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[–]itsFromTheSimpsons 47 points48 points ago

he doesn't need a binder, he already has a box

[–]Pseudophobic 22 points23 points ago

I thought you were referring to the box...

[–]nhuff90 16 points17 points ago

WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!?!?!!??!

[–]STLgeek 10 points11 points ago

You don't want to know...

[–]xStimorolx 0 points1 point ago

Semen.. Lots of semen.

[–]dude2818 0 points1 point ago

which he comes to for much more than ladies....

[–]FrostByte122 11 points12 points ago

Am I the only fucking guy who doesn't know what anyone is talking about with these binders?!

[–]petrov32 2 points3 points ago

Nope, confused Canadian here.

[–]Qinella 1 point2 points ago

Debate with Barack Obama on October 16, 2012. Mitt Romney claimed to have halted everything during some bullshit scenario because there weren't enough women on his staff. He demanded his minions find a qualified woman, so they went to a women's group, which produced a binder full of women, packed so full that stacked head to toe the binder women would reach Kolob. Just another totally true tale from a politician.

[–]Manaconda 12 points13 points ago

It's a 7 1/2" binder that curves ever so slightly to the left.

[–]GsusIsChord 4 points5 points ago

Binder? I hardly knew 'er!

[–]Manaconda 4 points5 points ago

I did not three prong with that woman!

[–]Lord_Cthulhu[S] 77 points78 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/jCJNE.jpg Have another one!

[–]sniffles_snort 20 points21 points ago

Three hole punch Bill

[–]cronos844 15 points16 points ago

Whatd i miss?

[–]jonathanrdt 19 points20 points ago

Honestly? Nothing.

Not getting things means you are focused on important aspects of your life. That's good, really good.

[–]ultrapepe 6 points7 points ago

Good on you confused redditor

[–]kissthegirl93 4 points5 points ago

You guys made me feel a whole lot better

[–]Lintheru 15 points16 points ago

I missed it too. Here you go:

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/10/17/binders-full-of-women-now-has-a-binder-full-of-jokes/

[–]HardDiction 5 points6 points ago

Quality journalism: "This is what other people wrote on social media sites LOL"

[–]atheistjubu 4 points5 points ago

Romney gave amusingly worded ad-lib response in a town hall debate in response to a question that essentially asked the candidate to pander as best they could to women. Every liberal is now making fun of the amusing wording.

[–]abpersonality 0 points1 point ago

I have no idea what it is either. I'm surprised I haven't seen an explanation on Tumblr or here yet. To the Google!

[–]Timett_son_of_Timett 9 points10 points ago

Romney made a comment during the debate about being handed "binders full of women" during the time when he was building his cabinet while he was Governor of Mass. It upset a lot of people and just kinda sounded dumb. I think that's everything. Jeez, I hope I'm not wrong.

EDIT: He wasn't handed them, he had to search for them.

[–]Divinux 1 point2 points ago

He said he had to search for them, but they were actually handed to him. He made no attempts to actually look for female candidates which kinda only makes it worse.

[–]abpersonality 2 points3 points ago

Ahhhh okay. I kept seeing posts about it everywhere, but no explanation of what happened. Thank you~

[–]wuy3 -3 points-2 points ago

The binder refers to the idea that when you go to a brothel, all the prostitutes on the menu are given to you on a binder for you to flip through and look at/choose.

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[–]deivijs 1 point2 points ago

Sorry, some people don't actively follow the USA election.

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[–]Controversial_Onion 7 points8 points ago

Reddit does not react well to clarification. Jimmies have clearly been rustled.

One downvote. You have one downvote. Stop being a drama queen.

[–]Callmewolverine 2 points3 points ago

Who was the coward that deleted their comment?

[–]Controversial_Onion 1 point2 points ago

Sorry, I can't remember.

[–]ROELtja 14 points15 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/Y3PCJ.gif

[–]ooy 23 points24 points ago

http://imgur.com/ELgg8

[–]Rixxer -2 points-1 points ago

Now I understand why old people like him! Oh god, it's the generational gap...

[–]hot_skillet 3 points4 points ago

Guys, stop saying this idea has already been used. Other people have already said this.

[–]bfogarty27 5 points6 points ago

5 of these on the front page today already. come on folks

[–]I-hate-reposts 1 point2 points ago

the horse is dead.

[–]PancakeTune 5 points6 points ago

Not quite. I thought I saw a twitch, or was that a fly just buzzing around? Anyway, hit it again!

[–]Shnazzyone 2 points3 points ago

Okay, we get it! The easiest jokes to make about the binder full of women comment all involve Bill Clinton.

[–]will_matic 0 points1 point ago

It's always eerie hearing the voice of the person on screen in my head when its only a still.

[–]skotgil 1 point2 points ago

Blinder, he said he's BLINDER about women.....

[–]BeARdBARIAN 0 points1 point ago

Our lord Cthulhu has spoken! Hail our dark lord!

[–]Lord_Cthulhu[S] 4 points5 points ago

Fhtagn

[–]Sultanoshred 0 points1 point ago

CMON DUDE black text white background!!!

[–]CRAG7 0 points1 point ago

This would be relevant if he made it.

[–]sadwer 1 point2 points ago

Hey, can we keep making jokes about Bill Clinton and the binder of women? I feel like, though we've certainly beat the thing into the ground, maybe we just haven't beat it into the ground enough.

[–]josephgordonreddit 1 point2 points ago

One of my professors was in New York during the whole Lewinsky thing (he teaches at the LSE). He gets in a cab and starts conversing with the cabbie, who finds out that the professor teaches at the LSE. The professor tells the cabbie that Monica went to the university.

He asked, "Did you ever see her around campus?"

My professor responded, "I never bothered to look under the desks or tables."

[–]ThepIGOFmigS261468 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else see OP's epic username?

[–]ZeldaFaggot 1 point2 points ago

This whole binder thing is stupid. Liberals are just as bad as conservatives when it comes to beating dead horses and making the respectable people who support either party look bad.

[–]Ezroll 0 points1 point ago

is mr. clintons hand supposed to look like a womans hand? like hes getting a bj right then>?

[–]Bigjon84 0 points1 point ago

Ok, someone please tell me... What the fuck is this binder thing??

[–]CannedSewage -1 points0 points ago

"Reminder: Political posts are not permitted in /r/funny. Try /r/PoliticalHumor instead!"

[–]zzt711 -3 points-2 points ago

Boo! This shit is "funny", pure gold!

[–]xLowDown -5 points-4 points ago

Anyone else listen to Bob and Tom this morning?

[–]ScumbagSpruce 6 points7 points ago

Nobody did. And they should all be proud.

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