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[–]Ikinhaszkarmakplx2 169 points170 points ago

The ass is less of a concern. The spine is more problematic.

People don't really get or really underestimate the force exhibited on the spine during such fall.

[–]googie_g15 33 points34 points ago

I suffer from compression fractures on 3 of my vertebrae. I know this pain all too well.

[–]moikederp 30 points31 points ago

Watching his body react to that hit actually made my back ache a little bit. Injuries of the spinal column terrify me.

[–]googie_g15 10 points11 points ago

I am much more conscious of my back and anything related to it now. Frankly I'm lucky I can still walk after my back injury. Never take your spine for granted.

[–]Ihaveanusername 5 points6 points ago

Exactly my thought. I already have a bad back (i'm too young too), but the first thing I thought of was his back and the way he landed. Also, his tailbone could have been seriously hurt as well.

[–]BeatsbyChrisBrown 1 point2 points ago

Just ask Humpty Dumpty

[–]TierOne 327 points328 points ago

It would have hurt more to break the ice. If it was thick enough it could cut the shit out of you.

[–]CardboardHeatshield 181 points182 points ago

Also, good luck finding the hole you broke through on the way down when you're coming back up.

[–]shelldog 348 points349 points ago

He broke his hole trying to break a hole.

[–]xyroclast 81 points82 points ago

Yo Kumpel, hörte ich Sie wie Löcher, so dass ich ein Loch setzen in Ihrem Loch, so kann man Loch, während Sie Loch-ten sind

[–]HITMAN616 172 points173 points ago

According to Google translate... Yo dawg, I heard you like holes, so I put a hole in your hole, so you can hole while you are the hole

Edit: Btw, I love that Google translate knows how to spell "dawg."

[–]Szalkow 57 points58 points ago

"Kumpel" roughly translates as "buddy," "dude," or "mate." Google recognizes correctly that "Yo Kumpel" is intended as "yo dawg." Strangely, it does not seem to do this for any other language.

[–]tonguesplitter 13 points14 points ago

I believe "yo" is the pronoun I in Spanish, which could lead to some confusion.

[–]MicrowavedButthole 55 points56 points ago

Hey Kumpel! Ich hab' gehört dass Du Löcher magst, darum hab' ich ein Loch in Dein Loch gemacht, damit Du löchern kannst während Du im Loch bist.

FTFY in a more proper german. I'm German, I have the right to Nazi your mistakes!

[–]Coloneljesus 28 points29 points ago

But you did see them...

[–]iliveinabunkbed 0 points1 point ago

well yes... and... well... ok.

[–]luxury_pie 15 points16 points ago

Grammar nazi here: This is absolute bullshit and nearly 100% word-for-word translation, which is not an actual german sentence.

Actually: Yo Kumpel, ich hörte du magst Löcher, also haben wir ein Loch in dein Loch getan, so kannst du lochen, während du lochst.

I see myself out.

[–]Xenowar 7 points8 points ago

translation: "Yo dawg, heard I you like (as in similar) holes, so I a hole place in your hole, so you can hole, while you are hole-ten."

wat

[–]joe-doe 1 point2 points ago

EDIT: Someone already translated it.

[–]Nizzler 3 points4 points ago

yup, an a-hole broke his a-hole trying to break a hole.

[–]ani625 36 points37 points ago

He probably has a U-boat in there..

Germany.. U-boat.. get it? Never mind.

[–]dasunterseeboot 6 points7 points ago

I get it.

[–]Adventurer_Ted 8 points9 points ago

To be fair it was a pool so it's not like you could get too lost trying to find the original hole. Still not a smart idea though.

[–]Enterice 21 points22 points ago

After breaking through the pool, the shock of the water, the disorientation of the fall, you could get stuck under there pretty easily I would imagine.

[–]kyllingen 17 points18 points ago

As someone who has fallen through the ice, I can agree on this one.

[–]Zephrous 10 points11 points ago

as ice, I can confirm this.

[–]kyllingen 15 points16 points ago

So we meet again....

[–]Adventurer_Ted 1 point2 points ago

I suppose you're right. tips hat

[–]SexuallyTransmitted 0 points1 point ago

I'm curious, is it just a coincidence that your name is "Enter ice"?

[–]CardboardHeatshield 2 points3 points ago

Eh, I dont know. I still wouldn't try it.

[–]Sacrix 2 points3 points ago

While in a pool that wouldn't be really hard, it indeed is something to account for once you get under the ice. Contrary to popular believe, the gap is not a bright spot in most circumstances but rather a darker spot, since the ice around is brighter in illuminated surroundings. Especially when a layer of snow covers the ice, though this is not the case here.

[–]jeleu 30 points31 points ago

Freezing, can't move at all Screaming, can't hear my call I am dying to live Cry out I'm trapped under ice

[–]GertBrobain 8 points9 points ago

Go on...

[–]Szalkow 17 points18 points ago

Under the ice you will believe, under the ice you will be free: released from rotten thoughts, no more pain, no more gods.

Metal is always relevant.

[–]Nizzler 3 points4 points ago

I think cracked verterbae and a concussion trumps ice cuts

[–]Geronimo2011 0 points1 point ago

I find it pretty courageous to jump in water with outside temperatures whitch can make ice freeze so thick

[–]rach11 5 points6 points ago

can't decide between "which" or "witch"? why not both?

[–]Geronimo2011 2 points3 points ago

With wich witch? Yes, all of them.

[–]omegian 0 points1 point ago

31 degrees Farenheit?

[–]MindlessDreamer 1 point2 points ago

Very unlikely. You'd be surprised just how blunt cracked sheet ice actually is.

[–]cyberfinger 251 points252 points ago

Reminds me of the time Germany tried to invade Russia.

[–]Clauderoughly 74 points75 points ago

[–]BitchyFace 15 points16 points ago

[–]synthion 1 point2 points ago

This is a damn classy joke.

[–]BadMofeelius 25 points26 points ago

That has got to be a broken tailbone. That's like cannon balling into concrete!

[–]legumee 24 points25 points ago

[–]legumee 17 points18 points ago

[–]legumee 20 points21 points ago

[–]lifetothefullest54 1 point2 points ago

shit, I can only imagine the noise of all those ribs breaking...

[–]TheGiftt 73 points74 points ago

He should put some ice on that.

[–]lavacat 29 points30 points ago

Where the hell is he supposed to find some ice?

[–]roddiy 18 points19 points ago

WHAT IF HE DOESNT HAVE AN ICE MAKER?

[–]IsomerSC 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, then what's he going to break the ice with? His clearly thick skull?

[–]bigbadbootybitch 22 points23 points ago

I mean you just look at this and wonder... what the hell was his reasoning? Did he think it wasn't frozen? That's the only option in his favor. If he knew it was frozen and wanted to break it, he's just a dumbass.

[–]Machinax 48 points49 points ago

If reddit has taught me anything, it's that when the camera is turned on, the brain is turned off.

[–]unknownlegend[S] 175 points176 points ago

Original vid here. Upvotes to u/ProfessorBacterio.

[–]thirdfounder 110 points111 points ago

dear fellow redditor -- you must see the video to hear the sound that that dumbass makes on impact. some awful combination of hitting a pane of glass with a coin, a sharply-hit line drive and a fracturing tailbone.

[–]THEsolid85 39 points40 points ago

sounds like a fractured tailbone to me. followed by way more laughter than I expected.

[–]hinduguru 29 points30 points ago

Fractured self-respect

[–]twan398 16 points17 points ago

He should put some ice on . . . oh, right.

[–]Moonsocks 5 points6 points ago

The feeling in my fucking tailbone after hearing that shit. Oh my god.

[–]whatwouldscoobydo 2 points3 points ago

Shock does funny things to your head, man.

[–]efro4472 0 points1 point ago

Sounds more mother fucker fuck the fucking goat and my new bands called sqeeew." Right at :19

[–]TheFightingFarsi 6 points7 points ago

He took that surprisingly well.

[–]unknownlegend[S] 4 points5 points ago

This is true. It's brutal.

[–]Starburnz4ever 0 points1 point ago

actually hearing the sound makes it a LOT more funny.

[–]DancingWithKafka 1 point2 points ago

I nearly vomited when I heard that sound, jesus it made me physically spasm just seeing it.

That really disturbed me.

[–]steelfrog 12 points13 points ago

You should watch the video with the lady stepping on grapes.

[–]nath2411 8 points9 points ago

come on it wasn't that bad..

[–]anti_taco 5 points6 points ago

I am sick of people on reddit saying shit like this. That wasn't nearly bad enough for you to "nearly vomit."

[–]dustinyo 3 points4 points ago

Same with people that say they're crying about everything.

[–]anti_taco 3 points4 points ago

Onions, dust etc. So annoying.

[–]DancingWithKafka 12 points13 points ago

Seriously it was. I don't know why, and I agree I hate it when people say stuff like that, but that video really affected me.

[–]GrannyBacon81 3 points4 points ago

I agree, I can look at some pretty gory stuff and not be affected. When it comes to small things like stumping your toe, or cracking a tailbone it just sends shivers down my spine. I think it has to do with the mental image of your pointy bone tips ripping through your skin or something. Great I've made my tailbone and toe hurt now.

[–]EJ88 4 points5 points ago

I just clenched my butt, in hopes of protecting my tail bone from some unseen danger. I'm afraid to unclench again, so now I live in constant fear. Thanks for that.

[–]shawnaroo 2 points3 points ago

I think part of it is also seeing something that we have experienced and can more directly relate to. I've stubbed my toe and fallen on my ass and gotten paper cuts so I know exactly how it hurts and can "relive" it.

I've never had my arm ripped off by a piece of industrial machinery, and while I'm sure it totally sucks, I can't really put myself in that situation in my mind in any sort of realistic way.

[–]wanabeswordsman 3 points4 points ago

That sound was awful, I wouldn't put it past someone to nearly vomit. I didn't have quite that bad of a reaction, but it did make me twitch a little.

[–]MalaysiaTeacher 1 point2 points ago

Have you never skimmed pebbles on ice? The ice sheet amplifies the sound. It didn't sound like a bone breaking

[–]keith_weaver 1 point2 points ago

Your descriptive words alone have made me cringe and lose my appetite.

[–]raknor88 1 point2 points ago

what was really funny was that i think he told the wold to go fuck itself before he jumped and broke his ass.

[–]Whoa_Bundy 8 points9 points ago

THANK YOU! YouTube is blocked at work and I wanted to see this video when it was posted earlier. Now I can! You're doing God's work my friend.

[–]Arkanius1984 4 points5 points ago

your work is blocking youtube for you ? oO bad bad company the easiest solution is just to block reddit ^

[–]zuperxtreme 1 point2 points ago

[–]Zethzor 2 points3 points ago

You should make a gif that includes his gestures before the jump. Hilarious.

[–]unknownlegend[S] 10 points11 points ago

[–]stiverino 5 points6 points ago

it looks like he's pointing to the previous post.

[–]StupidSolipsist 0 points1 point ago

Or to the

Here it is!

That's so fucking meta...

[–]Sepperlot 2 points3 points ago

Upvote for linking to the source!

[–]BitchyFace 0 points1 point ago

The guy was a good sport.

[–]taco_tuesdays 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for this.

[–]ellisdeez 19 points20 points ago

find video on reddit

make a gif of it

use top youtube comment as title

[–]LizzyBeth88 6 points7 points ago

It took me 5 loops before I realized he wasn't Steve-O and that wasn't Jackass. I think.

[–]ProudOwner7 0 points1 point ago

It took me 7 times

[–]semiqolon 26 points27 points ago

Die arsch is bruised, but das bachk is possibly really hurt :(

[–]shelldog 28 points29 points ago

I've always wondered how to do a smiley face in a German accent. Thanks, friend! :)

[–]nsfw_reddits_acc 46 points47 points ago

True german smiley looks like this: Ü

[–]englabenny 24 points25 points ago

Ö ...that's amazing

[–]ReVo5000 9 points10 points ago

Ä is a mildly surprised face with a mustache?

[–]sortanos 1 point2 points ago

Äääh, was?

[–]llII 0 points1 point ago

Der Arsch

FTFY

[–]sortanos 1 point2 points ago

Der Arsch, there is nothing manlier than an ass ;)

[–]Fishooked 11 points12 points ago

FUCKING OW

[–]Jayson182 3 points4 points ago

It's weird how this always happens here.

The video was #2 on my front page. I watched it and thought, that would make an awesome gif.

3 on my front page, this gif.

Once again Reddit, you beat me to it and wounded my sense if individuality.

Cheers!

Edit for grammar... Like everyone else too :|

[–]Landsraad 3 points4 points ago

At the end it looks like he's going to make a model pose as he slides away.

[–]lmgur 1 point2 points ago

It really doesn't do the video justice.

[–]ApathyJacks 3 points4 points ago

Okay, now can someone do a reverse-job on that gif?

[–]wander7 4 points5 points ago

[–]sbjf 1 point2 points ago

Glorious.

[–]ThatIsMyHat 1 point2 points ago

[–]KEGEL_reminder 7 points8 points ago

[–]infamous-spaceman 2 points3 points ago

It was at times like this that Jesus wished he didn't have divine powers.

[–]luxury_pie 4 points5 points ago

Dear America, please stop trying to speak German. Horrible.

[–]deadlyspoons 3 points4 points ago

[–]duxup 1 point2 points ago

[–]Buckeyefan123 2 points3 points ago

He did nazi that coming

[–]Blabacus 0 points1 point ago

For some reason I can feel the exact pain he could have felt, just by watching that!

[–]proswordfish 0 points1 point ago

I don't think I can take winter either.

[–]MAD_JIHAD 1 point2 points ago

That was fast.

[–]tro1o1o1o1 1 point2 points ago

der arme arsch :(

[–]MissTian 0 points1 point ago

More like the tailbone!

[–]fckingmiracles -1 points0 points ago

I'd tap that.

[–]laderlappe02 1 point2 points ago

why is the caption in german?

[–]huffmonster 4 points5 points ago

the dudes in the video that this gif is from are germans. its top of the front page now for me.

[–]RandyRhythm 0 points1 point ago

Why...why would you this?

[–]Virus_in_the_Air 1 point2 points ago

That was quick..

[–]criticalnegation 0 points1 point ago

THAT'S a pelvic fracture :|

[–]Onlyhereforthelaughs 0 points1 point ago

Well, that saved me the trouble of opening Youtube.

[–]gnuy123 0 points1 point ago

animated jpg?!

[–]c1namber 0 points1 point ago

That's a broken coccyx

[–]FreDeliciaMD 1 point2 points ago

My back is hurting just for watching... The fuck man ?!

[–]FrostByt 0 points1 point ago

I knew he was going to have a bad time.

[–]Uebermorgen 1 point2 points ago

Scheiße, das hat sicher wehgetan

[–]GFandango 0 points1 point ago

Did he died?

[–]Dreadmonkey[!] 0 points1 point ago

That rustled my tailbone

[–]MiaVee 1 point2 points ago

I broke my coccyx when I was 11. 15 years later and it still hurts every day. Don't think I've ever winced as hard at a gif as I did at this one.

In b4 "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!" and I get spammed with gore :/

[–]carrot0101 0 points1 point ago

I read the title in Arnold's voice.

[–]floatablepie 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of a guy from my university years ago. He was rich, so he'd throw money at his friends to do really stupid shit so everyone could laugh. He paid a guy to jump through the frozen ice of the small pond on campus. Full on shoulder drop on the ice, and nothing but a bounce. The video was on youtube for a while, but I haven't been able to find it in years.

[–]iRegretNothing12 1 point2 points ago

As a german, i couldn't stop laughing!

[–]wodkovic 0 points1 point ago

was für ein Holzkopf :D

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Anyone that has had a tail bone injury just cringed with pain.

[–]goonfake 1 point2 points ago

If you reverse it, it is actually pretty amazing: http://reversegif.com/3ql2

[–]vananaberry 0 points1 point ago

Thank you to whoever gif'ified this, I was too lazy to watch the actual video.

[–]Alpinestarhero 0 points1 point ago

Absolutly perfect, a wonderful gif to the world.

[–]Twaddles 0 points1 point ago

Those were Russian's drinking soft drinks.

[–]llII 0 points1 point ago

Ah, mein Arsch!

FTFY

[–]lipsynchinglucy 0 points1 point ago

My butt hurt watching that

[–]ShaneFlann43 0 points1 point ago

That name is a nightmare. Im calling you Gregory

[–]sir_fappington 0 points1 point ago

He'll probably suffer from chronic hip and lower back pain for the rest of his life.

[–]allysonmitten 0 points1 point ago

YES thank you!

[–]jdpwnsyou 0 points1 point ago

So you took a gif posted on another comment thread for the content, a top voted comment from that thread to use as your title, and made and entirely new submission? C'mon man!

[–]sgt_P 0 points1 point ago

gaaaah you beat me to this.

[–]m00nY 0 points1 point ago

Voll aufs Steißbein, alter!

[–]jabbaj7 0 points1 point ago

more like mein tailbone O__O

[–]lysdxc 0 points1 point ago

ach, Hans, run?!

[–]FragdaddyXXL 1 point2 points ago

Ah, Reversed.

[–]dannyboylee 1 point2 points ago

Icy what you did there.

[–]Lorgramoth 1 point2 points ago

This story will be a nice icebreaker at parties.

[–]Nostrometheus 0 points1 point ago

My name is Steve-O, and this is Jackass.

[–]Aretha 0 points1 point ago

I once fractured my sacrum falling ass first down some wet stairs. This video is HORRIFYING, I know the pain too well. Everything hurts!!!

[–]rockthemike 0 points1 point ago

I'm sitting in the library and I could not help but yell "Oooooooooooooh!" out loud haha. Oops.

[–]kevinhugh91 0 points1 point ago

Nothing like underestimating freezing cold water.. Did he not realize he was fucked if he broke through ?

[–]SlutBitchHure 0 points1 point ago

kann es sein, dass immer mehr deutsche reddit entdecken? :D

[–]TheMisterBP 0 points1 point ago

ich kanns nich glauben mein der erste deutsche redditor den ich treffe

[–]lala989 0 points1 point ago

Learn from me!

[–]StoicGunner 0 points1 point ago

He thought he could break through.

[–]JangSaverem 0 points1 point ago

Boy, you just jumped right on that didnt you? 1 hour after the video already seeing the trend and slapping that into a gif. Bazoobs. I mean, the title doesnt even make sense unless you saw the video really so thats already a tell tale sign.

[–]critical_computer 1 point2 points ago

MEIN TEIL

[–]juancamdingo 1 point2 points ago

This video and .gif are both on the front page, and they are only 2 hours apart. Nice work Reddit.

[–]cougs52 0 points1 point ago

At least he already has the ice at hand to bring down the swelling.

[–]maztaim 0 points1 point ago

Sad you didn't get karma from the original video? Rip a gif.

[–]Hipstermankey 0 points1 point ago

Why a german title?

[–]Syren__ 0 points1 point ago

I saw this in video form and I did not want to watch it in class, so I hank you for the gif version.

[–]JustinFromMontebello 1 point2 points ago

He hit himself right in the Auschwitz

[–]FlorianNieuwendijk 0 points1 point ago

this is exactly how jesus must have felt

[–]shakycam3 0 points1 point ago

Quick! Put ice on it!!!

[–]Spicybagel 1 point2 points ago

Jesus at the pool.

[–]epicwinfield 0 points1 point ago

Ich liebe wen ich kann spreche deutsche mit meinem computerfreunds.

[–]withmorten 0 points1 point ago

*"Ah, mein Arsch!"

[–]Lauralie9 0 points1 point ago

If he's that stupid to cannon ball onto ice then he deserves it. And if he's too stupid to see the difference between water and ice then he still deserves it. It's called natural selection.

[–]SteamPoweredTroll 1 point2 points ago

jesus at the pool

[–]jxbobak 0 points1 point ago

The more I watch this the more I laugh

[–]mrjman3465 0 points1 point ago

jesus trying to do a cannon ball

[–]benjaminchaser -1 points0 points ago

How it feels to chew 5 gum.

[–]sandvik1 0 points1 point ago

Jesus jumps on water, breaks neck

[–]MrMurse 0 points1 point ago

It's all fun and games until somebody breaks their coccyx.

[–]arakain 0 points1 point ago

"Jesus at the pool" LOL

[–]rami32 0 points1 point ago

You should probably put some ice on that.

[–]willybiggs2000 0 points1 point ago

i like how it ends with a "deal with it"

[–]Typical_Asain 0 points1 point ago

Ich habe die Bombe in meine Katze!

[–]GETaylor 0 points1 point ago

Man I'm in pain just watching .

[–]Gk18hemeyer 0 points1 point ago

This is, without a doubt, the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life!

[–]BigKurt 1 point2 points ago

Jesus, you're drunk. Go home.

[–]ThorCoop 0 points1 point ago

thank god he didn't break through. it could have been way worse

[–]Dark_Pinoy 0 points1 point ago

[–]TalkativeTree 0 points1 point ago

I'm giving you an upvote, because I saw this video earlier, but it went to youtube. There was an ad so I said "fuck that;" if it wasn't for this gif I'd never had seen this.

[–]Pfrubby 0 points1 point ago

Could someone please make a failed "abandon thread" gif? Would look too sweet