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all 43 comments

[–]zomgturbozombiejesus 22 points23 points ago

[–]MooMix 10 points11 points ago

That girl should not be handling guns until she learns some basic safety tips first.

[–]rspeed 2 points3 points ago

I went in expecting boobs, but after she asked if the hammer is supposed to stay back I was too scared to enjoy them.

[–]kinalis 3 points4 points ago

Thanks I'm lazy!

[–]Fueled_by_Coffee 1 point2 points ago

Thanks bro!

--The lazy

[–]AnusTaster 46 points47 points ago

I would lick her butthole.

[–]Lehari 16 points17 points ago

You'd be the person to do so.

[–]PutMyDickOnYourHead 12 points13 points ago

I would put my dick on her head.

[–]doesnt_get_sex_jokes 4 points5 points ago

Why?

[–]Grabthelifeyouwant 4 points5 points ago

9 months 18 days.

Touche.

[–]nadaredditur 11 points12 points ago

That's a rather bold statement to make without knowing anything about her personal hygiene.

[–]rikusansem 8 points9 points ago

Licking someone else's butthole is reserved for the boldest of people.

[–]netburnr2 8 points9 points ago

I was like: "hell ya, hot chick with boobies" Then she turned around and I saw the terrible tattoos on her back. Oh well, titties

[–]nitefang 1 point2 points ago

It looks like a derringer.

[–]SadBlueChin 9 points10 points ago

This is literally the worst "youtube at its best/oh youtube/ good ol' youtube post.

[–]rpgbandit 2 points3 points ago

This post literally gave me cancer.

[–]DeepFriedChildren 0 points1 point ago

So... am I the only one wondering... what IS that thing called?

[–]muddymess 2 points3 points ago

A Derringer pistol. There are a few modern makers.

[–]tremens 1 point2 points ago

Specifically, this little guy, the Cobra Enterprise C22M.

Though, if you're interested in such things, I would highly recommend North American Arms. Their products are excellent for what they are, good customer service, and they have adapter cylinders available at purchase on there Magnum lineup so you can fire .22 Magnum, .22LR, or .22 Short. I also think they're a more aesthetically pleasing design.

Be warned, while the girl is definitely not very experienced, even experienced shooters are often surprised at how frisky a .22 Magnum is when fired from a barrel and pistol that short, and that light. It's a rifle cartridge, after all. It's not going to rattle your world or anything, but it is brisk, and it's exceptionally loud.

[–]Iamadinocopter 1 point2 points ago

youtube posts are stupid.

[–]AsmAlltAco 1 point2 points ago

True story. I was walking through Wal-Mart with my dad when I was a kid and he said that exact thing about the woman in front of us. I, being a virgin who had never even considered licking a womans butthole, was horrified. When he saw the look of horror on my face he laughed and said I needed to get my dick wet. I was 11. My dad was a strange guy.

[–]Sery80 1 point2 points ago

oh thats the when where her nipples get hard after she shots the gun lol

[–]Scarmanz 1 point2 points ago

Those tits look insane.

[–]101112 3 points4 points ago

I looks like something a 10 year old would write.

Not really funny.

[–]nick041 2 points3 points ago

Awesome side boob!

[–]FormalCheese 0 points1 point ago

Most of the comments are "came for no bra" or something along the lines of "hehe boobs" so yea.

[–]IrishGenius 1 point2 points ago

Ponto1 on youtube?

[–]BaconChapstick 0 points1 point ago

ITT: Cancer.

[–]EGYP7 1 point2 points ago

[–]dragoncore74 1 point2 points ago

It's called boobs my good sir

[–]xXEpicBeardManXx 0 points1 point ago

It's a Derringer.

[–]ironspider12 1 point2 points ago

...on the first date

[–]Fueled_by_Coffee 1 point2 points ago

What is that thing?

[–]Cheesenchips 1 point2 points ago

Still a better love story than twilight

[–]Natv 1 point2 points ago

Looks like a Dillinger in the picture. Little .22 pistol.

[–]Rule_32 0 points1 point ago

Can't say i blame him

[–]xx8bitoverdrive 0 points1 point ago

Just today I was watching fail videos and I came across that in related videos (not that it matters)

[–]Mr_Showtime -1 points0 points ago

I've been getting the feeling that reddit has slowly become more childish and unfunny. This post may be the final straw.

[–]OpenSecret -1 points0 points ago

No it's not youtube at its best, it's youtube at its worst. Hell the hole thing is just a cesspool of idiocy and "LOL RANDUMM xdd" jokes.

[–]sengwen 0 points1 point ago

I've not laughed as hard as i just did in months, thank you dear sir.

[–]JimTroeltsch -3 points-2 points ago

it's funny because he sexually harassed her. and then it's even funnier because OP included a poorly-cropped picture of a meme. bravo, OP. (I was being sarcastic. this post sucks and so do you, OP. as does the top commenter whose comment was screenshotted)

[–]Nicombobula -2 points-1 points ago

the comment on it's own, meh. with ronny down there, hilarious!