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The Power of Glasses™ (i.imgur.com)

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[–]CALEBr16 169 points170 points ago

Luckily we have zoom, but the man one and the austin powers one was my favorite

[–]WarAndRuin 64 points65 points ago

I have seen this many a time...but I still go all the way to the bottom for a good laugh

[–]Grahambert 95 points96 points ago

The same could be said about your mother, Trebek

[–]Spike69 4 points5 points ago

zing!

[–]Hayman68 4 points5 points ago

SNL would greatly benefit from bringing Celebrity Jeopardy back.

[–]Packers91 1 point2 points ago

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold?

[–]FlappyTheNarwhal -3 points-2 points ago

The mallard is a duck.

[–]Packers91 4 points5 points ago

One's a sick duck, the other sucks dick

[–]lychee-twist 7 points8 points ago

One's a sick duck, and I forget the rest, but your mother's a whore!

[–]Packers91 0 points1 point ago

curse my 2am orgo defiled memory

[–]gymnasticAristocrat 5 points6 points ago

Holy shit. Holy shit.

I never realized there was an actual punchline for that joke. I just thought that it was an unrelated set up that wasn't supposed to go anywhere, the joke being that because "Sean Connery" didn't have a second half he once again resorted to the "your mother's a whore" cheap shot.

My world has been forever changed. Thank you.

[–]FlappyTheNarwhal -5 points-4 points ago

Laaaammmeeeeeeeee

[–]supergayaccountname 15 points16 points ago

honestly the only funny one

[–]likeabowlofsoup 3 points4 points ago

Yeah Baby!

[–]SamNextDoor 0 points1 point ago

Austin Powers was clearly the best one.

[–]Beto_Flores -2 points-1 points ago

When Austin Powers popped up, my brain automatically started playing his theme song. Surely I couldn't have been the only one?

[–]ericbdk 67 points68 points ago

Of all the times I've seen this on the internet... this is one of those times.

[–]CliveCorbz 2 points3 points ago

But this one has a ™ on it. So it couldn't possibly be a repost!

[–]TMinusZero2SUPERNOVA 2 points3 points ago

I bet you only made that comment so you could use the ™! Show off!

[–]CliveCorbz 1 point2 points ago

What? it's not like I learnt the shortcut keys for it when I was younger, that would be crazy!? hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :|

[–]CarTarget -4 points-3 points ago

Of all the times I've seen this comment on the internet..

[–]89reatta 45 points46 points ago

The funny to length ratio is just not high enough here

[–]K1N6F15H 7 points8 points ago

That's what they say about my penis.

[–]Yirthos_Gix 4 points5 points ago

Its the exact opposite here guy, my penis has a very high funny to length ratio. That's because its really small....

[–]HRH_Puckington 34 points35 points ago

Upvote for the last one, that was the best, made me actually laugh.

[–]metarugia 5 points6 points ago

It was worth it just for the last one.

[–]MakesDickishComments 16 points17 points ago

I can honestly never tell, is the third one a girl or a guy cross-dressing as a joke?

[–]steve887 0 points1 point ago

It's a guy.

Source: I know him.

[–]Bumblebree 0 points1 point ago

Please tell him I love him.

[–]OctopusBricks 24 points25 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
The magic of girls with glasses 0coms -7pts 3mos funny
Glasses 8coms 16pts 3mos funny
Girls and their glasses 552coms 926pts 3mos funny
What would happen if I put glasses on? 4coms 1pt 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]WolfDemon 1 point2 points ago

Looks like 3 months is the lucky number

[–]psychobilly1 0 points1 point ago

3/4 posts are 3 months old.

[–]WolfDemon 0 points1 point ago

Indeed they are, but one of them still prevailed at 3 months

[–]BlindSite 17 points18 points ago

none of them were even hot before or after

[–]patientbearr -2 points-1 points ago

The Asian one was kinda hot

The rest not at all, in fact most were butt ugly

[–]NO_TOUCHING__lol -4 points-3 points ago

I'd say 2 was decent and 4 was OK after taking the glasses off.

[–]HoneyClaire 6 points7 points ago

If only it were that easy.

[–]muchachomalo 0 points1 point ago

It was actually the hair. If you put the glasses on with the hair down they would still look good.

[–]GengarWithATriforce -1 points0 points ago

It almost is. I get told by my boyfriend so much that I look so much better without glasses than with. Contacts are the best thing ever.

[–]Doshin2113 8 points9 points ago

as someone who actually likes when girls wear glasses, girls always think I'm lying when I tell them that.

[–]GabenOnCageAction 1 point2 points ago

It could also just be that they're weirded out. If you're telling so many girls that you like them with glasses on that you'd make such a statement, you're probably at the point where you're saying things that aren't appropriate to how well you know them.

[–]Doshin2113 4 points5 points ago

Actually, generally just girls I date, which is why I responded to your post specifically as the "I get told by my boyfriend that I look so much better without glasses than with" is the opposite of the way I generally feel in relationships, but hey, thanks for making the jump to me weirding girls out. I would say that if I'm dating someone, and they make a comment about wearing glasses, that it isn't inappropriate for be to say "I think you look good with glasses on"

[–]vrrrr 0 points1 point ago

Yeah? Well, my boyfriend can beat up your boyfriend!

[–]biowtf 10 points11 points ago

You know when something is so unfunny that you feel embarassed for the people involved? This is one of those times.

[–]gnerfed 63 points64 points ago

"Hey that is a cool repost." -No one ever

[–]PsychoM 13 points14 points ago

"Hey that is a cool repost."

-gnerfed

[–]Birdslapper 99 points100 points ago

I've never seen this before

[–]laterolus 62 points63 points ago

hey, that's a cool repost :D -me

[–]andygarciascuzin 18 points19 points ago

Nice try, No one ever

[–]Siethron 11 points12 points ago

"Hey, that's a cool repost :D" -laterolus

                                  -Michael Scott

[–]NicolaiStrixa 0 points1 point ago

""Hey, that's a cool repost :D" -laterolus

                                 -Michael scott"

                                               I like it too
                                                      -Nicolai

[–]jashlee 9 points10 points ago

I really enjoy this post even if it's the second time I've seen it.

[–]mightyboosher 1 point2 points ago

or the third.. or fourth.

[–]itsnick137 8 points9 points ago

Number one of the "Please don't:"

[–]The0 2 points3 points ago

Here's some advice for you.

[–]CrustyWashtub 1 point2 points ago

So much wasted potential

[–]anyalicious 1 point2 points ago

I've never seen it before. Clearly a lot of people enjoyed it. Who gives a shit?

[–]big_dog_woof 2 points3 points ago

Seriously, is the person in the third set of pictures a man or woman? I originally thought it was a guy getting in on the joke, but there is a guy further down who points out that he himself is a guy. Also the person in the third set is wearing a bejewled blouse, which isn't something I think a guy would be wearing.

[–]Scadilla 2 points3 points ago

Some of those girls looked better with their glasses on.

[–]captain_jerkface 0 points1 point ago

It's been posted a bunch of times and it's stupid as hell. Also it's not funny.

[–]batfiend 1 point2 points ago

I didn't like that. The last one alone might have made a better post.

[–]spiderman_spiderman 1 point2 points ago

Not this fucking shit again.

[–]A_G 8 points9 points ago

This is not funny.

[–]Happypants 15 points16 points ago

You have to admit the last one was at least chuckle-worthy. The rest, yes, very not funny.

[–]jackcatalyst 4 points5 points ago

The guy one got laughter from me.

[–]acid_free 0 points1 point ago

I don't want to see this ever again.

[–]ill-informed 0 points1 point ago

I always wondered what the women of Reddit looked like

[–]cunt_smasher12 0 points1 point ago

Those girls are still ugly as fuck

[–]Skynner123 -1 points0 points ago

Ma man

[–]UZUMATI-JAMESON -1 points0 points ago

It didn't even say "Yea, baby!" but I could have sworn I heard it.

[–]PhiPhiinyoureye -1 points0 points ago

Austin Powers ftw. Was not expecting that.

[–]nicxus -1 points0 points ago

Hi Phil

[–]Arinikus 0 points1 point ago

As someone with glasses, I can confirm that this is entirely true.

[–]D9sinc 0 points1 point ago

Funny as hell thanks that made my night

[–]beckells 0 points1 point ago

....still laughing.

[–]yeah-ok 1 point2 points ago

wonk

[–]CBruce -1 points0 points ago

Fuck my life! I recognize this is a repost. I recognize...a repost...on reddit.

Game over man.

[–]NegrasGrande 0 points1 point ago

When I got glasses white people started hiring me

[–]maddog66 -1 points0 points ago

pls die

[–]renius 0 points1 point ago

Why is there not a subreddit for this?

[–]Dovesongz -1 points0 points ago

As a girl who looks hotter without her glasses, I can confirm

[–]kellymoranco 0 points1 point ago

The last two pics made my day

[–]Traniz 0 points1 point ago

Oh behave...

[–]GrainneA 0 points1 point ago

http://www.flickr.com/photos/71210347@N02/8096555863/in/photostream

[–]TheBlk1 0 points1 point ago

Oh ma god! That last one was priceless! I laughed much more than should haveXD

[–]lejefferson -1 points0 points ago

This was fantastic. Thanks for posting. :)

[–]Helmerdrake -1 points0 points ago

This is very, very old. so, REPOST!

[–]A7X4REVer -1 points0 points ago

Alas, I hath seen this many a time before. Now it hath simply shed it's hilarity...

[–]devoirz -1 points0 points ago

Pretty sure this is a repost...eh fuck it, upvote

[–]mighymidget032 0 points1 point ago

As a person with glasses, I can confirm this

[–]Ctwatt21 0 points1 point ago

hilarious. i have glasses and never knew this happened to me. self-esteem points went up ;)

[–]bernando2 0 points1 point ago

i have no idea what the hell i just read

[–]laser_diarrhea 0 points1 point ago

All of these people are ugly, with or without glasses.

[–]trenchkitten 0 points1 point ago

i died

[–]thatguy123456 0 points1 point ago

The last one

[–]aniceshirt 0 points1 point ago

none of those girls are hot

[–]jazvecina -1 points0 points ago

fucking gay

[–]blue_eyes91 0 points1 point ago

Makes me laugh every fucking time.

[–]specialservices -1 points0 points ago

More like the power of reposts! KABOOSH™

[–]KeeperofTerris 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for reposting this. I had forgotten it and will now save the link. Makes me laugh every damn time.

[–]ajax027 1 point2 points ago

I don't care if it's a repost...it gets me every time

[–]flyingtoastowns -3 points-2 points ago

Same. :)

[–]poopsinshoe 1 point2 points ago

All those bitches are fukin ugly with or without

[–]kingwho12 -2 points-1 points ago

I'm tired of seeing this...

[–]player420 -4 points-3 points ago

Why did I Just scroll through 10 pics of disabled fags in glasses

[–]Vogey -1 points0 points ago

A quick skim of these images and i can honestly say, i sure am glad i didn't waste my time reading any of these.

[–]Maesenri 1 point2 points ago

the only funny one is the last one

[–]nowbrdingforanywhere 2 points3 points ago

I completely lost my shit at Austin Powers. Oh stop it baby!

[–]ppsnake -1 points0 points ago

I dont normally scream repost, but the thing that interests me with this is that every time it is posted it is a different format..

People sure do go to a lot of trouble to create "original content".

[–]username_win -3 points-2 points ago

The power of the repost!

[–]muffinwarhead 1 point2 points ago

This gets posted quite a bit, but it always makes me smile.

[–]Lenticularis 0 points1 point ago

From ugly with glasses to ugly without glasses but with bad make-up. Almost as shocking as the amount of time this has been reposted.

[–]creepah420 0 points1 point ago

You have no idea how much joy this just brought me.

[–]MadaraUchihaFTW -1 points0 points ago

LOL Austin powers

[–]babiesrevil -3 points-2 points ago

QUICK, I need a rundown on the current condition of OP!

[–]NemesisFrank 0 points1 point ago

No matter how many times I see this... I love it.

[–]Gdd777 -1 points0 points ago

Good thing I'm the only person that's works midnight shift at my job because I laughed my Ass off

[–]NotInsane 0 points1 point ago

Jeez, did SRS make this?

[–]merrymaker -2 points-1 points ago

I wear glasses because without it my face feels empty. I'm 20 and I just refuse to wear contacts still, I gotta love my thick black frames, very classy.

[–]GoBackToSRSYouFaggot -2 points-1 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]ponyswag13 -1 points0 points ago

oh my god that last one killed me

[–]Epicyawn -2 points-1 points ago

Yeah baby Yeah

[–]maraedits -2 points-1 points ago

TIL fuck glasses.

[–]artsyallene7 0 points1 point ago

Haha. Actually this is my first time seeing this one. I was not expecting Austin Powers. It got me.

[–]Ilikebeerandgirls -3 points-2 points ago

Can somebody please post this again?

[–]jormugandr -4 points-3 points ago

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