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[–]nail1r 39 points40 points ago

Not your dog and reposted a bazillion times.

[–]Siethron -4 points-3 points ago

Also asking it for a walk isn't what happened, I believe the dog sitter trained it to respond to "dildo" or something like that.

[–]Piotr555 0 points1 point ago

No, the trainer did say "wanna go for a walk"

[–]Siethron 1 point2 points ago

might be a different dog then, similar reaction though.

[–]geezimonly26 6 points7 points ago

lame attempt. just delete it...

just delete it man. we will forget it.

[–]chaser902109 12 points13 points ago

The day I believe this is you dog is the day I stop believing that Santa is really Jesus in disguise

[–]bestbeforeMar91 4 points5 points ago

That dog is so bad, it is constantly being given away. It is such a nightmare, people actually give away a furnished house to close the deal.

[–]Doc88888888 6 points7 points ago

downvoted, not only because of the repost, but also for your horrible username

[–]OtaConnor 3 points4 points ago

No you didn't, asshole.

[–]newfoundmass 2 points3 points ago

No, you did not ask your dog to go for a walk, as this is a repost. I assume you do not actually have a dog and based on your mentality toward dog identity theft, should never own one. Please give me your name and address so I can alert the SPCA of your mental instability.

[–]Ksudmb 2 points3 points ago

LIES

[–]SlippySlappy420 5 points6 points ago

not your dog

[–]SpiderDan1990 3 points4 points ago

you posted this half an hour after someone else said it. Are you not capable of reading?

[–]lovestory823 0 points1 point ago

This dog is totally not the op's dog.

[–]KingOfCopenhagen 0 points1 point ago

I have never felt this kind of happiness. Yet again no one has ever asked me for a walk.