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[–]DoktorLuciferWong 13 points14 points ago

HEY TREX.

BEND YOUR KNEES.

[–]noawesomenameneeded 2 points3 points ago

Thank you

[–]jimstr 1 point2 points ago

Ben Denise!

[–]If_Repost_Then_Boobs 161 points162 points ago

[–]TeensiestPeeto 68 points69 points ago

You're alright, novelty account.

[–]L-J-N 13 points14 points ago

Why does this look like CGI?

[–]coldvault 11 points12 points ago

Photoshop, CGI, same dif.

[–]L-J-N 6 points7 points ago

boobs are boobs however you look at them.

I should know I look at them a lot

[–]coldvault 3 points4 points ago

Me too! Like, every day. No, literally every day.

Anyway, the above boobs are pretty cool.

[–]OtaConnor 0 points1 point ago

Airbrush to the max

[–]OtaConnor 0 points1 point ago

Max Powers

[–]HiImGarrett 6 points7 points ago

I like you.

[–]Mr_Ected 3 points4 points ago

You make me want to repost.

[–]RobbyLee 15 points16 points ago

I will learn python and write a bot that posts cocks in reply to you, so you can feel how it is to see the genitalia of the sex you are not interested in.

[–]If_Repost_Then_Boobs 3 points4 points ago

While I rarely reply to anything, I must state three things:

1) My job is to post breasts on any repost in /r/funny (That I notice), for the enjoyment of the majority of Redditors who are, unfortunately for you, strait males.

2)I apologize for accidentally offending you, but my posts always have a bolded nsfw tag before the image. That and my username should indicate what the picture is. Of course, most people, you included, don't read the commenter's name before clicking a link, so accidental boobs may be seen on occasion.

3)This is kind of an unnecessary point, but breasts aren't genitalia.

I very much appreciate your input, it's quite a change of pace from my normal mail. :)

(P.S. I'm actually bisexual, so your plan might not work out so well.)

[–]SexualPie 5 points6 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Wednesday Giggles 0coms 0pts 10hrs funny
This made me laugh way to much. 4coms 5pts 12dys funny
Poor T-Rex 44coms 631pts 1mo funny
Just... Out... Of... Reach.... 5coms 13pts 1mo funny
So...Close... 0coms 0pts 1mo funny
Damn genetics. 1com 16pts 1mo pics
Someday. 1com 17pts 17dys funny
It's just been one of those Wednesdays... 1com 3pts 28dys funny
Just..a little... further.... 2coms 5pts 1mo funny
I got a big head and little arms... 4coms -2pts 1mo funny
Finally! 1com 3pts 1mo funny
Poor T-Rex 162coms 1962pts 1mo funny
If only he had longer arms! 2coms 8pts 18dys funny
This was on my twitter timeline... 1com 1pt 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]killergazebo 0 points1 point ago

Most of the people here see the genitalia of a sex they're not interested in every time they shower.

[–]TheRanchoChupacabraj 1 point2 points ago

I'm not going through your post history or anything. Yup, not doing that.

[–]asnof 2 points3 points ago

You arent helping people not repost.

How about "if OC posts boobs"?

[–]OtaConnor 0 points1 point ago

Now this is a novelty account I can agree with.

[–]adalonus 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for making the NSFW large enough that I didn't open it in the library.

[–]Axoren 0 points1 point ago

Originally, I thought she was digging into her belly button and disemboweling herself.

Then I looked closer and was disappointed.

[–]itsrooty -1 points0 points ago

the fap-a-holic in me NEEDS to know her name =)

[–]ummmbacon 1 point2 points ago

[–]Komari 39 points40 points ago

Still makes you laugh after what? 13 reposts maybe?

title comnts points age /r/
Wednesday Giggles 0coms 0pts 4hrs funny
This made me laugh way to much. 4coms 5pts 11dys funny
Poor T-Rex 44coms 631pts 1mo funny
Just... Out... Of... Reach.... 5coms 13pts 1mo funny
So...Close... 0coms 0pts 1mo funny
Damn genetics. 1com 16pts 1mo pics
Someday. 1com 17pts 17dys funny
It's just been one of those Wednesdays... 1com 3pts 28dys funny
Just..a little... further.... 2coms 5pts 1mo funny
I got a big head and little arms... 4coms -2pts 1mo funny
Finally! 1com 3pts 1mo funny
Poor T-Rex 162coms 1962pts 1mo funny
If only he had longer arms! 2coms 8pts 18dys funny
This was on my twitter timeline... 1com 1pt 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]harriest_tubman 6 points7 points ago

This doesn't even begin to approximate the number of times the T-Rex-small-arms joke has surfaced in all its forms.

[–]Jucoy 1 point2 points ago

beatingadeadhorse.gif

[–]phantomprophet 1 point2 points ago

And it was a woot shirt too.

[–]servohahn 0 points1 point ago

I wish people would learn that they can store images they like on their hard drives and view them whenever they like instead of posting them to reddit constantly.

[–]SkySilver 0 points1 point ago

Because you always see posts that have less than 20 points.

[–]JakJakAttacks 28 points29 points ago

Reposting something saying it "still makes me laugh" doesn't making it any less of a repost.

[–]asnof 3 points4 points ago

Is it still a repost if you never saw it the first time?

[–]JakJakAttacks 4 points5 points ago

His title says it "still makes" him laugh. Which implies he's seen it before. Thus, he posted it knowing it had been here before. And classically, if it's been here once, it's been here at least a half dozen times more.

[–]asnof 1 point2 points ago

I have never seen this pic before in my life, so OP is winning either way if it still makes him laugh

[–]servohahn 1 point2 points ago

Is it still a repost if you never saw it the first 13 times?

Yes.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

What if you reverse the image first?

[–]google_translation 0 points1 point ago

Perhaps I have not seen it on reddit, he, you know that the image was quite old, it is therefore, he was his title to cover all the bases just in case may assume that?

[–]Robeleader 12 points13 points ago

It was a woot shirt the other day. I went ahead and picked one up

[–]frodnorg 13 points14 points ago

[–]moody942 3 points4 points ago

Just ordered mine. Thanks!

[–]whitewhale2377[S] 1 point2 points ago

Didn't know it was a shirt, I am ordering now...thanks frodnorg

[–]jpropaganda 1 point2 points ago

Yea! I wore mine the other day...it was hard for people to see the joke I think. I had to do lots of explaining.

[–]FadedMemory 1 point2 points ago

I too had to explain my shirt. I wept.

[–]Ragnorock 1 point2 points ago

Lol I'm wearing mine right now!

[–]specialservices 3 points4 points ago

Why is it okay to repost now if you say it "still make me laugh" ?

[–]TeensiestPeeto 3 points4 points ago

I downvote everything with this title because it is always a repost.

[–]mordacthedenier 0 points1 point ago

Because it's always been okay to repost, regardless of the title, and only annoying people like you complain.

[–]DoctorCredit 2 points3 points ago

I own this shirt. Here I am posing like the dinosaur with it:

http://i.imgur.com/kYNcj.jpg

[–]jdarty21 2 points3 points ago

...and you get 300 upvotes for a repost...

[–]moody942 -1 points0 points ago

All the guys at work call me T-rex. They say I have short arms. I don't see it, but I go along with it and this one of my favorites.

[–]ProfKABOOM 0 points1 point ago

T-Rex can't hug each other . These little poor angels ....

[–]vorin 0 points1 point ago

He should lie on his side and use his legs to kick his body closer.

[–]Queen_LaQueefah 0 points1 point ago

Why doesn't he just rub the lamp with his foot?

[–]drakard 0 points1 point ago

Makes me sad

[–]edgar_jomfru 1 point2 points ago

Dude, buy the damn shirt already.

[–]KennyKivail 0 points1 point ago

Op, there's this thing called OC that you oughta try. It's not that bad.

[–]whitewhale2377[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Sorry, didn't know it was a repost, friend sent me the pic. When I need a laugh, I look at it...hence the title

[–]lost_cosmonaut 0 points1 point ago

if you didn't make it, it's a repost

[–]woodyscissors 0 points1 point ago

Can't take dinosaurs/dragons seriously because of /r/dragonsfuckingcars

[–]SecureOpossum 0 points1 point ago

Yep, pretty much.

[–]killahcortes 0 points1 point ago

this is one of the reposts i think i will always upvote

[–]_proPAIN_ 0 points1 point ago

Hold the fuck up, knowledge noobies. Those arms may be short, but the T-rex possesses enough strength to lift 400+lbs with each arm (holy fuck!). So, those guns would only be for show as it can already squish you like a capri-sun pouch with one arm.

[–]CliffeyWanKenobi 0 points1 point ago

Do you even lift?

[–]orangepill 0 points1 point ago

has the whole "t-rex has short arms" joke not died out yet?

[–]Shiverfox 0 points1 point ago

TIL T-REXES HAVE SHORT ARMS

[–]MTGandP 0 points1 point ago

"still makes me laugh" = "shameless repost"

[–]superyellow07 0 points1 point ago

But why does it make me laugh so hard?

[–]hambawlz 0 points1 point ago

He should lay on his side and rub it out, that's how i would do it.

[–]CollapsingStar 0 points1 point ago

Uuuuuussssseeee the taaaaiiiillll Reeeeeeex....

[–]Xysten 0 points1 point ago

Bend your knees damnit.

[–]climbs4fun257 0 points1 point ago

What gets me is all this fella has to do is drop to his knees and BAM! Dudes got arms like 1988 Arnold Schwarzenegger. Wish away my Prehistoric friend, wish away!

[–]acarlrpi12 0 points1 point ago

The amount of times I've seen this thing in the last month is too damn high.

[–]courtstat 0 points1 point ago

This is the background on my phone. Has been for some time. :)

[–]mynameisalso 0 points1 point ago

"I have a big head and little arms"

[–]MidgetMonkeyMan 0 points1 point ago

If you want a shirt with that on it, here you go: http://shirt.woot.com/offers/wishful-thinking

[–]smallarmedtrex 0 points1 point ago

Hey I don't laugh at your dreams.

[–]NigeriaJones 0 points1 point ago

Ok, we get it, T-rexes have short arms. As respected and honoured judge of humour, I deem this: Not funny.

[–]DoctorMofo 0 points1 point ago

I have that shirt and its awesome! Especially when I am only 5'7" and I wear it to the gym.

[–]LurkerTriumphant 0 points1 point ago

Kneel damn it!

[–]seminolecichlid 0 points1 point ago

I didn't laugh the first time it was posted...

[–]Jessicaquinn 0 points1 point ago

It's all in the knees.

[–]inkujon 0 points1 point ago

Still makes me downvote.

[–]Daliik 0 points1 point ago

I have this shirt :) It's from shirt.woot.com

[–]Anthrax84 0 points1 point ago

Has anyone ever stopped to question that maybe the T-rex enjoyed having small arms? What if it gave them an advantage? Everyone is always shitting on the T-Rex for no reason.

[–]ShnarffShnarff 0 points1 point ago

REPOSTTT

[–]BrianAnim 0 points1 point ago

If it "still makes you laugh" then you know it was posted before...Don't feed the reposts.

[–]theconstipator 0 points1 point ago

LAY DOWN

[–]CouragePope 1 point2 points ago

[–]CharcoaL555 1 point2 points ago

Every time i see this i always wonder why the T-rex doesn't just lay on his side/belly his head is in the way in this position!

[–]Azartic 2 points3 points ago

They have the brain the size of a walnut?

[–]CharcoaL555 0 points1 point ago

TIL T-Rex's have a brain the size of a walnut! Good point

[–]Azartic 0 points1 point ago

Actually, I'm pretty sure that's a myth. Today I lied.

[–]CharcoaL555 0 points1 point ago

...dammit...

[–]Brett42 0 points1 point ago

If they were scaled down to the size of a human, they would.

[–]AtTheLeftThere -1 points0 points ago

is there anyone else on Reddit who feels that this joke has run its course and should be officially retired to 9gag now?

[–]reptomin -2 points-1 points ago

[–]MYDOGSTELLA -2 points-1 points ago

Poor ill trex arms

[–]MEWOVER9000 -4 points-3 points ago

4th time this pic was reposted