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[–]Gillm10 8 points9 points ago

Pretty much the result of every pick up line I use

[–]deja-vu-comment 17 points18 points ago

That dog should play soccer.

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[–]juxtaposition21 2 points3 points ago

You could probably play soccer with that dog

[–]MAXAMOUS 3 points4 points ago

Woof.

SHUT YO FACE!

[–]spexau 4 points5 points ago

[–]questionnottheuser 1 point2 points ago

What, bitch? You NEVER raise your voice at me.

[–]TeRedditUser 11 points12 points ago

Cats are jerks

[–]The_Finglonger 6 points7 points ago

Yes they are. But stating that on reddit is suicide.

[–]alejo699 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, yeah, you hate cats and you have to tell us. What is with this compulsion? I hate children and I'm not always te -- uh, never mind.

[–]TeRedditUser 0 points1 point ago

Show me where I said that I hate cats...

[–]alejo699 0 points1 point ago

Show me where you missed the joke....

[–]TeRedditUser 0 points1 point ago

I'm not much of a 2pm person...

[–]Ihavea17lbweiner 2 points3 points ago

That's exactly what happened to my husband when he "accidentally" called me a cunt in the shower when I "accidentally" sprayed cold water on him.

Sorry for the run on sentence. Too lazy to clean it up.

[–]redditisrealterrible 2 points3 points ago

congrats on your homosex marriage "Ihavea17lbweiner"

[–]a_sloth 2 points3 points ago

cats are true assholes of nature

[–]claboogy 1 point2 points ago

This is not a jpg.....

[–]pyrostarr 2 points3 points ago

I like that the dog just takes it.

[–]strobexp -1 points0 points ago

If this is a boxer: If boxers weren't such loveable pussies he'd have his way with that katze

[–]Atlasus -1 points0 points ago

100% german

[–]Last_Epiphany 1 point2 points ago

I love how you can see the cat thinking "What the fuck did you just say to me bitch?"

[–]viperslate13610 -1 points0 points ago

Cat Wins! Flawless Victory!