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[–]titan413 168 points169 points ago

Oh. I guess that goes well with this.

[–]strongcoffee 40 points41 points ago

"Post 'this' as a comment reply. 200 Downvotes."

[–]NeighborStrategy 18 points19 points ago

Where's Spacedicks?

[–]YoKaySo 60 points61 points ago

Why is /r/trees not one of the green properties‽

[–]titan413 24 points25 points ago

Agreed. Fairly ridiculous.

[–]Morass 23 points24 points ago

That is an easy fix, you just need to get 100 physical signatures on a paper petition and mail it in and it will be changed....
Your move r/trees.

[–]nathaner 6 points7 points ago

Haha, because fuck apathetic stoners.

[–]panda_nectar 2 points3 points ago

I like your interrobang.

[–]mothermilk 9 points10 points ago

Why is this even real? and wheres the 4chan version?

[–]Iggyhopper 42 points43 points ago

Wouldn't be that good because all the community chest cards are "OP is a faggot."

[–]Buckwhal 7 points8 points ago

"Everyone is a faggot."

[–]skottdaman 1 point2 points ago

No, I believe that is the 4Chan Monopoly

[–]imaunitard 6 points7 points ago

You done goofed. Cyberpolice backtracing too advanced in this version.

[–]NiceOneAsshole 14 points15 points ago

I see nothing wrong with this.

[–]titan413 3 points4 points ago

There aren't any meme arrows.

[–]NiceOneAsshole 8 points9 points ago

Free Parking should be green text

[–]SeisGurl9 9 points10 points ago

I love how just any theme can be converted to a Monopoly version. This did well except for the railroads. I don't see a strong enough link between the four. Love the Free Parking though.

[–]Doctor_Loggins 8 points9 points ago

Hory shet, is there a corresponding list of SS and NP cards? I would play the shit out of this.

Pieces: Vote, Reddit alien, Envelope...

Houses = Posts

Hotels = Frontpages

[–]titan413 10 points11 points ago

I haven't seen cards or anything to go with it, but it seems like they'd be easy enough to make.

"Repost pays you dividend of 50 Upvotes"

"You have been appointed Mod of a subreddit! Pay each player 50 Upvotes"

"Take a ride on the Karma Express"

[–]tomutwit 3 points4 points ago

Someone PM me if they want to do that. I'd love to help!

[–]Doctor_Loggins 4 points5 points ago

I'd be interested, but I would need a list of actual cards first so we could properly translate. I don't know where my Monopoly set is. Probably in hell plotting more evil deeds or something.

[–]SeisGurl9 4 points5 points ago

How would Posts and Frontpages look as pieces?

[–]Doctor_Loggins 5 points6 points ago

Good question. Maybe Posts would be an arrow with a 1 embossed on it like

../\

/....\

.|1| (ignore the dots, they're there for spacing)

and frontpages would be bigger arrows with a 1k instead of a 1?

[–]blyan 464 points465 points ago

Making memes that contain memes making fun of the same meme and getting on the front page making fun of getting on the front page and collecting karma while making fun of collecting karma WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BRAIN

[–]Newo92[S] 328 points329 points ago

Look dude, I just threw some text over a picture in MS Paint.

[–]Girth_of_the_Bereave 70 points71 points ago

Yeah, ha, a likely story. Everything on reddit is a trifling attempt to steal all our precious karma!

[–]kolboldbard 45 points46 points ago

Don't you mean taint our precious karmanic fluids?

[–]Mr_A 21 points22 points ago

Are you some sort of deviated prevert?

[–]bluemonkeys5 2 points3 points ago

Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about karma?

[–]gramaticadelespano 5 points6 points ago

Joke about taint goes here

[–]blyan 42 points43 points ago

Look dude, I just threw some text into a box on reddit and submitted it.

[–]Newo92[S] 25 points26 points ago

[–]Mongoose42 2 points3 points ago

I am LOVING this conversation.

[–]Number1LurkingCatNA 20 points21 points ago

YOU KNEW VERY WELL WHAT IT WAS THAT YOU WERE DOING, DON'T LIE.

[–]MacaRonin 13 points14 points ago

This text could use more bold.

[–]Lord_Herp_Derpington 5 points6 points ago

And got to the front page with over 2000 upvotes

[–]Newo92[S] 13 points14 points ago

Yeah funny how that worked out.

[–]destiny24 93 points94 points ago

Yo dawg.

[–]zHellas 2 points3 points ago

YES THIS IS DAWG

[–]thedudeabides- 10 points11 points ago

memeception

[–]notsurewhatiam 28 points29 points ago

The irony... I can't handle all this irony.

[–]thedudeabides- 5 points6 points ago

this whole thread is gold

I'm going to go wash myself now

[–]titans2206 9 points10 points ago

we have to go deeper

[–]ShakespierceBrosnan 6 points7 points ago

MEMEnto

[–]VoiceofKane 6 points7 points ago

The MEMEstige?

MEMEsomnia?

BatMEME Begins?

[–]Bluemoon_333 11 points12 points ago

It's memes all the way down

[–]ricklegend 10 points11 points ago

This meme can be reposted in 1 month.

[–]CranberryBogMonster 7 points8 points ago

Can you really call "beating a dead horse" a meme though, considering it's an idiom in English and is far older than the internet?

Unless you want to consider idioms in general a form of pre-internet cultural meme, which isn't necessarily the craziest thing to argue to be honest.

[–]Inthethickofit 4 points5 points ago

You just had the conversation all by yourself. Do the rest of us even need to be here?

[–]sideous 2 points3 points ago

No argument necessary.

meme/mēm/

Noun:

  1. An element of a culture or behavior that may be passed from one individual to another by nongenetic means, esp. imitation.

  2. An image, video, etc. that is passed electronically from one Internet user to another.

[–]khdutton 173 points174 points ago

Go directly to /r/spacedicks
ಠ_ಠ

[–]Newo92[S] 147 points148 points ago

Do not make the front page. Do not collect 2000 upvotes.

[–]Estydeez 36 points37 points ago

[–]OrangePrototype 18 points19 points ago

Suddenly jail doesn't seem so bad.

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 9 points10 points ago

I'd gladly take the chair.

[–]bloodiedfencer 20 points21 points ago

Why in gods name would you link this. I MUST CLICK EVERY BLUE LINK!!

[–]UncleTedGenneric 64 points65 points ago

[–]d_wootang 9 points10 points ago

click

[–]Draedgal 14 points15 points ago

Blue link ? I've got a purple one.

[–]Draedgal 2 points3 points ago

Yes, this one !

[–]motortheboats 6 points7 points ago

[–]CTRL_ALT_RAPE 10 points11 points ago

ಠ◡ಠ

[–]Robeleader 49 points50 points ago

This counts as you using it, correct?

[–]Newo92[S] 63 points64 points ago

Nailed it.

[–]random_potatoes 89 points90 points ago

It level: Nailed.

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 13 points14 points ago

Le gem level: Facebook gold.

[–]random_potatoes 10 points11 points ago

Bravery level: So.

[–]SalamBro 5 points6 points ago

Friendzone

[–]a1088245se 24 points25 points ago

Its funny because this post is beating a dead horse and atm you are top of page 3.

[–]evoim3 23 points24 points ago

Page one in 6 minutes.

Jesus christ. This man is the reddit messiah

[–]vocaltalentz 6 points7 points ago

Community Chests: /r/gonewild

[–]maplebar 9 points10 points ago

Will somebody please draw out the concept for this and get the guys in r/programming to code up something playable? I'd love to play this with other redditors.

[–]dirice87 5 points6 points ago

why not do it yourself?

[–]thegriefer 5 points6 points ago

Please, you're asking a redditor to do something?

[–]MrEctomy 3 points4 points ago

Community Chest

You must post pictures of your breasts on r/gonewild.

[–]TMG98 3 points4 points ago

[–]haikuginger 3 points4 points ago

[–]sheldonismyfather 4 points5 points ago

Why would you keep the card until needed? Couldn't you use it right then and there?

[–]teknoire7 2 points3 points ago

It should say this card may be kept until need to repost.

[–]bksphoenix 0 points1 point ago

let's play

[–]AnthonyCharlesXavier 0 points1 point ago

Really? We're on this again? How everyone is beating a dead horse? In my mind every post saying that is now beating a dead horse.

And if something is voted to the front page of /r/funny then that means the majority of the people who have seen it found it funny. That probably means they have never seen it before. But they're glad to have seen it. No-one can be on reddit 24/7 so yes there will be reposts that go to the front page. Deal with it.

Oh and yet another poll on Facebook posts. I thought we already decided this one? Why can't something on Facebook be funny. Does Facebook have some mythical unfunny powers?!

[–]djinfish 3 points4 points ago

I feel compelled to make a mock up of a reddit monopoly board now

[–]BrokenSamurai 0 points1 point ago

Shockingly accurate.

[–]EpicLord 0 points1 point ago

I'll put this in my back pocket for when I want some karma.

[–]Halbrium 0 points1 point ago

What is the "Boardwalk" and "Park Place" of reddit?

[–]Ikelton 2 points3 points ago

Neil Degrasse Tyson and cats.

[–]Halbrium 3 points4 points ago

I would think subreddits would be the "properties"

[–]Banzaiiiii 0 points1 point ago

Sticking with the tried and tested. I feel obligated to say SO BRAVE!

[–]RihannaIsStoic 1 point2 points ago

In the comedy industry we call this, "Reviving the Horse".

[–]JangSaverem 0 points1 point ago

Know whats nice about this? YOU MADE IT. sure its not much but its better than a damn image of a board game with no content added but a title.

[–]tigglebiggles 1 point2 points ago

this card should read "may be used indefinitely"

[–]dontich 1 point2 points ago

You clearly beat a dead horse by saying everyone beats a dead horse.

[–]CoyoteStark 0 points1 point ago

It's amazing the speed in which we beat a horse to death. I think this time it was only 3 or 4 "monopoly" posts.

[–]nimiety 1 point2 points ago

Jackpot. dingdingdingdingdingdingdingding

[–]infernal_llamas 0 points1 point ago

This should be an award like mold, but good....

[–]Sandy_106 1 point2 points ago

Someone with a shit load of time to waste should make a reddit themed Monopoly board. That'd be interesting to play.

[–]Amogh81602 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone see the Monopoly game at McDonalds?

[–]yuval3210 1 point2 points ago

Reasons this wasn't funny: 1) I can't read cursive.

That is all.

[–]Rape_Stink 1 point2 points ago

I'm gonna repost this in a month

[–]teh_spazz 0 points1 point ago

Or reposted.

[–]ScotteeMC 0 points1 point ago

This is so meta.

[–]jaber2 0 points1 point ago

81st place

[–]Kre8_noyz 0 points1 point ago

I'll sell for one million dollars, Bob

[–]IAMA_Ghost_Boo -1 points0 points ago

Can also be used to get one free circlejerk.

IE: This thread.

[–]Mileskitsune -1 points0 points ago

reddit, you amaze me. you turned the expression "beating a dead horse" into one of the most beaten dead horses of all time.

[–]longpassword -1 points0 points ago

Once this hits 2000 upvotes, this might end up being the most meta meme ever.

[–]notharley 0 points1 point ago

A dead horse beating a dead horse, with a dead horse.

[–]UncleTouchy1 0 points1 point ago

Memeseption!

[–]spolt 1 point2 points ago

Irony. This will be posted again.

[–]moonbasealpha 0 points1 point ago

Can't wait to see this again on the front page in about a week.

[–]Durchii 0 points1 point ago

Would you like to build your property on Fuck Romney Drive, Ten Guy Terrace, or OAG Lane?

[–]29castles -1 points0 points ago

Hey guys! Have you heard the story about colby and jolly ranchers in the cum box?!

[–]iTCHed 0 points1 point ago

You are ruining the economy by giving this to everyone free!

[–]DaMountainDwarf -1 points0 points ago

You're really beating a dead horse with this one.

[–]ru5ty -1 points0 points ago

talking about reddit beating a dead horse is the new dead horse

[–]VoiceofKane 0 points1 point ago

This doesn't even make sense. You've replaced the "Get Out of Jail Free" card with the "Go to GO" card.

[–]derekdanger 1 point2 points ago

This card will be available for repost in 3 days.

[–]its_comin_up 0 points1 point ago

Could you actually sell these cards to other players in monopoly? Tally that up to another rule about monopoly I didn't fucking know until now.

[–]concise_wisdom 0 points1 point ago

Definitely going to use this next turn.

[–]KyMerra 0 points1 point ago

make sure this post stays with only 2000 upvotes

[–]Shapalo 0 points1 point ago

Beating a dead horse - that's disgusting.

[–]kairoseki 0 points1 point ago

Right now this post is at 2048 upvotes...

[–]DSShinkirou 0 points1 point ago

At first the image didn't load, and I thought the point of the link was that it was broken because of Reddit.

[–]rebjean 0 points1 point ago

Irony.

[–]supaphly42 0 points1 point ago

"May be sold"

More truth to that on reddit these days than I prefer to think about...

[–]maffige 0 points1 point ago

so meta. oh shit now im being even more meta. meta-ception, shit

[–]mpordon 0 points1 point ago

I was tempted to downvote you since you were above the 2k upvote threshold in your picture.

[–]Styoxy 0 points1 point ago

I think I found the IRONY

[–]Bluemeanie92 0 points1 point ago

It's funny because this meme is also beating a dead horse.

[–]TheOtherSideOfThings 0 points1 point ago

You're going to have a hard time finding the front page if you have an iphone.

I'll take those 2,000 upvotes now.

[–]tmetrvl 0 points1 point ago

Hey, that's the get out of jail card not the community chest card.

[–]creepyswaps 0 points1 point ago

I blame each and every one of you that it came to this. If you don't up-vote, they will go away.

I've never been one for down-voting, but thank monopoly for changing my thoughts on the matter.

tl:dr - now I know why down-voting exists.

[–]Derpy_Bird 0 points1 point ago

10 out of 10 would buy.

[–]orthag 0 points1 point ago

Ironically, by complaining about some one beating a dead horse, you yourself are beating a dead horse.

[–]jjjjffffjjjjffff 0 points1 point ago

-insert vaguely related Anchorman quote-

Followed by 1000 replies, all Anchorman quotes, that are unrelated and contribute absolutely nothing to the discussion, all highly upvoted because it's obviously so hilarious quoting something that has nothing to do with anything.

[–]Mr_A 0 points1 point ago

Alright, I'll be the guy:

Apparently this is a "response" to some other posts. What are they?

[–]Darkanglesmyname 0 points1 point ago

I was honestly expecting another gameboard. Thank god.

[–]cold_rush 0 points1 point ago

How does this piece of shit gets to the frontpage? Seriously it's not even clever.

[–]diableriekindred 0 points1 point ago

I want someone to make this a game and give it to me. I love all the monopoly games and a reddit one would be a nice addition to my small collection.

[–]thesepigswillplay 0 points1 point ago

Someone should make a reddit monopoly board game.

[–]SebasV96 0 points1 point ago

Someone HAS to make this game. No excuses.

[–]Rascolito 1 point2 points ago

Oh, the irony.

[–]PigFacts 0 points1 point ago

Unlike dead horses, pigs are immortal. They can live indefinitely if fed high-protein grains and peppermint schnapps.

[–]czeineld 0 points1 point ago

Don't fucking troll monopoly like that!

[–]Ktsea 0 points1 point ago

This will only become a Memeception if it gets crossposted five times

[–]bwarman 0 points1 point ago

Is this what they call "original content"? It's been so long! How I've missed you!

[–]conal- 0 points1 point ago

POSTCEPTION.

[–]kneb 0 points1 point ago

pot calling the kettle

[–]JUDGE_YOUR_TYPO 0 points1 point ago

I find this much harder than this post suggest.

[–]BigStare 0 points1 point ago

And, just like clockwork, here come the complaint posts to accompany the annoying meme taking over the front page.

[–]speenis 0 points1 point ago

DAE Think Reddit is a circlejerk? Upvotes to the left!

[–]InfrasonicTom 0 points1 point ago

Go directly to r/spacedicks do not pass r/gone wild do not collect $200

[–]Surfing_magic_carpet 0 points1 point ago

You collected too many upvotes, time to share.

[–]thetylertheking 0 points1 point ago

Well...their you go! You have over 2000 upvotes!

[–]Kanel0728 0 points1 point ago

Hah, it doesn't have 2000 yet. 23 more to go.

[–]dsk 0 points1 point ago

I'd pay for a reddit-themed monopoly board. Someone make it happen!

[–]fco83 0 points1 point ago

If reddit is any game, its clearly the crazy cat lady game

[–]Drive207 0 points1 point ago

Don't criticize beating a dead horse as your kicking it yourself.

[–]puddyspud 0 points1 point ago

Take my money!

[–]ColbyM777 0 points1 point ago

I feel like this is ironic...

[–]Slowhand09 0 points1 point ago

Community Chest: You've just won a date with OAG. She's now following your every move.

[–]unhappymagicplayer 0 points1 point ago

2000 upvotes... someday maybe

[–]Gabe_20 0 points1 point ago

NOOO 15 people have to downvote so it will be 2000

[–]deeznutz12 0 points1 point ago

Collect your 2000 upvotes good sir. And may you not get a single more for the sake of the joke.

[–]Ninsha 0 points1 point ago

This is so meta.

[–]Ionlywanttoinsultyou 0 points1 point ago

Isn't talking about the dead horse beating at this point also a form of dead horse beating?

[–]Speedfreak501 0 points1 point ago

I made a back to the new post cards http://i.imgur.com/jFMO2.png

[–]superjeffbridges 0 points1 point ago

Oh, the irony.

[–]MapleReddit 0 points1 point ago

How much karma do i need?

[–]norealpurposehere2 0 points1 point ago

Community chest: You whined about other submissions

Collect infinite karma.

[–]brosenfeld 0 points1 point ago

This must be why I've never been on the front page.

[–]TheBluePanda 0 points1 point ago

Dat Brush Script

[–]timothy035 0 points1 point ago

I don't get it. Where is the cat doing something silly?

[–]jkim972 0 points1 point ago

You forgot to mention that this card may also be reused

[–]Carl_Sagans_Bong 0 points1 point ago

I may be downvoted for this, but people that believe in a deity are deluded.

[–]Castigar2000 0 points1 point ago

This guy gets my vote for being the face on all the upvote money.

[–]secretlygaywalrus 0 points1 point ago

I'd buy it!

[–]KiNGFroG -1 points0 points ago

Why is this funny?

[–]Jandklo 0 points1 point ago

Beating a dead horse is beating a dead horse.

[–]AwesomeGrant 0 points1 point ago

Downvoted to make sure you stay at 2,000 Upvotes. NO CHEATING!

[–]bigrob1 0 points1 point ago

I hope for his sake VA get the get out of jail free card.

[–]donutsalad 0 points1 point ago

I think the people who like to piss and moan and bitch like fucking faggot losers point out that someone is karmawhoring, are the ones who are really 'karma' obsessed.

[–]Kinglink 0 points1 point ago

Kind of wish it said "This card may be reused as necessary"

[–]BigClifty 0 points1 point ago

*Uses card

"Well it's a good thing the card told me where to advance to, since I would have no idea if I used Apple Maps!"

*Collects 2000 upvotes

[–]MatureLemonTree 0 points1 point ago

This irony of this post is mind numbing.

[–]Toxicpopcorn 0 points1 point ago

Isn't this beating a dead horse by complaining that everyone is beating dead horses, and everyone is also complaining about everyone beating dead horses?

[–]Bazofwaz 1 point2 points ago

Complain about beating a dead horse. Advance to front page with 1856 karma.

[–]ShowstoppingEnigma 1 point2 points ago

Who in their right mind would sell 2000 upvotes? Unless they sold it for more than 2000 upvotes.. O.O

[–]FutureMarineJTS 0 points1 point ago

Oh god, the horrible things I would do to this world for that card in my hands...

[–]kevinc69 0 points1 point ago

Beating a dead horse on Reddit, a bad thing?

You're not new here, you should know better.

Reddit-Home of the dead horse beaters.

[–]Gooperslop 0 points1 point ago

This needs to happen.

[–]meeb12 0 points1 point ago

we need to make sure you stay at 2000

[–]BladeFlare 0 points1 point ago

this is ironic

[–]buzzbros2002 0 points1 point ago

Shouldn't it be Le Community Chest?

[–]mikerhoa 1 point2 points ago

That would be so fucking great if someone created an entire Monopoly game with the Reddit concept.

Money= Karma, the pieces are the alien, Carlton, Doctor Who, Socially Awkward Penguin, etc, you have r/atheism ave and r/funny ave and r/spacedicks gardens and r/trees ave and r/adviceanimals ave, bans= Jail, IT COULD TOTALLY WORK!!!!

[–]DISREPUTABLE 0 points1 point ago

Say it aint so........ohohoho OWE!

[–]fish1414 0 points1 point ago

Eventually this will get reposted