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[–]randomhero98 148 points149 points ago

What a bitchy thing to do to a 17-year-old boy

[–]uhhhhiforgot12 41 points42 points ago

This might be when was Andy just a kid still. After all the toys are on the desk and not in the chest.

[–]that_guitar_guy 23 points24 points ago

Is that still okay?

[–]MamaGrr 9 points10 points ago

I had a baby monitor, I used it until my son turned 3 and he could play alone safely. Before that it was an easy way to keep an eye on him while he got some independence, but beyond the age of probably 4-5 it would start to feel.. invasive.

[–]SirAuron 4 points5 points ago

Thus why Andy wouldn't know, and his mother would have a secret cave where she monitors everything.

[–]VintageRudy 0 points1 point ago

secret cave or... bunk?

[–]SirAuron 1 point2 points ago

Things just got weird.

[–]uhhhhiforgot12 1 point2 points ago

Guess not but it's a little better then spying on an 17-year old and we all know what 17 year-olds do.

[–]br00tman 4 points5 points ago

Sid keeps breaking in and raiding the bathroom drug cabinets.

[–]lethargicwalrus 5 points6 points ago

Invasion of privacy all up in this bitch.

[–]neostead2000 20 points21 points ago

Saw rooster teeth and immediately remember red vs blue, more or less my favorite internet series ever

[–]katedid 6 points7 points ago

Blargh!

[–]R3luctant 8 points9 points ago

bow chicka honk honk.

[–]neostead2000 2 points3 points ago

You toast is burnt and no amount of scraping will remove the black parts!

[–]atatassault 4 points5 points ago

You sound like you were reminded of a series that is no longer is in production. If so, apparently you don't know they're on Season 10 with plans for an 11th.

[–]Endulos 3 points4 points ago

A few years ago they DID go into hiatus for like, 2 years... So. It's not unreasonable to assume you'd forget about it!

[–]neostead2000 0 points1 point ago

Oh shit seriously? That may be taking it a little far, I was remembering seasons one-four

[–]LaziestManAlive 1 point2 points ago

BRB, rewatching RvB.

[–]neostead2000 -1 points0 points ago

Yeah.......same

[–]Darkpro93 62 points63 points ago

It's been too long since I've seen a Rooster Teeth comic :(

[–]Zazilium 29 points30 points ago

I miss Griffon and Luke :(

[–]quickblur 10 points11 points ago

Agreed! Why did they stop?

[–]Chronic_Kittens 9 points10 points ago

Griffon doesn't work for Roosterteeth anymore, but I seem to remember the comics ending before she left the company.

[–]Darkpro93 0 points1 point ago

Isn't Griffon married to Geoff? o.O

[–]Chronic_Kittens 0 points1 point ago

Yup, she used to work at Rooster Teeth for a while, but she left months ago.

[–]justbecausewhynot 0 points1 point ago

... isnt Griffon Geoff's wife?

[–]Zazilium 4 points5 points ago

I really don't know, I don't think anyone besides them do. Saddest thing is that they aren't even in the frontpage of RT.com anymore.

http://roosterteeth.com/comics/strip.php?id=5760 here's a link to the last one.

[–]fizz4m 1 point2 points ago

The link to them is at the bottom of the site.

[–]DaRabidMonkey 1 point2 points ago

I want to say it had something to do with them not making money from it and/or Griffon getting tired of it. Something like that. They did do it for five years.

[–]blingdog19 1 point2 points ago

man, it has been so long that i didn't even recognize the style :(

[–]lethargicwalrus -5 points-4 points ago

This post should be deleted because it's just a rehosted webcomic.

[–]Wordwright 53 points54 points ago

I kinda thought this was going to turn into a porno.

[–]adamhaeder 50 points51 points ago

Kind of like this?

[–]HigherFive 13 points14 points ago

[–]xXEpicBeardManXx 24 points25 points ago

[–]XtReMeSaUcE 5 points6 points ago

First time seeing this. That's hilarious man!

Edit: show me more, epicbeardman!

[–]jizzpellets 10 points11 points ago

They're ACTION FIGURES.

[–]carnage424 15 points16 points ago

what...the...fuck

[–]studmuffffffin 2 points3 points ago

Reddit, you never fail to surprise me.

[–]Jealousy123 1 point2 points ago

That's the best thing I've seen this week. And I legitimately mean it.

[–]Vanderloulou 1 point2 points ago

risky click while at work

[–]Xenomorphia 3 points4 points ago

it's clean

[–]lethargicwalrus -2 points-1 points ago

I can't suspend reality enough to get a boner from porn.

[–]Varanae 12 points13 points ago

I haven't seen an RT comic since they stopped making them, but now I have the urge to go back and read them all..

[–]Jinkajury 3 points4 points ago

Reminds me of weeping angels, now that I see it this way

[–]Redditaccount512 5 points6 points ago

Well that wasn't horribly depressing or anything

[–]cheebromeej 7 points8 points ago

Don't worry! Eventually Andy would have to put them back in the toy box, and they can't be seen there. :)

[–]Strawcrazyman 5 points6 points ago

I feel like I can breathe again. I might be too invested in those characters.

[–]dracy69 3 points4 points ago

They would embark on a mission while the family is out of the house to find the hard drives and currupt them. It's all on the line, finish the mission or be caught.

[–]ThatsAPhotoGuy 8 points9 points ago

Saw RoosterTeeth. Said Fuck It. Have an upvote....

[–]Edword23 6 points7 points ago

Hurray! RT Comics are fantastic!

[–]TheBoyWhoDid 2 points3 points ago

I still don't understand after all these years. Why can't the toys be alive in the presence of humans? Is it like some magical law/code?

[–]eljacko 7 points8 points ago

They can. They do it in the first movie with Sid. But they don't because they want to keep it a secret from Andy and his family. If Sid sees it, people will just think he's crazy. If it gets caught on tape, shit will go down.

[–]TheWhiteeKnight 2 points3 points ago

What do you think people would do if they found out their toys talk?.. Sell them, break them apart, separate them. Run away in fear.

[–]potatosol 2 points3 points ago

[–]SubtleMockery 0 points1 point ago

"And I must scream".

[–]rrssh 0 points1 point ago

That wasn’t subtle.

[–]capheaped 4 points5 points ago

Wow, they really want to catch their son masturbating.

[–]AlexHeyNa 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure a kindergartener will be doing a lot of masturbating.

[–]bmorekkilla 3 points4 points ago

thought i was in /r/roosterteeth for a second

[–]lyrelad93 1 point2 points ago

This really would be awful. It would really make the second and third movies drag on I reckon..

[–]wesleyt89 -1 points0 points ago

sheiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[–]mexifrizzle -1 points0 points ago

Why would post this through imgur when you look at it on the Rooster Teeth website? This just seems like you're trying to karma whore from another persons work.

[–]BoleroOfFire 0 points1 point ago

Linking it through RTs site would strain their servers without granting them any ad revenue.

[–]BreatheCarolinaBaby 0 points1 point ago

Maybe they thought they had ghosts or someone coming into Andy's room because his toys were never where he left them.

[–]KitsBeach -1 points0 points ago

The best part is, in the first frame Woody and Buzz are in the "X, X everywhere" pose.

[–]dominicl14 0 points1 point ago

Poor kid won't be able to masturbate

[–]vitamincitysquash 0 points1 point ago

They'd just send the army men to break the camera!

[–]gaznox 0 points1 point ago

Well, Toy Story 4 is going to be exciting...

[–]AGuyFromKansas -1 points0 points ago

What? When is this from? I thought I had looked at literally every comic RT had and i've never seen this gem.

[–]Xenomorphia 2 points3 points ago

probably a sponsor comic, there are tons of those and they kept getting moved for years

[–]AGuyFromKansas 1 point2 points ago

Ahh yes always wondered what content they were getting.

[–]Genmaken -2 points-1 points ago

Republican dream world.

[–]mbrady 0 points1 point ago

I think you missed the point of the comic.

[–]Genmaken 0 points1 point ago

So fear tactics and totalitarian government jokes are not allowed?

[–]mbrady 0 points1 point ago

What exactly do you think the comic is about?

[–]nojudgements -3 points-2 points ago

Whoever designed this comic is probably a lazy ass fuck face who hasn't been laid in his life and likes to suck schlongs under the bathroom stall at waffle house.

[–]nitro316 0 points1 point ago

your mom?

[–]nojudgements -2 points-1 points ago

Fuck you. You're a fucking queer hipster douchebag