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[–]Noway_Man 217 points218 points ago

For a moment there I thought there would be an AoE reference in this.. http://i.imgur.com/OqSQU.jpg

[–]dpops 23 points24 points ago

Scumbag priest. Converts, doesn't stick around to heal.

[–]Dsch1ngh1s_Khan 8 points9 points ago

That's exactly what I was thinking. Use him against his own people! >:D

[–]geeca 7 points8 points ago

CONVERT A CATAPULT TO CHRISTIANITY!

[–]Diabolical_Intention 8 points9 points ago

Wait, this isn't an AoE reference?

[–]gargamak 4 points5 points ago

If it was, the guy getting in OP's face would become his loyal servant rather than run away.

[–]Viperwolfs 23 points24 points ago

Why did her shirt change colors?

[–]Ootachiful 109 points110 points ago

That's what the Priest in Age of Empires does, he converts enemies to your side and changes the colour of their uniform. "Wololo" is the noise he makes when converting someone.

[–]weatherbot_five 18 points19 points ago

Aka my text message notification.

edit: for those requesting a link, I'd recommend how I got mine. I download the free AoE soundboard app for android (and surely ios) which also has convenient options for setting notifications. I will provide a link when I get home, but until then, just try googling aoe soundboard app.

[–]ajvpot 3 points4 points ago

Can I get a link to that

[–]kunoburesu 10 points11 points ago

Sign in using Facebook or Twitter

Fuck you, but okay, I really want this text tone.

Now that you've signed in with Twitter you should connect this account to a new account at our site

WTF?

EDIT: A link that doesn't require you to have an account to some website you'll never go on again

[–]ddplz 1 point2 points ago

Thank you kind sir.

[–]One-77 1 point2 points ago

It worked for me. Just right clicked the page and chose Save As. On Chrome BTW.

[–]umadbrew 2 points3 points ago

i must have this.

[–]flying-sheep 2 points3 points ago

i have the castle’s spawn sound.

[–]matt01ss 8 points9 points ago

Everyone puts wololo, but no one ever puts neemeneeenemeneeeenemeee

[–]CarlFromAccounting 10 points11 points ago

I prefer Abe's Odyssey. YOUYOUYOUYOUYOU

[–]DiaDeLosMuertos 2 points3 points ago

What is that from?

Edit: I mean "neemen" whatever

[–]yandere_for_you 7 points8 points ago

She was converted to the other army.

[–]bobfincheimer 7 points8 points ago

The monk converted her to the red team...

[–]Gallifrasian 2 points3 points ago

You question the shirt color change, but not where the battle-axe came from?

[–]ForumWarrior 2 points3 points ago

It came from hammerspace.

Enjoy the rest of your day!

[–]whichgame 3 points4 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tBqdKGiqnI

Warning!!! HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA is related.

[–]blake_n 3 points4 points ago

Play it in multiple tabs.

[–]TransfoCrent 1 point2 points ago

Sounds like a chainsaw...

Quick Edit: Now it sounds like a ton of pissed-off bees.

[–]shiftius 2 points3 points ago

Warning me will only make me watch it... Again, and again... And again.

[–]hardaysknight 2 points3 points ago

In AOE, you could tell what team a person was on by the color of their clothes

[–]MaiesioFurry 2 points3 points ago

hoyoyoyoyo

[–]derkrieger 4 points5 points ago

We only care for one priestly phrase on this internet!

[–]Witeout88 1 point2 points ago

Sweet. Girls are filled with bacon.

[–]shanoxilt -1 points0 points ago

[–]JackandClaud 342 points343 points ago

repost, but damn am i glad to read this again. thanks OP

[–]Turkey459[S] 145 points146 points ago

I literally thought about this randomly today at work, and just started fucking busting out laughing. co-workers stared at me. Had to repost

[–]vebent 181 points182 points ago

I don't know about you, but this one gets me everytime.

[–]Quasarsuperstar 4 points5 points ago

Fuck you, almost gave me an asthma attack from laughing even though I dont even have asthma

[–]REDDIT_HARD_MODE 37 points38 points ago

Oh God this was too much too much! I love it!

[–]Mister_Meowgi 13 points14 points ago

I keep trying to figure it out... What's Bickabebia?

[–]TheLonelyLighthouse 13 points14 points ago

Wikipedia

[–]boondoggler 2 points3 points ago

shiggy diggy diddle

[–]TrollKy 2 points3 points ago

About once per year the founder of Wikipedia Jimmy Wales ("Dimmy") has a banner at the top of the site asking for donations to keep wikipedia running. That was the face that was photoshopped in the thread.

[–]r00x 21 points22 points ago

When discussing 4chan posts, I am reminded of this little number.

[–]kyL617 1 point2 points ago

Fucking Gamestop man.

[–]Good_Guy_Graig 6 points7 points ago

Oh fuck I'm in tears right now! Hhahahaha!

[–]SkiBum90 4 points5 points ago

Gold. I was in tears at work trying to stifle the laughter, still got a few weird looks though.. 1000% worth it, would read again

[–]wulfgang 3 points4 points ago

Hadn't seen that one - good thing I wasn't drinking.

[–]DonSwanson 1 point2 points ago

I shouldn't of looked at that on the train, it's a hard job trying not to burst out hysterically in public.

[–]Sockin 1 point2 points ago

Last chance to look at me, Jimmy....

[–]AlkarinValkari 0 points1 point ago

4chan is indefinitely more hilarious than Reddit, thing is you have to wade through a metric dickton of uselessness to find the good stuff....well I guess its kind of a lot like Reddit, except there I can insult the integrity of your rights as a human being without being downvoted.

[–]lorddcee 0 points1 point ago

Why don't we have threads like that here? /r/photoshopbattles maybe... anyone has gems like that?

[–]RPC-Yttrium 11 points12 points ago

I read this 2 minutes ago and I'm still laughing my ass off. Thank you.

Edit: Random "a" apparently.

[–]HolyShazam 4 points5 points ago

This seriously had me in tears. The best I get out of Reddit usually is a chuckle or two.

Thanks for the (apparent) repost! I look forward to seeing this on Reddit again.

[–]Not_Carl 0 points1 point ago

And it wasn't even Reddit.

How does that make you feel, sir?

[–]ecto1ajon 0 points1 point ago

This is one of my favorite reposts.

[–]ScienceNAlcohol 0 points1 point ago

it's the best re-post ever

[–]GeekPlaya -1 points0 points ago

Read this in Gilbert Godfree's voice

[–]nicholaaaas 0 points1 point ago

except you know it right off the bat... there's no trying to remember it. "oh this again?"

[–]King_Sour_D 24 points25 points ago

WOLOWOLOWOLO

[–]expecto_pastrami 16 points17 points ago

Oh god...

what's that smell?

[–]waltsnider 6 points7 points ago

Why's the floor wet?

[–]Revikus 16 points17 points ago

And why do I feel a terrifying presence in my soul?

[–]vaelon 56 points57 points ago

marvel as you ascend into your planar form........priceless

[–]ccberton 17 points18 points ago

Thank you I've been having a shitty day and this is just what i needed. Thanks OP

[–]Confidence_For_You 1 point2 points ago

Just remember how beautiful you are, and your day will get better.

[–]Billz2me 18 points19 points ago

i dont want no trouble ya hear

[–]Sambospudz 17 points18 points ago

sometimes you have to hand it to them. They come up with some funny shit

[–]patiperro 5 points6 points ago

Still not consistently enough to lurk there... I'd rather read the 'repost' of the 'highlights'.

[–]Jiggay 2 points3 points ago

Sounds like reddit.

[–]Baelorn 1 point2 points ago

That's the general idea.

[–]deja-vu-comment 46 points47 points ago

Be careful not to confuse it with wololo, or else he may become your ally (and change colour).

.

[–]Skvid 7 points8 points ago

But what about the whole "once you go black you never go back" rule?

[–]yandere_for_you 21 points22 points ago

Wololo superseeds that rule.

[–]derkrieger 10 points11 points ago

Wololo was one of the weapons outlawed by the Geneva Convention for that very reason.

[–]jravish 15 points16 points ago

just cracked up in class

[–]brentose 7 points8 points ago

I was at work, CFO came in and I had tears in my eyes. Obviously I was staring aimlessly at a random excel spreadsheet by the time he could see my screen. He thinks I get real emotional about my work.

[–]The_cake_is_real -4 points-3 points ago

Same... I really need to stop going on reddit in class.

It's ironic because I'm writing this in class right now.

[–]theone181 0 points1 point ago

The_cake_is_a_lie

[–]TotalUninanonynymity -1 points0 points ago

I just busted out laughing at my uni library and sat there for a good 10 minutes smiling like an asshole. One of the greatest things I've read in a while.

[–]gijimayu 12 points13 points ago

I though he was describing Zoidberg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_WI0VI7aIw

[–]swanpenguin 2 points3 points ago

I was imagining Zoidberg the entire time. What a visual.

[–]heyguiz11 15 points16 points ago

thank god this is a screen cap and not a link to 4chan, im afraid to go there.

[–]eblees 14 points15 points ago

Come on try it, all the cool kids are doing it.

[–]gooddrunky 14 points15 points ago

4chan: not even once.

[–]schitso 3 points4 points ago

KawaiiPiranha reference?

[–]Ranxeroxxx 6 points7 points ago

That's my purse, I don't know you.

[–]Jokuki 4 points5 points ago

Damnit Bobby, you can't go around kicking people in the groin.

[–]HairlessSasquatch 7 points8 points ago

Don't defend yourself! Just shit your pants!

This has been another episode of "Advice from the internet"

[–]axelsar 0 points1 point ago

Take out your phone. Call the cops. Problem solved.

[–]IMMatthu -1 points0 points ago

Lol

[–]Not_SlenderMan 0 points1 point ago

You know where you are, dude? You shouldnt say things like that here..

[–]IMMatthu -1 points0 points ago

Meh, I'm down far enough.

I'll get away with it, this time...

[–]fucking_leverpostej 3 points4 points ago

Someone enlighten me. Please.

[–]mossfilms 6 points7 points ago

The last line gets me every time.

Every. Time.

[–]Not_SlenderMan 1 point2 points ago

Every. Single. Tiem?

[–]Fuentidos 0 points1 point ago

Lyk dis?

[–]weaselsqueezer 4 points5 points ago

I don't think I have ever laughed this hard alone before. I had the perfect image in my head.

[–]AmateurChemistry 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, I lost it in the middle of class. This is golden

[–]Delucabazooka 1 point2 points ago

someone should really make a video explaining how to do this with an example cause i would LOVE to see that!!!!!!!!!!

[–]neonion 1 point2 points ago

Karma decay (including original post to /r/4chan) for those interested. Link

[–]bking885 2 points3 points ago

funniest thing i've read in awhile

[–]amcuriosity 2 points3 points ago

Someone elaborate on planar form .... Google talking of geometry planes/ flat

[–]Dudedood 3 points4 points ago

Pretty sure it's talking about planes of existence or power. Like gods or something.

[–]Captain_A_Lion_Eye 1 point2 points ago

Actually trying to visualize myself doing this resulted in me bursting out in laughter in class. Thank you.

[–]Mojey 0 points1 point ago

MY sides! They hurt so much!!

[–]ipushback 0 points1 point ago

this brought tears to my eyes

[–]FenrirIII 0 points1 point ago

Final Step: Bring a change of clothes.

[–]adikid89 0 points1 point ago

I found this surprisingly effective, albeit mildly embarrassing.

[–]rickshaw_johnson 0 points1 point ago

Wish I would have known this in high school..

[–]AnticScarab3 1 point2 points ago

No joke, I've always thought that the best self-defense technique would be the ability to vomit at will. If some dude is up in your grill and you shoot projectile vomit in his face, I guarantee he backs down. You just have to keep a fierce, confident posture. Vomit like a warrior. This is what you'll look like.

At the very least, no one could beat you up and still look cool after that. He definitely won't impress whichever chick he was trying to impress.

[–]bwmcmaste 0 points1 point ago

I find that this also works.

[–]snotf 0 points1 point ago

I feel like this has frontpaged before.

[–]ThunderSteel666 0 points1 point ago

wut

[–]InfernoGuy29 1 point2 points ago

Oh sweet Jegus. This made me lol.

[–]stencilizer 0 points1 point ago

And this is how you convert someone to Christianity.

AOE2 ProLifetips

[–]Bridgewaterbau599 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha I was reading this during class and almost exploded while the teacher was giving lecture.

[–]ChappyWagon 0 points1 point ago

I was getting way too much amusement out of actually acting this out as I read it.

Then I pissed and shat.

[–]PuffsPlusArmada 0 points1 point ago

Thus is 4chan

[–]clark-kent-55 0 points1 point ago

I can't upvote this enough

[–]mobocrat707 -1 points0 points ago

If some 4chan need tried this in real life, he'd Probly just get socked in the face

[–]disobeyedtoast 1 point2 points ago

This isn't even my final form!

[–]Bluedemonfox 0 points1 point ago

Want to get out of a fight? Why not Zoidberg?

[–]NapaLife -2 points-1 points ago

Repost faggot

[–]tinyphreak 0 points1 point ago

This made me laugh so much that I started to tear up, in the subway on my way home from the cinema.

[–]J3N0V4 0 points1 point ago

and that isn't even my final form

[–]Drtrider 0 points1 point ago

This made my innards hurt from laughter. Is there a sub reddit for junk like this?

[–]tookule4skool 0 points1 point ago

Holy crap I can't stop laughing, I think my coworkers in the other cubicles think I'm insane...

[–]SolairesApprentice -1 points0 points ago

It's funny now, but it was a lot funnier when it was posted several months ago.

[–]AntToeKnee 0 points1 point ago

sounds very zoidberg

[–]syosm 0 points1 point ago

I'm so glad this is back. This is by far my most loved post to exist on Reddit.

[–]vonkey 1 point2 points ago

I had to upvote so I can see it later so I won't laugh so loudly in class.

[–]Sianz63 0 points1 point ago

I'm crying right now

[–]hauer543 0 points1 point ago

this litteraly made me lmao hitting the bong.... i imagined some little mexican kid with alfalfa hair doing this.

[–]rustyarrowhead 0 points1 point ago

there should be a not safe for class tag; I was fairly close to bursting.

[–]dahockeymasta12 0 points1 point ago

r/classic4chan

[–]drillguy 0 points1 point ago

first time i laughed all day, i commend you good sir

[–]I_sometimes_lie 0 points1 point ago

This is a repost noob.

wolowolowolowolowolowolowolowolowolowolo

[–]TheLactatingPickle 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this before but i still can't stop laughing

[–]redboxmike 0 points1 point ago

Everyone keeps forgetting the "I-OWE-YO-YOU" part!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg_n7U2yI-I

[–]Blargame 0 points1 point ago

Why is there a 4chan post on reddit?

[–]BJCrossland 0 points1 point ago

This made my night.

[–]jbabbcomics 0 points1 point ago

This is amazing.

[–]zewomenz 1 point2 points ago

Hopefully I wasn't the only person making the noise and following instructions up to the pissing and shitting parts.

[–]RedStill 0 points1 point ago

please repost this some more

[–]SgtPingwen 0 points1 point ago

It's been a while since I've imagined something so vividly.

[–]Fordiman 0 points1 point ago

[–]duke7883 0 points1 point ago

Kept waiting for the part where it turned into wolowizard.

[–]Mr_Hyde1 0 points1 point ago

Burst out laughing in the middle of class.got so many strange looks

[–]hotnvicious5 0 points1 point ago

Love the post, but IfRepostThenBoobs I am waiting on you...

[–]seafish47 0 points1 point ago

I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. Thanks for that

[–]Flapjack42 0 points1 point ago

I just laughed for about 5 minutes straight

[–]moderndaymenace 0 points1 point ago

HAHAH now I know what. 4chan is

[–]Awen89 0 points1 point ago

The mental imagery makes it even more hilarious. Can't stop laughing, I'm in actual pain.

[–]yawaketchum 0 points1 point ago

Me and my 18 year old sister acted this out in front of our family. Tears were shed. Stomach still hurts from laughing so hard!

[–]ihasakiwi 0 points1 point ago

God you got so lucky with this post. I posted it a while ago with like 5 upvotes.

[–]cbjerrisgaard 0 points1 point ago

New to me, but pretty much how I would expect a 4chan user to deal with a physical confrontation.

[–]MadaraUchihaFTW 0 points1 point ago

I have no idea if there was a reference but I found this fucking hilarious

[–]fexion 0 points1 point ago

..... what's a planar form ....? i'm somehow thinking 3d planes ...

[–]Aaeyo 0 points1 point ago

Fuck Reddit, I'm moving to 4chan.

[–]v4mpyr054 0 points1 point ago

Oh god... my sides..

[–]SchrodingerE 1 point2 points ago

WOLWOLWOWLWOWLWLWOLWOL....Hahaha thanks OP

[–]Omnislash1979 1 point2 points ago

thanks, i needed that

[–]funkymunk 1 point2 points ago

read this after a long day at work, made my day :)

[–]HipsterFuckingStar 0 points1 point ago

Who is out of work at this time of day? Hire me!

[–]funkymunk 0 points1 point ago

leave it be, guy. this job ain't cool anymore.

[–]brownbear454 1 point2 points ago

I laughed way too much at this

[–]synerrgy 1 point2 points ago

Woo wee that laugh brought a tear to my eye!

[–]Satanz666 -1 points0 points ago

WOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOO!

[–]cgilbert23 1 point2 points ago

I read this, I laughed, I thought about it some more, and then I laughed again.

[–]Jackiedees -1 points0 points ago

Repost from 4chan? Fuck you OP, there's a subreddit for this.

[–]Sinavestia -3 points-2 points ago

Thank you soooo much. This is the first thing I have ever seen on Reddit that has put me into crying hysterics.

[–]Wyattdh -2 points-1 points ago

I viewed this during a lock down practice at school and I laughed my ass of and everybody just looked at me like I was dumb

[–]zezing -2 points-1 points ago

I'm trying so hard to not let my boss catch me laughing right now

[–]amcuriosity 0 points1 point ago

Just what I needed before I left work.

[–]SheepwithShovels 0 points1 point ago

Well, that's what I always do.

[–]NoSeedsNoSeeds -2 points-1 points ago

Whoa. That was great

[–]m_aurelius -2 points-1 points ago

"do you even lift?" comes to mind here

[–]Roflcoptarzan -2 points-1 points ago

I laughed so hard my eyes rolled back into my head and I started pissing and shitting myself.

[–]treckooxx 1 point2 points ago

Lolwat.jpg

[–]HopefulWisdom -2 points-1 points ago

Just burst out laughing in the library, everyone around me now thinks I'm a psychopath.

No fucks given, thanks OP

[–]01110011011101000110 0 points1 point ago

Good that it was just a picture since I'm afraid to go to the actual site.

[–]IHateEveryone3 -2 points-1 points ago

They are so funny. What wackiness will they come up with next?

[–]Cuz_Im_TFK 1 point2 points ago

I seem to remember a redditor who claimed he tried this out in a back alley while very drunk and being mugged by 3 guys...

[–]Shortieally 0 points1 point ago

Oh those medical health professionals. They know just how to phrase things.

[–]LilPepper 0 points1 point ago

Okay, I am ready for the down votes but:

I don't seem to get it..

[–]Militaria 0 points1 point ago

What's to get? It's well-executed absurdity

[–]sutroheights 0 points1 point ago

I went to college with the guy in the picture. he'd be proud to be connected to such solid advice.

[–]-________________- 0 points1 point ago

[–]BoorishAmoeba11 -2 points-1 points ago

Who of you guys did this?

[–]veritas8911 -1 points0 points ago

I need to jump on the "repost a picture every 2/3 month" bandwagon so I can get free karma.

[–]-MD- -2 points-1 points ago

I almost laughed

[–]Kinomi -2 points-1 points ago

That's weird, the link was already purple

I didn't look at this today

GTFO REPOST

[–]Nyrb -4 points-3 points ago

But it's literally impossible to purposefully piss your pants, your body wont let you do it.

[–]Ajesteronly 5 points6 points ago

Bullshit, just did.

[–]Nyrb 0 points1 point ago