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[–]See_Em 37 points38 points ago

Silent Hill is leaking.

[–]erikcasey 0 points1 point ago

Leaking reposts.

[–]See_Em 3 points4 points ago

It's new to me if I haven't seen it.

[–]chimney3 0 points1 point ago

Testify, casual browser!

[–]JoelLikesPigs 18 points19 points ago

Red card for showboating

[–]WitchDr 19 points20 points ago

It's not a bug, it's a feature.

[–]SUPERKAMIGURU 1 point2 points ago

Shark player mode.

[–]Luanee 17 points18 points ago

At the end when he swims all slow and creepy... then dives into the grass like BLARAGARGHRA MUTATED SHARKSOCCERPLAYER I WILL RESURFACE IN YOUR LAWN AND CONSUME YOUR CHILDREN

[–]Beast_and_the_harlot 0 points1 point ago

This actually made me laugh out loud.

[–]BigDaddyCraw 14 points15 points ago

Crab people! Crab people!

[–]Kitkatriffraff 24 points25 points ago

It's Qwop's son

[–]Xanthis0305 7 points8 points ago

Looks like something out of John Carpenter's The Thing.

[–]riplin 4 points5 points ago

Is this FIFA?

[–]noksky 3 points4 points ago

Yea it is. The most realistic football game

[–]AltoidNerd 8 points9 points ago

Wrong, that's Madden 2013.

[–]brandonw00 3 points4 points ago

This is actually Pro Evolution Series. Ronaldo has a Champions League patch on his sleeve. FIFA doesn't have rights to Champions League, PES does.

[–]ChompyTBear 5 points6 points ago

Did you see that spider shadow that gobbled him at the last second? like those ceiling guys from zelda

[–]jankaround 10 points11 points ago

OHMIGOD THAT'S TERRIFYING

[–]joebags15 4 points5 points ago

wut.

[–]_rasputin_ 4 points5 points ago

Oh god those legs. Those legs, those legs, those legs... [trails off]

[–]ImpressionVER615 4 points5 points ago

This man does not joke when he says hes got this game.

[–]TuneRaider 4 points5 points ago

Doin' the Prometheus.

[–]Rolock 4 points5 points ago

I warned them to not go into the long grass.

[–]motoguy 1 point2 points ago

How common are these bugs in FIFA (or whatever game it is)? I see so many of these I feel like it happens in every game.

[–]joeyjoejoejnr 1 point2 points ago

hahahahahahaha legit have not laughed that hard on reddit in a while! Thank you for that!

[–]Loumen 2 points3 points ago

Everybody walk the dinosaur!

[–]dusontheloose 5 points6 points ago

he's the soccer version of the cave of wonders

[–]thewoogier 6 points7 points ago

OPEN THE DOOR, GET ON THE FLOOR, EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR

[–]neostead2000 3 points4 points ago

What to the fuck

[–]reido4887 2 points3 points ago

What game and what year is it? Ronaldo is 7 now a days

[–]ReverendScam 2 points3 points ago

That is scarier than 90% of the horror movies I have seen.

[–]CanadaVsBears 0 points1 point ago

How do you remember your user name....

[–]VreidV3 2 points3 points ago

I'm tempted to buy one of these games just because I see so many funny as fuck glitches.

[–]wingie 2 points3 points ago

Yay Grass!

[–]bowlingforpeasoup 2 points3 points ago

Can we get more FIFA gifs?

[–]OnizOner 2 points3 points ago

A wild ronaldo disapears

[–]Crafty_Schemer 2 points3 points ago

I have dreams of that happening to me. Trying to run as fast as I can but my legs are dragging through the ground. uhhhhhhhh

[–]beardenstine 1 point2 points ago

is your name supposed to be in binary because if it is it translates to π

[–]LBabcock 1 point2 points ago

OHMYGOSH is this what that GIF of the guy in the red outfit is cosplaying?

[–]pureXchaoz 1 point2 points ago

as i am also subscribed to r/trees i was expecting something totally different. funny none the less

[–]pegaggio 1 point2 points ago

That's how I feel being the most flexible person in my yoga class

[–]muffinofdoom257 1 point2 points ago

Red card for noclip!

[–]pibroch 0 points1 point ago

IDSPISPOPD

[–]__________________- -1 points0 points ago

So help me if I saw that happen in real life I would shoot myself to precede the impending takeover from these monsters.

[–]ironspider12 0 points1 point ago

Ah yes. When I commented on the original post of this image, I mentioned that his body had convoluted into an evil demonic pose

[–]COXIMUS 0 points1 point ago

From what I've seen so far.. FIFA has some kinks to work out?

[–]pibroch -1 points0 points ago

wat

[–]billyz0914 0 points1 point ago

WOW!!! Never saw this before.....

[–]DerpinNinjaa 0 points1 point ago

Very creepy

[–]IronRustrod 0 points1 point ago

DIVE!

[–]Roboy_devil -1 points0 points ago

Is it real

[–]Paintballer6960 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]mumbly__joe 0 points1 point ago

The Umbrella team will do well this season.

[–]oktovan 0 points1 point ago

"We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses."

[–]therealodayaka 0 points1 point ago

KILL IT BEFORE IT BREEDS.

[–]Blocktd 0 points1 point ago

That's gonna be a pain to wash out.

[–]MMolter 0 points1 point ago

Sweet physics engine...

[–]DailyBassist -1 points0 points ago

for the second time tonight- How the FUCK do you remember your username?!

[–]ChristopherShine 0 points1 point ago

It's his street number.

[–]mh048t 1 point2 points ago

Happens ALL the time in real life.

[–]Slashdudz 0 points1 point ago

Already been uploaded!!!

[–]Jukeboxhero91 0 points1 point ago

I must go! My people need me!

[–]singleserving- 0 points1 point ago

/r/creepy is that way -->

[–]Sylvanaz 0 points1 point ago

Kill it with fire before he lays eggs!

[–]Enjoi2021 0 points1 point ago

Ï€?

[–]smilenowgirl 0 points1 point ago

Oh man, I love video game glitches.

[–]toxinogen 0 points1 point ago

That's fairly horrifying.

[–]vicarofcletus 0 points1 point ago

Gotta watch out for that quickgrass.

[–]Parks1993 0 points1 point ago

How the FUCK do you remember your username?

[–]NightOwl58 0 points1 point ago

I remember seeing this a few months ago.

[–]Dunngeon1 2 points3 points ago

Dunno why you got downvotes, tis indeed a repost.

[–]miitan -2 points-1 points ago

Downvoted for bragging about his good memory.

[–]Dunngeon1 1 point2 points ago

Haha not too hard to remember crabronaldo

[–]barnabijones 1 point2 points ago

Laughed uncontrollably at this.

[–]like_a_boss42 -1 points0 points ago

Stop reposting you fucking faggot.

[–]tigerfan456 -3 points-2 points ago

wat