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[–]NeonRedSharpie 9 points10 points ago

It's magic healing spray. I know that sounds crazy but it's kind of like the roll-on aspirin you see all the funny commercials about? Like "Head-on" for example? It's a thing I remember from track in high school but I can't remember a brand name or anything. Our trainer always carried it around.

[–]Aldrammech 6 points7 points ago

TIL that Resident Evil First Aid Spray is real.

[–]drew22087 2 points3 points ago

Even so....wtf?

[–]NeonRedSharpie 5 points6 points ago

It makes all the hurt go away. I can only assume she injured her groin or something. Yes, it's an odd place to get sprayed, but the item being sprayed is hopefully no longer a mystery.

[–]4heartace 2 points3 points ago

Thank you I came for some sort of explanation, still a bit confused.

[–]stretch_nuts -1 points0 points ago

chaffing possibly?

[–]brownscavsindians 2 points3 points ago

Maybe she just gave birth and her vagina hurts.

[–]Fueled_by_Coffee 0 points1 point ago

You'd be amazed at how well it works

[–]KittenThunder 0 points1 point ago

K, i got you there. But why the vagina???

[–]darklettermen 2 points3 points ago

Groin injuries are very common in sports, and it's being sprayed against her inner thigh, not her vagina.

[–]sharpe1178 8 points9 points ago

Air freshener..

[–]fuocoso 2 points3 points ago

[–]AmWhereIWant 3 points4 points ago

Great post for WTF?!

[–]NerdyAztec[S] 0 points1 point ago

Haha thank you! This definitely took me aback.

[–]Huska83 3 points4 points ago

I just got a weird boner.

[–]sir5ur 2 points3 points ago

exactly what..the fuck.. is happening here?

[–]retepeter 1 point2 points ago

she is suffering from the ol' "Ants in the pants"

[–]izzybitsy 1 point2 points ago

cooling spray would be my guess...

[–]biotroll 2 points3 points ago

Hairspray your shorts to prevent cameltoes. It's quite genius really.

[–]leveraction1970 0 points1 point ago

It kind of looks like that anti-fungal stuff they spray in bowling alley rental shoes.

[–]mstop2012 0 points1 point ago

new definition to "fire crotch"

[–]daniel_hlfrd 1 point2 points ago

For those wondering, she likely pulled her groin muscle, the person is applying cold spray to reduce the pain.

[–]SpasticFish 0 points1 point ago

Femfresh?

[–]Kruse 0 points1 point ago

Kids these days.

[–]Hinode 1 point2 points ago

Where's the uncensored version?

[–]BrorannasaursRex -3 points-2 points ago

Make it wet, bro!