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[–]Gigapwn 4 points5 points ago

I don't know.. his mouth looks suspect from where I'm sitting...

[–]gheost 0 points1 point ago

Yeah. Pretty sure that was drawn on.

[–]dableuf 5 points6 points ago

Chocolatine, FFS !

[–]Stepanovitch -1 points0 points ago

Yes, Chocolatine is the right way to say it! "Pain au chocolat" is just a piece of bread with a chocolate bar inside ...

Actually, they did a survey and it according to where you are coming from, the name is different :P http://blog.adrienvh.fr/2012/10/16/cartographie-des-resultats-de-chocolatine-ou-pain-au-chocolat/

[–]Rummy-O -1 points0 points ago

Everyone that said pain au chocolat is a sick fuck. Just kiddig. But it's chocolatine.

[–]sprawld[S] 0 points1 point ago

Ha ha! Menu. Encore. En suite.

I think it's clear that we only like French words if the French don't (or maybe it's vice versa?)

[–]m00t_vdb 0 points1 point ago

Die redneck !

[–]dystopika 3 points4 points ago

tears of unfathomable chocolate. now i'm hungry.

[–]stranger_with_candy 2 points3 points ago

I lived in France and ate these every day for breakfast on my walk to school. They may look sad, but they make my tummy oh so happy.

[–]Chronza 2 points3 points ago

You haven't had one of these until you've had one fresh out of the oven.

[–]OtaConnor 0 points1 point ago

They look like pugs

[–]8-bit_d-boy 1 point2 points ago

It looks like its in pain.

[–]Jean-Baptiste1763 0 points1 point ago

Of course they're sad! They're only happy when in someone's mouth!

[–]mavol 1 point2 points ago

I don't care if they look sad....they also look delicious!

[–]d_spaceley1 0 points1 point ago

J'adore ca!

[–]musical_note 0 points1 point ago

moi aussi!

[–]Dralun 0 points1 point ago

I believe these were the best part of my stay in France.

[–]musical_note 0 points1 point ago

yeah I went to France this summer and they were my breakfast and lunch as much as possible.

[–]la_guiri 1 point2 points ago

what's the word for these in english? i've only seen them in spain, being referred to as "napolitanas".

[–]wtrshpdwn 0 points1 point ago

Chocolate croissant

[–]la_guiri 1 point2 points ago

aren't croissants supposed to be crescent-shaped?

[–]wtrshpdwn 1 point2 points ago

Yes, but these are made w/ croissant dough and so that's what they are called in the states.

[–]MewsClues -1 points0 points ago

They're essentially croissants with chocolate in them, so this is correct. The literal translation is 'Bread to chocolate'.

Source; I'm a baker at a french patisserie.

[–]massaikosis -1 points0 points ago

i can't even make myself laugh, this is such a stretch. especially with the mouths drawn on

[–]A747CHICK 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure it knows what it did...

[–]Bnthefuck 0 points1 point ago

J'ai la DALLE!

[–]Squishy_Vengence 0 points1 point ago

That's because Pan Aux Raisin is sooo much fucking better!

[–]mildewygoodness 0 points1 point ago

Pain is right :'(

[–]LeckMich 0 points1 point ago

Please eat me.

[–]dragoncore74 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't matter; had chocolate

[–]Deadmirth 0 points1 point ago

If anyone is wondering, pain is french for bread, and is pronounced like "pan" with a very soft n.

[–]dovahkiin9862 0 points1 point ago

This actually brought me down.

[–]zragequitz 0 points1 point ago

Please don't eat me :(

[–]fr33birds33d 0 points1 point ago

Looks like E.T. and some sloths took a family photo.

[–]devlavaca 0 points1 point ago

Thank you. My first legitimate lol of the day

[–]chloeouimet 0 points1 point ago

*chocolatine or *croissant au chocolat

Source: I'm french canadian

[–]vintagekeelie 0 points1 point ago

I now feel like a jerk for consuming them in such a sad state. I could've at least provided some encouraging words before sending them to their death...

[–]interrobang604 1 point2 points ago

Chocolate pain.