this post was submitted on
694 points (51% like it)
11,728 up votes 11,034 down votes

funny

subscribe2,604,442 readers

8,028 users here now

Please take our newest poll about facebook posts

Reminder: Political posts are not permitted in /r/funny. Try /r/PoliticalHumor instead!

NEW! No gore or porn (including sexually graphic images). Other NSFW content must be tagged as such

Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress. Try /r/politicalhumor instead.

  • Rage comics - Go to /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 127 comments

[–]sehrfine 28 points29 points ago

Can someone post the other link with the Australian Monopoly, please?

[–]lyxDeslic_[S] 6 points7 points ago

It wasn't that one, I can't find it now but it was actually funny and involved a kangaroo.

[–]AdvocateForLucifer 4 points5 points ago

American Monopoly? Monopoly is clearly Canadian, as you can tell from the colourful money.

[–]SnakeDoc6 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, what a bunch of loonies.

[–]TournamentDirector 49 points50 points ago

String betting is not allowed, first verbal utterance is binding. You called and may not raise until your next turn to bet

http://i.imgur.com/vBr0r.jpg

[–]Wasoomi 63 points64 points ago

As an Iraqi, I approve this message

[–]teusz16 63 points64 points ago

I like you. Don't step outside.

[–]sheepyowl 46 points47 points ago

Hah, you're talking with a Redditor here...

[–]josephanthony 19 points20 points ago

And that my friend, is why he's still alive.

[–]Marbug 4 points5 points ago

maybe he is in a cave? Or not who he seems to be?

[–]ImActuallyLieing 4 points5 points ago

So... He's Batman?

[–]Birdslapper 12 points13 points ago

Phew, most Iraqis seem to have a short fuse about these kinds of things

[–]E1Jefe 3 points4 points ago

ISeeWhatYouDidThere.jpg

[–]sdiera231 -4 points-3 points ago

I don't know if I should be laughing this much or not.

[–]FeedMeBlueArrows 1 point2 points ago

Yessssss, just laugh and fuck off. Feed me damnit.......just fuckin do it.....

[–]Wasoomi 3 points4 points ago

YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO....

[–]FeedMeBlueArrows 3 points4 points ago

DONT TELL ME TO NOT TELL YOU WHAT TO DO!!!!

[–]Birdslapper 1 point2 points ago

YOU WILL HAVE ORANGE ARROWS AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

[–]FeedMeBlueArrows 1 point2 points ago

NOOO. YOUR DESTROYING THE PURPOSE OF MY NOVELTY ACCOUNT!!!!

[–]thedooze 87 points88 points ago

This post is the bomb

[–]Akerfeldt 34 points35 points ago

It'll explode if it gets to the front page.

[–]thedooze 45 points46 points ago

Wish it was mine

[–]Akerfeldt 29 points30 points ago

I'm having a blast with these jokes.

[–]thedooze 22 points23 points ago

We're really blowing this comment string up.

[–]Akerfeldt 19 points20 points ago

We're having a big impact on this comment string.

[–]BioGenx2b 9 points10 points ago

Sometimes a really good joke triggers the next.

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]Akerfeldt 12 points13 points ago

We need to go fission for some more puns.

[–]thedooze 20 points21 points ago

I re-fuse to go to Google.

[–]Clamburglar 12 points13 points ago

You might combust if you do

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]sviper9 8 points9 points ago

And Boom goes the dynamite.

[–][deleted] ago

[deleted]

[–]Its_An_Arms_Race 18 points19 points ago

That fucking smiley face...just smiling...and smiling...waiting for me to embrace my fiery death.

[–]rumple_skillskin 9 points10 points ago

Or, waiting to provide you with a harem of post-explosion virgins!

[–]Its_An_Arms_Race 2 points3 points ago

I like the sound of that!

[–]caltheon 1 point2 points ago

missing macbooks

[–]thebangoe 1 point2 points ago

Smug bastard.

Edit: not you, the smiley face.

[–]BraveSaintStuart 16 points17 points ago

a.k.a. Cambodian Monopoly.

[–]SwedishReply 6 points7 points ago

As an Iraqi, I feel sad about this

[–]Expiced 0 points1 point ago

Don't get sad dude, every county has it's own stereotypes so instead of hating it enjoy it!

P.S: I'm Iraqi too =)

[–]jamurp 0 points1 point ago

I'd still rather a mine than Old Kent road.

[–]SomeFokkerTookMyName 0 points1 point ago

Okay, who else succumbed to the urge to click and try playing it?

[–]kamel_08 7 points8 points ago

Huh, I thought Halliburton was the only Iraqi monopoly

[–]GonzoVeritas 6 points7 points ago

They cross market this same game in Afghanistan.

[–]FrusTrick 1 point2 points ago

Shit, someone's bound to claim copy right infringement here...

[–]SparkySoDope 3 points4 points ago

Careful... There's a five around.

[–]Johnceeking 1 point2 points ago

Fantastic idea! I will add "raise you" to my RES filters! Oh RES, cutting out karma whoring one filter at a time.

[–]Vessix 1 point2 points ago

These monopoly posts are getting really stupid. How is minesweeper in any way related to the game of monopoly?

[–]wittleBunnyfoofoo 3 points4 points ago

Well played...

[–]undercoveruser 15 points16 points ago

That was well played.

[–]Rizzpooch 6 points7 points ago

84 seconds?! What is this guy? Rainman?

[–]MikeOfAllPeople 5 points6 points ago

Deal with it.

[–]dukes11 2 points3 points ago

Secret is hold down the curser on the smiley when deciding what to square to click. This stops the timer. When you want to make your move make sure you move the curser off the smiley when letting go or you'll lose.

[–]Hydrothermal 2 points3 points ago

xyzzy?

[–]unluckyBastard69 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to baghdad, where your first step may be your last.

[–]last_of_the_romans -1 points0 points ago

Former Yugoslavia Monopoly

[–]2xatotheron -1 points0 points ago

My first reaction was to click on a square. For about 30 seconds I was wondering why nothing happened...time for bed!

[–]akppve -1 points0 points ago

there is a mine under every square.

[–]toolusingmonkeys -1 points0 points ago

Hahahahaha! Also, I know someone that has some old denari to sell you. They might be worth 1000x what you invest !!!!

[–]ninefivedelta -1 points0 points ago

I believe you mean Afghanistan, the most heavily mined country on earth.

[–]SurvivalOfWittiest -1 points0 points ago

I thought it was a GIF, so I waited for the punchline for 30 seconds.

[–]Trindal -1 points0 points ago

Anyone else stare at this hoping its a gif, but not wanting to check the address bar for fear of missing something?

[–]youwerethatguy -1 points0 points ago

Would have been much funnier if it said Korean Monopoly.

[–]vaginarox -1 points0 points ago

Where every move kills you

[–]Dat_Karmavore 0 points1 point ago

Minopoly.

[–]great_gape 0 points1 point ago

OH Iraq huh. hum let me up vote you sir.

I'm a d-dag hipster so I think upvoting the idea of an Iraqi, even tho your're not, will make me a better person.

[–]333kyary 0 points1 point ago

I see your post and raise you a shut up with your shitty title.

[–]Josh_The_Boss 0 points1 point ago

This has -10 points on Imgur, but is the front page on Reddit. Wut.

[–]sweetgreggo 0 points1 point ago

Winner.

[–]SulfurLeech 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha

[–]trehaag 0 points1 point ago

I kept staring at it thinking it was a gif.

[–]marsamHearts 0 points1 point ago

Middle eastern monopoly

[–]stencilizer 0 points1 point ago

Iraqi roulette

[–]fore-skinjob 0 points1 point ago

The links broken for me. But let me say that I sincerely home the board has a "Kuwait City" space in the spot which is traditionally "Boardwalk"...

[–]dash141 0 points1 point ago

I viewed this on my iPod and touched the picture thinking I was playing when it was full screen.

I don't even care.

[–]callosting 1 point2 points ago

As an Iraqi American laughing at this so hard hurt my heart.

[–]LarneyStinson 0 points1 point ago

This is Iraqi Risk...

[–]Wonderfish10 -1 points0 points ago

OP is a noob. That's not even expert.

[–]downtotheground 0 points1 point ago

Who else clicked on one of the squares?

[–]MmmOnions 0 points1 point ago

Not a Gif (Jif).

[–]transgenichybrid 0 points1 point ago

HA

[–]Airsinner 0 points1 point ago

I aint gunna grizzle Mate.

[–]rifflescraffel 0 points1 point ago

This is the only that made me laugh

[–]xCARDx 0 points1 point ago

Dammit I was gonna post this but Jenga. To soon?

[–]shit_happens_to_me 1 point2 points ago

As an Iraq War Veteran, I agree with this assessment.

[–]pisdrunxrich 1 point2 points ago

This isnt monopoly, this is actually minesweep

[–]Ushankaclock 0 points1 point ago

I prefer frogg

[–]thisandthatandthis12 -1 points0 points ago

As an Iraqi, thank you for the biggest laugh I've had all week/month (maybe year, I'll get back to you...)

[–]Hawkknight88 1 point2 points ago

What happened to posting this shit as comment replies in the original thread? Why is your self worth based on mild amusement and fake points?

[–]koat -5 points-4 points ago

Unoriginal, unfunny memespeak title, posting a new link instead of replying to the original monopoly thread, and godawful pun filled comments...to the front page, this is grade A reddit material!

[–]GANGNAM_GUNDAM 0 points1 point ago

From the comments on Imgur:

Hawkey 19 points : 24 minutes ago reply As a verteran...I don't think this is funny.

And why the fuck would anyone care?

[–]andrewsmith1986 -4 points-3 points ago

Do windows pcs in those countries come with minesweeper?

[–]Anticonn -1 points0 points ago

Actually I remember reading somewhere that there is a rebranded version of minesweeper that ships with PCs to the Middle East, Africa, and some former Soviet countries. Game play is the same, but without mines to make it more "friendly." I do not recall the source, and have not been able to find on Google immediately, so it's possible that I just made this whole thing up.

[–]Jamiegrant -3 points-2 points ago

Am I the only one that clicked on the image expecting it to work?

[–]mcMCGirard -1 points0 points ago

Apparently.

[–]desertjedi85 -2 points-1 points ago

Lay off the drugs.

[–]harsh2k5 -1 points0 points ago

Thanks to the cluster bombs and depleted uranium the US left there.

[–]LeapYearBoy -3 points-2 points ago

didn't know what to expect

[–]mkdz 0 points1 point ago

What's the original?

[–]1leggeddog 0 points1 point ago

This isn't monopoly.

Its frogger.

[–]xlink174 0 points1 point ago

not funny.

[–]overused-meme-alert -5 points-4 points ago

I see your Australian Monopoly and raise you

ding ding ding

[–]Pooho 1 point2 points ago

dong you touch my tra la la?

[–]kat-man-did -5 points-4 points ago

is this beginner mode?