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[–]IAmtheHullabaloo 13 points14 points ago

It only gets worse when you try to explain 'a successful post' to your friends.

[–]so_carelessly_here 3 points4 points ago

I'll take "10 ways to feel like an overly enthusiastic happy idiot for no apparent reason", Alex.

[–]Bruce_Bruce 3 points4 points ago

I may not have 12+K of comment karma, but when I tell my friends I have over 9,000 comment karma, they get the DBZ pun but ask "what's comment karma". I then slowly regress into my corner ...

[–]WarAndRuin 5 points6 points ago

I had a friend that told me he was a Redditor once, he told me about /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu.

We aren't friends anymore.

[–]Colostomy 4 points5 points ago

I think this is the only image on Reddit that gets acceptably reposted unedited every single day.

[–]BoringUsername1 2 points3 points ago

Does anyone else not like having their friends know what their Reddit account is?

[–]Skepsis93 1 point2 points ago

My friends have no idea who I am on here. And that's how I like it. So, no, you are not alone.

[–]TripperDay 5 points6 points ago

I like to think of all redditors as my friends so I can tell myself I have friends.

[–]Fueled_by_Coffee 1 point2 points ago

Also applies to 'liking yourself on Facebook'

[–]ryaneffintaylor 1 point2 points ago

The index finger on her left hand at the beginning of the gif... freaks me out every time.

[–]JapersCrapers 1 point2 points ago

Hell, I'll be your friend. You now have a redditor friend.

[–]WokHunt 0 points1 point ago

How I feel when I make an intelligent joke around my friends

[–]MadRain 1 point2 points ago

Best part(worst part?):This is done in front of a mirror.

[–]JTMTL 1 point2 points ago

Been there. The time spent to educate someone on Reddit, just to brag is almost not worth it!

[–]Joliet_Jake_Blues 1 point2 points ago

Good God, Lemon!

[–]MYTHAtrue 1 point2 points ago

story of my fucking life , i can't even make smart scientific jokes , nor intelligent jokes that require 20 IQ , AT ALL.

[–]kellymoranco 1 point2 points ago

what are these 'friends' you speak of?

[–]Starionn 1 point2 points ago

Tina-Five! ~slaps and snaps~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_AzCm8Vass

[–]KPDBfan 1 point2 points ago

I want to be Tina Fey! I must go kill my friends on Reddit.

[–]Siegelski 1 point2 points ago

What are these... friends? I am unfamiliar with the word. Are they some sort of phenomenon that occurs outside of reddit?

[–]unodostrace 1 point2 points ago

so, now you have had more than one successful post? THIS IS MADNESS!

[–]SaltFrog 1 point2 points ago

Have a successful post, don't tell friends so they don't know your Reddit account name :(

[–]WhyamIreadingthis 0 points1 point ago

Side note - I'd like to ejaculate on Tina Fey's glasses

[–]thesandbar2 2 points3 points ago

Where is that from?

[–]fibber_mcgee_matthew 7 points8 points ago

30 Rock, good stuff.

[–]Indie_limey 1 point2 points ago

I can't not upvote this gif.

[–]HoneyClaire -2 points-1 points ago

Who needs friends when you have Karma?

[–]SedatedLlama 0 points1 point ago

I recently got to the front page and I was beyond excited and I had to explain to all my friends how awesome it is, they just looked at me and said oh cool awkwardly

[–]Nateosis -3 points-2 points ago

what are these successful posts you speak of, and where do I buy one?