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Being the sober person and everyone else is drunk.. (imgur.com)

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[–]UnFrzNd0g 36 points37 points ago

This is why I'm always the drunk one, It's more fun.

[–]Mydearchristofer 3 points4 points ago

If I was the receiving owl I would then proceed to shit all over the other owl

[–]alextheshah 25 points26 points ago

That's a ballsy repost, even the title is almost identical

[–]motoguy 11 points12 points ago

So i checked out that repost, and the first comment in there, is that it is almost an exact repost of someone before him. Repostception.

[–]imnotjoshpotter 2 points3 points ago

I was really hoping the link that this repost is reposted from was also a repost with another guy linking that it's a repost. I woulda cried

[–]AltoidNerd 0 points1 point ago

You'll have your repost wish. All you have to do is ask a friend to repost this repost. Then you can link to the comment on the repost that references the 2nd generation repost, of the original post. That should do it, PM me if you have any questions repost.

[–]brixschnack 0 points1 point ago

bot look at the moist owlet!! haha #lamepunracoon

[–]cooklesprout 7 points8 points ago

Is anyone else OVERLY amused by this picture?

[–]Lying_Flotus 3 points4 points ago

Repost Inception http://i.imgur.com/KndG1.jpg

[–]Jahhsh -1 points0 points ago

Fuck you bro you don't know shit

[–]Lying_Flotus 1 point2 points ago

LAY OFF ME BRO I BET YOU DON'T EVEN LIFT

[–]Jahhsh -1 points0 points ago

Hah bro I bench 350 6 times I could punch you in the face so good you couldn't even get mad

[–]Lying_Flotus 1 point2 points ago

Whoa ok bro I'm sorry I don't want to mess with that. DO YOU SMOKE TREE?

[–]onarampage83 1 point2 points ago

I kinda want this to be a .gif

[–]Apex___ 5 points6 points ago

Wow nice repost http://www.reddit.com/tb/tvzno

[–]ryanboomer -2 points-1 points ago

thank you, I've seen this post about 5 times already.

[–]CartmansEvilTwin 3 points4 points ago

It's not that bad. I stopped drinking over a year ago and of course it sometimes sucks to be the onlyone capable of getting someone home, but you can have a lot of fun though (best part: you can tell the drunkest guy exactly what shit he did the next day/week/whenever you meet him again)

[–]jack12354 1 point2 points ago

I agree. Being the not drunk one is pretty fun, because you can watch everyone make fools of themselves, and not worry about yourself.

[–]Americommie 5 points6 points ago

haha, this is the reason why I started drinking in the first place. Drunk people are so annoying when you aren't one of them

[–]TheChosenOne013 2 points3 points ago

Dude... You need some new friends if they are vomiting all over you...

[–]ecudorian 0 points1 point ago

someone needs to put arms on these birds

[–]iwasapolygon -1 points0 points ago

New work desktop background

[–]WileEWeeble -1 points0 points ago

Damn dude, you need better reflects.

[–]CaptainApples 1 point2 points ago

This is a repost from more than 3 months ago. But it's still funny.

[–]badculture 0 points1 point ago

I have two dogs, so I often have a handful of plastic bags in my jacket pocket. As in, 3 or 4.

This was a very handy thing the last time I had to DD.

[–]Fitzy1230 0 points1 point ago

AMEN OP AMEN...

[–]DENelson83 0 points1 point ago

Nice pun. I would have wiped up a mess with it.

[–]dabisnit 0 points1 point ago

Submit this to /r/photoshopbattles, I would love to see this one. However, there was already a bird one today. Perhaps wait till next week

[–]lilQQ 0 points1 point ago

It baffles me on how this picture has made the front page at least 8 times.

[–]Kr0nos 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, no idea what that's like. I don't drive to parties.

[–]mrmerrbs 0 points1 point ago

Is the most annoying first world problem.

[–]jecrois 0 points1 point ago

Where mah baby birds at?

[–]playaslaya31 0 points1 point ago

This picture was posted a couple months ago. Pretty much the exact same title.

[–]Kaylick 0 points1 point ago

I have learned that the only thing worse than being the only sober person is being the only drunk person.

[–]jjloees -2 points-1 points ago

Go home, owl.

[–]Detective_Verges -5 points-4 points ago

So sunday was my friends 21st birthday, and he and three other friends came to pick me up. He was pretty gone already, two others were buzzed and the third was stone sober. We all decided to go to the beach and buy alcohol and by my birthday buddy's idea get him "black out drunk. "

So after spending almost an hour for the three drunks to decide what alcohol they wanted, my buddy pick cherry flavor vodkas (tasted like nasty cough medicine) and we preceded to head to the beach. Once there my buddy whose birthday it was, let's call him J, and this other guy, let's call him A, drank the entire bottle themselves. J got what he wanted and A (who is only 18) I berely got buzzed.

J proceed to pass out on the sand as a cop rolled up and told us to gtfo, and me and A had to carry him to the bathroom (about 100 feet away) so he could throw up over 20 times and it took us about 20 minutes to get there. The whole time J believes he is playing that new game Xcom asking about our heath bar and the extraction point.

By the end of the night he was reciting the creepiest poem we have ever heard. And in the end it was funny to watch but really fucking annoying.

Tl;dr friend got way to drunk, thought he was in a video game, and recited creepy poetry.

[–]Maledettoie 0 points1 point ago

Gotta ask. What was the poem?

[–]Detective_Verges 0 points1 point ago

I am actually sitting with that friend now and he remembers reciting it and the poem is call the cold with in. He said he started to recited it because he had no idea where he was so was using it as point of time reference.

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