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[–]IanFin 34 points35 points ago

The originial: http://abstrusegoose.com/297

Why don't people link to the original?

[–]umenthum -1 points0 points ago

Love Abstruse Goose. Only comic I read other than xkcd.

[–]AphoticSketch -4 points-3 points ago

IKY

[–]toastie 15 points16 points ago

I don't know why i clicked this.

[–]NightOwl58 11 points12 points ago

It was blue.

[–]crushmastac 4 points5 points ago

Personally, I'm glad I took the risk.

[–]Cinnamon__Buns 1 point2 points ago

For the cock

[–]1trull2many 4 points5 points ago

Word around the office is you've got a fat cock.

[–]ScubaSteve12345 0 points1 point ago

I've got a fat cock. We should rub them together....with oil.

[–]Owy2001 5 points6 points ago

Even if it wasn't the full punchline, the title pretty much ruined the joke for me.

[–]need4snacks 0 points1 point ago

When I clicked on this. What was I

[–]Chubbstock 0 points1 point ago

I thunk this would have been just as funny minus over half of those middle frames. Punch line was obvious

[–]OfeyDofey 0 points1 point ago

I am dissapoint

[–]Whale_Bones 0 points1 point ago

Thought the finger was mine, so I tried to move my mouse out of the way

[–]kinyon -1 points0 points ago

I clicked on this at school, I DONT GIVE A FUCK