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[–]Jeffyfox 79 points80 points ago

Wow-- That actually like struck a chord and-- made me feel really sad for some reason.

[–]5arge 58 points59 points ago

Congratulations! You have a soul!

[–]Jeffyfox 37 points38 points ago

I don't like it-- it makes me feel weird. How can I delete it?

[–]robotlord1 19 points20 points ago

I prescribe 7 doses of r/spacedicks. Take one every day of the week. I would also recommend taking some r/imgoingtohellforthis, just as a stimulant.

[–]sygnus 1 point2 points ago

As a former everyman redditor who had a soul, I can attest to the effectiveness of this treatment.

Within 2 weeks you'll be laughing at misfortune like you were watching Chris Rock's finances!

[–]5arge 7 points8 points ago

Actually... let's make a deal for it....

[–]Jeffyfox 7 points8 points ago

[–]5arge 8 points9 points ago

[–]Fyyasg 16 points17 points ago

You probably won't enjoy this either: http://i.imgur.com/1hfcN.gif

[–]Bholl92 7 points8 points ago

This thread is going to some very dark places <.<

[–]Quack445 1 point2 points ago

Is there a sub-reddit for dark shit like this? Just wondering cough cough

[–]antlers27 5 points6 points ago

Can't even begin to describe the weird levels of sadness my soul was just ripped away to by that comic

[–]Gordon13ombay 0 points1 point ago

Wow... just, wow. What is that?

[–]TheGamingLord 1 point2 points ago

Someone made a stop motion animation based off this: http://www.stuffed-friend.com . I both wish to see it and don't.

Also you can see more Clarissa here: http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/COMIX/Family/PAGE1.html

[–]Jeffyfox 1 point2 points ago

Too much feel--

[–]psi_star_psi 0 points1 point ago

Same here. This is actually the only thing ever that has convinced me that I'm not a complete sociopath.

[–]HummingRefridgerator 0 points1 point ago

Well, I laughed at it, so...

Oh well. No conscience for me

[–]DancesWithDaleks 1 point2 points ago

I think that was the intent. It's effective, actually.

[–]shadofx 1 point2 points ago

same here.. except it made me feel guilt...
welp.ಠ_ಠ

[–]Experts-say 1 point2 points ago

After reading some message boards in the deep web where pedos openly discuss what they are about to do next, I am too disturbed to laugh about these jokes anymore. They are out there in large numbers people. Watch your kids!

[–]Jeffyfox 1 point2 points ago

What's sad is that it's not always other people's kids-- it's their own kids.

[–]Experts-say 1 point2 points ago

Indeed. From the few things I could bear reading they were only discussing daughters and nieces...

I have been the first to tell a pedophile joke before... but reading that kind of shit... its all fun and jokes until someone is fucking serious.

[–]mcvaglittlesquirt 14 points15 points ago

"Real sobbing" this is one of the few wtf things on wtf that don't involve gore or nudity.

[–]Monster_lesbian 13 points14 points ago

Probably one of the most WTF things i have ever seen on here :(

[–]CDi-Fails 6 points7 points ago

It's not real, you can even see the discolored white around the lettering. :\

[–]bfg23 6 points7 points ago

Im so glad you pointed that out. I genuinely thought this was real for a minute there, and actually started saying what the fuck.

[–]Juicy_Pebbles 5 points6 points ago

They do use dolls in therapy for abused children to understand how violated they were. One of the main reasons I switched from clinical psychology to statistical psychology...I have a hard time not feeling what a patient is going through and if you can't protect yourself from those feelings, then you are useless to your patient. So a lot of people might think their psychologist doesn't give a fuck when in reality they are trying to contemplate the best way to help you cope while protecting themselves. You run the risk of becoming an enabler by showing emotions like that.

One of the most fucked up things from my case studies when this 11 months old who was nearly ripped in two "down there" because her father couldn't handle his sexual urges when mommy wasn't around. That was the case study that made me realize that this wasn't for me so I switched to Statistical Methods and research. Edit: spelling

[–]reiter761 1 point2 points ago

I'm in Psychology in college and one thing I have always wondered was what happens if you get a case where you have a feeling that the child is being abused but you don't have enough evidence to say for sure that's what is happening. Do you call the cops based on your hunch, or do you wait until you gather more evidence while in the mean time the kid could still be getting abused?

[–]Juicy_Pebbles 1 point2 points ago

You can call when you feel a child is being harmed. Hence the dolls. Sometimes a child will say things they think the psychologist wants to hear so some times we will use puppets for the child to talk to (puppets operated by the psychologist). It's important to refrain from asking questions and basically narrating a child's story, it's important to let them talk without leading them on. If a child says "so and so hurts me" or doesn't listen to me, you need to ask them HOW and the manner of "hurt". They do not have an expanded vocabulary so "hurt" and "don't listen" can mean anything from "they make me eat veggies and go to bed early" or "my older sister/brother is mean to me" to "mommy burns me with her cigarettes while her boyfriend tells me to show him my no-no parts and asks me not to tell because I'll get into a lot of trouble and mommy will be mad at me". That's part of your training especially with young children, you spend lots of extra time in clinical psychology specifically dealing with kids. There is a whole other sub section called Abnormal Child Psychology/Child psychology that many seek out and choose to become educated in. It's not a bad idea either. Most of the time it is required if you want to deal specifically with children and adolescents. You have to be super confident and very, VERY careful. But like I said, it comes from the training and your "hunch" vs. the hunch of a psychologist are two totally different things. Many have no problem pulling a child from a home to protect their safety and to keep them out of harms ways.

Also, it is stated/posted in all offices that if it is suspected in anyway that you will put yourself or SOMEONE ELSE in harms way that patient-doctor confidentiality will be broken and the proper authorities/parties will be contacted and involved. In many states, you or a legal guardian has to sign a paper awknowledging that as part of your new-patient packet.

[–]reiter761 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, that's really enlightening. Also, I actually am in the middle of picking classes for next semester and one of the classes I wanted to get into is the Abnormal Psychology class, now I really do hope I get into it.

[–]Juicy_Pebbles 0 points1 point ago

It's such an interesting class and also it's a prerequisite if you ever want to take clinical psychology. This is the class where you start to develop your own theories and school of thought. Does someone have a mental problem because it's biological (neurotransmitters are off in the brain), environmental (something poisoning them and they don't know it? Or invitro?), behavioral, etc. you'll REALLY enjoy it. You might get to study some serial killers :)

[–]Elysianknight 1 point2 points ago

I'm a nurse here in the Uk; there a rules in place here to pass on suspicions to teams who will then look at cases. It's their job to find (or not) actual proof.

[–]Jeffyfox 1 point2 points ago

Too many feelings! >.< I gotta get out of this thread.

[–]Juicy_Pebbles 0 points1 point ago

Kitties. Puppies. Cotton candy. Love notes. Bacon. Kisses. Hugs....uh ok ok out of nice feelings.

Chocolate

[–]whizzard 13 points14 points ago

Is it anatomically correct?

[–]iamadogforreal 1 point2 points ago

No one knows because the only way to find out is to inappropriately touch the doll while it pleads you not to.

[–]kingsumo_1 9 points10 points ago

I would say that you certainly found the appropriate sub-reddit for that.

[–]Pippodeclown 8 points9 points ago

Pedo bear's favorite toy.

[–]Sommerfaq 7 points8 points ago

That's depressing :/

[–]MrMumble 5 points6 points ago

real sobbing?!?11? im in where do i buy one?

[–]iamadogforreal 0 points1 point ago

Real sobbing tends to be free around middle age.

[–]Liberando 2 points3 points ago

Brought to you by

http://i.imgur.com/g2fO5.jpg

[–]No_not_the_monkey 3 points4 points ago

I actually feel sorry for this doll for some reason.

[–]JustOneVote 1 point2 points ago

Good. The doll is deliberately designed to manipulate your humanity. You passed the test. You are not a sociopath. Congratulations.

[–]Hyperdrunk 2 points3 points ago

This can't be real, can it?

[–]monicacpht3641 1 point2 points ago

No, it's not real. It's a Precious Moments doll, like this. http://www.ebay.com/itm/Precious-Moments-Talking-Prayer-Plush-Dolls-NWT-/290648900305

My kids have a couple of these.

[–]vaginarox 2 points3 points ago

Know with real tears and refills!

[–]CorneliusEvo 3 points4 points ago

Who the fuck would buy that??

[–]Noperz 2 points3 points ago

What the fuck level: Japanese

[–]Sir_Trollzor 3 points4 points ago

Where's Mommy?

But what happens when you have two Mommy's?

[–]sady_smash 1 point2 points ago

God, that part really hit me hard. My soul...it hurts.

[–]Sir_Trollzor 1 point2 points ago

Good GOOOOOD. I'm_kidding

[–]__Red_Foreman 1 point2 points ago

Two mommy's what?

[–]madnessdivine 2 points3 points ago

Oooo it has bed wetting action.

[–]zipparumpazoo 0 points1 point ago

Maybe Pedos will buy this doll and leave kids alone. KInda doubt it but it was worth a shot.

[–]bdylan39 0 points1 point ago

Just thought about this. The people who.dp that shit to lids will like this product quite a bit

[–]Bholl92 0 points1 point ago

I don't even........

[–]jrwreno 0 points1 point ago

I have the strongest urge to set fire to factory that birthed this evil.....

[–]Spongyrocks 0 points1 point ago

If you forget about all the WTF, the doll herself actually looks cute.

[–]DevoxNZ 0 points1 point ago

Crayon art at its worst.

[–]EvOllj 1 point2 points ago

theres a seal and a teddy missing.

[–]leveraction1970 0 points1 point ago

Who the fuck is this marketed at?

[–]Grimz1 0 points1 point ago

Someone thinks this is A-ok

[–]darkxmoon 0 points1 point ago

Because when that doll doesn't work...

http://imgur.com/a/cbSUZ

[–]aballut 0 points1 point ago

Fuck... Reddit, I feel very sad right now, and you're not helping.

[–]Cassarole_YEAH -2 points-1 points ago

Hhahahaha "Bed wetting action!"

[–]st0815 -1 points0 points ago

The guy has quite a few interesting art projects in his gallery: http://jimstardust.deviantart.com/gallery/32730095 I particularly like the "panty warmer" and the "battleship" pictures.