My reaction when my boyfriend "accidentally" ejaculated on me.

imsparticus · 2012-10-17T10:10:52+00:00

"accidentally" ejaculated? Was it a such a surprise? What were you doing? Having breakfast - youre reading the newspaper, he asks you to pass the maple syrup for his pancakes and spontaneously ejaculates on you for no reason?

Ryal1 · 2012-10-17T13:20:35+00:00

Anyone else come here to figure out how the toilet paper launcher works

MrBokbagok · 2012-10-17T10:44:41+00:00

Jesus, this thread got really creepy really fast.

something_not_clever · 1 day

Ejaculate on him and then you'll be even!

CarChaseCity · 1 day

Trust me, It's never an accident.

Rasta_Man69 · 2012-10-17T12:44:40+00:00

AHH SKEET SKEET SKEET

Topheavybrain · 1 day

Um, we all would. I usually ask before though.

magikbiped · 2012-10-17T09:57:35+00:00

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5ySnbfWLYA&feature=plcp

Sleevie · 1 day

So you screamed and tried to wipe it off as he kept jizzing on you? Your sex life must be pretty interesting.

Gengar1221 · 2012-10-17T10:44:29+00:00

PvP is so great.

Kalanth · 2012-10-17T13:42:42+00:00

That was no accident, you boyfriend is just a good actor.

pawlesome · 1 day

someone's on a roll

underwatr_cheestrain · 2012-10-17T15:04:53+00:00

What is that magical device, and where do I acquire it.

Pinaplexpress · 2012-10-17T10:04:50+00:00

picture or it didn't happened

Joliet_Jake_Blues · 2012-10-17T08:58:51+00:00

http://imgur.com/16nlZ

I'd shoot it on/in you too.

el_chief · 1 day

you made him make a video of him shooting you with toilet paper?

Quietbetrayal · 2012-10-17T13:22:13+00:00

So you have no problem posting nude pictures for complete strangers on the internet, but when your boyfriend cums on you that's a step too far..? Also how does he accidentally cum on you. This whole thing just confuses me greatly.

Hrel · 2012-10-17T16:39:15+00:00

You stfu and like it! You should be honored to wear his cum! You monster.

IrishPub · 1 day

It's wise to make a separate account if you plan on posting to r/gonewild.

Vaelerie · 1 day

I've never minded it at all

missa9 · 1 day

JESSE! You're wasting the toilet paper! STOP! You're using this...ALL of it.

chriscancook21 · 1 day

First time that I've checked a confirmed female redditors history for posts to r/gonewild posts and actually found them. I feel like I've accomplished some thing today.

anoncy · 2012-10-17T11:05:57+00:00

Can't really blame the guy, should just try to avoid the eyes really.

Ridin4The2Ganja0bus · 2012-10-17T11:27:59+00:00

Such a waste of tp.

ANGRY_OLD_BEARD · 2012-10-17T11:34:55+00:00

silly girl, that's toilet paper, not man's juice!

ressination · 2012-10-17T11:39:13+00:00

supallama · 2012-10-17T11:46:03+00:00

normally no accident, also I have to make this... toilet paper gun?

fuzzylawl · 2012-10-17T11:46:54+00:00

So, might anyone here know how to actually construct one of these magical toilet paper shooting devices?

GeorgePukas · 2012-10-17T13:37:53+00:00

You pulled out your TP gun and went to town on him?

griter34 · 2012-10-17T13:50:01+00:00

Wow. That's talent.

MusicMagi · 2012-10-17T13:52:56+00:00

I never get sick of watching this

Gregoff · 2012-10-17T15:11:35+00:00

Must have been like fighting a leaky glue gun

takemedrunkimhomeKEG · 2012-10-17T16:24:43+00:00

As a married female, I know now that it is never an "accident".

420sz · 2012-10-17T16:34:32+00:00

dat is a lot of semen

adzug · 2012-10-17T17:23:33+00:00

its fun to lightly torture the people you love because you cant lightly torture complete strangers. you can but they might not get the joke. i once got into a one sided argument with a serious woman on how i think joking about rape can sometimes be funny, but if you hafta explain a joke youll never get through to the person.

Zorr70 · 2012-10-17T17:33:29+00:00

Is this magic? I want one. But how?

swingman06 · 2012-10-17T18:17:05+00:00

Scan or ban!

2makealongstoryshort · 2012-10-17T18:39:36+00:00

Reason I love the phone app.. I watch it before I read the title.. And I am never disappointed.

OtaConnor · 2012-10-17T19:00:39+00:00

Bitch has no sense of humor

Bronze_Alien · 2012-10-17T20:14:47+00:00

PVP SAAAAAN!!!!

endporn · 2012-10-17T21:36:34+00:00

REPOST!

MechaArif · 2012-10-17T22:53:52+00:00

/r/gonewild pics?

nigrar · 1 day

huh. I thought cumin on the girl was a given.

ItchyPickle · 1 day

If I had that much semen in me, I would've "accidentally" ejaculated as well.

charliesmitty · 1 day

I want that thing where can I find one / learn how to make it?

bluemirror · 1 day

God damn you are sexy

lammaslayer · 1 day

Definitely a repost but still funny as hell...

neir · 2012-10-17T10:44:56+00:00

Go with the flow, baby.

GovmentTookMaBaby · 2012-10-17T17:42:57+00:00

You sound like you are "accidentally" a bitch a lot of the time.

Ahnenglanz · 2012-10-17T13:44:58+00:00

As my completely honest questin id like to ask where he normally ejaculates? Into some tupperware to put it into the fridge for bad times?

If i see it correct there is just a karmawhore mentioning her own sexlife to get upvotes from all the 16 year old virgins in here...

amcuriosity · 2012-10-17T11:27:04+00:00

Walk me through this. What was the original plan in relation to ejaculation? Did you have any contingencies?

Kaceymack · 2012-10-17T14:35:36+00:00

Where was he supposed to ejaculate? In a condom, a sock, his boxers?

BurntTheToast · 2012-10-17T17:35:20+00:00

Girl post: check Something sexual: check Welcome to the front page.

OHAI_DERE · 1 day

Heh.. I've never had a girl complain about that. Usually enjoy it.

Edit: Why the fuck are people down voting this? This subreddit is retarded.

Yelnik · 1 day

stfu

FartSaladSandwich · 1 day

I actually run this rig in reverse when I ejaculate.

Salmonius · 2012-10-17T09:48:15+00:00

You should dump him, I would never cum on you without asking first ;)

cale69er · 2012-10-17T10:03:12+00:00

"Accidentally" sure

_LeMonkeyFace_ · 1 day

virginity is a priceless gift. yet some give it away carelessly. it is the biggest mistake anyone can do cos whatever the reason you will regret it. it is like giving a large sum of money to someone and discovering later you gave it to the wrong person and now the person is gone...and so is the money.

i was made to feel miserable by my school mates when the found out that i am still a virgin. everyday they teased and it when on till i couldnt take it anymore. then one day i told them, 'at anytime i want i can be like you, but even if you try, you can never be like me.' that shut their mouths.

Sp4rtaN25 · 2012-10-17T11:39:44+00:00

When you "accidentally" post a repost.

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