how post traumatic stress disorder works. It may seem like a small thing to you, but years of being raped by a priest has left me with an automatic reaction to the violation of my body, especially on my ass. It's been years of talk therapy, but I still have this baggage. Maybe someday you'll become a less repulsive person and you'll develop friends or maybe even a significant other. Maybe one of them will be raped (it's disturbingly common), and you'll be able to see first hand that people can get really fucked up by it.

[–]Wizuhd -2 points-1 points ago

Maybe someday you'll become a less repulsive person and you'll develop friends or maybe even a significant other.

I'm a college student with many friends and a girlfriend, but nice try with the attack.

I'm sorry you were raped by a priest, and I'm not saying what the guy did was okay, just that it shouldn't be a felony sexual assault

[–]beaulingpin 0 points1 point ago

i didn't say it should be felony sexual assault, just that someone violating my body would ruin my day and is a really fucking shitty thing to do to another human. Defend it as comedy (if you don't mind being Michael Scott), but you have absolutely no right to touch someone without their consent. And your efforts to belittle those who take offense at molestation speak volumes about you. Anyway, I hope you can fix your repugnant beliefs before you leave the sandbox of college, have a swell life.

[–]GolgothaAvante 1 point2 points ago

As someone who has worked with people who have PTSD, I can tell you that you don't. Everything you've displayed so far, from your tone to your personal attack methodology, goes against the DSM-IV-TR criteria for the disorder, which would result in impaired social functioning. If you were indeed PTSD Chronic or Acute, you would find yourself unable to comment on the post, as a recurrent intrusive recollection via Criterion B would most likely preclude any action that would put your event in a public view, i.e. following the numbing Criterion C, avoidance pattern.

What you have is what seems to be a classic case of extrovert narcissism by proxy, in which you project your own supposed inadequacies which were made obvious in your incident, upon others, demanding they conform to your own worldview in a bid to validate your self-worth through control of someone else. In your instance, you were violated by a priest, a supposed figure of power. Leaving alone the fact that someone with actual PTSD would likely not immediately describe their abuse and identify the perpetrator, your aggression towards those who find your response equally ridiculous as you find theirs is a form of control that you are trying to exert - i.e., you are controlling the situation and attacking them personally because you were controlled by the attacker and attacked personally in a physical sense.

tl;dr what happened to you was awful, but please, shut the fuck up. You don't have PTSD, though you do suffer (clearly) from several other distinct mental disorders. Regardless, you're giving an awful name to people who have gone through this, and the people close to me who have been raped would find your response, attitude, and general air repugnant.

[–]beaulingpin -1 points0 points ago

empirically I know you are wrong. Have a good day.

[–]GolgothaAvante 0 points1 point ago

The word you're looking for is "anecdotal". Your experience is not empirical, and just saying that something is doesn't make it so.

[–]Wizuhd -1 points0 points ago

Just....so....mad

that's not way to live your life

[–]Hobbycoder -2 points-1 points ago

In which way were you raised that a little spank on the ass would freak you that much out. Is everyone in America so prude? Slowly I receive this image of Americans:

Hehe lol that you is firing with a machine gun on cats in his backyard how freaking funny

That guy was jokingly spanking 8 lower backs. Kill him. Send him to prison forever. He must have metal problems.

[–]beaulingpin 0 points1 point ago

years of being raped by a priest. That's how I was raised that a sexual violation can trigger my PTSD.

The reaction I have to invasive contact on my ass or genitals is similar to the reaction ex-soldiers have to fireworks. Intense feelings of terror and helplessness. Please don't molest people, there are a lot of rape victims out there.

[–]Wizuhd 0 points1 point ago

this

[–]BoringSurprise 2 points3 points ago

i think both me and my girlfriend would think it was pretty funny

[–]JewCurls 0 points1 point ago

Even though I think this is awesome, the guy could still get into a lot of trouble... A lot.

[–]joreo7 -1 points0 points ago

REPOST

[–]Bobrulesthe5 0 points1 point ago

No its not

[–]Brodster -3 points-2 points ago

lmao, saw one of those pedal pubs for the first time in Minneapolis a few weeks ago

[–]Random_Fandom 11 points12 points ago

I feel like you were gonna tell us a story about it or something, but you just dropped off before

[–]N1Nutta 1 point2 points ago

Pro.