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[–]StringMaple 586 points587 points ago

[–]poof312 165 points166 points ago

I must have the context to this gif, no matter how many downvotes it will cost me.

[–]lethargicwalrus 67 points68 points ago

My hero.

[–]ArchangelleOPisAfag 76 points77 points ago

How to karmawhore 101

  1. Find relevant gif

[–]DrStudMuffin 41 points42 points ago

Studmuffffffin... Son? Is that you?

[–]studmuffffffin 30 points31 points ago

Dad! Welcome to /r/muffins.

[–]Melvar_10 5 points6 points ago

post them on /r/reactiongifs :D

[–]The_Painted_Man 90 points91 points ago

Fuck you Karma! Imma post an irrelevant gif that is labelled as a jpg!

http://i.imgur.com/r2MtG.jpg

/Firstworldanarchists!

[–]gnSoul 24 points25 points ago

Something is wrong with half of that jpgif ._.

[–]Manial 6 points7 points ago

I think it's a failed cinemagraph.

[–]arinth 1 point2 points ago

What sorcery is this?

[–]milesd37 7 points8 points ago

Warning.... Don't click on phone... That is all

[–]HilarityEnsuez 8 points9 points ago

I looked all over for the phone... to not click it...

[–]xandan 2 points3 points ago

The context made it better!

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker 2 points3 points ago

I could watch that (on mute) for hours.

[–]Mega_Man_Swagga 59 points60 points ago

Forty, forty downvotes, ah ah ah.

[–]Rountree85 8 points9 points ago

I never understood why asking for the context of something gets you downvoted.

[–]RealBean 26 points27 points ago

[–]mynameisgoose 13 points14 points ago

Every time I see this, I'm reminded of one of the VP's in my office. Looks exactly like this guy.

Sucks that I laugh every time I walk by him. I'm going to get fired one day.

[–]entirely_irrelephant 10 points11 points ago

Well, I guess all you can do is make sure you never walk by his office looking like a penis, so as not to draw attention.

[–]Acronomicon 57 points58 points ago

[–]zeshtorm 2 points3 points ago

I have not seen that 'till now! Uh-mazing.

[–]Andokool12 58 points59 points ago

This reminds me so much of the Windowlicker music video

[–]petraman 40 points41 points ago

For the uninitiated (NSFW - Language and.... well, you'll see):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAt6jpBmHHM

One of my favorite music videos... Aphex Twin and Chris Cunningham are mad geniuses.

[–]HeronSun 8 points9 points ago

But we are initiated, aren't we, petraman?

And let's not forget Rubber Johnny

[–]Andokool12 4 points5 points ago

MAD I TELL YOU

[–]Hot_Wheels_guy 20 points21 points ago

That's 10 minutes long. 3 minutes in, all I've gathered is NIGGA NIGGA FUCK NIGGA NIGGA FUCK FUCK NIGGA FUCK, repeated nonstop. Can you summarize for me so I don't permanently damage my IQ by watching the rest of it?

Edit: my mood has actually noticeably worsened for having watched those 3 minutes. I'm afraid what I'd do if i watched all 10.

[–]lostrock 34 points35 points ago

Hint: watch the rest of it.

[–]Gary_the_Goatfucker 14 points15 points ago

I'm doing it. Once more unto the breach. Nothing ventured; nothing gained. Feet first into hell.

Wish me luck.

Edit: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT ISN'T AVAILABLE ON IPHONE.

Edit: Never mind, I Found it.

...

Wat

[–]TheMightyBarabajagal 3 points4 points ago

The video for come to daddy is also wat. I recommend it.

[–]petraman 8 points9 points ago

I'm afraid what I'd do if i watched all 10.

Just be prepared for a total mindfuck....

[–]Holcomb 2 points3 points ago

I want to know what your reaction was.

[–]Spacedementia87 2 points3 points ago

To which bit. I got really bored after about 7. Minutes.

[–]Andokool12 16 points17 points ago

thatsthepoint.jpg

Just keep watching please, you won't regret it.

[–]Horkersaurus 8 points9 points ago

Well he might still regret it. Just in an entirely different way haha.

[–]Dustin- 1 point2 points ago

It gets weird. Watch it.

[–]TheAwesomeinator 8 points9 points ago

It's actually 4 minutes of nigga nigga nigga until the song kicks in, I'm afraid.

You're oh so close.

[–]Zovistograt 4 points5 points ago

It's not like that for the whole thing. Don't worry, it gets wonderful.

[–]ajsatx 4 points5 points ago

There are a lot of bands that will lower your IQ, Aphex Twin is not one of them.

[–]dubadub 5 points6 points ago

wow I hate you so much for not watching the other 7 minutes of Windowlicker. sit still laddy.

[–]Iwearhats 2 points3 points ago

Indeed, but this has to be their best collaboration yet.

[–]DidMyWorst 4 points5 points ago

My first thought as well, but let's be honest, that's video is far more disturbing than this.

[–]carcrazy0214 13 points14 points ago

[–]Joshofawesome 5 points6 points ago

haha i forgot about that video. does anyone have a link?

[–]FeltRaptor 18 points19 points ago

[–]t0k4 8 points9 points ago

Thank you. You have made my life worth living.

[–]Super_Fly_Ninja 6 points7 points ago

The Katy Perry version is way better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o71kCuva4B4

[–]something_not_clever 162 points163 points ago

Don't worry internet masturbater: I feel for your plight. I'll dress up as a girl on chatroulette and I won't turn around until you are done!

[–]middlenameBatman 379 points380 points ago

Notice how he can't undo the bra strap. Clear sign it's a man.

[–]Sloppy1sts 419 points420 points ago

Notice how it looks like a man? Clear sign it's a man.

[–]C-4 18 points19 points ago

Straight man here, still jerked successfully in the seconds I thought it was a woman. I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed.

[–]Sloppy1sts 11 points12 points ago

So do you automatically whip your dick out and start furiously beating it for every remotely sexual image you see or are you making shit up?

[–]3019605275 25 points26 points ago

i assume every person on the internet is a man unless proof is had

[–]rkolb86 31 points32 points ago

Not true.

Man here...I can undo them with nearly a snap of the fingers.

Probably 10x faster than any woman could do herself.

[–]TheGreatWalk 43 points44 points ago

I would bet you could easily beat any woman at taking off someone else's bra, but one you are wearing yourself? Completely different ballgame

[–]Degausser616 74 points75 points ago

You forgot the part where you challenge the women of reddit to let you show them how fast you can take their bras off them.

[–]FuzzyMcWhiskers 23 points24 points ago

Make it so.

[–]SourMilk 12 points13 points ago

My favorite Warcraft II cheat code.

[–]pandemic1444 13 points14 points ago

I know I surprised at least one woman who clearly expected me to take longer.

[–]k80_ 4 points5 points ago

After years of taking my bra off every day I like to think I've got it down to an art. Can't take it off with my left hand though.

[–]soulcakeduck 11 points12 points ago

You need a logic class.

Saying: "can't undo strap" implies "is a man" is NOT logically equivalent to
saying: "is a man" implies "cannot undo straps."

There are men who can undo straps, but if there are no women who can undo straps, then his struggle proves he is male without proving that no male could do it.

[–]Afiki 2 points3 points ago

I think you mean if there are no women who CAN'T undo straps.

[–]judas22 0 points1 point ago

As a man who was just given this compliment, I can confirm this is possible.

[–]Ztiller 2 points3 points ago

But can you do it when you are wearing the bra? Unsnapping on someone else is not an achievment.

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[–]MikaelaFae 9 points10 points ago

Does anybody know the video version of this gif?

[–]IrrelevantLeprechaun 43 points44 points ago

Surely delivered.

EDIT: aaand the original gif comment was deleted. Now I look like an irrelevant chump. Thanks, bro.

[–]Vikaroo 4 points5 points ago

You rock.

[–]The-Tumbleweed 3 points4 points ago

I still love you.

[–]Pengin002 4 points5 points ago

Yes.

[–]guy_play_snare 3 points4 points ago

and a single man at that.

[–]heff17 85 points86 points ago

Love how the guy on the right doesn't change expressions in the least. Almost as though this happens all the time.

[–]biurb 22 points23 points ago

maybe he's a gif

[–]chejrw 35 points36 points ago

While I've never used Omegle, I've been lead to believe by Reddit and 4chan that this sort of thing is par for the course.

[–]CommanderCooper 11 points12 points ago

Hell, the course practically hands it out in pamphlets for advertisement.

[–]brianbrianbrian 15 points16 points ago

He's just glad the dude isn't flashing his junk.

[–]CommanderCooper 2 points3 points ago

Or disappointed that he wouldn't be?

[–]Winn_Ware 11 points12 points ago

I went on chatroulette once and it was about 75% penises, one couple having sex, a few guys asking to see boobs, and one group of guys that probably wanted to ask to see boobs, but didn't.

[–]goldgecko4 302 points303 points ago

If Reddit's taught me anything, it's that in this situation, you don't just log off: you look him straight in the eye and finish.

You have to establish dominance.

[–]Mekebra 79 points80 points ago

And then you pee on the camera to claim him.

[–]lethargicwalrus 9 points10 points ago

Like a champ.

[–]Aburritogun 20 points21 points ago

Drewmalino is the guys channel on youtube, this was in a series called "Chatroulette fun" He's made 25 of them

[–]EnsoElysium 73 points74 points ago

He has amazing hips, seriously.

[–]OneCello 22 points23 points ago

The dude has moves.

[–]Fawful 39 points40 points ago

Hips do lie, fucking Shakira lied

[–]ambachan 36 points37 points ago

No, she said HER hips don't lie, she didn't say jack about everyone else's hips.

[–]Gluttony4 5 points6 points ago

Dude has a better girly ass than me. And I'm actually a girl. :/

[–]trism 235 points236 points ago

Very womanly hips, but you can tell its a man from the shoulders and arms.

Didnt stop me from fapping but.

[–]Unathana 72 points73 points ago

Not really womanly hips. Gif hadn't even loaded and I knew it was a man. Hips are too narrow, shoulders too wide. Them ain't baby birthin' hips.

[–]CodPiece89 10 points11 points ago

pretty goddamn obvious what the gif was the moment it loaded because why the fuck else would it be in r/funny

I PROMISE you that you wouldn't have known as fast otherwise, perception is everything and you perceive this depending how you came into it. Funny: meaning is probly a dude.

As a gay male, however, i'd fuck the guy dancing

[–]The_Last_Melon14 206 points207 points ago

Ya could only wait 2 hours to repost? Come on OP

[–]husky26 89 points90 points ago

  1. Browse /r/gifs
  2. Post in /r/funny
  3. ?????
  4. Profit

[–]Fuck_is_my_password 26 points27 points ago

And both are on the front page at the same time.....

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 22 points23 points ago

I clicked the blue link and was slightly confused as to how I was back in an old thread.

[–]bobbybusche 4 points5 points ago

I clicked this one first, then saw the one on r/gif's and thought "Mothafucka.." Then saw that he posted it first. Mothafucka revoked.

[–]erondites 8 points9 points ago

I was momentarily confused when this was the top of my front page.

[–]Justascienceteacher 5 points6 points ago

Welcome to Reddit. You're going to see shit again.

[–]bobbybusche 2 points3 points ago

And again...

[–]Luanee 145 points146 points ago

The guys face when he turns around and falls over laughing... XD

[–]Nazo10 45 points46 points ago

Daniel tosh in his early years.

[–]Pants_R_Overatd 34 points35 points ago

We need a Nigel Thornberry version immediately.

[–]denMAR 16 points17 points ago

Don't you hate when this happens?

[–]IFiNished 4 points5 points ago

2 and #11 on /r/all.....

[–]patient-zer0 6 points7 points ago

I dig. Come on over!

[–]lethargicwalrus 2 points3 points ago

Come all over!

...I regret this.

[–]Pawtang 3 points4 points ago

To be fair that was super obvious

[–]ISeeYourOtherHand 6 points7 points ago

After a few minutes of that, I wonder if he hit the point where you realize that even though you're fucking with people, you're still stripping for men on the Internet.

[–]kawfey 3 points4 points ago

/r/all #3 and 4 are the same thing. Come on guys.

[–]lp21 13 points14 points ago

Nice repost you ass.

[–]supermegafuerte 10 points11 points ago

If you have an internet connection why wouldn't you just look up porn!? I will never understand this!

[–]o_how_i_scorn_thee 10 points11 points ago

it's called voyeurism.

[–]MR_WITTY_RESPONSE 18 points19 points ago

My boner is disappointed

[–]wittyusername2 40 points41 points ago

...Father?

[–]VelTor 2 points3 points ago

You are a fucking reposting son of a bitch.

[–]spiderman_spiderman 2 points3 points ago

Why is this gif on the top front page two times as of this moment.

[–]MF_Doomed 2 points3 points ago

This was just in r/gifs. You should change your name to OPwantsyourkarmabywayofreposts.

[–]bagrove[!] 29 points30 points ago

As a gay man, I'd be ok with this.

[–]fartpoopandpee 8 points9 points ago

Ha, gay.

EDIT: We fucking get it with the community reference already. Fuck.

[–]Miss_Savvy 19 points20 points ago

._. I am disappoint. I wanna try this but I'm a chick D;

[–]unicornon 15 points16 points ago

dress up as a dude and pretend to jerk off, I guess?

[–]SkippyRodriguez 39 points40 points ago

Try it anyway.

[–]generouscumshaw 4 points5 points ago

yeah, for science or whatever.

[–]not_a_troll_for_real 1 point2 points ago

Hey look a repost.

[–]Karuzake 1 point2 points ago

This is right below the same gif posted 3 hours earlier -_-

[–]alldayeveryday 1 point2 points ago

REPOST OF THE TOP LINK

[–]shaggietv4 2 points3 points ago

If the did that to me as soon as they show their face i would smile in the most sexual way and start unzipping my pants and just keep staring without blinking.

[–]Chemal 5 points6 points ago

You can't even wait more than a few hours to repost this?

[–]DrizztInferno 4 points5 points ago

repost

[–]_jsquared 5 points6 points ago

Repost

[–]andrewtuckr 2 points3 points ago

Am I seeing double? Nope. It's on my frontpage twice.

[–]tenacious-g 2 points3 points ago

Really? I saw this on the front page literally an hour ago. At least give it a few hours.

[–]Aserian 3 points4 points ago

2 hour repost! http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/11ljvt/webcam_stripping/

On front page at the same time!

[–]internet_butt_raper 6 points7 points ago

Two of the same .gifs on the front page at once who would have thought.

[–]ThatGuy773 2 points3 points ago

Oh, i love Drew malino

[–]blitzkriegpunk 2 points3 points ago

That maniacal laugh. LMFAO!!!

[–]jralston123 0 points1 point ago

literally JUST saw this an hour ago....its like two links up from here on my front page....

[–]PollysLithium 0 points1 point ago

I love how both posts of this gif are on the front page. the other one from r/gif has more up votes though.

[–]KoreanDogEater 0 points1 point ago

To all horny guys on chatroulette/omegle: If the girl's shoulders are wider than her hips, she is either really really buff, or she's a he. Usually.

[–]Eighteen_Cupcakes 0 points1 point ago

I think its more embarassing to wiggle your ass in a bra than to hope to see tits

[–]partylikeafratstar 0 points1 point ago

If you couldn't tell from the shoulders, then you deserved it. His reaction was hilarious though.

[–]chrisgrizle 2 points3 points ago

To all the guys Jerking off on chatroulette/omegle....WOULD it kill you to shave your balls?!

[–]DancesWithDaleks 2 points3 points ago

He's a much better stripper than I am. I'm a chick and I can't move my hips like that at all.

[–]JaffElation 3 points4 points ago

Can someone PLEASE turn this into a Nigel Thornberry?

[–]masterbard1 2 points3 points ago

this guy is like a young Jim Carrey hahahah

[–]DangerTits 2 points3 points ago

I dont know whats better, how quick he left or the guys reaction to how fast he left.

[–]Ryugi 2 points3 points ago

I'm 90% sure I heard that guy's evil laughter through the gif.

[–]wtfsystem 2 points3 points ago

Obviously a males back. It's like these guys have never seen a girl naked.

And with the amount of free porn there is, that is inexcusable.

[–]TheEdThing 2 points3 points ago

surprise motherfucker

[–]festering 4 points5 points ago

You could at least say it's a cross post from /r/gifs, you cumguzzling fagsniffer.

[–]AitchDavis 3 points4 points ago

I can fap to that.

[–]fubk8 3 points4 points ago

DOWNVOTE BOOOOO REPOST KARMA WHORE BOOO

[–]DangerGraves 3 points4 points ago

Damn, I'm jealous of that dudes hips.

Sincerely- A chick

[–]FattyMcPatty 1 point2 points ago

The guy on the left kind of looks like danny elfman

[–]67velle4u 1 point2 points ago

Pure freaking win

[–]Rx_Boner 1 point2 points ago

Is there a video showing to entrance to the room to capture his parents reaction?

[–]MommaMuff -1 points0 points ago

I knew for sure it was a man when he had to use two hands to undo the bra.

[–]srsyracuse 0 points1 point ago

His laugh is so maniacal haha

[–]nakon -1 points0 points ago

Not seeing the problem :3

[–]mentalmentalist 0 points1 point ago

It's surprisingly easy to make a fake female webcam thingy. Threads on 4chan collecting gifs for deception to chatroulette are quite common.

Sorry friends, you're still gonna have to go outside to meet girls. Some don't like it when you walk up to them, but as long as you leave them alone when it's clear they're not interested it's not a huge deal, even if they want you to think it is.

[–]s0weird 0 points1 point ago

priceless

[–]UnitedStatesGov 0 points1 point ago

I'd hit it.

[–]Ginodon 0 points1 point ago

i actually thought it would be an "i know that feel bro" gif or something. sadly surprised.

[–]sawyer779 0 points1 point ago

Its all a bunch of dudes whacking off to the camera on omegle these days

[–]hatzeldoouhl 0 points1 point ago

So when I first saw this I was all like, this looks like something Andrew would do... and it was fucking Andrew! Someone from my high school is on the second page of reedit! I'm humbled.

[–]gus2144 -1 points0 points ago

I like his face of disgust at the end.

[–]Murry33 -1 points0 points ago

I think I'd be embarassed to be either of those dudes...

[–]Reticul -1 points0 points ago

Look at those shoulders, super feminine amiright?

[–]kindofabigdyl 1 point2 points ago

Michael Cera?

[–]FeculentUtopia 0 points1 point ago

You make the world a better place. <3

[–]Aspel -1 points0 points ago

Aww come on, why'd he stop?

[–]el___diablo 0 points1 point ago

Both those guys enjoyed it far too much.

[–]Cormorrant 0 points1 point ago

I just don't get why you'd sit there hoping to find a girl stripping. That is just poor time management.

[–]Reduc 2 points3 points ago

I know right.

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[–]Drag_QueenScene 1 point2 points ago

That guy with the bra is GORGUSSSS

[–]aguyonline 0 points1 point ago

Bringing sexy back.

[–]StudentOfMind 0 points1 point ago

I always wonder why the guy watching never counter-trolls and says "why'd you stop?"

[–]Mad_Hatter96 -1 points0 points ago

not sure about everyone else but i immediately knew it was a guy on the left because of his muscle tone... just saying >_>

[–]Fuck_it_im_fapping 1 point2 points ago

OP would not have wanted me in his chat - 10/10 would have finished he's got a purdy mouth.

[–]bigmanbeats 1 point2 points ago

And then he realizes he's only doing it because he secretly likes wearing a bra...

[–]fiendly 0 points1 point ago

I've done this except I'm a little chub so I had the boobs. When I showed them they knew I was a guy, at times I got thumbs up from guys masturbating.. Yeah... My girlfriend made me do it.

[–]mbrooke94 1 point2 points ago

My fiancée used to do that all of the time. He has a really lucious beyonce booty. Never failed.

[–]overly_sarcastic24 -1 points0 points ago

Obvious dude is obvious.

[–]schm087 0 points1 point ago

[–]bannedlol 0 points1 point ago

Its a trap!

[–]rberg89 1 point2 points ago

COPY PASTA

[–]monsterluv -1 points0 points ago

Didn't have to watch the whole thing. Already now its a dude.