this post was submitted on
1,011 points (70% like it)
1,713 up votes 702 down votes
shortlink:

WTF

subscribe2,141,703 readers

4,604 users here now

New Rules:

  • No screenshots (e.g. Facebook, Youtube)
  • No memes, captioned images.
  • No rage comics
  • No politics / posts with political implications - Includes Activism, Call for public outcry etc.
  • No re-hosted web comics
  • No begging for upvotes
  • No links to reddit
  • Personal information is not allowed and will be removed, repeat offenders banned
  • Links to facebook are not allowed
  • NSFW posts must be tagged or will be removed.
  • Gore and Porn are not by default WTF, consider posting the more extreme stuff to /r/spacedicks

All (& only) things that make you say WTF. The moderators of /r/WTF reserve the right to moderate posts for not being WTF and would be more appropriate in more relevant subreddits.

Thanks to licenseplate for the excellent logo & thanks to humansmartbomb for the previous logo

Please DO NOT post personal information

Such posts or comments will be removed and offenders may be banned. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.

Shout Outs:

/r/weird

/r/creepy

/r/creepy_gif

/r/offbeat

/r/WTFart

/r/NSFW_WTF

/r/sfw_wtf

/r/BugWars

/r/awesome

/r/toosoon

/r/mildlyinteresting

/r/FanTheories

New: /r/tifu

New: /r/MorbidReality

New: FUCK GAWKER

Exceptions to the rules can be granted by the moderators; The moderators of /r/WTF reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.

a community for
to anything interesting: news article, blog entry, video, picture...
message the moderators

MODERATORS

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

1010
1011

Found on the island of Majorca... (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by PedroPietro

all 39 comments
sorted by:
best
best
top
new
hot
controversial
old

[–]Ritius 17 points18 points ago

In case anyone is wondering, the alligator is the Lacoste brand logo, which is being fucked (by itself) which makes it a 'ho.' So Holocoste... it's tenuous.

[–]nimitzhunter 12 points13 points ago

And it also sounds like Holocaust.

[–]Ritius 2 points3 points ago

That's the part I don't understand, exactly...

[–]leftabitcharlie 0 points1 point ago

Trollocaust?

[–]Ritius 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha, I uh, well... so they're trolls behind the rage-faces? Why??

[–]Frago242 0 points1 point ago

Binders full of alligators

[–]aloeicious 5 points6 points ago

YOLOCOSTE.

[–]thersoiv -2 points-1 points ago

That's what I was thinking, except for #YOLOCOSTE.

[–]down_vote_magnet 0 points1 point ago

myheadisfulloffuck.jpg

[–]harriest_tubman 0 points1 point ago

Why is the green alligator also the black alligator? Is it being fucked by its shadow? Is that a testament to our current worldview? Are we all just getting fucked by our own shadows?

[–]deidru 1 point2 points ago

the black alligator is new to locoste branding, about five years. it marked the young/cool products. mostly done on screen print tshirts where having a colored tshirt would clash with the emerald alligator. this promo ran along side ralph Lauren's big pony till they made big alligator. the black alligator on the Polo is usually a sign of counterfeit, along with the olive gator. i think the point is that it's representing trendiness and a guy only screwing what's hot.

source: Ralph Lauren specialist.

[–]400asa 1 point2 points ago

I don't know, man, it's a black gator. That could put the pun on "hollow", but then it doesn't explain the holocaust part. If it was a racist comment about black people making babies with green people thus threatening the pure green population of extinction, a form of "holocaust", then it would make more sense. And also, it's racist.
But I don't know the first thing about the green people in Majorca.

[–]deidru 1 point2 points ago

the black gator is locoste's trendy line, thusly being hollow. it's designed for bright colored shirts so it didn't clash with the emerald gator. royal blue + emerald = just no.

[–]jacdelad 11 points12 points ago

Where is Majorca? I only know Mallorca...

[–]avw94 9 points10 points ago

I only know of Majora and her mask.

[–]Brony_Starstruck 2 points3 points ago

You shouldn't have done that...

[–]iceevil 0 points1 point ago

As a German, I am not amused... :(

[–]voodoogod 0 points1 point ago

Haha silly Spanish locals thinking the Germans would buy such a thing.

[–]ragingbonerface 1 point2 points ago

To be fair, the whole island is pretty much Germans and Scandinavians during the summer. The Germans tend to be inconsiderate twats, but the rest of them are tolerable.

[–]drjeangrey 0 points1 point ago

Actually, the East side is mostly German and the west coast is mostly British.

Lovely Island though, I miss it :(

[–]ragingbonerface 0 points1 point ago

Not too many Brits anywhere. We summer in Palma and have a place in, actually fuck that, I am not going to ruin the one area of the island that no one seems to know about which has the best snorkeling. Soller though, lots of fat people with bad teeth from Britain there though.

[–]drjeangrey 0 points1 point ago

For the Brits though you cant deny that Magaluf isnt their party spot.

[–]ragingbonerface 0 points1 point ago

I've been to some new years celebrations around there that make your claim accurate, but really, the Brits are smarter than zee Germans in that they tend to occupy menorca and Ibiza.

[–]drjeangrey 0 points1 point ago

In any case its still a great place and Im jealous you get to go there once in a while.

[–]to_be_quite_frank 1 point2 points ago

Hollister + Lacoste = Holocoste

[–]martintrenker 0 points1 point ago

mhhhhhhh

majo

[–]Jaehny 0 points1 point ago

Where do I get it. I'm on 'Majorca' atm

[–]demian_slc 1 point2 points ago

I'm thinking Homocoste is a bit less of a stretch... no?

[–]ragingbonerface -1 points0 points ago

Mallorca, not Majorca.

[–]talitus 1 point2 points ago

6 TRILLION GATORS

[–]_jeth -4 points-3 points ago

I am suddenly very concerned to know exactly how that goes down with the large German tourist population.

Edit: seriously, they don't find that funny in Germany. I cannot imagine why someone would make that shirt considering the tourists they get in Mallorca. Not sure why pointing out that this is off-putting to a major demographic is getting downvoted.

[–]nospamforyou 0 points1 point ago

majorca... idiot ...

[–]onlykommentwhendrunk -3 points-2 points ago

put this in r/funny.

Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy. © 2012 reddit inc. All rights reserved.

REDDIT and the ALIEN Logo are registered trademarks of reddit inc.

π Rendered by PID 24250 on app-77 running 0e63df8.