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[–]mooning 51 points52 points ago

[–]Daveyg1two3 19 points20 points ago

That turtle is a dick

[–]irioku 4 points5 points ago

Tried r/animalsbeingdicks and was disappointed. :(

[–]Daveyg1two3 6 points7 points ago

Definitely subreddit worthy

Just think of all the amazing images and gifs of domestic abuse in the animal kingdom...would be glorious

[–]thewarehouse 1 point2 points ago

just try /r/animaldicks

[–]darkharlequin 3 points4 points ago

that was a dangerous click.

[–]WiskusGunthier 0 points1 point ago

I don't think that's the same thing...

[–]SRS_are_cunts 22 points23 points ago

Fuck you Roseeeeee

[–]westicals 17 points18 points ago

I could swear those things have mind powers. I could swear a lot of things.

I'm pretty good at swearing.

[–]so_carelessly_here 5 points6 points ago

Fuck you, man.

[–]htravic17x -1 points0 points ago

Your a sick man

[–]HippocriteOfCos 3 points4 points ago

You're* [sic], man

[–]spektre 0 points1 point ago

You're using "[sic]" wrong.

[–]HippocriteOfCos 3 points4 points ago

I know that the correct use of "[sic]" is to show that a grammar error or typo in a quote is left intentionally. However, I was (attempting) to make a pun by correcting the grammar and maintaining the sentence, replacing the word sick with a grammar indicator. But yeah, it wasn't that clever.

[–]sirRiathamus 1 point2 points ago

I liked it, if it makes you feel better.

[–]HippocriteOfCos 2 points3 points ago

=D Now tell me I'm pretty!

[–]sirRiathamus 0 points1 point ago

No.

[–]zuzu61 5 points6 points ago

I'll never let go Jack! I PROMISE!!!!!

[–]qolop 4 points5 points ago

I'd like to see this gif reversed

that way the little chameleon would be using the force to push the big chameleon to him

[–]spektre 11 points12 points ago

Push towards oneself, also known as pull.

[–]harveyaddams 2 points3 points ago

This needs to be set to the music from the end of Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan.

[–]Deggit 2 points3 points ago

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

[–]itak365 2 points3 points ago

"I have...And always shall be... Your friend..." Falls off.

[–]WhitePlainsNY 2 points3 points ago

"Ship out of danger?"

[–]aleeds1211 2 points3 points ago

I spat tea all over my desk lol

[–]PoopinWhileIMadeThis 2 points3 points ago

I wish I knew exactly what was going through its mind as it started I fall.. Do chameleons have 'oh shit' moments?

[–]you_wont_read_this 0 points1 point ago

This is about the way of things when I try to be sweet and romantic with the woman.

[–]Pooho 0 points1 point ago

These are not the reptiles you're looking for.

[–]djhspawn 0 points1 point ago

Posting this to /r/Chameleons

[–]ghostface134 1 point2 points ago

[–]Honkblarg 1 point2 points ago

Hahaha! Where is that from?

[–]thrownawayd 1 point2 points ago

The Cable Guy

[–]blacklotus21 0 points1 point ago

Gravity said no.

[–]cen0bite 1 point2 points ago

"Goodbye my lo-"

[–]shake_Zula 0 points1 point ago

these are not the droids you're looking for

[–]TadaaSuperDan 1 point2 points ago

The hand wiggle right before the fall is priceless.

[–]ms_marlowe 0 points1 point ago

this is me every time i'm trying to play it cool.

[–]tdelmo320 0 points1 point ago

Seismic toss!

[–]skippppp 0 points1 point ago

Something has gone terrible wrong!

[–]JCool123 0 points1 point ago

So close...

[–]janosaudron 0 points1 point ago

Your jedi mind tricks won't work on m... ZZzzZZzzZ

[–]youallshouldknow 0 points1 point ago

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[–]jakster4u 1 point2 points ago

and the reverse

[–]schmorrell -1 points0 points ago

Karma chameleon.

[–]HalpBogs -1 points0 points ago

You come and go.

[–]Amoriposa 0 points1 point ago

Ou whoa ou oh

[–]CC_ROSExoxo 1 point2 points ago

He couldn't handle the power of Jesus.