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[–]denta87 71 points72 points ago

This was my favorite childhood book no joke. This just made it 10x better

[–]spicy_chicken_wings 8 points9 points ago

Oddly enough I always got hungry and wanted sweets after reading this book as a kid.

[–]Parksters 10 points11 points ago

ME TOO.

[–]Witbox 33 points34 points ago

I thought they always had the best looking candy. Nothing from the store could compare.

[–]ivegotagoldenticket 3 points4 points ago

I don't even know how to express how right you are. Like the pizza from ninja turtle episodes looked amaaaaazing

[–]Raimatic 1 point2 points ago

I would just stare at this when I was younger thinking the exact same thing

[–]alice88wa 4 points5 points ago

I just recently found out my mom hated the Berenstein Bears but this was my favorite book as a kid. She still read it to me every night. I too was obsessed with the candy. Looked SO GOOD.

[–]Raimatic 2 points3 points ago

fuuuck same here man, instant nostalgia...

[–]jonosvision 0 points1 point ago

Same, I had it on audio book I still remember a few quotes from it.

"Those cubs are growing from side to side as much as they are up and down."

I remember Momma Bear putting all the candy away... damn that candy looked so good.

[–]denta87 1 point2 points ago

haha God ya i just started at it. Whoever was the artist for these books should be given a noble prize.

[–]Basedgod91 1 point2 points ago

Berenstain Bears and Little Critter were my shit!

[–]gammarayzzz 0 points1 point ago

I read this book with my grandma as a kid all the time.

[–]Ared90 18 points19 points ago

[–]elk_attack 4 points5 points ago

i choked on my beans and rice thanks to you

[–]wsgy1111 26 points27 points ago

[–]ChappyWagon 15 points16 points ago

I thought both were hilarious, but "The Berenstain Bears Get Kicked in the Dick" is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

[–]aglids 13 points14 points ago

Is that literally his little boy bear dick popping out of his shorts?

[–]thyplozix 8 points9 points ago

I think its the bottom of his sister's foot, but what you saw is funnier.

[–]SayNo2Kryptonite 6 points7 points ago

Mama's laughing and pointing is priceless.

[–]Rosindust89 0 points1 point ago

ME TOO

[–]ligthbulb 9 points10 points ago

Mama Bear is NOT pleased that they smoked without her.

[–]nikko810 13 points14 points ago

i think i had the real book of this! Haha. That junk food one or whatever. Shoulda known those niggas were high af.

[–]lotsofyousuck 5 points6 points ago

I remember my mom reading this exact book to me when I was younger. I'm 21 now. I always thought those candies looked preemo

[–]3DMonkey 1 point2 points ago

same here; when I was a kid I remember looking around for candy like that.

[–]WetCottonCandy 6 points7 points ago

I just read this to my son for nap time about 20 minutes ago.

[–]JoeCool888 6 points7 points ago

Their eyes are too white and opened too wide for them to be high.

[–]snacksident 8 points9 points ago

The eyes are open cause LOOK AT ALL THAT DAMN CANDY.

[–]ascotgavotte 3 points4 points ago

they used visine to keep Mama Bear from getting too suspicious

[–]Sammit87 2 points3 points ago

I'm the only one of my friends who's eyes don't turn red but they surely don't open that wide when I'm high.

[–]raybizzle 0 points1 point ago

My eyes don't get red as the devil's dick unless we smoke mids. Smoking heads, my eyes aren't as beat.

[–]ascotgavotte 0 points1 point ago

my eyes don't get red either even when I'm super high.

[–]Green2Black 1 point2 points ago

They used eyedrops.

[–]BeautifulLittleLies 0 points1 point ago

Well it is a children's book. Gotta be at least a little discreet.

[–]thenuge26 0 points1 point ago

Lol, I thought of this before I saw your comment. So I came prepared.

[–]SapientPearwood 3 points4 points ago

I remember wondering what the hell they were eating.

I also remember wanting to eat the shit out of all of it.

[–]Aldairion 0 points1 point ago

For real! I kept imagining those "Sweet Pops" that Papa Bear is eating to be some cotton candy/popcorn hybrid.

[–]GentiB19 3 points4 points ago

I sat here wondering for a good ten minutes wondering... would they really put the word high on a children's book? Then i see a giant "fuck" right next to it.

[–]Green2Black 2 points3 points ago

I want you to know: Uptoking this from 420-421 was very hard.

But I did it for you. Cuz this is awesome.

[–]sirusvilla 3 points4 points ago

the Galloping Greedy Gimmees. Classic.

[–]whywhywhyisthis 1 point2 points ago

These books were damn great.

[–]joeingo 0 points1 point ago

I still have a copy of this somewhere at my parent's place. This one always made me super hungry, their candy looks so good.

[–]dieorupvote -1 points0 points ago

So…this is legit?

[–]THUNDERCUNTMOUNTAIN 0 points1 point ago

Such an incredible read. I love candy.

[–]disobeyedtoast 0 points1 point ago

I can't tell if this ruined my childhood or made it better

[–]monstaro 0 points1 point ago

Mama bear is angry

[–]LubricatedVibrator 0 points1 point ago

They're faces...oh my god...so high...

[–]ganjsta 0 points1 point ago

This made my fucking day

[–]Aidanmcw 1 point2 points ago

Except the mom. She's low as fuck.

[–]bass_invader 0 points1 point ago

epic. best one of em all no doubt. must have read this a thousand times.

[–]mixa0 0 points1 point ago

I loved the books and the cartoon! This brightened my day. Thanks, ents

[–]HighFlyerMN 1 point2 points ago

mama bear does not approve of these shenanigans

[–]JCamx 0 points1 point ago

Mama bear is not happy about it.

[–]guns_of_navarone 0 points1 point ago

Except for mom, man she needs to chill, damn look how mad she is

[–]leftcommie 0 points1 point ago

[6] Didn't fall for it.

[–]Guitargoddess 0 points1 point ago

My favorite one too. Haha I love this.

[–]Uluvmylean 1 point2 points ago

I laughed way too hard at this

[–]hostclub 0 points1 point ago

It makes "dont talk to strangers" look like shit

[–]KevinBevinBoBevin 0 points1 point ago

i'm a berenstain bear right now. [7[

[–]the13bangbang 0 points1 point ago

I literally posted a better version of this picture and didn't get shit. Fuck r/trees

[–]Timelord55 0 points1 point ago

did anyone else read this in Jenna Marbles' voice?

[–]Brainmasher -3 points-2 points ago

Repost, newfag

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