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[–]SladeZer0 167 points168 points ago

Is that Angie Varona?

[–]mrbarry1024 115 points116 points ago

googles

Angie Varona is one of the most recognized young sex symbols on the Internet,

closecloseclosecloseclsoseclose

[–]weenerhole 62 points63 points ago

She's legal.

[–]mainsworth 61 points62 points ago

Not when the majority of her pictures were put on the internet. She was like 14.

[–]CommentsAndShit 37 points38 points ago

They're not illegal though. Just sexy jailbait. No nudity!

[–]MiSTx93 18 points19 points ago

She should embrace this and become a porn star, she'd make a lot of money. What is self-respect anyways?

[–]darthpreslie 15 points16 points ago

You. I like you.

[–]ZettaSlow 1 point2 points ago

My first cats name was Salem, named after the one from Sabrina of course.

[–]SrsSteel 13 points14 points ago

I don't want her to become a porn star because I like to believe that she will be my girlfriend one day :|

[–]Vogey 2 points3 points ago

Her pictures are no worse than 90% of teenage girl's facebook pics, she just happens to be ridiculously hot.

[–]icarusfins 9 points10 points ago

You do realize that the content itself isn't the issue but the invasion of privacy and harassment. Right?

[–]Vogey 14 points15 points ago

Sure, but i don't really care.

[–]Annarr 36 points37 points ago

I actually feel bad for her. I read an article and it seems to have had a very negative impact on her, she claims this whole thing has ruined her life.

"[People] telling me that I deserve everything that's going to come for me, that they're going to rape me when they see me because I want it and because I ask for it," Varona said. "Someone found out my address and everything... threatening me, saying that they know where I live."

...

"I can never have a Facebook and have it private where nobody can see it because they're always going to find a way to hack it and they're always going to find me," she said. "I had problems with going out to malls, having people stare at me... It was pretty embarrassing. I never wanted to show my face anywhere."

WTF is wrong with people?

[–]FlynSpgetiMnstr 10 points11 points ago

This video shows Reddit. and I quote "including some of the scuzziest pedofile corners of the web." Its at about 1:17. Video

[–]wazoheat 8 points9 points ago

Like so many teens and young people today, she took some racy pictures of herself. SO HERE THEY ARE.

What. The. Fuck. ABC News.

[–]brianbrianbrian 7 points8 points ago

My favorite part is "isn't this horrible? here's a picture of her in her bra and panties. isn't this awful? here's another set of pictures, and here's what you'd google to find them. isn't that just bad?"

She seems really sweet and I like her accent. uh... um... crap.

[–]Annarr 12 points13 points ago

Reddit and 4Chan apparently were the people who mostly distributed her pictures. Lower down in the thread someone else already posted a whole folder with more than 100 pictures of her, and she was apparently on /r/jailbait often...

When Reddit hosts things like jailbait and creepshots and defends people like Micheal Brutsch it isn't really a stretch to call it a scuzzy place.

[–]Scuzzzy 5 points6 points ago

When Reddit hosts things like jailbait and creepshots and defends people like Micheal Brutsch it isn't really a stretch to call it a scuzzy place.

I resent that.

[–]CoughTunt 3 points4 points ago

Well, we did help build that wall for Omari, so it evens out.

[–]meefjones 0 points1 point ago

nah.

[–]ThatBritishKid 7 points8 points ago

Ignoring the fact that she then continued to post more and more prolifically, and still does to this day

[–]DMercenary 4 points5 points ago

Welcome to Earth. A person can be the nicest and greatest person you'll ever know.

But people?

People are shit.

[–]MaZe05 21 points22 points ago

Do you know how old she actually is? I remember seeing her pics on 4chan years ago.

[–]godlessatheist 27 points28 points ago

She's legal now but was 14 the time her pics were spread across the internet.

[–]tittyfister69 69 points70 points ago

She had one hell of a body for being 14.

[–]bobzwik 1 point2 points ago

It's nice to know that people actually keep up to date with this.

[–]hippz 4 points5 points ago

18 as of now.

[–]Slashur999 16 points17 points ago

Yep googled her name +cat and this came up.

[–]im_a_zombie 39 points40 points ago

Repost

[–]Fishbus 8 points9 points ago

Or you could just Google "happiest picture in the world"

[–]CS_83 7 points8 points ago

Yes.

[–]POSTS_GIFS 208 points209 points ago

[–]skorpiolt 61 points62 points ago

its not just cats that find it comfortable....

[–]benbentenn 9 points10 points ago

r/gonewildaww(NSFW) needs more submissions

[–]slatedash 0 points1 point ago

If I fits, I sits!

[–]stoned_stoner 80 points81 points ago

If it tits, I sits.

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 367 points368 points ago

If that's NSFW, I'd have been fired a long time ago.

[–]sparx483[S] 192 points193 points ago

And if I hadn't tagged it, someone would have asked why I didn't. I'm damned if I do, damned if I don't-Stop yelling at me!!

[–]wiithepiiple 88 points89 points ago

I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE YELLING!?!?!!?

[–]ddavis014 48 points49 points ago

[–]x10tx 5 points6 points ago

WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME!!!

[–]alienelement 12 points13 points ago

LOUD NOISES!

[–]tha_dood 11 points12 points ago

THIS IS NOT NSFW!!!

[–]9602 26 points27 points ago

IF YOU TAG NSFW YOU CREATE EXPECTATIONS!!!

[–]CalCapone 5 points6 points ago

YOU"RE A HORRIBLE PERSON YELL YELL YELL!

[–]evanthesquirrel 7 points8 points ago

my philosophy is that all reddit posts are NSFW seeing as how YOU SHOULDN'T BE ON REDDIT AT WORK

[–]arttic00 6 points7 points ago

Shhh stop yelling; are you trying to get me fired

[–]cameronabab 1 point2 points ago

The only people that think this is NSFW are soccer moms and those new to the internet

[–]leahyrain 1 point2 points ago

A girls face with a cat. That's sooooo nsfw.

[–]DefendsTheDownvoted 1 point2 points ago

Well, fuck it, let's just mark every post NSFW because in every pic someone somewhere is gonna be passed about something. Censorship, while somewhat necessary, is getting out of hand.

[–]commandakeen 3 points4 points ago

I mean half of the pic is filled with tits...

[–]Aesthenaut 11 points12 points ago

Clothed tits. Are pictures of women really not safe for work? Too bad for all those businessmen with pictures of their wives and kids sitting on their desks, I suppose.

[–]AWildSketchAppeared 490 points491 points ago

[–]Inhumanfrog 145 points146 points ago

I like how in yours, the cat is grabbing the boob like a pillow instead of just laying on it as a comfortable place to nap

[–]TheMadAlchemist 5 points6 points ago

Happy bcz bewbs

[–]QuiteUnoriginal 1 point2 points ago

lik dis if u cry evertim

[–]sparx483[S] 92 points93 points ago

First time one of my posts has been blessed with a novelty account's presence. Nice work!

[–]Actually_Doesnt_Care 287 points288 points ago

I'm excited for you.

[–]produff 53 points54 points ago

I like you.

[–]Garenzo 21 points22 points ago

I'm sure he is deeply touched by your affection.

[–]Kiristo 8 points9 points ago

Keep reposting stuff that has been on the frontpage like 5 times then.

[–]demalition90 30 points31 points ago

hotter then the original =O

[–]than_or_then 199 points200 points ago

than

[–]sparx483[S] 71 points72 points ago

I bet your username is relevant far too often

[–]nameless88 46 points47 points ago

Less then you'd think.
lol

[–]quaffle97 11 points12 points ago

[–]bookwyrmpoet 0 points1 point ago

friendly reminder, do not click the ostrich too quickly.

[–]BornOnFeb2nd 1 point2 points ago

HAAHEHEHEHUHEAHA[splut]

[–]BABY_BACK_BITCH 20 points21 points ago

Angie Varona is exactly what is wrong with the way we view age and sex. Angie posted all these photos, and they got popular. She had a backlash in real life because people found out, and suddenly she's on ABC crying, because she's embarrassed. I'm not sure, but I think she continued posting new pictures on the internet. I just mean, throughout all of human history men have been having sex with young women. Recently it's become taboo, and all the sudden men are supposed to pretend these girls aren't attractive physically. If thinking Angie Varona is hot is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

[–]FlyingPasta 3 points4 points ago

Technically, her tits are the focus of the picture here. I don't exactly know what type of response she was expecting. She knows she's pretty, and we don't exactly have a shortage of cat pictures.

[–]scoutu 4 points5 points ago

Have you seen her other photos?! Her tits are the center point of all of her photos.

[–]FlyingPasta 2 points3 points ago

No, I don't really know anything about her. Same with the Amanda Todd(?) girl, but I deduced they're somehow correlated.

But yeah. If you slap up a picture of, let's be honest here, your boobs on the internet, there is a certain and obvious reaction that you are hoping for.

[–]DHav123 3 points4 points ago

High-jacking because I think it's important:

More info on the girl in the picture. Especially relevant given the Amanda Todd story.

[–]bobsack 34 points35 points ago

Not relevant, completely different than Amanda Todd. This girl in the pic continues to this day to post pics of herself in a bikini on the internet, i do not know where, but they end up on her subreddit. something to the effect of /r/angievaronalegal

[–]IsThisWhereANameGoes 3 points4 points ago

Who is Amanda Todd?

[–]fack9gag 0 points1 point ago

A girl who took nude photos of herself, posted them to the internet, couldn't take the backlash, killed herself and is getting a lot of sympathy.

[–]armchairneonslim 33 points34 points ago

http://www.tittycats.com/ you're welcome.

[–]Imitation88 16 points17 points ago

[–]artacuno53 13 points14 points ago

Don't be real... DAMMIT

Bye free time, you are no longer needed.

[–]SerLaron 2 points3 points ago

[–]mistawac 1 point2 points ago

I heard about this. It's the new Reddit 2.0 Beta UI. From what I've read it covers "...everything the everyday Redditor would need."

[–]R3dn3ck96 8 points9 points ago

If I could be any cat in the world, I'd be that cat.

[–]SOwED 43 points44 points ago

[–]red321red321 8 points9 points ago

Dirty pillows are so comfortable

[–]Heresyed 5 points6 points ago

Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow, everybody needs a bosom...

[–]notoriously_late 2 points3 points ago

Mine's on the forty-five

[–]dan_v_ploeg 3 points4 points ago

a fully clothed girl with a cat on her chest is not NSFW

[–]AmboC 14 points15 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Cakeday. I googled "The happiest picture in the world" to cheer myself up after this week. 27coms 262pts 7mos funny
I just found this little guy about to get crushed by some tits. 4coms 10pts 4mos pics
Karma Overload. 356coms 452pts 9mos pics
This cat seems [****]ing ecstatic 200coms 457pts 1yr pics
This photo seemed to be made for Reddit 6coms 13pts 9mos pics
Cats and racks 49coms 359pts 8mos pics
Boob Cat 12coms 91pts 6mos aww
Lucky cat 94coms 243pts 1yr pics
I would be that happy too. 4coms 25pts 10dys pics
My girlfriend (who is a redditor) and her cat Half Life 3 (who is dreaming of bacon) 8coms 1pt 2mos pics
My that does look comfy... 265coms 506pts 1yr funny
Sweet dreams 14coms 14pts 1yr pics
FEELSGOODMAN 8coms 18pts 1yr funny
I wish I was that damn cat.... 107coms 414pts 1yr reddit.com

source: karmadecay

[–]goingTofu 10 points11 points ago

boobs

[–]RealBean 4 points5 points ago

breasts.

[–]klsi832 80 points81 points ago

Battlestar Galactica.

[–]Chrisv6296 12 points13 points ago

funny because the girl was 15 in this photo

[–]demonbooker 8 points9 points ago

[–]Zerginj 12 points13 points ago

There's a cat it this picture?

[–]uhmerikin 84 points85 points ago

Yes, if you look closely you will notice the feline towards the right hand side of the photo. It's okay, I had to look a few times before I saw it too.

Edit - I came across an album of her a while back that someone posted in a comment. ENJOY!

[–]why_fist_puppies 13 points14 points ago

Kitty is also in images 232,245,295,296,297, because I know that's why you all are here.

[–]uhmerikin 10 points11 points ago

Don't act like you're not gonna click through every damn one of them.

[–]tidux 17 points18 points ago

Bookmarked for later.

[–]willrd88 13 points14 points ago

[–]LeonHRodriguez 9 points10 points ago

this girl has the power to change the course of history with her tits alone

I wonder where she is now?

[–]turnondruid 10 points11 points ago

She's a pre-med student at the University of Miami.

[–]Zerginj 41 points42 points ago

[–]BODYBUTCHER 0 points1 point ago

Jesus Christ what a figure.

[–]brianbrianbrian 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, Denzel is pretty hawt.

[–]sambchops 0 points1 point ago

how thoughtful

[–]EchoesOfElysium -4 points-3 points ago

I hope you know that many of those photos are of Angie when she was under 18. That my friend, is jailbait. Have a good day.

[–]dietbroccoli 20 points21 points ago

I forgot that girls were magically un-hot until they hit 18.

[–]hogimusPrime 1 point2 points ago

I guess our ancestors for the last million years were all pedophiles since the average age of females getting pregnant or married was way under 18...

[–]sparx483[S] 26 points27 points ago

So what you are saying is:

The cat is a pedophile

[–]downcat 9 points10 points ago

Still counts.

[–]Annarr 4 points5 points ago

And that they were posted completely without her consent. It's really sick how people are sharing them, actually. "omg she is so hot hav fun masturbating LOLOLOLOL". She's gotten death/rape threats from people and had people stalk her because she was being a silly 14y.o and not knowing people could steal her pictures, and people are still spreading them around ಠ_ಠ

DAMN, she's so hot guys?!1 amirite amirite, making someone want to kill themselves is so hot.

[–]blacklotus21 2 points3 points ago

Lucky cat.

[–]DoomyMcDoomdoom 1 point2 points ago

Am I seriously the first one that thought, "More like FAPPY cat!" immediately?

[–]DJ_Upgrayedd 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god. It's a chick with all her clothes on and a cat resting on her boobs..... I MUST TAG THIS NSFW!

This abuse of the NSFW tag shit needs to stop...

[–]artacuno53 3 points4 points ago

I think this is actually fine for work.

I mean you already aren't doing work, so you might as well be looking at porn anyways.

[–]anyonethinkingabout 2 points3 points ago

I have no idea why I just upvoted that.

Nobody - ever

[–]bakanekogato 2 points3 points ago

its not safe for work because it has a fully clothed boob in it?

[–]worldalpha_com 0 points1 point ago

What makes this NSFW?

[–]cjtech323 0 points1 point ago

How is this NSFW?

[–]akallio9000 1 point2 points ago

How is this not safe for work, really? Hypersensitive jerks!

[–]cecikierk 1 point2 points ago

Again and again, the winning formula for ultimate karma.

[–]Masshole77 1 point2 points ago

Fap Fap Fap Fap...... Wait, 14!?............

[–]walloonphobia 0 points1 point ago

You went on the Omegle website didn't you?

[–]usetheforce207 0 points1 point ago

boobies :)

[–]GovmentTookMaBaby 0 points1 point ago

I think this is the first time I've ever said I'd like to be that pussy.

[–]NintendoDestroyer89 1 point2 points ago

I wanna pet her pussy.

[–]rolltide76 0 points1 point ago

this marks the first time i didnt downvote a cat picture

[–]willthethirrdd 0 points1 point ago

you look like my friend alexa

[–]zam1137 0 points1 point ago

Thats not the only thing happy ;)

[–]Craddy 0 points1 point ago

Wow look at how perfect her teeth are

[–]Garenzo 0 points1 point ago

I'd be happy there, too.

[–]JimDandy63 0 points1 point ago

I would be making the same goofy face if I was hugging them tits too:)

[–]Sega_Saturn_Shiro 1 point2 points ago

Dem kitties.

[–]Ashea501 0 points1 point ago

I really think I may know the girl in this picture...

Edit: Nevermind, she just looks very similar to someone I went to school with.

[–]JewExterminator 1 point2 points ago

I'd tap that

[–]accountnotfound2[!] 0 points1 point ago

All I see is a Karma hooka!

[–]tuffguy53 0 points1 point ago

Now that's a happy cat Reddit

[–]crazystoo 1 point2 points ago

nao i'm a happy cat.

[–]Zacca -1 points0 points ago

This picture is a fucking trick!

This girl doesn't have to have big boobs, my friend showed me this, it's scandalous! omg

[–]zombierror 0 points1 point ago

Such large warms.

[–]bluemirror 0 points1 point ago

my god she is hot.

[–]Lost_Once 0 points1 point ago

What cat?

[–]BludyRyn 0 points1 point ago

I would be a happy cat as well.

[–]theoth3rme 0 points1 point ago

i don't work but this seems safe for that

[–]Sethr56 0 points1 point ago

Where's the cat?

[–]green_and_yellow 0 points1 point ago

Please repost this to /r/braww. Thanks

[–]gregsmith93 -1 points0 points ago

TERTS

[–]BlatheringMM 0 points1 point ago

What ended up happening to this girl?

[–]theguhnslinger 0 points1 point ago

Is this really you? Or do I have to find someone else to creepy PM?

[–]ch1i2 0 points1 point ago

Guys... I'm confused. Everyone commenting here says she is Angie Verona but yet I have a friend on Facebook who has a friend named Jenny Parker with this exact same picture and some more that were also posted in this comment thread. I don't know what to believe so can someone please tell me why this is happening.

Just as a little additional info: I live in Florida and I assume "Jenny Parker" does too.

[–]jollypop 0 points1 point ago

I would be happy too if I were in that position

[–]Schobbo 0 points1 point ago

TIL Cats like boobs too

[–]AnApatheticMinority 0 points1 point ago

kitties n titties. upvoted

[–]RoboPimp 0 points1 point ago

id hit it

[–]Barroth 0 points1 point ago

I think I went to highschool with that girl.

[–]soggydave2113 0 points1 point ago

What cat?

[–]lisabadcat -1 points0 points ago

This is as old as 4chan.

[–]Darthchicken 1 point2 points ago

Wow, I was once best friends with that girls older brother. When I was in 10th grade and she was in 7th grade back before that whole scandal started.

[–]Xavion_Zenovka 0 points1 point ago

not sure if angie verona or girl who looks like her

[–]TheFunnyMonkee 0 points1 point ago

It's Angie Varona!

[–]Whatthefuckamisaying 0 points1 point ago

Cat? What ca...Ohh

[–]falconfetus8 0 points1 point ago

Blatant karma machine.

[–]KailuaMan 0 points1 point ago

I had never heard of Angie Varona until now, but I just spent the last 15 minutes looking at pictures of her . . . it was nice.

[–]Lunchbox2208 -1 points0 points ago

Not NSFW.

[–]icarusfins -1 points0 points ago

So now that we know this is Angie Verona (a fucking teenager) can OP take this down now and delete the image from his/her account? Like, you know, decent people would.

[–]david98900 -1 points0 points ago

Wtf is every picture that has a girl in it that has more than an a cup nsfw? There is nothing nsfw about this

[–]Five_deadly_venoms 0 points1 point ago

Haven't seen this pic in years. Thanks.

[–]asva14 0 points1 point ago

Please dear god, let this one post to gonewild...

[–]KingOfRage 0 points1 point ago

Report from ifunny twitch

[–]kavnj 0 points1 point ago

/sp/?

[–]TottenJegger -1 points0 points ago

How the hell is this nsfw.

[–]Obrieneric851 0 points1 point ago

Who wouldn't be happy. With tits like that,

[–]what_is_rife 0 points1 point ago

This picture is missing gravity.

[–]Praise_Jewish_Allah 0 points1 point ago

I remember seeing a video a while back of this girl basically crying about the unwanted stalking and attention she gets from people online.

I feel bad for her but seriously... delete facebook. So many things would be different if you did....

I dont recall the name but there was another girl, a gymnastic who had photos taken of her while she was exercising and it has basically ruined her social life. I truely feel for her but... damn shes sexy.

[–]AKA_BigTaco -1 points0 points ago

I her Pussy showing? is that why this is NSFW?

[–]h8bit 0 points1 point ago

he seems to really like wads of toilet paper

[–]Ringwaul 0 points1 point ago

Weird, I was literally just minutes ago watching a video with her in it. It just so happens this ruins the image for me.

[–]philycheezestake 0 points1 point ago

[–]xanthus159 -1 points0 points ago

What cat?

[–]pibroch -1 points0 points ago

How is this NSFW?

[–]EroTaka 0 points1 point ago

Scumbag online news website has even more pictures of her on the sidebar of the article. The fuck.

[–]andrestheguat 0 points1 point ago

This is neither funny nor nsfw. A nice picture, sure, but it's tagged wrong and misplaced.

[–]alecjohnson55 0 points1 point ago

How do this many people not know about Angie Varona...?

[–]JackassPenguinass 0 points1 point ago

This pic is REALLY, REALLY, REALLY OLD! However, I will upvote you as it is one of the best pictures on the interwebs.

[–]Icksy 0 points1 point ago

Angie Varona

[–]itsbobfg -1 points0 points ago

When I see a NSFW tag I want to see actual boobs, not boobs covered up!

[–]Michaelpoop -1 points0 points ago

Why is this NSFW?

[–]Thakgor -1 points0 points ago

How is this NSFW? Getting a little liberal with the tag don't you think?

[–]raisinbrandt -1 points0 points ago

what in the hell about this is NSFW? jesus christ.

[–]rewrewsuh 0 points1 point ago

that isn't a "smile for the camera" smile the lady has on her face in the photo either.

[–]DrMcLeftnut 0 points1 point ago

Mmmm titties.

[–]sicktor 0 points1 point ago

What a fool I was when I opened this link, now I ve got fired from my Job ! TIL I have to respect NSFW

[–]Noobasdfjkl 1 point2 points ago

There should be a veto NSFW button. If a post is labeled NSFW, yet is not actually not safe for work, a particular amount of veto votes will unmark the post NSFW.

This shit is safe for work.

[–]ChronicAddiction 0 points1 point ago

NSFW??!?!?