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all 138 comments

[–]ticklefists 676 points677 points ago

Im happy for you and Imma let you steal my post, but that was one of my best comments ever. Imma tickle the shit outta you first though.

http://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/11lzjs/obama_and_romney_arguing/c6noe0b

[–]SilverAg11 97 points98 points ago

The old downvote OP and upvote original routine

[–]imbrizzle 8 points9 points ago

Nah that was way too classy. In this case he deserves to just be kicked off stage.

[–]PlanetUrasshole 3 points4 points ago

I'll shake the shit out you

[–]MKUltra2011 3 points4 points ago

Came here to point this out, upvoting the original poster! Thanks for making me laugh, man.

[–]Lunchable_ 1 point2 points ago

Nice job. Saw this in the battles. May steal this for my FB - are we friends? I'd like to give you credit

[–]AntHill12790 0 points1 point ago

i see this right here instead of that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSwy412nttI specifically at 1:45

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[–]mark8396 2 points3 points ago

team work? no its stealing alright

[–]Flyingaspaceship 90 points91 points ago

First question directed to both of you.... Can't a young nigga make money anymore?

[–]xxNurseRatchedxx 37 points38 points ago

Tell PETA my mink is dragging on the floor.

[–]wolverine12 21 points22 points ago

Can I have a bad bitch without no flaws?

[–]SweetMojaveRain 8 points9 points ago

Come to meet me, without no draws!

(drawers for you pedantic fucks)

[–]duziboomboom 31 points32 points ago

they should let him moderate.. yes?

[–]Aunvilgod 9 points10 points ago

yes.

[–]duziboomboom 14 points15 points ago

[–]andreiknox 7 points8 points ago

Why didn't I concur?

[–]TheSidePocketKid 17 points18 points ago

"Mitt Romney doesn't care about facts, people." -Kanye West

[–]PlanetUrasshole 15 points16 points ago

"Mitt Romney don't pay no tax" -actual Kanye West quote

[–]toomuchlovin 6 points7 points ago

From To The World at 2:38. Fantastic song, in my opinion.

[–]TheBlackBrotha 2 points3 points ago

The whole world is a couch, bitch I'm Rick James!

[–]wrongsideup 2 points3 points ago

I don't give a fuck.

[–]kidkush 2 points3 points ago

"Mitt Romney don't pay no tack. Mitt Romney don't pay no tack."

FTFY

[–]ROELtja 40 points41 points ago

You're a karma stealing prick.

[–]imh 6 points7 points ago

Welcome to reddit, where the pictures are made up and THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

[–]monom90 3 points4 points ago

It's all about moral and giving credit where it's due, fuck karma.

[–]Alexbo8138 0 points1 point ago

In the fuck hole!

[–]ticklefists 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't matter, front paged.

[–]TheScriptKiddie 1 point2 points ago

You actually just gave me an idea. OP is being a bad person for not attributing the original artist, but if we downvote him then some people may not see this amazing post. I think I'm going to upvote this and let OP get away with his karma stealing, for the sake of the frontpage.

[–]TheSalsaShark 7 points8 points ago

Every time I see a picture from this debate it looks to me like they're singing a duet.

[–]ijustupvoteeverythin 4 points5 points ago

Nigga gotta watch the throne

[–]digesting_raptor 16 points17 points ago

Mitt Romney don't pay no tax, Mitt Romney don't pay no tax

[–]ajh1717 5 points6 points ago

Kanye should moderate it. He would have no problem cutting them off at the end of their allotted time.

[–]Rixxer 2 points3 points ago

The only problem is that he would probably cut them off before the allotted time...

[–]Quothefool 9 points10 points ago

Seriously it was like two fourteen-year-olds were debating. Neither of them showed any self restraint or discipline, and everyone just sort of chuckled. Those rascals, they're just so spirited! Nope, it's a debate meant to inform the public of each candidate's views and plans and that shit isn't happening when I cannot make out a goddamn word because three people are talking into microphones at the same time.

[–]MadDogTannen 5 points6 points ago

We like to think of ourselves as a rational species, but remember, at our core we're just super intelligent apes. Evaluating our leaders by watching two alpha males try to out alpha each other the way they were doing last night just resonates with us on a primal level.

[–]mrslowloris 6 points7 points ago

So you had a chubby?

[–]MadDogTannen 7 points8 points ago

You didn't?

[–]thexexy 0 points1 point ago

this is gold

[–]ShortWhiteFriend -1 points0 points ago

Obama's comment about Romney's pension seemed particularly over the line to me. A town hall debate is not the place to crack a joke at your opponent's expense. No pun intended.

[–]damendred 5 points6 points ago

I agree. Although last week he tried to take the high road and stick to the issues and he was lambasted for not being dogged enough.

Seems like you can't win.

[–]eramos 0 points1 point ago

The important thing is that we make excuses for whenever Obama does something questionable and only bring out the big guns if Romney slips up.

[–]damendred 0 points1 point ago

There's no doubt there's a liberal bias on reddit, part of the reason is reddit is a global site and the rest of the world sort of has a liberal bias too.

[–]eramos 0 points1 point ago

Tell me some more about the liberal biases of Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, or Angola.

[–]damendred 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure they're heavily represented on reddit

[–]MadDogTannen 2 points3 points ago

I hate it whenever things get personal in general. While Romney's taxes do feed a certain narrative about him, they shouldn't be a substantive part of the debate. You don't need Romney's personal tax information in order to evaluate his tax plan (what you need are the details of said plan, which he hasn't really provided).

That said, the debates are as much about connecting with the voters on an emotional level as they are about selling policy ideas, and from that standpoint I thought it was a pretty good zinger.

[–]qaoqao 2 points3 points ago

Obama looks like he's about to beat some ass.

[–]itstrueimwhite 0 points1 point ago

Ha that shit cray.

[–]thankdeezus 2 points3 points ago

Kanye for President 2016!

[–]FOUR_YOLO 4 points5 points ago

Imma let you finish, but I think romney had the best five point plan

[–]ZyklonMist 6 points7 points ago

KARMA THEIF - Post original content you slut.

[–]boomstickfullofjello 0 points1 point ago

Don't give Kanye any idea's, last thing we need is for him to run for president~

[–]tekkentool 14 points15 points ago

I'm in australia but I'd vote for him.

Imagine finally having a president whose life is actually an eternal overshare, imagine having somebody who is not going to lie about what they think/believe for popularity but will instead unfalteringly speak his mind with little to no filter ever, relying on his natural swagger and exuberance to carry it off.

Imagine actually knowing what a politician is thinking.

Plus he'd finally be able to overturn the government program giving aids to "niggas"

[–]Apollo64 2 points3 points ago

So because we'd know exactly what he wants to do (regardless of what it is), he'd make a good president?

[–]ratchet1106 2 points3 points ago

Maybe.

[–]damendred 1 point2 points ago

Probably not - but it'd be a refreshing change.

[–]SweetMojaveRain 1 point2 points ago

I treat the cash the way the government treats A.I.D.S.

I won't be satisfied until all my niggas get it, get it?

[–]Danielfair 0 points1 point ago

Jay-Z for President, Kanye for VP.

Watch the Throne II - Presidential Edition

[–]crapidrawatwork 2 points3 points ago

They never offered to let the other one 'finish'.

[–]ThingsHappen 0 points1 point ago

You can tell they've never been involved in orgies. No manners at all.

[–]spermbasket 0 points1 point ago

would look better with lightning

[–]microcoins912 1 point2 points ago

I thought only a Jedi could carry the force...

[–]Lots42 2 points3 points ago

Obama's Secret Service guys must have been having shit fits.

Seriously though, I wonder what the plans are if Romney goes after Obama.

Because there -ARE- plans.

[–]R0mme1 -1 points0 points ago

This picture mindfucks me. The two candidates, are unsharp, and the rapper in the front is sharp. And my eyes want to focus on the candidates!

[–]beachhouseboy 1 point2 points ago

Looks like they're having a Jedi mind battle. "these aren't the budget plans you're looking for..."

[–]WateryPenisButter 0 points1 point ago

This gave me the image of them all yelling "Let me finish" over and over at the same time.

[–]antihumorous 2 points3 points ago

They look like battling spellcasters in this picture.

[–]mrpopenfresh 0 points1 point ago

Sheiiiit, that was a good meme comeback.

[–]someguydave -1 points0 points ago

Exactly what I was thinking.

[–]Samespbn23 -1 points0 points ago

Imma let you finish, but Rutherford B. Hayes was the best president OF ALL TIME.

[–]Graizur 0 points1 point ago

What if I told you that politicians laugh at memes too.

[–]Jimmithang 1 point2 points ago

relevant 4chan post http://i.imgur.com/dCZSt.png

[–]mrslowloris 1 point2 points ago

I wish they would fist fight.

[–]Magnos 0 points1 point ago

I thought they were going to...

And then there was nothing but crushing disappointment.

[–]Culoomista 0 points1 point ago

Damnit, the comparison almost makes me not want to vote for Obama... But I already voted for him last week.

[–]JaxinCo 2 points3 points ago

And this question is for senator Romney... Was byonce's video better than Taylor swifts?

[–]PeterCHayward -1 points0 points ago

What, because he's black? That is RACIST, amazingbrowncow. You are a RACIST.

[–]ladybueaty 0 points1 point ago

that would be a great fight between all of them

[–]freindo 0 points1 point ago

Whoa whoa whoa, i'm all for balanced political coverage but Kanye would not be backing up Obama. Sucka called him a jack ass

[–]The808201 0 points1 point ago

This is not the debate you're looking for.. Move along

[–]sunshine3881 0 points1 point ago

Hahahaha this was all I could think of!

[–]SoSickWithIT 0 points1 point ago

LOL

[–]kc_casey 0 points1 point ago

This is way more hilarious than it should be

[–]looler 0 points1 point ago

Who taught you how to debate?

Yeezy taught me.

[–]sumfacilispuella 0 points1 point ago

Beyonce for president

[–]skilior 0 points1 point ago

Liberals on reddit? What? no way.

They both sucked. They both lied, they both said absolutely nothing.

And the prompter was extremely slanted towards obama. But feel free, jerk the fuck out of each other over obama. And no, im not a romney supporter. Im writing in.

[–]slumberday 0 points1 point ago

Wait... we're still making jokes about kanye?... okay

[–]noblee93 -1 points0 points ago

Yo Imma let you finish...

[–]maxim00003 -2 points-1 points ago

[–]thinly_veiled 0 points1 point ago