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[–]MrNameless 11 points12 points ago

It would have been better if the piece of toast had said: "That makes me hot."

It could have had a double play on words.

[–]studmuffffffin 3 points4 points ago

I assumed he was going for brevity.

[–]hgross -4 points-3 points ago

or "You're hot!"

[–]MrBWayne 4 points5 points ago

Please do, Poison.

[–]Sir_Metallicus116 1 point2 points ago

Came here to find a poison comment, was not disappointed.

[–]TrevenxD 3 points4 points ago

Aren't those thought clouds..?

[–]xksVPNx 2 points3 points ago

My first thought as well. Apparently nobody else though.

[–]chibitenshin 0 points1 point ago

Ever see a toaster talk?

[–]seby12 3 points4 points ago

[–]Fueled_by_Coffee 1 point2 points ago

I love the internet.

[–]roadblaster 7 points8 points ago

[–]Fvel 2 points3 points ago

This is my spray in tf2! It's so adorable.

[–]The_Dirt_McGurt 3 points4 points ago

What a crumby comic.

[–]Fueled_by_Coffee 1 point2 points ago

This guy doesn't butter it up

[–]Brickfrigid 2 points3 points ago

It certainly wasn't the toast of the evening

[–]OnlyAMuffin 2 points3 points ago

This is something I would see on my 11 year old sister's shirt.

[–]nategamer01 -1 points0 points ago

Saw this on a shirt once, as well as a ruler and a rock, you rule, you rock

[–]free4all87 -2 points-1 points ago

I like

Spaces in my

Comments too

[–]glutenfree123 1 point2 points ago

Breakfast in bed?

[–]BatTitties -1 points0 points ago

Toasters and bread can read each others minds?

[–]RaLoooo 0 points1 point ago

I think this belongs on r/t-shirtsfoundatgadzooks

[–]mrwalkway32 0 points1 point ago

How many times can this be reposted in the same month, and still get 1000 upvotes?

[–]AScholarlyGentleman 0 points1 point ago

He's gonna crumb.

[–]Jn1135 0 points1 point ago

Why are they communicating through thought bubbles instead of speech bubbles?

[–]jeg999 1 point2 points ago

Lame. C'mon.

[–]Mustang500 -1 points0 points ago

That's a Brave Little Toaster

[–]HunterHunted 2 points3 points ago

Who the fuck is upvoting this shit? Is everyone here my grandmother?

[–]huskerfan4life520 0 points1 point ago

[–]nssone -1 points0 points ago

Afterwards: Bitch, you left crumbs in my bed!

[–]Raddddish 0 points1 point ago

"I'm not sure. Others say it 'It burns' after being in you"

[–]CondescendingPrick 0 points1 point ago

This wouldn't have even been funny in sixth grade.

[–]Kinomi 0 points1 point ago

Those are both thought bubbles... not speech bubbles

[–]Agent833 0 points1 point ago

[–]Squeezymo 1 point2 points ago

"I can fit two of you in here" "Do good by me. I've been burned before"

[–]Vulgar_Mercurius 0 points1 point ago

Huh, they can hear each other's thoughts... HOLY SHIT! Can they hear mine too!?

[–]Pastogen 0 points1 point ago

Bake me like one of your French girls

[–]ChimneyCraft -2 points-1 points ago

i love it how two inanimate objects can read each other's minds.

[–]greybyte 0 points1 point ago

Maybe the thoughts are independent of each other and it is only we that are making the connection...

[–]Harold_Grundelson 1 point2 points ago

I want toast inside me as well.

[–]spazmodic- 0 points1 point ago

[–]gravitary -2 points-1 points ago

FALSE, the toaster only becomes hot when the lever is pulled down, implying to make toast

[–]scofmb -3 points-2 points ago

Still better love story than Twilight and 50 Shades of Grey :D

[–]GlacioConCarne -4 points-3 points ago

lolololol