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all 43 comments

[–]bc4 33 points34 points ago

cool repost bro

[–]hidell 19 points20 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
They really are persistent 19coms 885pts 3mos funny
OH NOOOOO!!!! NOT CATS TOO?!?!?!?! i thought animals were atheist too.... 9coms 13pts 3mos atheism
YOU HAD ONE JOB! 1com 2pts 1mo funny
Hello sir! Do you have a moment to talk about Christ!?!?!?!? 2coms 69pts 1mo funny
How I imagine what it's like to be a Jehovah's Witness. 19coms 671pts 1mo AdviceAnimals

source: karmadecay

[–]firefae_ignis 4 points5 points ago

Reposts aren't always a bad thing, not everyone has seen everything on the Internet like you.

[–]CptSoap 19 points20 points ago

[–]pist_thera 7 points8 points ago

Guess it's time to fap.

[–]sdvaletones 0 points1 point ago

Keep on posting like that and apostale will be licking your comment karma

[–]GoodGuyAnusDestroyer 2 points3 points ago

What does this have to do with this thread? I like boobs just like the rest of us but.... FUCK.

[–]sicknightmyer 1 point2 points ago

I thought the same thing

[–]HiImGarrett 1 point2 points ago

Are you that repost boob account logged into another account?

[–]michaelzelen 0 points1 point ago

tessa fowler, I think

[–]duetmasaki 4 points5 points ago

Isn't it supposed to be Ceiling Cat?

[–]bobbleheader 1 point2 points ago

You're giving them ideas. Next they'll be knocking on the door wearing cat suits.

[–]schrankage 0 points1 point ago

I used to be one, I heard this story of these crazy backwoods folks (hillbillys) who would always complain about that damn "Jehoma Williamses." My god it cracked me up.

[–]neferr 0 points1 point ago

needs more watermarks

[–]Afa1234 0 points1 point ago

Go away! I'm kittehbrew

[–]nameless88 1 point2 points ago

Everyone knows that cats worship the omnipresent Ceiling Cat.

[–]Cory1750 0 points1 point ago

What a shitty ass mother fucking title.

[–]stickaslap 0 points1 point ago

Facebook called, they want their unfunny overexposed repost back.

[–]ajw827 0 points1 point ago

Cats will not be denied. That little fucker is getting past that partition if it cost him one of his nine lives.

[–]akallio9000 0 points1 point ago

Jesus Christ, would you get the fuck outta here???!!?

[–]shadowofmeadow 0 points1 point ago

Wow, OP's account is 5 days old and he already has -40 comment karma.

[–]Stupoopy 0 points1 point ago

Do you have a meowment to talk about Jesus Christ?

[–]sisterjo 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I remember when I posted this.

[–]ProfessorMeowington 0 points1 point ago

Honestly, I would still open the door for the cat, even if the cat wanted to talk about jesus.

[–]JupitersClock 1 point2 points ago

They don't say that...

[–]iamemanresu 0 points1 point ago

Cats love Jesus. He gives them 2 fish and some fluffy useless thing, and he can walk on water - to the envy of cats everywhere. If they could walk on water, they wouldn't have to get wet to get fishes. He's truly a miracle worker.

[–]baconredditor -2 points-1 points ago

Cat and jehovawitness in on one joke well played

[–]donutsalad -1 points0 points ago

Post this to /r/atheism to remind them to get more pissy and retarded over something that doesn't really affect them.

[–]bernando2 0 points1 point ago

cool pun bro

[–]Downvote_The_Cats -2 points-1 points ago

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