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[–]thirdfounder 1304 points1305 points ago

glad he broke out the tie for the occasion. nothing impresses a woman like a well-dressed man.

[–]maggiefiasco 543 points544 points ago

Sometimes an image on Reddit makes me smile so big that I didn't even realize I was scowling.

Usually those images come from r/awww, but this little kid meeting Tinkerbell is way cuter than a stupid cat in a box. Thanks for my daily grin, Reddit.

[–]Bohzee 289 points290 points ago

[–]quantum_collapse 94 points95 points ago

As a stupid cat in a box, I am offended. Meow.

[–]rogueblueberry 88 points89 points ago

Judging from your username, I'm thinking Schrodinger's Cat. Very stupid cat in a box indeed.

[–]ThatsSoGrowz 17 points18 points ago

Or is he? Hmm...

[–]BroLo_El_Cunado 246 points247 points ago

You know you've messed up somewhere when a four year old dresses classier than you..

[–]Require_More_Mineral 24 points25 points ago

Every couple of months, this video pops back up, and I love it every time!

[–]LadyEclectic 25 points26 points ago

That drummer is my new hero

[–]NickInTheBack 218 points219 points ago

Bitches love ties.

[–]Accident7 85 points86 points ago

and smiley faces.

[–]ziplokk 14 points15 points ago

;)

[–]why_fist_puppies 1408 points1409 points ago

No wonder he's happy, velcro shoes are the shit.

[–]tarheel295 649 points650 points ago

so is the suit shirt

[–]thecreepywriter 577 points578 points ago

I keep looking at the image, going, "Oh! She's cute," closing it, seeing -- wait, kid has velcro shoes? Nice! Oh! She's cute! I close it, wait--suit shirt? Oh! She's cute! I close it.

I think I need to pay more attention.

Or get a girlfriend.

[–]FluffyLion 110 points111 points ago

Ever have those moments when you see a username and you're not sure whether it's a clever novelty account or not?

[–]thecreepywriter 289 points290 points ago

"Ever have those moments when you see a username and you're not sure whether it's a clever novelty account or not?" FluffyLion typed into the box and hit submit. He felt a strange sense of foreboding. thecreepywriter? What could that mean?

He shrugged. It was probably nothing. He went to the kitchen to get a glass of milk. He pulled at his crew neck T-shirt--it was a hot day, and making posts on MFA had worked up a small sweat. He always had to bend over to reach into the fridge, though, being as tall as he was. Shit. He was out of milk. He was going to have to go to the Lucky's.

Wait, no, he'd forgotten. That Lucky's got turned into an Albertsons. He looked at his watch. It would probably still be open. He decided to go. As he was leaving, he shivered.

He couldn't shake the feeling that someone was learning things about him. A lot of things. Creepy. He wondered what he could get on his small television that was sitting on the floor of his small, sparsely decorated apartment.

[–]Anthropophobiac 72 points73 points ago

9/10 would read again.

Could have been creepier though.

(Care to try again?)

[–]thecreepywriter 160 points161 points ago

Anthropophobiac challenged the writer, leaning back in his chair. It squeaked a little bit, but perhaps so quietly that he couldn't hear it--or perhaps he did. It wasn't important. What was important was filling up his Savinelli Qandale pipe. He'd bought it a few years ago online, even though he now was 20. Those sites don't have any kind of verification for age--just put in a false date, and you're good to go.

He checked his iPhone 4S, browsing via Alien Blue and pondered whether he should wait for a response from thecreepywriter or keep playing WoW, or maybe just flip out his DS and play some Tactics.

Mae came into the room, his pet dog. "C'mere, Mae!" he said, but the dog was acting weird, avoidant. He couldn't understand why. That was... odd. Mae was so friendly, usually. After all, he and his wife had raised her from a pup. It really made their anniversary four months ago something special. Mae usually just liked to sit in his lap, so he wouldn't have to talk to people at social gatherings. It was weird.

Then he got a text message from an unknown number.

"How was Sweden?"

[–]Anthropophobiac 65 points66 points ago

0_0

It's a lot creepier when you're on the receiving end... How far did you look back? 0_o

Oh wow, I never noticed that. I made an error in that comment about buying tobacco and cigars, I meant to say I did it when I was 20. Oh to be 20 again. But then there would be no dog, no Alien Blue, no Reddit...

I think you just changed the course of my life...

[–]thecreepywriter 36 points37 points ago

In that case, I rather enjoyed your photo "Iron Rose".

[–]Anthropophobiac 6 points7 points ago

Iron rose?

I'm not familiar...

[–]EPIC_STORY_GUY 89 points90 points ago

The woman in front of me is not my wife. She looks like her, she acts like her, but she isn't my wife. As stands there talking about her day, or her family, or some other bullshit, I wonder if she knows I know. I assume she does, but I cannot break my façade or she will kill me.

The woman in front of me is the devil.

"Oh yeah?" I answer, as she continues blabbering devilish nonsense. I found it's better to tune out the devils when they talk to you, to avoid their corruption and seduction.

I walk into the kitchen and peek out at her. She is looking directly at me, a blank stare. She's thinking. I smile and ask her if she wants me to make her dinner and then maybe see a movie.

That would be great. We haven't done anything since it happened, a movie would be nice. How sweet of you.

They don't faze me anymore, not since I found Jesus. Alone, covered in blood, I found Jesus. And with Him protecting me I will not be coyed by this bitch.

Of course a movie would be perfect, a dark, loud distraction. The perfect place to show her real face. They are so transparent, telegraphing their every intention to any God fearing man.

I reach into the drawer and pull out a knife. I carefully put it in my back waistband and walk into the living room. The devil flees at the first sign of danger, the first sign of resistance. It's important to play their game until the perfect moment.

She is opening an envelope, her back facing away from me. Perfect. I walk slowly towards her, but I realize too quickly my folly.

She has a weapon. A letter opener.

I need to act quickly. In one fluid motion, I grab the knife from my waistband and slip it in her back. The skin parts easily and I drive it down, before she can react. The blood flows quickly, and her unholy shriek stops in her throat.

"My wife has been dead for two months.", I growl into her ear.

All she can manage is a guttural whimper as her last breath dies in her esophagus.

I will take her down to the basement, and put her in the freezer with the rest. The devils are numerous, but they are not clever. They come to me to deceive me, but I have heard the word of God and the Lord is my shepherd. I am but an instrument of his Will.

She came to me as my wife, but my wife has been long dead. This unholy doppelgänger will join her in the freezer, where the devil cannot reanimate them, where they might find a semblance of peace.

I rip her clothes off and toss them in the ever-growing pile. One day I'll get around to burning them, but not today. She needs to be cut, divided, dissected, bagged and tagged. When the day of deliverance comes, I will have proof of my holy crusade for St. Peter. And it will be organized.

There is so much work to be done, and so little time. Because sooner or later, someone will come looking.

Some Agent of the devil will come looking for the many demons I have killed.

Someone will come looking for my wife.

And someone will come looking for her sister.

[–]Anthropophobiac 13 points14 points ago

...

That deserves all of the applaud .gifs ever made.

Goddamn that was suspenseful... You should write a book.

100000000/10

[–]BeyondRemedy 4 points5 points ago

I would read his book. And I don't even read books.

[–]Azurphax 10 points11 points ago

For a month old novelty account I would imagine you would do way better than ~250 comment karma. Keep on creepin' on!

[–]Engineer3227 248 points249 points ago

Girlfriends are overrated. All you need is the internet. Trust me.

[–]Squiggles_McNasty 128 points129 points ago

I can confirm this.

[–]harrisbradley 164 points165 points ago

Married with 5 kids, all with velcro shoes. con-firmed. Any girl of average proportions will look cuter in a fairy outfit and a bleach blond wig.

[–]GaraktheTailor 137 points138 points ago

Any girl of average proportions will look cuter after marriage and kids. I say this as a married man with kids.

[–]Gorillaz_Noodle 76 points77 points ago

Ouch, right in the ovaries.

[–]GaraktheTailor 34 points35 points ago

Doesn't mean I would do anything!

[–]Mithorium 36 points37 points ago

a graceful recovery

[–]Churn 38 points39 points ago

Agreed. If it floats, flies, or fucks, you are better off renting.

[–]potodds 29 points30 points ago

As a boat and plane whore I can confirm.

[–]coolwhit 172 points173 points ago

aw, he got the velcros

[–]tiki18 23 points24 points ago

I’ll take those flannel zebra ‘jammies secondhand, I’ll rock that motherfucker

[–]getName 76 points77 points ago

I’m gonna pop some tags Only got $20 in my pocket

[–]Pmonstah4 17 points18 points ago

I'm hunting, looking for a come-up.

This is fucking awesome!

[–]IThinkImFunny 35 points36 points ago

No, for real, ask your grampa... Can I have his hand me downs?

[–]thesquarepeg 41 points42 points ago

Dresses in all pink, cept my gator shoes, those are green

[–]MrFalconGarcia 67 points68 points ago

Damn, that's a cold-ass honky

[–]iamtheonlyirishman 57 points58 points ago

PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[–]senor_tom 46 points47 points ago

but shit, it was 99 cents!

[–]Gavinardo 41 points42 points ago

Passin' up on those moccasins someone else has been walkin' in.

[–]TheColiny 3 points4 points ago

Shit man I'm glad I'm not the only who thought that when I saw this comment.

[–]Manlir 101 points102 points ago

At what age do velcro shoes turn from being the greatest thing ever to kiddie shoes? Velcro shoes are NOTHING compared to those shoes with flashing lights which light up when you take a step. Comparing velcro shoes to the ones with lights built in it is like comparing monopoly money to Krugerrands.

[–]uh_oh_hotdog 97 points98 points ago

Aren't there shoes that have both velcro AND lights in them? I think my light up shoes were velcro, but I can't remember exactly.

[–]oldaccount 120 points121 points ago

I will boldly claim that the majority of light up shoes are velcro.

Source: My kids are currently 3 and 5.

[–]Melbot3000 22 points23 points ago

I can confirm this. My daughter has them and she is 4.

[–]stumpitron 4 points5 points ago

I want their birth certificates. How otherwise can we validate such a ludicrous claim? The sheer amount of families that do not have kids currently '3' and '5' is staggering - the odds are against this. I will not rest until I have my proof!

[–]oldaccount 4 points5 points ago

I will go further and proclaim that the 3 yo is female and 5 yo male. I'm no statistician but I believe that increases the odds against my existence fourfold.

[–]texas-pete 20 points21 points ago

It's not possible, it would cause a break in the space-time continuum.

[–]uh_oh_hotdog 24 points25 points ago

You mean my shoes were the key to time travel, and my mom just threw them out?

[–]Count26 11 points12 points ago

I just got my son a pair of velcro spiderman shoes with red lights in them. They do exist!!

[–]Aziral 26 points27 points ago

You are the best parent ever. Your kid is going to get sooooooo much pussy candy.

[–]Silenced_is_Foo 35 points36 points ago

Any other '80s babies remember when those blinky shoes appeared? They were first launched as a product for grown men as L.A.Lights (under the L.A.Gear brand) in the early '90s.

[–]imsowoozie 14 points15 points ago

Fake Jordans from Payless... FTW

[–]Mrs_Mojo_Rising 9 points10 points ago

I had the fake pumps. They were radical.

[–]thebubz 11 points12 points ago

3rd fucking grade! I got velcro sonic the hedgehog shoes and only got to wear them one day. I got teased so much for not knowing how to tie my shoes. Worst day of my life.

[–]RhythmGuru 11 points12 points ago

Unfortunately the only good thing for adults is slip-ons. I love 'em. Black leather, comfy as heck, easy to take on/off at airports, and I don't have to tie them. They are the adults velcro shoes, but version 2.0.

[–]Fuckin_Hipster 9 points10 points ago

Once they stop being kiddie shoes they become old people shoes.

Or, they truly were the greatest generation.

[–]HaveSomeHavoc 12 points13 points ago

Velcro shoes and a Mickey Mouse tie...this kid is going places.

Edit: ...in addition to Disney World.

[–]red321red321 14 points15 points ago

I'm disappointed this kid isn't rockin swishy pants.

[–]ChaosBeast 3 points4 points ago

I want velcro shoes.....But I'm 35 and they do not come in my size.

[–]hemingwayszombycorps 12 points13 points ago

Yea they do, go where the old folk do, or get vibrams.

[–]neuromonkey 274 points275 points ago

That kid must be, like, 1/4" tall.

[–]MDKAOD 61 points62 points ago

I was just in Disneyworld in the last week of September, we met this Tinkerbell. She is like 4'6", so you might not be that far off from the truth.

[–]fourvalleys 12 points13 points ago

I wonder how many there are - I know two or three of them (can't remember if one still does it). They are all very short - it's a requirement for the job.

Although one of the whitest guys I've ever met played Aladdin...

[–]HatofRighteousFury 310 points311 points ago

Tinkerbell was totally my first crush.

[–]2773625 130 points131 points ago

[–]Akiba89 49 points50 points ago

I think it's the perfect fucking skin... seriously look at that

[–]gtrogers 74 points75 points ago

Mole on her left bicep. Wouldn't bang.

[–]AdamBombTV 163 points164 points ago

You into the tiny winged women who don't speak, huh?

[–]Mr_Incredible_PhD 238 points239 points ago

She's also really fiery and spunky. I like that in a chick I wouldn't marry.

Edit: Fiery/spunky ladies - I have no ill will towards you, in fact I love the passion, I just wouldn't put a ring on it.

[–]brucemo 38 points39 points ago

I saw this movie in a drive-in theater with my parents sometime in the 1960's, and I still remember being unable to deal with the complexity of that character's motives.

I was very angry at her for selling everyone out due to her jealousy.

I wonder if Disney ever bothered to wonder how much of an effect the things his characters did in those movies would actually have on kids.

At that age, I would not have been smiling if I had been standing next to Tinkerbell. She would have gotten a grilling from me.

[–]Mr_Incredible_PhD 114 points115 points ago

Tink is a very complex character driven, in part, by lust and jealousy.

Think about it though, she's trapped (for the most part) on an island with 1 preteen and a whole lot of boys - no men (save for pirates who are her enemies). She has to deal with taking care of a doe-eyed adolescent who just wants to stay a boy forever and get him out of his trouble when called upon.

I would highly doubt the Pan Man takes time out of his day to tell her how pretty she is, ask her about her day or just talk to her - he's too busy having fun.

So she sits there - annoyed, ignored and full of sexual angst that she can't do anything about.

That being said, I don't blame her too much for her actions - she lives a very complicated life with NO OTHER WOMEN IN HER LIFE except Wendy when she shows up. However, Wendy isn't someone she wants to connect with as she is now competing for Pan's attention (a battle Tink looses) and is driven even further away from the only person she has a connection with beyond a gaggle of schoolboys.

[–]eetsumkaus 46 points47 points ago

I think I have an idea what kind of Ph.D you got...

[–]brucemo 10 points11 points ago

Yes, exactly, but I've had a lifetime to think about Tinkerbell. At that age she just overwhelmed me.

[–]Mr_Incredible_PhD 12 points13 points ago

Oh I absolutely agree - that's why I prefer Hook to the original Peter Pan movie - they expanded on her character a lot.

[–]demha713 108 points109 points ago

my new favorite quote: "i like that in a chick i wouldnt marry". upvote for you sir.

[–]Young_Link13 61 points62 points ago

I can't be the only one who still has the hots for Jasmine.

[–]Require_More_Mineral 21 points22 points ago

If I were Aladdin, I know what my first wish would have been.

[–]incer 28 points29 points ago

Becoming Jasmine?

[–]dudeAwEsome101 25 points26 points ago

dat belly.

[–]LovesMustard 79 points80 points ago

Oh holy fuck. Why is this a thing?

[–]FCK807 94 points95 points ago

More importantly, why did I just watch it for 20 minutes?

[–]prule84 46 points47 points ago

[–]arkanemusic 27 points28 points ago

Mine was Ariel, I met her at Disney when I was a kid. I begged my mom to buy me a little mermaid toy.

[–]serenduckity 55 points56 points ago

Did they?

My cousin's kid LOVES Tangled and the family threw a bitch-fit when my other cousin bought him a Tangled Barbie doll for his 3rd birthday. Kid loved it; family felt they were sending him wrong gender messages or implying that the three year old boy was gay. It's sad because he's the sweetest kid who just loved the doll.

[–]scharwenkadh 31 points32 points ago

I am a male person. I asked for, and received, a Strawberry Shortcake doll when I was 5 (I've always had a thing for redheads - and she just smelled so very nice). That was 30 years ago and as far as I know it hasn't turned me gay yet.

In fact, I think it's pretty easy to see it the other way around: I was attracted to some girly things because I was a big fan of girls themselves.

[–]incer 15 points16 points ago

When I was in kindergarten and first years of primary, I used to hang out with the girls instead of the boys, so those started making fun of me and saying I was gay...

One day I talked to my cousin (who's older) about it, and he simply said "Is it you who's gay, hanging out with girls? Or the ones who are always with the boys?"

Never doubted myself again in that regard :P

[–]Abedeus 40 points41 points ago

I don't think 3 year olds even know what "gender" means. It will take him at least 1-3 more years to notice that there's something different in girls than boys.

[–]2-percent-milf 18 points19 points ago

:( I hope you & your cousin pull him aside & undo all that poisonous parenting every chance you get.

[–]serenduckity 10 points11 points ago

It wasn't the parent. It was the extended family who are a bit more conservative (which is ironic, since, a member of the family is openly gay and has been out for longer than I can remember -- 20+ years).

No one said anything about the doll to the kid... it was just the family gossip that followed the incident.

[–]bistr0math 22 points23 points ago

No one has mentioned Belle? Hello? Loves books and beasts? :\

[–]sedated14 4 points5 points ago

UP TOP, yo.

I love the fact that shes an imaginative person, perhaps intelligent even.

[–]JoesShittyOs 38 points39 points ago

Mine was the octopus woman from the little mermaid. May actually explain that thing I have with tentacles

[–]bacon_pants 17 points18 points ago

Do you know about Japan? You would love Japan.

[–]LLv2 20 points21 points ago

That Tinkerbell is now my current crush.

[–]S_T_A_R_F_O_X 5 points6 points ago

FILF

[–]goodguygregor 185 points186 points ago

face swap? ..........no? http://i.imgur.com/abafu.jpg

[–]dschneider 48 points49 points ago

My god.

[–]ognsux 7 points8 points ago

that's fucking hilarious ty

[–]as1126 130 points131 points ago

Been married almost 20 years, still feel like that when the wife gets nekkid.

[–]zen_monkey 146 points147 points ago

Me too.

/your wife is awesome

[–]as1126 45 points46 points ago

You magnificent bastard, I missed the obvious joke on that one.

[–]gadzookeys 38 points39 points ago

It's very cute that you say nekkid like a 17 year old when thinking about your wife!

[–]gankula 40 points41 points ago

I wonder if they are trained on what poses to make.

[–]JTFocus 86 points87 points ago

They aren't really trained anything further than their basic poses for photos. Otherwise, they're kinda free to do what they'd like when it comes to interaction like this. Of course, they have to learn the signature and such, but for photos it's kinda, hey, do the normal pose, and improvise if need be.

I'm a Disney Cast Member, thought I'd give some insight. :]

edit: for clarificaion/source

[–]LLv2 39 points40 points ago

That figures. I didn't think Goofy had any training in chasing little assholes who kick him in the nuts.

[–]Candies1205 6 points7 points ago

Goofy was my favorite when I was little. I had a little Goofy ballcap on when we went to Disney. When we saw him walking around, I demanded he pick me up and hug me.

Totally did. One of my best childhood memories.

[–]Office_Zombie 5 points6 points ago

I made the mistake of touching her wings once. (Just touched with my finger, didn't grab or anything.)... Still, I will NEVER make that mistake again.

[–]Marcopolos 105 points106 points ago

Joseph Gordon-Levitt as a child?

[–]Harry_Bailey 32 points33 points ago

Or could it be Heath Ledger?

[–]Laser-circus 13 points14 points ago

Or could it be Bruce Willis?

[–]JPresEFnet 78 points79 points ago

Screw Disney, I stayed there for a week last year (for a conference). They have this in-room service where you can have a Disney character come babysit while you go get drunk.

So, I order a Tinkerbell and a Pocahontas for 3 hours. Simple right? NOPE! Those bastards refused me solely because I don't have any children!

[–]cptspiffy 25 points26 points ago

This is why Las Vegas is the best city for "conferences". You want a Tinkerbell and a Pocahontas for 3 hours, sans kids?

We can do that.

[–]cyguration 5 points6 points ago

And what happens with Tinkerbell and Pocahontas, stays in Tinkerbell and Pocahontas.

[–]0mnificent 13 points14 points ago

So you literally wanted to screw Disney?

[–]lebowskisweater 44 points45 points ago

My little girl had her pic taken with the same Tink about 4 days ago.

It's a.....small world.

[–]Human_Traffic_Cone 38 points39 points ago

Learning the importance of the single windsor knot from an early age.

[–]jrussell90 12 points13 points ago

double windsor ftw

[–]Require_More_Mineral 14 points15 points ago

Probably the proudest day of my life was when I learned to tie that tie.

A close second is when I got off of Academic Probation.

[–]JT88Keys 11 points12 points ago

This....this is what I love about Disney. Those face characters do everything in their power to make the little kids that visit there enjoy themselves. I took my now almost 20-year old son there when he was about 4 and he got to meet Belle from Beauty and the Beast. As he was meeting her she crouched down to his level just like this photo and asked if he was having fun at Disney World. He said, "I have two movies with you in them." She replied, "Oh then you must have the new Christmas movie!" He literally screamed, "YES!!!!!" It was such a brief and simple exchange, but he talked about it for the rest of the trip.

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 116 points117 points ago

That kid's shirt is fresher than the underside of Mr. Freeze's pillow.

[–]PhiladelphiaIrish 35 points36 points ago

Cooler?

[–]BrowncoatDoctor 6 points7 points ago

It's fresher because Mr. Freeze's pillow never gets warm, so he doesn't have to flip it to the "cool side".

[–]vinsite 169 points170 points ago

This makes me sad. I will never feel that much happiness ever.

[–]hot_skillet 337 points338 points ago

Keep your sad comments to yourself, saddie.

[–]new-socks 47 points48 points ago

Do some molly.

[–]AdamBombTV 17 points18 points ago

Sucks to be you chief. I'm over here having the time of my life with clowns and magicians, and whole things full of juice and cake (no, not mixed together). You're totally missing out on this happiness thing.

Oh man, Dave is gonna do a cannon ball into the jello filled pool, someone grab a camera.

[–]Danger_Creek 17 points18 points ago

Classic Dave.

[–]JamesGray 46 points47 points ago

Huh, people don't seem to approve nearly as much when I make a face like that because a pretty girl is standing with me.

[–]HighburyFieldsForeve 58 points59 points ago

You're 37, that's why.

[–]damontoo 11 points12 points ago

TIL beauty is only for young people.

[–]HighburyFieldsForeve 5 points6 points ago

I think the gag is that childish, innocent joy is most appropriate for young people and that such an expression in middle-age is great but won't get as many upvotes. Or something.

[–]cecikierk 196 points197 points ago

[–]Ceiling_Man 323 points324 points ago

Fit is horrible, needs some OCBDs, CDBs, and 511/510s, all of it hemmed and tailored.

[–]C_IsForCookie 58 points59 points ago

The fuck did you just say?

[–]faknodolan 30 points31 points ago

OCBD = Oxford Cloth Buttondown shirts

No idea about CDBs.. Some kind of shoe?

511 / 510s are Levi jeans

[–]Mashu009 32 points33 points ago

cdb-clark desert boots

[–]outraged_black_man 13 points14 points ago

In beeswax

[–]coreyisthename 290 points291 points ago

That is a subreddit full of douchebags.

[–]unconscionable 19 points20 points ago

I've never had luck on that subreddit. I've spent plenty of time looking around at style guides and stuff for help making my wardrobe suck a little less, and just never felt right with the stuff they suggest.

Maybe that's just the nature of the beast, though.. everybody's different, no two people are the same blah blah

[–]coreyisthename 28 points29 points ago

I feel ya. Everything they suggest is super expensive too. Yeah, celebrities look great because they can afford to go out and buy a 500 dollar outfit. I get a pair of new shoes and I can't afford underwear for three months.

[–]abcdeline 29 points30 points ago

I think a lot of guys are too afraid to look "gay" to actually shop around at stores. My friends ask me how to dress nicer, and most of the stores I suggest get a reaction like " ಠ_ಠ I'm not going in there"

moments after posting this, I found some evidence

Places like H&M, the Gap and Le Chateau all have really nice stuff. nice designs, nice fits, and a wide range of styles. I try to dress nice, but I just work a regular retail job and have student loans to pay off. I don't have a lot of money, but I'm often complimented on my style. You can get a nice, well fitting dress shirt for less than 30$ at H&M, nice t-shirts for 10 or less. Pants are $30-$75.

Nothing that breaks the bank.

Damn was that a longer reply than I meant it to be. I've had 3 coffees today and my mind is in a rambling mood.

[–]Atersed 67 points68 points ago

Hipster yatch*-owners, amiright?

*yacht dammit, yacht

[–]doublsh0t 87 points88 points ago

The fuck is a yatch?

[–]SleepyTurtle 70 points71 points ago

I dunno but I fucking want one.

[–]factoid_ 15 points16 points ago

Meh, they were great before some douchebag named Atersed made them popular on reddit. Now everyone has one.

[–]illegal_deagle 19 points20 points ago

Oddly enough, majority Asian.

[–]DorkusMalorkuss 33 points34 points ago

Not necessarily. They're just very blunt when people post "How do I look?!" pics. You need a thick skin if you're gonna post a pic of yourself in there. But really, you'll need one no matter where you post your pic.

[–]d4rkhorizoN 55 points56 points ago

that subreddit is a fucking joke

[–]heres_one_for_ya 58 points59 points ago

"Hey MFA, I'm about to go have tea with my elderly blind grandmother. Here's a mirror picture of me in a sweater vest. When I get back I want to be on the front page."

[–]Abedeus 42 points43 points ago

"Not bad, but consider buying this [list of items worth at least a law student's tuition fee] and only then you can say you are dressed OKAY. It's a beginning, you know."

[–]MonkeyManSC 75 points76 points ago

[–]Akiba89 35 points36 points ago

this girl is aggravatingly beautiful

[–]kickmekate 7 points8 points ago

That has to be the happiest kid I've ever seen. I can practically hear the squeeing from across the internet.

[–]nick041 34 points35 points ago

That kid is adorable! What a great picture.

[–]Colbeer88 202 points203 points ago

I'd be her Peter Pan

[–]RealBean 310 points311 points ago

I'd peter her pan.

[–]BlazeEminENT 196 points197 points ago

I'd let her Captain my Hook.

[–]digitalaudioshop 139 points140 points ago

I'd dust her fairy.

[–]hardyrocker 252 points253 points ago

I'd Tink her Bell

[–]Sir_Walter_Dibs 322 points323 points ago

[–]bourbon-and-branch 43 points44 points ago

I don't think Hitler puns are appropriate for this thread...

[–]onisama 58 points59 points ago

I'd Hitler Tinker's Bell.

[–]jared030858 24 points25 points ago

I'd hit her.

.......fuck

[–]iputbananasinmybutt 55 points56 points ago

I'd engage in sexual intercourse with her.

[–]red321red321 56 points57 points ago

I'd Tinker with her stinker.

[–]brningpyre 47 points48 points ago

My Boys would get Lost in her.

[–]TinkTink34 33 points34 points ago

Please don't.

[–]Happy_Feet_3000 137 points138 points ago

I'd buttfuck tinkerbell

[–]coreyisthename 46 points47 points ago

Too far.

[–]supaphly42 74 points75 points ago

Ease it in next time.

[–]HastaLasagna 32 points33 points ago

Just the tip

[–]R88SHUN 66 points67 points ago

I would slip a Rufio in her drink.

[–]jmu21vt16 15 points16 points ago

Tinkerbell really get Smee hard.

[–]taboo007 26 points27 points ago

I don't think I want to go to disney anymore...I would mind fuck all the princesses.

[–]AdamBombTV 11 points12 points ago

Be honest with yourself, you do that now every time you turn on the Disney Channel.

[–]Apostolate 83 points84 points ago

Suit up and you get attention from the ladies. An important early lesson.

[–]NotaMethAddict 41 points42 points ago

Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.

[–]xenophobe51 12 points13 points ago

I love ZZ Top. Any band that can sing a song about TV dinners is all right by me.

[–]CCsoccer18 5 points6 points ago

That face right there is why you take your kids to Disneyland/world

[–]Xenophics 50 points51 points ago

I'd be that excited too. You see how short that dress is?

[–]prose-before-hoes 43 points44 points ago

Just look at those legs.

[–]runsoutofspace 23 points24 points ago

She knows how to use them...

What? Everyone else is making ZZ Top jokes.

[–]AmberHeartsDisney 12 points13 points ago

I feel that way every time I go to Disney.

[–]MotorboatingSofaB 17 points18 points ago

How many times have you gone to Disney? Costs like $120 for a churro.

[–]damontoo 4 points5 points ago

It's Disneyland, Disney World, Disney something. It's not just Disney! AHHH!

[–]organicaporetic 9 points10 points ago

In a week I'm going to Disney for the first time and I'm pretty sure I'm going to be a six foot tall version of this kid the whole weekend

[–]slagdwarf 2 points3 points ago

I'd tinker her bell.

... I am a sad and lonely man.

[–]flaggfox 4 points5 points ago

As a 33 year old man who still has a crush on Tinkerbell, I am jealous of this little boy. Spare me the nerd comments; I know.

[–]RMTPhotography 3 points4 points ago

TBILF?

[–]unknown_name 6 points7 points ago

Great shirt there boy.

[–]BackToTheBasic 1 point2 points ago

That shirt is awesome.