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[–]fuocoso 103 points104 points ago

[–]raVensc2 20 points21 points ago

Doing god's work.

[–]pulezan 13 points14 points ago

The lazy appriciate it.

[–]LuridTeaParty 3 points4 points ago

Blessed be the lazy who inherited the Earth.

[–]nucleargenocide 2 points3 points ago

you are part of the reason why reddit is glorious

[–]zed_zed_top 19 points20 points ago

Creative title level: Gem

[–]StraY_WolF 2 points3 points ago

This joke creativity level: Zero

[–]Teekoo 3 points4 points ago

The title doesn't deserve a witty joke.

[–]Kyle_Crafty 10 points11 points ago

The comment has 1749 thumbs up now O.o

[–]OrangeSimply 3 points4 points ago

The reddit effect.

[–]chewp911 12 points13 points ago

On top of all the fucking idiot comments "DUR HUR REDDIT!!"

[–]IveGotDippingSticks 1 point2 points ago

THUMBS UP IF LE REDDIT BROUGHT U HERE XD

[–]Spartan09 5 points6 points ago

I heard they travel in single file to hide their numbers.

[–]Captainmalreynolds 5 points6 points ago

And these cap points, far too accurate for Dasanis. Only Imperial Aquafinas are so precise

[–]DR_Alsworth 6 points7 points ago

Where is the coma between the amount of views?

[–]sulta 13 points14 points ago

Silly, people can't view youtube videos when they're in a coma.

[–]Portashotty 0 points1 point ago

Can't you read? He said BETWEEN views.

[–]raven12456 1 point2 points ago

Imagine how hard it would be to keep up on recent videos going into comas between each one.

[–]CorneliusJack 2 points3 points ago

Why does the slow-mo has Duke Nukem 3D sound-effect?

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 0 points1 point ago

Hey look, another YouTube comment, let's go kill ourselves now.

[–]hide_plain_sight 1 point2 points ago

That has nothing to do with wisdom.. Funny smart ass comment though.

[–]imawesomer 0 points1 point ago

I bet this guy felt like Aragorn.

[–]heyitstval 0 points1 point ago

I thought this was Ken M for a moment.

[–]always_useful 0 points1 point ago

Break in captivity?

[–]ecklcakes 0 points1 point ago

I genuinely was trawling youtube just yesterday and got to this video at some point. It took a while to find my way back out of youtube again.

[–]TheSacredUser 0 points1 point ago

Genius.

[–]purplesteve5 0 points1 point ago

I want to upvotes but this post is so 1337

[–]Noway_Man 0 points1 point ago

Why can't I ignore the spelling error in that comment: break in captivity -> bred in captivity

[–]f0rcedinducti0n 0 points1 point ago

Some where there are people with out clean drinking water who would be watching this mouths agape.

[–]TigerWylde 0 points1 point ago

they have no water but have the internet and youtube?

[–]f0rcedinducti0n 0 points1 point ago

if they were to be shown it...

[–]TiGeRpro -3 points-2 points ago

Please stop posting youtube comments.

[–]Bazingabowl -1 points0 points ago

I'm impressed by the one top half that comes to rest still mostly full of water.

[–]Mountain-Face -1 points0 points ago

No, youtube is a video hosting website, it's the users that make the posts, you fucking idiot.

[–]toohardtoswallow -1 points0 points ago

How do you even get a knife that sharp?

[–]sgt_backpack -3 points-2 points ago

i feel like he just wounded the first bottle in the slow-mo clip. it probably bled out but still......how do we know???