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My friend's dog has a pretty scary Halloween costume (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by drukqsx

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[–]loosegravel 49 points50 points ago

and for those of us who need an animated gif of a dog in a spider suit...

[–]ferrisssavior 20 points21 points ago

That's genius. Make small black dogs wear it. Then you walk behind with one of those really long retractable leashes and you just give it its head.

Shit, large black dogs would be awesome too. Part of me just thinks a small dog blends in well.

[–]Cormophyte 6 points7 points ago

WHY DO YOU POPLE WANT GIANT SPIDERS?

I'll be under my bed. Damn it!

[–]Team_Coco_13 3 points4 points ago

Because then we don't have to worry about arachnophobic redditors calling us out when we achieve world domination.

Because we will find you. And we will stick a giant spider in your face.

[–]yuyu_oi 0 points1 point ago

indeed

[–]ferrisssavior 2 points3 points ago

I will revel in the terror that these spider-dogs will sow.

[–]Cormophyte 2 points3 points ago

If I saw that at a party I would be horrified to find the thing I just used all 6'4" 250lbs of bicycling muscle to launch into a wall was a dog.

Pure terror.

[–]soulofgranola 1 point2 points ago

Suddenly you become that guy who screamed like a maniac and kicked Steve's terrier into nonexistence, and people stop inviting you to parties.

[–]soulofgranola 2 points3 points ago

But that's where the spiders live.

[–]Cormophyte 2 points3 points ago

Ok, that's only funny because I currently don't have an "under my bed". If I did you'd be entertaining me through my insomnia.

[–]rustymontenegro 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god. I have a little poofy black Pomeranian... and I think I just got his Halloween costume. Thank you.

[–]Deto 4 points5 points ago

Holy Shit.

[–]CoyoteStark 2 points3 points ago

I would either run away and hide for a few days or immediately try to kill it.

[–]soulofgranola 1 point2 points ago

Oh god. A tiny glimpse into Hell right there.

On another note, can you imagine how many drivers might instinctively try to kill it if they caught it in headlights? That, or swerve away in a panic, right into a group of trick-or-treating children.

[–]summersetsunset 1 point2 points ago

Awww. That's so awesome.

[–]CashdaddyBlumpkins 0 points1 point ago

Hahahahahahahahahaha. Thank you so much.

[–]brussels4breakfast 128 points129 points ago

This is not your friend's dog. This image came from the German Shepherd's Community on Facebook.

[–]Randomly_Posts 21 points22 points ago

Perhaps the friend frequents the German Shepherd's community? I mean, he did go out and buy a dog suit...

[–]EatThyStool 9 points10 points ago

This person is always reposting shit.

[–]FreckleFingers 5 points6 points ago

Actually, this is on my Facebook newsfeed too. Its a legit picture, trust me I considered using it to soak up the karma. I have no idea who OP is but we have a mutual friend. This picture is 100% original content. * Edit: I did some research, turns out our "mutual friend" is pretending it's her dog. I just assumed she wasn't lying, how could someone do that.. go on the internet and tell lies.

[–]Team_Coco_13 1 point2 points ago

Or whoever posted it on Facebook that's showing up on your news feed also stole it.

[–]asldkfououhe 0 points1 point ago

i was having a good laugh and then i saw this was the top comment and got annoyed, but at you

just go with the fiction. who gives a shit

[–]gamwizrd1 27 points28 points ago

Should have only added 4 legs.

[–]sausagefinger 24 points25 points ago

Does your friend happen to be this Facebook Page?

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[–]hazy_browns 3 points4 points ago

you're disgusting.

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[–]Snufffaluffaguss 7 points8 points ago

Because that's an appropriate response when someone catches you lying and stealing.

[–]partanimal 0 points1 point ago

Was that OP being rude about being called out?

[–]iamkokonutz 9 points10 points ago

The sad moment when you come outside and find that someone with an extreme phobia has tried to kill it with fire...

[–]Mike_Trollvowski 4 points5 points ago

Not sure if aww

[–]zpoehlein12 3 points4 points ago

your friends dog is the thing

[–]parl 1 point2 points ago

More precisely, the dog monster in The Thing by John Carpenter.

[–]rogue780 2 points3 points ago

The dog is C. The dog with the costume is C++. Any questions?

[–]Piquante 2 points3 points ago

Is this a programming joke? I am a terrible programmer.

[–]rogue780 2 points3 points ago

yes.

[–]kerunt 2 points3 points ago

I've got a nearly identical German Shepherd puppy. 10.5 weeks old. Where can I get this dog costume?!?!?!

[–]captain_reddit_ 2 points3 points ago

Nope nope nope.

[–]sahlahmin -1 points0 points ago

not even once.

[–]Dr_Medic345 1 point2 points ago

I'm not sleeping tonight, this is haunting my nightmares.

[–]Chalas -1 points0 points ago

nopenopenopenopenope

[–]tiffas1121 0 points1 point ago

I dont care if it is really a puppy nope nope nope

[–]yupitsani 0 points1 point ago

This is truly the most horrifying thing I've ever seen

[–]Area206 0 points1 point ago

I would do a lot of screaming if I was stuck in a house with that thing.

[–]guy_following_you 1 point2 points ago

Yeah well fuck that!

[–]Draygon_Slayer 1 point2 points ago

That dog is so cute... but the costume is my worst nightmare. My brain is so confused.

[–]missdingdong 1 point2 points ago

Can you give him some more eyes?

[–]supn9 0 points1 point ago

A wittle puppy!!

[–]unsureofwhatiwant 1 point2 points ago

I would walk that dog 10 times a day just to watch all the people run

[–]fistea 1 point2 points ago

KILL IT.. KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[–]BongHitz 0 points1 point ago

That's the true meaning of a Woof Spider.

[–]notsofast789 0 points1 point ago

Oh so he's going as Willie Nelson? The shavinggg. The shAAAAAAving.

[–]King_Lem 0 points1 point ago

That costume looks like something straight out of The Rod of Seven Parts.

[–]thorlax_duhgreat 0 points1 point ago

don't show this to mike birbiglia

[–]ltdragon 0 points1 point ago

ive seen this everywhere... proof its your friends dog?

[–]freemike86 0 points1 point ago

So that's where evolution is going...

[–]310jewel 0 points1 point ago

He looks exactly like my puppy.

[–]Adanac371 0 points1 point ago

That's interesting, I know this dog. The owner is a cousin of my mother (I believe). Thought about sharing this photo as well a few days ago but decided against it.

Edit- Scratch that. She just uploaded this picture to her facebook and me not knowing much about her (other than she has sheps and huskies.) figured it was hers. HALLOWEEN COSTUMES FOR DOGS.

[–]drukqsx[S] 0 points1 point ago

Apparently that's similar to what happened with my friend too... My friend uploaded it to facebook and I thought it was adorable. She straight up said it was her dog even though it wasnt. I have no idea why she felt the need to pretend it was hers.

[–]Untitledone 0 points1 point ago

12 Fucking legs?!!

NOPE

[–]k12hanchi[!] 2 points3 points ago

I can't wait for the pet halloween costume submissions :)

[–]Daliniues -1 points0 points ago

No one's going to believe your dog is a frostbite spider. Even if they did they would kill him! it's not a very good prank.

[–]Ikit-Klaw -1 points0 points ago

NO

[–]ariz28 -1 points0 points ago

Holy shit, this spider is halfway done eating a dog and you decided to take pictures?

[–]kizersosa -3 points-2 points ago

dog thoughts "I have no idea what I am doing"

[–]BonersDGodin 0 points1 point ago

My worst two fears as a little kid.

[–]theunderdog9 0 points1 point ago

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[–]meg-atron 0 points1 point ago

I just NOPE'd at that awww.

[–]tangyfish 0 points1 point ago

you LIE

[–]russaindog -4 points-3 points ago

KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS! HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF EGGS!

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