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[–]mannix1126 87 points88 points ago

Dude on the right is faking...

[–]ritzcracker 32 points33 points ago

Little sneak put his hands down on the board so his nuts didn't have to absorb the 2x4 blast.

[–]Cyborg771 75 points76 points ago

Making him slightly less insane than his friends. Very slightly.

[–]gargamak 39 points40 points ago

I bet he was the one who talked them into this, too.

[–]wang_johnson 5 points6 points ago

For some reason "2x4 blast" has me in hysterics.

[–]MuffinatorXIII 22 points23 points ago

i don't know dude, sometimes the lightest tap on the nuts can hurt like a motherfucker

trust me, i got my fair share of kicks, slaps, punches and balls to the nuts

[–]seconnecter 44 points45 points ago

Balls to the nuts?

[–]MuffinatorXIII 16 points17 points ago

as in footballs and basketballs and such

[–]EnaBoC 2 points3 points ago

;)

[–]Naldaen 8 points9 points ago

My phone swung around in my pocket and hit me right in my left testicle. That was Thursday.

Today was the first day I didn't feel like I just gave birth through my scrotum.

[–]Hellothereawesome 1 point2 points ago

I don't think so...

[–]Aldrenean 2 points3 points ago

He's not faking, he's just pussying out at the last second. He does still get lifted off the ground by the force, I'm sure he at least took a sacktap.

[–]blackviper6 556 points557 points ago

What in the actual Fuck was supposed to happen?

[–]nmetso 421 points422 points ago

It appears to be the infamous tripple nutbuster

[–]Austin_Dagle 73 points74 points ago

I think it may actually be two nut busters and a wedgie.

[–]SQUID_FUCKER 105 points106 points ago

A good wedgie doubles as a nut buster.

[–]Austin_Dagle 33 points34 points ago

That is a factor I had not considered. I exalt your superior wedgie knowledge.

[–]FlatlanderMachine[!] 15 points16 points ago

Actually, 2 wedgies, and 2 nut busters. Look at the guy doing the jumping. He took both.

[–]blankfield 156 points157 points ago

I think you left out a "p" in trippple.

[–]tripplenegative 47 points48 points ago

No. He is correct. I would know

[–]alexduf 5 points6 points ago

FTFY «no he is not wrong, I would not ignore»

[–]TurtlePilot 24 points25 points ago

nah, the kid on the far right is totally milking it.

[–]FisherKing22 40 points41 points ago

Sometimes the most subtle of nut taps can cause the most severe pain.

[–]HamzasSister 5 points6 points ago

Any male who learned to ride a unicycle knows what you mean.

Perseverence keeps you going though.

[–]legion02 0 points1 point ago

Also fear of falling down.

[–]HamzasSister 3 points4 points ago

Actually anyone who learned how to ride a unicycle knows this doesn't happen. If you think about it compared to falling off a bike for instance. You have the wheel in front and behind so you cant put your feet down. From day 1 to learning how to ride a unicycle apart from trying to jump I have yet to fall down once. You literally just step off. You will start falling forward so you put your foot down. if you fall backwards once again you put your foot down. A lot of times the unicycle will shoot in front of you or behind you but you will still be standing. The only thing I can think of where you fall is if you get your foot stuck in the spokes which did happen to me once but I was holding onto a fence so I didn't fall.

[–]legion02 0 points1 point ago

I'd imagine it's hard to put your feet down and brace yourself if you're in the processes of curling up into the fetal position because of a nut tap.

[–]ThEgg 2 points3 points ago

I'm milking it right now.

[–]MacGuyverism 7 points8 points ago

Triple cripple nutbuster. And it flows well.

[–]whichgame 2 points3 points ago

Ah yes. The poor man's vasectomy.

[–]-Rusty-Shackleford- 39 points40 points ago

At first, I thought it was a failure... but the more I look at it, the more I'm convinced that it went down pretty much the way they intended.

[–]seniorsassycat 6 points7 points ago

I think they expected something more spectacular out of the right most kid, but the board snapped.

[–]InsufferableTwat 65 points66 points ago

"Let's punch each other in the nuts!"

"Are you CRAZY?! Let's get some equipment and a video camera and workshop this!"

[–]Ragnarok2kx 17 points18 points ago

Here's my take on it:

Guy on the middle is meant to act as a counterweight for the guy on the left, so both of them are almost weightless. The dude on the right would then help control the middle guy's ascent/descent with the seesaw to make the left dude to float as if walking on the moon or something.

Their main mistake seems to be the length of the rope. The whole thing might just have worked with a shorter one. Using pulleys and harnesses for the dudes being lifted definitely would've helped too.

Either that or this is just a Goldbergesque double wedgie double nutshot machine.

[–]facialhatred 30 points31 points ago

At least two of those three things, by the looks of it.

[–]Soviet_Waffle 26 points27 points ago

Gene pool removal.

It was successful.

[–]ducttape36 10 points11 points ago

time travel.

[–]jhaluska 20 points21 points ago

They were going for the exclusive triple Darwin award, from the looks of it we really need them to win it.

[–]13ored 27 points28 points ago

Exactly what you saw was.

[–]allthatsalsa 25 points26 points ago

Some of the dumbest stuff I've ever seen.

[–]eamantite 21 points22 points ago

They all made the same noise:
"AWWWWWWWWW"

[–]woofle07 13 points14 points ago

Except for the guy with the Slap Chop. That was more of an "AAAIIIIIYYYYEEEEEEEE"

[–]Blabajif 5 points6 points ago

And in an exactly identical tone. SCIENCE!

[–]DavousRex 21 points22 points ago

Why does this exist.

And why couldn't I stop watching.

[–]nizo505 13 points14 points ago

Ow my balls!

edit: word

[–]rehnis 9 points10 points ago

I ended up watching four nutshot video compilations

[–]WhiteKnightsAhoy 5 points6 points ago

Is this all the same couple guys, or as men do we all make the exact identical noise whenever hit in the nuts?

[–]13ored 4 points5 points ago

I think we all just make the same noise. It's nearly primal.

[–]SomeGuyNamedPaul 2 points3 points ago

Imagine all the wars their forefathers fought in and bled in just so they could pass along their Y chromosome and then this is what these clowns do with it.

[–]Genghis_John 2 points3 points ago

I don't think it's going much farther.

[–]uRabbit 5 points6 points ago

I thought the Jackass generation was gone. This is fucking stupid as shit. Probably the same losers that watch stomping porn or whatever the fuck it is.

[–]seagramsextradrygin 41 points42 points ago

Brings up strange fetish, unprovoked.

Pretends not to know anything about it.

[–]ricktencity 4 points5 points ago

"Or whatever the fuck it is" Is always a dead giveaway when someone's talking about obscure fetishes/porn.

[–]BaDumPshhh 14 points15 points ago

Natural selection. Success!

[–]clumsymechanic 4 points5 points ago

Maybe... the falling guy was supposed to land and balance on the board, and then the guy on the other end would slowly lift his weight, causing a slow controlled atomic wedgie for the third guy. Yup that's probably it.

[–]blyan 6 points7 points ago

From what I can tell, this was Felix Baumgartner's first attempt

[–]ReverendDizzle 1 point2 points ago

I'm deathly curious, really. This is so much more WTF than a stunt gone wrong. It's a stunt gone... right? I guess?

[–]13ored 5 points6 points ago

Nope, just people with far too much time on their hands.

[–]kanst 7 points8 points ago

What the fuck would possess anyone to do that. Just masturbate or take a nap like normal people.

[–]Xdivine 6 points7 points ago

I couldn't watch all of that video. That is far worse than anything I've ever seen on this website.

[–]illaqueable 3 points4 points ago

I don't see any winners in this situation.

double entendre intended.

[–]Chriscuits 281 points282 points ago

Seldom does natural selection act with such a swift, efficient hand as this.

[–]Vectoor 34 points35 points ago

Tripple darwin award.

[–]Tophat_Gentleman 21 points22 points ago

I think you left out a "p" in trippple.

[–]Blor-Utar 61 points62 points ago

Whoa. Deja vu.

[–]StarManta 9 points10 points ago

Seriously. How does this happen twice in the same thread?

[–]UnitedStatesGov 2 points3 points ago

Two people with the same comment. Can't explain that.

[–]accidentalzero 41 points42 points ago

[–]heitanzaro 20 points21 points ago

At least the guy jumping from the goal post was wearing a helmet!

[–]silver_pear 6 points7 points ago

Thank-you!!! I was trying to figure out what went flying after he hit the ground.

[–]Saprano44 35 points36 points ago

"All right all right, I'm going to jump off of this and hit my nuts on this board, causing the board to hit john's nuts. But I will have a rope attached to me and jeffery so he can get a mean wedgie once I jump." - Genius

[–]bwjasperson 109 points110 points ago

I'm pretty sure if this gets upvoted enough Tosh is forced to have it on his show again, right?

[–]randomtask 44 points45 points ago

No. That smirk. Dear god that smug, self-satisfied smirk. I rage quit the television whenever his stupid face pops up.

[–]BardtheBowman 23 points24 points ago

[–]Denies_Errything 16 points17 points ago

Whenever I see his show, I can't stop thinking about what the audience is staring at... He's standing in front of a green screen.

WTF (They can watch TV at home)

[–]BlackRebel 6 points7 points ago

they can watch internet at home.

[–]beardiswhereilive 3 points4 points ago

They're there for the free A/C

[–]Nrksbullet 1 point2 points ago

Me too, he looks like the kid that is just SOOO excited to get a laugh that he can barely stand it.

[–]TingTingTiTing 33 points34 points ago

SAW : PG 13 edition.

[–]locke78 23 points24 points ago

I'd like to think they all woke up arranged this way.

[–]BucklingSwashes 14 points15 points ago

Pretty sure that what happened is.. actually exactly what they were hoping would happen. I guess.

[–]No_Warhawkz 10 points11 points ago

Ow my balls!

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 3 points4 points ago

HAHA He dun kicked in the balls!

[–]apaq11 5 points6 points ago

I don't see any scenario where something positive happens here.

[–]scruffy01 22 points23 points ago

Did he just fail to put his legs together, or did he really think "nut first" was the best approach?

[–]WizardsMyName 58 points59 points ago

I think the whole ensemble was designed to cause as much pain as possible

[–]Zlurpo 17 points18 points ago

Three nutshots in one. I'm fairly certain that was the goal.

[–]whichgame 3 points4 points ago

The poor man's triple vasectomy.

[–]Gaddicus90 13 points14 points ago

The vice presidential debate looks different on the interwebs.

[–]Vsx 4 points5 points ago

ITT people think an elaborate setup to nutshot two people and atomic wedgie a third is somehow a mistake.

[–]FreeSquirrel 8 points9 points ago

Jackass has done the world a great justice in encouraging idiots to make themselves infertile. And being wildly entertaining.

[–]benjewmin 5 points6 points ago

Natural selection at it's finest...3 dumb asses that destroy their own balls so they cannot reproduce.

[–]fobbies 2 points3 points ago

I guess we do need more of an emphasis on math and science in our schools.

[–]damndaewoo 0 points1 point ago

Oh my god. The stupid, it burns....

[–]OhNo-NotAgain 1 point2 points ago

Ow my balls!

[–]TRAUMAjunkie 3 points4 points ago

What are they trying to accomplish here?

[–]JimmyJamesincorp 0 points1 point ago

Can't tell which one of them is the biggest idiot.

[–]aleczapka 0 points1 point ago

And that's why kids, you pay attention in Physics classes

[–]Bendy0 0 points1 point ago

Everybody gets owned. WOOHOO!

[–]StrangeCaptain 0 points1 point ago

yes!!!

and bring as many of your retarded friends as you can find

[–]aqi32 1 point2 points ago

hahaha, yeah there really wasn't many others outcomes other than what happened.

[–]Davidn14 0 points1 point ago

Jackass?

[–]yourotherusername 0 points1 point ago

Why?

[–]accidentalzero 1 point2 points ago

seriously though, why was this even attempted?!

[–]awesomechemist 0 points1 point ago

Man, they really took their Rube-Goldberg project too the extreme...

[–]AmpleWarning 0 points1 point ago

Ah yes, the game where absolutely no one wins.

[–]GreyJack 1 point2 points ago

We got our winners for the Darwin-award!

[–]pop_the_clutch -1 points0 points ago

ahhhh, the old double-nutshot wedgie. 60% of the time it works, every time.

[–]Cheddarwurst 0 points1 point ago

Well, the second one would be greatly improved if the eyes weren't off-center.

[–]notsurewhatiam 0 points1 point ago

Please don't repost this at home.

[–]84lemmings 1 point2 points ago

why....

[–]iLikeMen69 0 points1 point ago

This is so unoriginal it was on Tosh. We're better than this, people.

[–]Five_deadly_venoms 1 point2 points ago

White people.

[–]questionableshadines 0 points1 point ago

It's like JackAss combined with SAW 27

[–]daxattacks 0 points1 point ago

You can't do any worse.

[–]Dom2222 0 points1 point ago

Darwin would be impressed.

[–]RVPisManU 0 points1 point ago

Posting it in /r/funny because watching people get humiliated is funny. You cruel people.

[–]Aeromancy 0 points1 point ago

At first i thought the guy in black got off the easiest but realized Camera man

[–]Wisdom_from_the_Ages 1 point2 points ago

I think we have our Three Stooges. Is it too late to start re-filming?

[–]kavaljer 0 points1 point ago

haha funny one :D

[–]deathcapt 0 points1 point ago

I see these things, and I can't help but wonder, what is the "Best" case scenario. What were they trying to do?

[–]Clamburglar 1 point2 points ago

This is a bush league rendition of Wu Tang Torture

[–]samgaus 0 points1 point ago

Are they trying to recreate Mousetrap?

[–]cdahlkvist 2 points3 points ago

Mousetrap for retards.

[–]larrycatz 0 points1 point ago

Guy in black took no nut shot as he pretty much had the board in contact with his gooch already. He acts like he took one for the sake of the video. It's more obvious in the actual video.

[–]cleopatrudo 0 points1 point ago

ladies and gentlemen meet the 3 stoo-uchers.

[–]jascri 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this before a few times, but its the most stupid, god-awful gif I've ever seen. Here's an upskees.

[–]Dontyouclimbtrees 0 points1 point ago

I'm hypnotized by the little dance the kid in the ugly purple hat does with his feet before impact.

[–]fart_barfunkel -1 points0 points ago

And that was the day that Reggie became Regina.

[–]joakim_ 0 points1 point ago

This is like The Incredible Machine where the goal is to inflict groin injury to all the people in the vicinity.

[–]good-guy-jay 1 point2 points ago

So what exactly was supposed to happen under ideal conditions....

[–]faqueesh 0 points1 point ago

What were they trying to accomplish

[–]10cats1dog 0 points1 point ago

Ouch.

[–]Josh_The_Boss 0 points1 point ago

What the hell is up with the black thing at the two guys on the right's feet?

[–]Bikenutt 0 points1 point ago

White people, always white people doing this shit.

[–]MarvinTheAndroid42 0 points1 point ago

Damn gay masochists.

[–]trollpwn 1 point2 points ago

Why?

[–]Keksmonster 0 points1 point ago

Their own stupidity stops the from breeding... Evolution at its finest

[–]cooocoo 1 point2 points ago

i dont have a football field inside my home.

[–]chaser2099 -1 points0 points ago

The scientific community in Kentucky seem to be making progress.

[–]kibjes 0 points1 point ago

And film it

[–]jvardrake 0 points1 point ago

This is the single stupidest thing I've ever seen three people work together to do.

[–]blitzkriegpunk 0 points1 point ago

Looks like my dev team.

[–]watchesyoueat 1 point2 points ago

I think this was actually designed to provide the most pain to the most amount of people. Like an anti Kierkegaard

[–]Kazataniplayer 0 points1 point ago

The amount of failure in this gif...!

[–]_Mattman_ 0 points1 point ago

[–]shawnisboring 0 points1 point ago

Good job kids, that really panned out.

[–]eok83 0 points1 point ago

lol, it actually looks like the board broke on the impact!

[–]qidlo 0 points1 point ago

...ok. Who taught them science?

[–]UOLATSC 0 points1 point ago

Tonight, on Workaholics!

[–]Cootch 1 point2 points ago

I don't see any possibly positive outcome with this.

[–]smoochieboochies 0 points1 point ago

N.S.F.MouthFullOfFood.

[–]joho0 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck is wrong with you people?!

[–]grimatongueworm 0 points1 point ago

Idiocracy is becoming more true every single day.

[–]mumfywest 1 point2 points ago

OK, can someone one please explain to me the fascination some guys have with hitting each other/themselves in the balls? I really don't get it.

[–]jaxspider 1 point2 points ago

...On the next episode of "Oh my balls!"

[–]avoutthere 0 points1 point ago

I weep for humanity.

[–]chilidog17 1 point2 points ago

Video made famous by tosh, how original

[–]damaximum 0 points1 point ago

Summary: stupidity

[–]Brantastic 0 points1 point ago

ah yes...Population control.

[–]thecrashtd 0 points1 point ago

This wouldn't happen at home because the entire goal post would bend side-ways.

[–]HarryDicke 1 point2 points ago

I'm disappointed. I was hoping the goal posts would come crashing down on top of them.

[–]iWillPrevail 2 points3 points ago

They tried to prove the effects of the tension that was exerted on the string as the man jumped down, balls first, on the board and thus transferring some of that force onto the board causing the third man to feel the magnitude of that force on his balls and thus creating an equilibrium of forces exerted on each one of their balls. Simple physics, man.

[–]Moto341 1 point2 points ago

dude holding the camera was the smartest one of all

[–]Cptnwalrus 1 point2 points ago

I love how the guy o the right is like

"Oh...ow...I got hit in the nuts too..oh, ow...we're all in such pain together, ow..."

[–]finlander700 0 points1 point ago

Karma machine/physical comedy generator

[–]breunor 1 point2 points ago

They could save themselves a lot of pain and just circlejerk it already. Nothing sadder than horny boys working out ways to mess with each others junk.

[–]heyitslongdude 1 point2 points ago

What the hell is wrong with you white people?

[–]bunsofcheese 1 point2 points ago

The level of comical adolescent masochism is high with these three.

[–]Lordscallywag 0 points1 point ago

All it does is shoot ya! It doesn't make breakfast at all!

[–]Arknell 1 point2 points ago

That looks like some sort of catholic disciplinary act. "You laddies will know not to steal me communion wine again! May god have mercy on ye!"

[–]AlphaDeanger 0 points1 point ago

Cuntalever

[–]4Geist 0 points1 point ago

FINISH EACH OTHER !!

[–]zakh134 1 point2 points ago

how do you fit so much fail in one gif?

[–]yeathl -1 points0 points ago

Ow! My Balls!

[–]redgreenandblue 1 point2 points ago

Hey, guys... Guys... I have an amazing idea... Guys... It's for the internet...

[–]murphmurphy 1 point2 points ago

I feel like i just had my teen years summed up in a single gif

[–]learntofart 1 point2 points ago

As long as everyone got hurt, that's the important part.

[–]BadgerGecko 0 points1 point ago

Took me a while to figure out that was played for, I was trying to figure out what went wrong but it was perfection.

[–]LOHare 1 point2 points ago

Hey!! You get a bust nut, you get a bust nut, EVERYONE GETS A BUST NUT!!!!

[–]poppyroll 0 points1 point ago

Everybody got hurt with the making of this video.

[–]Kellerbier 0 points1 point ago

The guy on the far right sort of looks like "Jimbo" from The Simpsons.

[–]thezombiephoenix 1 point2 points ago

This was already on Tosh.0, so ....

[–]CoConspirator1 0 points1 point ago

Funniest think I've seen today... Apparently, I find much humor in someone getting "kicked" in the balls...

[–]LtButterBiscuit 0 points1 point ago

Genius! They've found the quickest, most efficient way to sterilize three people at once!

[–]tfcommanderbob 0 points1 point ago

Kinda mesmerizing in reverse

[–]g0dspeed0ne 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else see the guy on the right doing a dance?

[–]razzo 0 points1 point ago

Why don't kids sit at home and do drugs like they used to?

[–]onedavester 0 points1 point ago

2 Sterilizations and a power wedgey in one shot. So much win.

[–]staniowj 0 points1 point ago

Second time today c'mon guys!!

[–]Condorazzo -1 points0 points ago

It cannot come to my senses how stupid people can be these days...

[–]taninecz 1 point2 points ago

so usually with these things you can see the objective that failed to materialize. not so with these gentlemen.

[–]golergka 0 points1 point ago

I just can't comprehend why someone would choose to do something like this.

[–]jetmonkey 0 points1 point ago

With any luck, all three suffered damage to their genitals rendering reproduction impossible.

[–]plasticsuit 0 points1 point ago

Vasectomies are more effective and less painful.

[–]D3struct0n8r_1287 0 points1 point ago

Didn't even notice the guy on the far left until the third time...