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[–]Gynominer 129 points130 points ago

I've always wanted to try eating mac and cheese with two powder packets but never worked up the courage. What would I do with all of those extra noodles? But one day, after a camping trip, I had a box of shells and cheese that had gotten wet. The noodles were gross sludge, but the cheese sauce had been saved! I smiled. Lady Luck had shone on me and given me an unbelievable opportunity.

I took advantage and used the cheese sauce on regular mac and cheese from the box. This left me with, you guessed it, two powder packets in my possession and only one box of noodles. My friends, sometimes all the cards play your way. Soon enough, I boiled up the second box of noodles and BOOM! used two cheese powder packets on them. I thought my mouth was going to explode from the tang of artificial cheese. It was everything I'd expected and more. I nervously checked myself for an orange complexion in the mirror the next day. One of my life goals was complete.

[–]circusgeek 42 points43 points ago

http://www.firehousepantrystore.com/lbchedpwd.html

Bulk Kraft Cheese Sauce Powder. That is all.

[–]FireFly3347 17 points18 points ago

This is the greatest find in my lifetime

[–]chriscancook21 11 points12 points ago

This is excellent. Made me laugh uncontrollably for several minutes and I have no idea why.

[–]havingasandwich 3 points4 points ago

it's r/funny, my friend

[–]Camizow 18 points19 points ago

r/funny isn't usually that funny.

[–]Fixdgear 1 point2 points ago

Then why would he be laughing?

[–]TheFedds 3 points4 points ago

And I quote "BY THE POUND". Sweet Jesus.

[–]tellmebiologyfacts 1 point2 points ago

this is disgusting! they don't even ship to Canada! WTF is this bullshit!?

[–]gnome12585 8 points9 points ago

Not only am I going to follow your brave example but I'm writting you in for my presidential vote. Its forward, brave thinking like yours that will lead us to a better tomorrow. GYNOMINER 2012.

[–]borisvonboris 4 points5 points ago

The most delicious of candidates

[–]archeusdevine 0 points1 point ago

Commence Mac 'N Cheese Experiment 001.1: code name double bag.

[–]Dat_Karmavore 0 points1 point ago

Damn, you know a good party brotha.

[–]KDNketchup 0 points1 point ago

Try it with ketchup. That is all.

[–]QuoterHorse 373 points374 points ago

Have you ever tried mac and cheese... ON WEED?

[–]n-some 15 points16 points ago

Well I was going to say on drugs, I've now had mac and cheese with 4 different drugs, and it's awesome every time.

[–]andrzejellis 13 points14 points ago

Honestly, the only drug I've had Mac & Cheese on that wasn't fun was alcohol. I got pretty sick the next day.

Then again, that may not have been the Mac & Cheese's fault. The tequila was probably partly to blame.

[–]buttking 3 points4 points ago

I've always had good luck with mac and cheese while drunk. Except I'll only eat like half of it, wake up the next morning to a killer headache and half a pot of mac and cheese that's been sitting out all night. Generally at that point I say "fuck it. I need food anyway I guess" and eat the leftovers.

[–]Ducksaucenem 2 points3 points ago

Oh ya take the easy route and blame the alcohol. I would like to see several medical journals and expert opinions to back this claim. And I mean tons, written in ways I can't even understand.

[–]muskoka83 3 points4 points ago

"On WEED" and "On drugs" are the top 2 comments on the Imgur page.

This one is my favorite though.

[–]Xx420xcirclejerker69 109 points110 points ago

How many weeds do I need to inject to make myself like Mac and cheese? Pls respond

[–]NotaMethAddict 45 points46 points ago

[–]LinT5292 43 points44 points ago

Statistics show that the death cases by marijuana increased by x4 over the past 15 years.

That's... technically correct, actually.

[–]SluXXz 68 points69 points ago

Yeah. 4 x 0 = 0

[–]SSJwiggy 7 points8 points ago

And that's the best kind of correct.

[–]godlessatheist 4 points5 points ago

Taco Bell would probably run a pro legalization ad.

[–]perhaps_relevant 5 points6 points ago

Like 3 whole weeds.

[–]HoneybeeProfessor 2 points3 points ago

I think you need to inject 2 weeds and then smoke 3 heroins...

[–]steezenskis 3 points4 points ago

you ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill?

[–]monster-hesh 5 points6 points ago

there's a dude sitting in the bushes, does he have a gun? I DON'T KNOW MAN I DON'T KNOW

[–]Toats_magotes 3 points4 points ago

Have you ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill on WEED?!?

[–]andrzejellis 12 points13 points ago

No, because once I have the weed, I no longer have the twenty dollar bill. It's rare that I have both at the same time.

[–]Dirtyund3rwear 0 points1 point ago

[–]NextDayAir 77 points78 points ago

I just had an argument with my girlfriend and her daughter this past weekend over mac and cheese.

I am so fucking sick of eating that shit but her daughter will eat nothing but mac and cheese. I cook a whole pot roast with all the fixings and it came out delicious, "I don't want that, I want mac and cheese." I grill burgers or hot dogs or chicken or steak, "I rather have mac and cheese." We order pizza or chinese, "Do they have mac and cheese?"

I could go my whole life without eating it again and I'd be content. So Sunday, the kid (she's fucking 14 for hell's sake) made 3 boxes of mac and cheese for her and her mother. (and me, but I wanted no part of it and said so from the beginning) After they ate, I decided to grill up some burgers for myself, much like I said I was going to make earlier.

When I sat down with two luscious, juicy, tasty cheeseburgers, I got so much shit. Fuck it, they can eat all the mac and cheese they want. I'll cook for only myself for a few weeks and then see how they feel about mac and cheese.

[–]probably_a_bitch 81 points82 points ago

Until you said her age, I was picturing a 4 year old.

[–]geoper 12 points13 points ago

yeah when he mentioned her age in the second paragraph I though I was being long storied.

[–]kaydub88 102 points103 points ago

You see my parents had this awesome menu of options when I would come to dinner. The menu consisted of Take it or Leave it.

Why are you pandering to a 14 year old?

[–]NextDayAir 61 points62 points ago

short answer, not my actual kid so my authoritah holds no weight.

[–]geoper 18 points19 points ago

And obviously there is much more to the relationship than just this story, but I would have a hard time dating someone who would make such poor and dangerous decisions for their child.

[–]that_thing_you_do 14 points15 points ago

Stop using Mac and Cheese as a crutch, bro.

[–]n8wolf 2 points3 points ago

Slowly put different cheeses and toppings into the mac and cheese. Find the ones she likes and then make full meals surrounding those elements of the dish. Worked for my older brother who had the same dietary desires as a child.

[–]iesvs 4 points5 points ago

Peanut butter sloppy joes for EVERYONE!

[–]AATroop 2 points3 points ago

COFFEE FOR EVERYONE

[–]KarmaticDuck 6 points7 points ago

Seems like they're on a very healthy diet. Shit like this would drive me up the wall. You're a trooper for putting up with nonsense like this. I'm hoping this girl is pretty damn great for you to stick around when she does such crazy parenting things.

I don't understand how a parent gets to the point of letting their child get away with eating only one type of food. And letting the child continue with that diet until they're a teenager?! What causes such crazy?!

Good luck with this, dude.

[–]NextDayAir 3 points4 points ago

well, we both came from a different generation with strict families. We both had to go through the whole "You can't leave the table until you clean your plate" on liver and onions night. To this day there are foods that both of us can't eat because of the bad memories.

She decided that she doesn't want to bring her kids up in that type of environment and has said something to the effect of, "She's a kid and has one childhood and I want to let her enjoy it." on several occasions.

While I CAN appreciate the sentiment of all that, she is way too light on her daughter. Who, overall, isn't THAT bad a kid. Hell, I was much worse than her at that age and feel like an asshole when I think back on what I put my mother (single parent) through.

bottom line, not my kid, so I have no authoritah!

only thing I can do is take away the internet. Funny how you get to block individual MAC addresses at the router and then when asked just throw your hands up and say, "I don't know what's wrong. Must be a virus." It helps being a tech geek who is one step ahead of the kids these days.

[–]ChiefBromden 5 points6 points ago

Eating a healthy diet and not eating shitty processed carbs and fake cheese errday, does not ruin a childhood or "not let her enjoy it".

[–]mx- 6 points7 points ago

have you ever had a mac and cheeseburger? make hamburger, put mac and cheese on it in place of just cheese, enjoy.

[–]4r10r5 11 points12 points ago

That is called hamburger helper.

[–]candyman420 4 points5 points ago

You shouldn't date 14 year olds.

[–]PlutoNash 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, bu imagine the little genius that can make 3 boxes of the stuff for her and her 14 year old mom.

[–]troissandwich 97 points98 points ago

Mac and cheese is so much better when you're on drugs

[–]jascri 15 points16 points ago

Depends what kind.

[–]BaronVonSlapNuts 32 points33 points ago

I love how everyone assumed you were talking about the kind of mac and cheese.

[–]jascri 3 points4 points ago

Me too.

[–]n8wolf 2 points3 points ago

Those are some dank noodles man. Pack me up a bowl.

[–]The_Razor 30 points31 points ago

Velveeta shells FTW!

[–]geoper 6 points7 points ago

[–]andrzejellis 4 points5 points ago

Spongebob Mac & Cheese is scientifically proven superior to every other variety of Mac & Cheese.

[–]chicksrock 4 points5 points ago

Annie's Arthur Macaroni and Cheese... Specifically made with Arthur-shaped pasta.

[–]Erectsean 1 point2 points ago

word.

[–]Hu_dat 3 points4 points ago

Kraft with a handful of extra shredded cheese and candied bacon bits.

[–]matt1267 3 points4 points ago

Yesterday I had Smoked Gouda with Cranberries mac and cheese after ingesting a little herb. One of the best meals of my life

[–]I-fixed-nothing 8 points9 points ago

Mac and cheese is so much better when you're on drugs

FTFY

[–]olsmobile 19 points20 points ago

I never understood this type of argument. Roller coasters are fun, that doesn't mean I need to ride a roller coaster to have fun, the same can be said for partying.

[–]MyAnonymousAlt 35 points36 points ago

I don't need alcohol to have fun, but why start a fire by rubbing twigs together when you have a lighter.

[–]FCOS 5 points6 points ago

Or ethanol ;)

[–]SunAndCigarrets 8 points9 points ago

Or meth.

[–]JasonoftheOregonauts 4 points5 points ago

Or mac and cheese.

[–]sortofabstract 36 points37 points ago

Maybe the question you should be asking yourself is, Have you tried drugs?

[–]SunAndCigarrets 39 points40 points ago

I dont need drugs to have fun, but I'll take them anyway.

[–]ChaoticAgenda 17 points18 points ago

This person right here has it figured out.

[–]Heating_Up 37 points38 points ago

Obviously you've never tried LSD.

[–]n8wolf 5 points6 points ago

or drugs... period

[–]path0gen 8 points9 points ago

Or psilocybin mushrooms...

[–]Herdsoot 2 points3 points ago

Or macaroni with tomato sauce...

[–]htravic17x 5 points6 points ago

The guy that wrote that was high as shit

[–]thebayway 3 points4 points ago

The person who wrote this is overweight. Food is not entertainment.

[–]beccaonice 4 points5 points ago

I don't understand why people need to eat mac n cheese in order to have fun, have you tried drugs and partying?

[–]kerykeion 14 points15 points ago

WHY DOES R/FUNNY CONSTANTLY UPVOTE THIS TYPE OF FUCKING SHIT TO THE FRONT PAGE!? IT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY.

[–]undersuit[!] 6 points7 points ago

Mac and cheese drug parties sound like an awesome idea.

[–]VicYesterday 3 points4 points ago

Keep pretending he came up with that on his own.

But I know he found it on Tumblr a couple of weeks ago...

[–]strangeeducation 3 points4 points ago

But have you had mac n cheese while on drugs at a party?

[–]Pewpewpwnj00 4 points5 points ago

I love people that say "X is wayyy better than drugs"... without ever having touched drugs.

Yes Mac and Cheese is amazing... and most certainly even better on drugs.

[–]sta1994 -1 points0 points ago

Mac and cheese is amazing

[–]soggit 2 points3 points ago

unlimited juice!? this is going to be the best party ever!

[–]Bless_Me_Bagpipes 0 points1 point ago

Mac and Cheese doesn't get you laid.

[–]Hoosier_Jones 2 points3 points ago

Clearly OP and the facebooker have never tried drugs.

[–]beersticker 0 points1 point ago

One time I tried deep fried Mac and cheese triangles. My mouth cummed.

[–]SuperBlastex 0 points1 point ago

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS FUNNY

[–]thewander 1 point2 points ago

Mac and cheese is dangerous.

[–]daytukRjobs 2 points3 points ago

Weed- I could really go for some Mac n cheese

Cocaine- lets mix the Mac n cheese really fast and then swallow it all at once while doing jumping jacks

Ecstasy- lets rub the Mac n cheese all over our bodies while waiting for the drop

Heroin- Ill suck your dick for some Mac n cheese man

[–]Raeki 1 point2 points ago

My mother used to make mac and cheese with tuna when I was a kid. I hated it then but now that I'm thinking about it I really want it.

[–]ragingeagles -2 points-1 points ago

I Mac 'n' Cheesed once but I didn't swallow.

[–]GOONicus -1 points0 points ago

I was literally just at a party and there was mac n cheese that someone left out. It was amazing (the mac n cheese)

[–]kt00na 0 points1 point ago

I know a guy who did mac 'n' cheese for like a week straight, and now he thinks he's a glass of orange juice.

[–]Krystalpantss 0 points1 point ago

Whenever I eat Mac and Cheese, I feel a little bit of shame, considering I typically eat a whole box worth by myself.

[–]VuVuZeLa42000 1 point2 points ago

Sorry I dont have the pallate of a 6 year old who only eats mac m cheese chickennuggets and drinks chocolate milk

[–]cdalmeida 0 points1 point ago

Or pringles

[–]Auraven 1 point2 points ago

Steve Byrne can vouch for this.

[–]CGord 1 point2 points ago

Cue My Drunken Kitchen where she adds beer to her mac n cheese mix.

[–]pooponagoose 0 points1 point ago

Have you ever had mac n cheese...on weed?

[–]Lamar_the_Usurper 0 points1 point ago

[–]wtfOP 0 points1 point ago

quality post on /r/funny, as always.

[–]CrazyWTCheeseWiz 0 points1 point ago

Definitely saw someone else post this on facebook. Where are they getting this from?

[–]ROBaddict 0 points1 point ago

Are you Canadian?

[–]rcatt 0 points1 point ago

mac and cheese shapes :)

[–]Presch 0 points1 point ago

In Ireland, we're still waiting for it to be invented, Call into the pub when it is

[–]karnim 0 points1 point ago

But some drugs are so much healthier and better for you than mac-n-cheese.

[–]siddharth12533 0 points1 point ago

Have anyone tried chocolates...??

[–]homerrsexual 0 points1 point ago

yea i agree, if you stick mac n cheese into your ass, you get the high of your life. trust me. don't use that kraft's bullshit. i'm talking about boston market and up

[–]fatcolin123 0 points1 point ago

I have heard from several sources that Mac 'N Cheese is a white people thing.

[–]Zacca 1 point2 points ago

Overrated. But then again, I'm Swedish. Only had it once, didn't enjoy.

[–]lifelesslies 0 points1 point ago

my friend put this up on sept 28th to fb

[–]CallMeCasper 0 points1 point ago

You say that but have you ever had Mac and cheese while on drugs at a party?

[–]JewBear3 0 points1 point ago

Buster?

[–]OliRanson 1 point2 points ago

Some of us are lactose intolerant :'(

[–]kimiekat 0 points1 point ago

Awe snap, awe snap, come to my macaroni party and we'll take a nap.

[–]tooschool4kool -1 points0 points ago

Mac and Cheese with Chocolate Milk. Good god the lord will smile upon thee.

[–]scrupples 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand why people need to buy fancy clothes or fancy cars in order to feel good about themselves.

[–]p0mmesbude 0 points1 point ago

so I was listening to pandora while surfing reddit: http://i.imgur.com/DJ6XE.jpg guess I really should stop doing drugs an give them a try. Scary...

[–]troublemaker101 0 points1 point ago

Hey! He's my facebook friend!

[–]civilian11214 0 points1 point ago

I dunno, drugs are pretty cool-especially aspirin.

[–]90s_kid1997 -1 points0 points ago

Mmmm Mac n cheez is da bom I luv itso muc I dnt no abt drug tho they weerd

[–]icebat114 0 points1 point ago

Without Annie's..I'd be nothing

[–]ShekMonstar 0 points1 point ago

With ketchup... or I am just weird

[–]HighAssBear 0 points1 point ago

As a bear I would like to say how much I love a bowl of Mac n cheese... after a bowl of weed that is.

[–]thesonicreducer 0 points1 point ago

Whoever posted this is a virgin, no doubt about it

[–]LosJones 0 points1 point ago

http://www.smacnyc.com/ worlds best Mac n cheese. The menu never ceases to amaze.

[–]ethosaur 0 points1 point ago

Mac n cheese= Party starter ahoy.

[–]catnip51 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one that thought of these commercials when I read this status? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdeQZANLmH0

[–]contingeon 0 points1 point ago

Yes, snorting the powder will get you super high.

[–]YoureMyBoyBloo 0 points1 point ago

I have tried mac and cheese. It is phenomenal.

Have you tried partying on drugs?

[–]AllpowerfulGenie 0 points1 point ago

You used to be cool, America.

[–]titanicx 0 points1 point ago

How the fuck does this shit have 1400 upvotes?

[–]angrygrouse 1 point2 points ago

like anything in life, I developed a tolerance to mac and cheese that only cocaine could replace.

[–]elbruce 0 points1 point ago

This is something only an Ent would say.

[–]RalarenOTC 0 points1 point ago

My soulmate. Who is this person?

[–]HighInAK 0 points1 point ago

But have you tried Mac 'n Cheese while you were high?

[–]FuckinJabberwocky 0 points1 point ago

But...the combination...

[–]shawnkelly 0 points1 point ago

As a Canadian, I can confirm this.

[–]jackpg98 0 points1 point ago

Celiac :(

[–]toodetached 1 point2 points ago

Clearly you've never done drugs... Or you are obese and food is your drug. In which case you suck at doing drugs.

[–]wikkedwhite 0 points1 point ago

Has he tried drugs?

[–]inkslave 0 points1 point ago

I can find no flaw in this postulation. Especially if it's soul food style!

[–]swag_city 0 points1 point ago

You ever try weed...on mac n cheese?

[–]Imhotep64 0 points1 point ago

Nope fuck you; even mac and cheese needs drugs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUwnVA6GNXo

[–]ridrummer14 0 points1 point ago

Have you tried mac and cheese....on drugs!?

[–]Scarynig 0 points1 point ago

[–]mingling4502 0 points1 point ago

this person has obviously never done drugs and ate mac and cheese before

[–]thebigcatdoctor 1 point2 points ago

Rape

[–]captainkev 1 point2 points ago

Have you ever tried Mac n cheese..... ON WEED?!!!

[–]Kris_Carter 0 points1 point ago

Mac N Cheese ...............................not even once.

[–]thefuckingscenery 1 point2 points ago

This is literally my life...

[–]Bluebird_North 0 points1 point ago

Lactose Intolerant. Not fun.

[–]TheAethereal 1 point2 points ago

To be fair, Mac and Cheese is probably worse for you than many drugs.

[–]genki831 -1 points0 points ago

I used to get drunk and then go out on the streets looking to score crack. I'd usually have a fifty on hand as that was a decent amount of crack to enjoy myself for the night. If I couldn't find any I'd just go to Qdoba and spend $6 on a burrito and be just as satisfied. I eventually stopped doing crack and moved on to heroin. Then I found out that eating while high on heroin is about as good as it gets.

[–]trevbot 1 point2 points ago

Your and my definition of fun, vary, wildly.

[–]ineedagrownup 0 points1 point ago

I usually downvote Facebook screenshots but I laughed at this one.

[–]dantendoink 0 points1 point ago

Alergies

[–]Chucklehole 0 points1 point ago

I just put black beans in my Kraft mac and cheese..It was delicious..I was drunk

[–]Kitehammer 1 point2 points ago

I simply combine the drugs and macncheese.... magic happens

[–]ElBorrego 0 points1 point ago

I bet he has never tried Mac n Cheese high as shit. If he did you would understand why people do drugs.

[–]TigerLilyy 0 points1 point ago

Funny. I have tried Mac n' Cheese but would rather be having a bowl of the finest sativa so....

[–]aheadwarp9 0 points1 point ago

I guess all the partiers are gluten/lactose intolerant...

[–]Psychedelic_Leg 0 points1 point ago

No he's not

[–]puffball69 -1 points0 points ago

because sometimes drugs are the only thing keeping you from going insane and landing in a mental asylum again. ignorant fucks.

[–]Mavrikson 0 points1 point ago

have you tried mac and cheese....on weed???

[–]pie3141 0 points1 point ago

haha one of the girls from my school copied this and put it on twitter... dummy

[–]crispyinc 1 point2 points ago

Have you tried drugs?

[–]deathtoEA 0 points1 point ago

have you ever tried doing drugs and then eating mac and cheese? Flawless logic right there

[–]CecilThunder 0 points1 point ago

Its called Kraft Dinner

[–]qwert_trewq -1 points0 points ago

[–]MagnusExcelsior 0 points1 point ago

Post this in /r/drugs and see how well you fare.

[–]specialsoccer 0 points1 point ago

There must be steroids in my macaroni and cheese.

[–]Hazy_V -1 points0 points ago

You know you can eat mac n cheese on drugs, right? But that's fine if you just want to have it by itself, if you want to limit yourself to that...

[–]kentamari 0 points1 point ago

mac and cheese. not even once.

[–]kmson7 0 points1 point ago

talk about copypasta about actual pasta

[–]BoneSeer 0 points1 point ago

Or or...bear with me here. Get high then eat the mac and cheese....best party ever!

[–]Biebal 0 points1 point ago

reading all these macncheese story's, I'm glad to be a dutch guy brought up with normal food. Stamppot boerenkool is a great example: food you can look forward to eating as a kid, with great nutritional value. I'm sorry but Americans eat to much crap. (one starts to wonder why there are so many obese people in the US)

[–]bluemirror 0 points1 point ago

with lobster and some nice bread crumbs on top

[–]juspeter 0 points1 point ago

This is the same opinion I had on drugs and alcohol before I took drugs and alcohol.

[–]batfiend 1 point2 points ago

I'm lactose intolerant, so I just do meth.

[–]Fenrirr 0 points1 point ago

Hi my name is Dave, and I have been off artificial cheese and noodles for 3 weeks

Hi Dave

[–]XJ_Tyler 0 points1 point ago

Have you ever tried Mac and cheese drunk?!

[–]Taegyun1 0 points1 point ago

have you tried mac n cheese high...

[–]thatissomeBS 0 points1 point ago

I too am fat.

[–]mustCRAFT 1 point2 points ago

Why don't we have both?

[–]SlckJwdBtnk 0 points1 point ago

I'm lactose intolerant. So drugs it is.

[–]ncstategopackjack 0 points1 point ago

thanks, mom

[–]Balls2TheFloor 0 points1 point ago

Macaroni and Cuervo

[–]sir0zeke 0 points1 point ago

I despise Mac and Cheese, and drugs, and parties, and fun.

[–]isuphysics 0 points1 point ago

Mac n Cheese - Matt Mulholland http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDHbh9Nw0Zo watch it, its worth it.

[–]goldpickle 0 points1 point ago

stony mac n cheese, nuf said

[–]BaconBombThief 0 points1 point ago

Someone's never had absinth.

[–]kbiscool6 0 points1 point ago

Crack and Speed... now I feel bad.

[–]LongLostPirate 0 points1 point ago

Try adding a can of Chili to mac n cheese - mmmmmm

[–]shpngln 0 points1 point ago

The question is; have the mac n cheese guy ever tried drugs???

[–]GodDammitBobby 0 points1 point ago

That stuff clogged the bowl pretty bad...