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[–]not_quite_creative 17 points18 points ago

I went on an amazing journey of tiny weapons shooting larger objects after clicking this link.

Don't click the "sameherz" link spam beneath this reply.

[–]king_of_lies 14 points15 points ago

HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT "SAMEHERZ" WOULD COMMENT UNDER YOUR COMMENT? ARE YOU A WIZARD

[–]not_quite_creative 7 points8 points ago

Indeed.

[–]BeTheUnstoppable 0 points1 point ago

that wasn't very creative.

[–]cpnHindsight 2 points3 points ago

No.

[–]Smelly-cat 2 points3 points ago

Are they less prone if they lack skin then?

[–]Jorru 0 points1 point ago

I am going to get a white cat and a black cat, so when they shed they know my pain D:

[–]Rapalla 21 points22 points ago

Keep doing what you're doing.

[–]orthag 3 points4 points ago

I cannot figure out why he made it from gold and silver.

[–]runsoutofspace 1 point2 points ago

Looks like he got the Dawnguard DLC.

[–]madstar -4 points-3 points ago

Thanks bra.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 11 points12 points ago

Push-up, or jogging?

[–]airsoftmaniac69 -1 points0 points ago

That's an interesting name.

[–]Mitchell1030 279 points280 points ago

Can people make better titles from YouTube comments then the thousands that already chose "Oh YouTube"...

[–]Itchy_Koala 199 points200 points ago

"Youtube comments never cease to amaze me"

"so this popped up on my FB feed"

"I finally found youtube gold"

[–]Jumpset 118 points119 points ago

Look at this gem I saw on YouTube!

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 94 points95 points ago

"i thought it deserved better"

[–]AQUA2 97 points98 points ago

"I think this belongs here"

[–]UUijs 65 points66 points ago

"Look what my girlfriend found on youtube!"

[–]Dupshflayh 107 points108 points ago

"I'm really shy, so here's my asschecks spread wide with a pencil in my ass(F)."

[–]Remy__Lebeau 44 points45 points ago

"Thought Reddit would appreciate this"

[–]StraY_WolF 20 points21 points ago

"Oh youtube"

[–]Jimqi 13 points14 points ago

DAE thing everyone loves

[–]IM_SHY_HERES_MY_ANUS 63 points64 points ago

that's right up my alley ;)

[–]Alpharalpher 19 points20 points ago

Literally!

[–]ramesali786 7 points8 points ago

False. I searched that title, it doesn't exist.

[–]Chondriac 5 points6 points ago

Double checking, just to be sure

EDIT: He's right, no Youtube links. You guys should all check too.

[–]Soylent_Gringo 3 points4 points ago

I found this

[–]Phelan_Good72 0 points1 point ago

Saw this title for a picture of a traffic cone the other day. Ridiculous.

[–]ccfreak2k 1 point2 points ago

Wow, there really aren't any Fs in that title. No way to work it in. Absolutely no Fs to be given.

[–]lastactioncowboy -1 points0 points ago

whoa, whoa, whoa this is youtube here buddy. this is no place for nudity, thats just gross

[–]MrSuitMan 1 point2 points ago

Not anymore. Youtube absolutely allows nudity now.

[–]lastactioncowboy 1 point2 points ago

ya and i guess my sarcasm needs work

[–]beergoggles69 -1 points0 points ago

:') le everytim

[–]Smaktat -2 points-1 points ago

Something about this just makes me happy.

[–]Deradius 7 points8 points ago

"My little cousin is dying of cancer. This is just a little something his cat painted for him on Youtube."

[–]Spirit0fRadi0 3 points4 points ago

Instagram gold!

[–]-TheBender- 0 points1 point ago

*le gem

[–]Ragnalypse 28 points29 points ago

Le gem level: youtube

[–]Cpt3020 1 point2 points ago

The only time I have ever seen someone use "Le" in a reddit comment in when they were making fun of reddit

[–]Dupshflayh 4 points5 points ago

You don't visit /r/f7u12 much, do you?

[–]Ragnalypse 1 point2 points ago

Le what?

[–]NoSleepForMeEVER 1 point2 points ago

Ermahgerd le fffffuuuuuu omg rage face ಠ_ಠ

[–]thegreatnick 6 points7 points ago

Go into Gamestop

"I'm sorry sir, we're out of gems to find"

MFW

[–]The_Drizzle_Returns 3 points4 points ago

Easy Answer, Force titles to have unique global identifiers.

"MG1ZHIG4IF4BLE Oh YouTube" - Now thats a unique name that rolls off the tongue.

[–]JustBrowsing4Chan 19 points20 points ago

"Man holding tiny crossbow on a Youtube video when a Youtuber makes a funny comment"

Is that better?

Seriously who gives a shit?

[–]Logan_the_Pinganator 0 points1 point ago

Still the same content, regardless of unoriginal titles

[–]GDarkwolf 7 points8 points ago

Oh you, tube!

[–]WilsonHanks 7 points8 points ago

Overused title: Check

Comment complaining about overused title at the top: Check.

Twenty replies to the comment re-enacting other shitty titles: Check

Well, looks like everything is in order, boys.

[–]heartthrowaways 3 points4 points ago

Meta post on the habits of reddit: check.

Self contained meta post on said meta post: check.

[–]Rainb0wcrash99 5 points6 points ago

Oh you tube...... http://i.imgur.com/peL35.jpg

[–]FWT 15 points16 points ago

It's posts like this that make me wonder if reddit isn't actually just a bunch of fucking 15 year olds.

[–]MrGreenBeanz 7 points8 points ago

Yes, blame the teenagers.

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[–]Specialkway 18 points19 points ago

Says Cheif Nugs

[–]AintNeverGonnaStop 0 points1 point ago

No, you're just a little confused, Reddit wants to fuck 15-year-olds.

[–]wise_words 3 points4 points ago

"just another youtube comment..."

[–]massrabbler 2 points3 points ago

Also, if they could not repost stuff from a week ago, like this one.

[–]sacredcowkiller 1 point2 points ago

It isn't even all that funny anyway.

[–]fordr015 -1 points0 points ago

It's a requirement to use the same titlless for repost like this.

[–]fruicyjuit -1 points0 points ago

No! They can't! And who cares?? When we see a title like this we expect a funny pic from something on Youtube! Can you think of a better title?

"It's actually not a normal sized crossbow but Youtube commentator joked that it was, and this is funny"

really.. stop complaining reddit

[–]RepeatsCommentKinda 0 points1 point ago

I'm disappointed in the choosing of this title. Everyone picks the same title for these YouTube videos. Can we have sex!

[–]Iasktoomuch 1 point2 points ago

Oh Mitchell1030 ...

[–]phasez 0 points1 point ago

I agree, I fucking hate these stupid Oh Youtube titles. Think of something clever.

[–]beatles_pooh 0 points1 point ago

How about "can people stop reposting?"

[–]WhereAreTheNiggers -1 points0 points ago

For the love of God it really grinds my gears the reused titles

[–]gustcurcio -2 points-1 points ago

I like it. When i see ths title on the front page i know i will not be dissapointed.

[–]CaptainOhYeah 18 points19 points ago

FUCK THESE KINDS OF TITLES. HOLY SHIT FUCK.

[–]I_ate_a_milkshake 9 points10 points ago

let's post another youtube comment with the title "oh, youtube"

[–]Going_Braindead 6 points7 points ago

The fact that it's not for sale makes me want one even more

[–]M3nt0R 0 points1 point ago

The forbidden fruit. ExXxclUsiive

[–]IggySorcha 1 point2 points ago

A friend of mine was working on a bunch of mini marshmallow crossbows, but I'm not sure if he's ready to sell them yet.

[–]ackermann 1 point2 points ago

I found this one on ebay. Has anyone bought one of these? How well does it work? How is the construction quality?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Worlds-Smallest-MINI-CROSSBOW-Toy-Model-Medical-316L-Stainless-Steel-New-/330810788213?pt=Model_Kit_US&hash=item4d05dc0975

[–]muffinnuts 62 points63 points ago

Can we please leave crappy youtube comments on youtube.

[–]AQUA2 12 points13 points ago

This is r/funny, an offshoot of youtube and facebook. Half the fucking posts on r/funny's homepage are screencaps from facebook and youtube.

[–]hooplah 25 points26 points ago

r/funny is like a funnel that...

I can't explain my idea in words so here it is in a picture: http://i.imgur.com/cegYt.png

this is the worst picture I've ever drawn to convey the worst thought I've ever had.

[–]SlimMaculate 8 points9 points ago

If it makes you feel any better, a month from now somebody will post that picture and get +1000 Link Karma.

[–]TrollKy 0 points1 point ago

You would make ShittyWatercolour proud

[–]KCandJelly84 2 points3 points ago

Or just post them to /r/youtubecomments

[–]jeppeake -1 points0 points ago

[–]Lazaretto 0 points1 point ago

While we agree that there is way too many youtube comments making it to the front page, this one is kind of funny, I'd say. I enjoy some original wit on youtube.

As for the title, at least you know what you are getting into. Which makes it basically a meme of it's own.

[–]JoseAntonioSaraiva 1 point2 points ago

Can we please leave retarded nicknames on redd..wait.

[–]StopReadingMyUser 0 points1 point ago

Is there a word for a sentence that holds more than one meaning?

[–]el__duderino 12 points13 points ago

double entendre.

[–]StopReadingMyUser 0 points1 point ago

Dammit, I'm an idiot...

[–]mistermoo33 6 points7 points ago

To be fair, he responded with two words.

[–]livefreeordont 0 points1 point ago

innuendo or tergiversation (this is a real word)?

[–]ninjamuffins 30 points31 points ago

Pretty sure this is a repost.

[–]Lilyo 69 points70 points ago

Yeah I think it was posted on youtube first.

[–]TheToto1000 9 points10 points ago

It is. From /r/youtubecomments. I saw it no so long ago.

[–]ligament 4 points5 points ago

Well hello Mr. Fancypants.

[–]guenther_ 4 points5 points ago

I'm gonna go ahead and bet he isn't wearing any pants.

[–]ligament -1 points0 points ago

Loaded dice

[–]ziplokk 0 points1 point ago

That means someone took it out of the place it belonged, dumped it here, and thought, "ah, That's better!". How rude.

[–]NewWhirledOrder 0 points1 point ago

It is.

[–]D4rkr4in 6 points7 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Excellent point 1com 296pts 11dys youtubecomments
Might be faked 0coms 12pts 3mos funny
Yeah, how do we know!? 8coms 34pts 3mos funny

[–]Jessicaquinn 3 points4 points ago

Do you know how many hours of mindless entertainment this would provide while you are in class?

[–]WorksAtGL 25 points26 points ago

How the fuck does this kind of shit get upvoted?

[–]dtomksoki 26 points27 points ago

people find it funny and click the up arrow adjacent to the link, commonly called upvoting. To continue on this thought, others may disagree and click the down arrow, directly below the up one, to downvote the link. When the number of upvotes is significantly greater than the downvotes, then the post rises in popularity, to possibly reach the coveted front page.

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 21 points22 points ago

I'm still convinced that the voters and the commenters are two entirely different groups of people.

[–]Rainb0wcrash99 1 point2 points ago

Well yea

[–]Obj_solid 0 points1 point ago

what would happen if all the commenters made their own /r/funny subreddit?

[–]Zomgalama 0 points1 point ago

I'm curious if any of these lurkers read the comments. The comments are always the best part.

[–]MyLoginName 0 points1 point ago

When did we start thinking of children as 'people'?

[–]AQUA2 0 points1 point ago

But it hasn't always been that way. Shit like that never made the front page as early as 1-2 years ago. The spike in the number of youtube screencaps on Reddit is horrendous.

[–]Peca_Bokem 0 points1 point ago

Because retards, that's why.

[–]BlueOak777 5 points6 points ago

lol, this was so funny.....last year.....

[–]lols_with_you 2 points3 points ago

lol

[–]JeddakofThark 15 points16 points ago

You found this comment so witty that you reposted it to Reddit?

Fuck me, I don't even know what to say to that.

Edit: Someone already posted this Youtube comment on Reddit, and you reposted it again‽ What the fuck is wrong with you? What the fucking fuck is wrong with Reddit?

[–]man_from_9gag 8 points9 points ago

WE'RE LE HEEEEE-EEEERE :)

[–]Appare 0 points1 point ago

This guy shits bravery.

[–]burrito_brother 0 points1 point ago

He started off his troll account in the wrong direction.

[–]ihavecrayons 0 points1 point ago

Karma matters to some people. Use it at the secret karma shop.

[–]Bioslick 13 points14 points ago

What is this?! A crossbow for ants?!

[–]ligament 13 points14 points ago

YES. THAT joke again. I was hoping it would be here.

[–]chompysaur 0 points1 point ago

What is this? A crossbow for ants??

[–]duchovny 0 points1 point ago

/r/youtubecomments

And downvoted for the shitty title.

[–]Mickeyown 2 points3 points ago

Needs a banana for comparison.

[–]nevdash 0 points1 point ago

Somebody tell that guy about /r/KarmaConspiracy

[–]Invisible_Sights 0 points1 point ago

They Might Be Giants

[–]BZAGENIUS -1 points0 points ago

Hochgeladen von 43287633 am 17.04.2011

[–]D4rkr4in -1 points0 points ago

The Twist: You Don't.

[–]tmad333 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for boxing that comment. I would have never found it otherwise.

[–]oh_my_jesus 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only one here that wants a mini crossbow?

[–]M3nt0R 0 points1 point ago

Yeap.

[–]ackermann 1 point2 points ago

I want one too. I found this similar Mini-crossbow on ebay. Has anyone ordered one of these? How well does it work?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Worlds-Smallest-MINI-CROSSBOW-Toy-Model-Medical-316L-Stainless-Steel-New-/330810788213?pt=Model_Kit_US&hash=item4d05dc0975

[–]forumdestroyer156 0 points1 point ago

Imagine if you shot yourself while it was in your pocket.

[–]fatdonkay337 0 points1 point ago

where have i seen this before? -_-

[–]Taysty 0 points1 point ago

This screenshot makes the front page about once a month. Sigh...

[–]EquayXion -1 points0 points ago

I like Thursdays

[–]Shalashaska315 0 points1 point ago

[–]tannersnotreal 1 point2 points ago

whoever posted that comment should be a comedian

[–]Appare 1 point2 points ago

Oh, reposter...

[–]DagdaEIR 1 point2 points ago

Oh, unoriginal title...

[–]unkillable94 0 points1 point ago

Let's face it, that's the kind of comment that would get upvotes here.

[–]7D4Y_WEEKENDS 0 points1 point ago

Oh, dildo...

..you excite me.

[–]FHSBaker -1 points0 points ago

because giants are green dume ass

[–]NOT_A_TROLL_SRSLY 0 points1 point ago

one time i had this friend and he was a giant, i thought maybe he just had a small house but then i realized he was bigger than me really he was like 3 inches taller than me

[–]0111101001101001 0 points1 point ago

What the hell is a Woche ?

[–]NativeKing 0 points1 point ago

I'm so impressed! This is the first witty comment on youtube I have ever seen!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I really like the creativity in the submission title.

[–]Post_op_FTM 0 points1 point ago

not only is your title original, the content is hilarious /s

[–]Xtravity 1 point2 points ago

way to repost this.

[–]Nyrb 0 points1 point ago

You don't, but either way you get a crossbow.

[–]Peca_Bokem 1 point2 points ago

Guys the comment is intentionally dumb, making it funny.

[–]TheClayroo 0 points1 point ago

Wow, real GEM you found there.

[–]InsaneLampshade -1 points0 points ago

Why was this posted to /r/funny, it raises a very valid point. Can we prove the person is/isn't a giant just by viewing the video? We can't.

Likewise with science and reality, can we prove anything if all we have to measure reality is the tools reality has given us?

[–]Shitballs1 0 points1 point ago

Oh, title..

[–]jaeun87 0 points1 point ago

I'm surprised he didn't spell it "your"

[–]inkycook 0 points1 point ago

Definitely the Honda Giant

[–]ProductivePerson 0 points1 point ago

I read that as "How do we know you're not a guitar" for at least three times before I realized my tragic mistake. I have no excuse for this.

[–]Laminar 0 points1 point ago

Andre has, sigh, died...

[–]marktaylor521 -1 points0 points ago

this is bad cuz mini xbows are amazing

[–]lewisjason 0 points1 point ago

Somehow, I find youtube as reddit - Just no live videos tho.

[–]kayeti -1 points0 points ago

+1 for using the right form of "you're"

[–]wesleyoliver 0 points1 point ago

Oh reddit. Like I havent seen that before.

[–]ArtisticAquaMan 0 points1 point ago

I mean can we honestly know if their not a giant?

[–]Saibottomus -1 points0 points ago

Ohhhh you!...tube

[–]ellifaine 0 points1 point ago

Or a drow

[–]riacirca84 0 points1 point ago

We need a CMOS comment!!!!

[–]karmawhor3 0 points1 point ago

why do I still click on links that say "oh youtube" and expect anything funny?

[–]El_Ekim 0 points1 point ago

I saw this video yesterday and laughed my ass off at that comment. I love my fellow ents

[–]ksajksale 0 points1 point ago

Someone should make a site ohyoutube.com that generates some random titles for youtube-related stuff.

[–]repeatThequestion 0 points1 point ago

How do we know that you're not the person who posted this the first time?

[–]SpencerHunter -1 points0 points ago

Mind blown

[–]JonSnowTheBastid 0 points1 point ago

Oh, repost #156763843

[–]Telke11 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone else realize how much closer we are to actually making the world's smallest violin instead of people just sounding like assholes when they say it?

[–]kaparo123 0 points1 point ago

Vote up if you come from YouTube.

[–]black19 0 points1 point ago

Yes! My favorite post title!!!

[–]-TheBender- 0 points1 point ago

Twist: poster is OP.

[–]bulgorth 0 points1 point ago

Even if he is giant, the achievement is still impresive ! Isn't it ?

[–]lmpervious 0 points1 point ago

What you posted is nothing more than an image of the type of comment you will find in ANY reddit post that involves a very small object (inb4 dick joke). It's just an overused joke. I'm not saying it is a bad joke, but it's literally just an image post of a very average joke..... :-/

Fuck it... /r/funny front page material.

[–]arnoldhino 0 points1 point ago

oh, reposts...

[–]jazza675 0 points1 point ago

REPOST

[–]LaLa0912 0 points1 point ago

"What is this a crossbow for ants?!"

[–]string97bean -1 points0 points ago

*You're

[–]J4B3 2 points3 points ago

I'm just glad he didn't say "ur" (shivers)

[–]xandan 2 points3 points ago

I think he was close enough...

[–]deja-vu-comment -1 points0 points ago

Because I needed a box in the subreddit /r/youtubecomments to highlight the comment on the YouTube video. Thanks

.

[–]scigs6 -2 points-1 points ago

Thats some funny shit right there

[–]MrJimmyRustles 1 point2 points ago

Real nice faggot.

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Excellent point 1com 296pts 11dys youtubecomments
Might be faked 0coms 12pts 3mos funny
Yeah, how do we know!? 8coms 34pts 3mos funny

source: karmadecay

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[–]M3nt0R 0 points1 point ago

So much ANGER in this post. Relax, my man. Downvote and move on. Maybe find a more suitable subreddit for your interests, there's no such thing as "reddit being the bastion of garbage and bullshit." when you have subreddits like /r/history /r/askscience /r/science /r/meditation and all sorts of other informative and mature subreddits.

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[–]M3nt0R 0 points1 point ago

Nah, I don't even really visit those, I just listed them because I assumed they were tailored to your interest. It seems science and askscience are against memes and they seem to moderate and delete many posts, but I'm not sure.

I visit other subreddits. One of my favorites is /r/fuckingphilosophy but I'm not sure it floats your boat.

/r/IWantToLearn is pretty cool as well.

There are a couple of others that I refuse to list publicly because I don't want them to get infested, though. That's why I previously listed the ones I did because I know they're already somewhat popular :P

Now I understand things leak out, but many subs really restrict memes and all that stuff. It depends on the culture, really. /r/trees is all about that goody-goody feeling, memes, insiders, sometimes circlejerk-type behavior, but there are other subreddits that deal with cannabis that are nothing like that.

[–]LostInEngland[S] -2 points-1 points ago

To be quite frank, my dear, the effort I put into the title was about the same amount as the effort you put into writing this poor attempt at an insult. Not much at all. But you clicked the link anyway, and I'm still not insulted. Go find someone else to take your mediocre life out on.

[–]lolbur -4 points-3 points ago

Oh, reposts..

[–]N_wah 0 points1 point ago

I just laughed out loud in the middle of the silent study section of the library.

[–]GARRETTKELLEY -2 points-1 points ago

Repost

[–]AlmostACanadian 0 points1 point ago

reddiquette Refer to: Don'ts, first don't

[–]GARRETTKELLEY -1 points0 points ago

Like I care

[–]WoodChuckWood -2 points-1 points ago