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[–]Gosssamer 892 points893 points ago

I don't think I've ever seen someone whore karma this hard before. Nice job OP.

[–]TeamVlad 677 points678 points ago

[–]dabockster 338 points339 points ago

Clicked during class. Lab partner saw the screen.

ZERO. FUCKING. REGRETS.

[–]Aemulus 113 points114 points ago

I hope it was a girl.

[–]Domineyton 70 points71 points ago

"Hey dabockster, can you pass me that hydrochloric aci...WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?"

[–]Xistinas 39 points40 points ago

Living on the edge baby doll!

[–]Naggers123 47 points48 points ago

Now let's science

[–]Jeroknite 14 points15 points ago

"Hey gurl, let's go down to my sex lab and practice some biology."

[–]goose90proof 6 points7 points ago

And biochemistry!

[–]dabockster 85 points86 points ago

Lab partner is a guy. But I do think a girl saw as I clicked off. I saw her kinda shrugging, saying in her head "Oh I saw this before somewhere"...

[–]carpeDeezNuts 69 points70 points ago

please, dabockster, refresh her memory.

[–]dabockster 73 points74 points ago

Lab just ended dude... Sorry.

Here's a dancing gif for your trouble.

[–]commandakeen 15 points16 points ago

dancing gifs are the best gifs..and something about some...what was this thread about?

[–]SirAuron 6 points7 points ago

You forget to mention a "Whose Line" dancing gif, which makes it 2 million times more valuable.

[–]Forgototherpassword 8 points9 points ago

F5 her.

[–]ConansBeard 13 points14 points ago

Yeah...I highly doubt she was thinking that, more along the lines of "Yeah that kid usually smells like onions and is pretty weird, so I guess it would be normal for him to have that on his computer"

[–]Wu_Tang_Clan 2 points3 points ago

Clicking off in the middle of class? You sir, are a brave man.

[–]xdudeson17x 1 point2 points ago

I'm sciencing as fast as I can!

[–]DirtyDenzel 204 points205 points ago

You could say that gif is...

Up and coming.

[–]DirtyDenzel 155 points156 points ago

Wow, that was pretty pathetic in hindsight.

[–]cruyfff 37 points38 points ago

It's alright, you didn't swallow.

[–]Libberator 14 points15 points ago

Up and coming like fucking in an elevator?

[–]Amandrai 9 points10 points ago

(•_•) , ( •_•)>⌐■-■ , (⌐■_■)

[–]Jasperbitchpuddin 5 points6 points ago

Wow, I don't think I can swallow that joke

[–]Boomanchu 55 points56 points ago

Source. NSFW

[–]VeteranKamikaze 8 points9 points ago

Did NOT see that coming. Quite the resourceful fapper, eh? Seriously how on earth did you find this?

[–]Boomanchu 76 points77 points ago

I'm motherfucking Boomanchu.

[–]TayzerStrike 9 points10 points ago

Can't argue with that logic.

[–]Boomanchu 19 points20 points ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Doggy School, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Mailman, and I have over 300 confirmed bites. I am trained in pissing on legs and I'm the top hunter in the entire neighborhood. You are nothing to me but just another leg to hump. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking bark. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of doggies across the USA and your scent is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my teeth. Not only am I extensively trained in rolling over, but I have access to the entire contents of your backpack and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your little miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo....

[–]JasontypeR 12 points13 points ago

Wut

[–]gmoneyshot69 14 points15 points ago

Copypasta.

If you ever visit /b/ you'll see it at least once per popular thread.

The original is about a Navy Seal having done raids on al qaeda and has 300 confirmed kills etc, etc. It is usually used in response to an insult to generate some laughs. Now that it is so overused its intended use is no doubt to piss off people who have seen it before and thus generate "butthurt". It isn't usually found on reddit due to the upvote/downvote system which generally buries such posts. I can only assume that Boomanchu is a /b/ro and infer that it's users such as him that allow yesterday's /b/ to become today's reddit.

[–]you_rock_rock 2 points3 points ago

...what is.../b/?

[–]thebraus 2 points3 points ago

We found a porn savant. Indeed.

[–]bigbadfox 10 points11 points ago

Doing Gods work, right here.

[–]IamLocke 0 points1 point ago

What would one google in order to find this...

[–]ReigninLikeA_MoFo 0 points1 point ago

Upvote shot at 17:52.

Some people call it a money shot. I call it an upvote shot.

[–]UnfortunatelyMacabre 43 points44 points ago

I have so many questions...

I guess the most pertinent one is:

Wut?

[–]ijustwanttotaco 23 points24 points ago

It appears to be two guys rapidly skinning carrots onto a girls face, trying to successfully land the carrots into the girls mouth, emulating the sexual act of a "facial".

[–]Animal40160 7 points8 points ago

But...is that safe?

[–]potodds 17 points18 points ago

Carrot Whores 3?

[–]Tropicalfirestorm 3 points4 points ago

I don't think it was as good as The Orange Cunt.

[–]crunchy_fap_biscuit 11 points12 points ago

this just gave me a great idea. brb getting some potatoes and a chick. and by chick i mean my guy friend with a wig

[–]SirCuntingsly 6 points7 points ago

And by guy friend with a wig I mean a bag of potato chips with a clump of cat hair hot-glued to the side. Or is that just me?

[–]Anaphylatic 8 points9 points ago

Link?

[–]huntewiden 17 points18 points ago

Ganon?

[–]DementedHeadcrab 9 points10 points ago

zelda?

[–]edm39c 3 points4 points ago

Shiek?

[–]DementedHeadcrab 3 points4 points ago

Malon?

[–]chazzeromus 2 points3 points ago

Link?

[–]masuabie 5 points6 points ago

My question is why I have this guy tagged as liking whale dicks haha

[–]kingoftown 4 points5 points ago

Maybe because he likes whale dicks?

[–]ijustwanttotaco 0 points1 point ago

Never in my entire life did I think that I would get a boner for vegetables.

[–]scubadivingzoo 1 point2 points ago

I have you tagged as "Likes Whale Dick." I don't want to remember why.

[–]mbluhm36420 0 points1 point ago

Somebody should make those upvotes

[–]JcobTheKid 0 points1 point ago

Bunny Riven fan art.

Don't tell me I was the only one who thought of that.

[–]thetruedamnfool 5 points6 points ago

Why wouldn't you swallow upvotes?

[–]xrelaht 22 points23 points ago

They have sharp edges.

[–]Mac_Anu 0 points1 point ago

You know those upvotes that aren't too messy, where the OP still looks like an angel, even with orange on her chin?

Yeah. It's kinda like that.

[–]LORD_JOFFREY_STARK 0 points1 point ago

hhhnggghh video source pls?

[–]WhereTFAmI 1 point2 points ago

this reminds me! its porn time!

[–]SittingDuckNZ 14 points15 points ago

[–]enjoiglobes2 10 points11 points ago

It's the top comment in the top post of reddit right now and will arguably be one of the top grossing IamA's of all time. That's some professional karma leeching right there.

[–]danoll 180 points181 points ago

Nice! Where did you get this from? Reddit would love this!

[–]BeardedBuddha 46 points47 points ago

He's doing an AMA... on Reddit....

edit: I'm leaving this in case I got wooshed..

[–]Jymotion 131 points132 points ago

ya got whooshed

[–]dreadredheadzedsdead 56 points57 points ago

Not sure how this is relevant, but thank you very much.

[–]cscott5288 9 points10 points ago

here's the full video.

[–]Perk456 24 points25 points ago

ahem Username ahem

[–]dreadredheadzedsdead 30 points31 points ago

I noticed it the first time. Pretty weak novelty, but the gif makes up for it imo.

[–]bitcheslovedroids 6 points7 points ago

It is always relevant

[–]Fantasticalism 2 points3 points ago

Because tits.

[–]GreyCastle 5 points6 points ago

Not relevant, but who cares?

DAYUM GIRL!

[–]afeller 2 points3 points ago

Well she did whoosh the other runners in that race.

[–]sjagr 6 points7 points ago

Didn't this chick get really freaked out by the pervy posts of and for her on the internet?

[–]ConfirmPassword 5 points6 points ago

This took like 10 mins to load. Still worth it.

[–]danoll 8 points9 points ago

Reddit? That sounds awesome! I should post that to Reddit. Reddit would love Reddit.

[–]Imitation88 77 points78 points ago

Found a funny picture on reddit, better post it to reddit.

[–]saywhatisobvious 166 points167 points ago

i beg to differ...

The "Cumbox" was a pretty funny proof pic.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 183 points184 points ago

[–]I_From_Yugoslav 56 points57 points ago

Even after seeing this reaction gif, I still want to see said cumbox picture... bring it on reddit.

[–]Crisnmp 50 points51 points ago

[–]FFUUUUU 62 points63 points ago

If you read Lynfect's history, he's been posting to spacedicks, pics of dead kids and morbid reality.

Pretty fucked up guy...

[–]logicallyillogical 45 points46 points ago

So I take it the cum box is the least of his problems?

jesusfuckingchrist.jpg

[–]paleo_dragon 16 points17 points ago

Those subreddits have highly offended me....we should ban them /s

[–]elephants_are_white 31 points32 points ago

[–]paleo_dragon 35 points36 points ago

Sorry should of clarified that I was being sarcastic

[–]goodguysteve 18 points19 points ago

Offended or not, pics of dead kids is not right.

[–]ranky26 18 points19 points ago

Going by the comments alone I'm not nearly brave enough to click on any of those links in that entire thread.

[–]philly_fan_in_chi 15 points16 points ago

Oh but you should. It's a Reddit rite of passage.

[–]SSBB08 7 points8 points ago

My absolute favorite part of this whole thing was how he mentioned the cumbox. He begins with something completely unrelated but relevant and pretty terrible and then finishes the whole post with "also my cumbox."

I mean, what a fantastic way to have everyone reading that thread go, "...Excuse me, what?"

[–]crazyguns 11 points12 points ago

yup... purple link..

[–]lazylandtied 3 points4 points ago

I don't know who I hate more... you for posting that... or me for following it :'(

[–]iMarmalade 3 points4 points ago

I love how he tells a story about stealing from his dead cousin... and everyone focuses on the single short sentence about his cum-box.

[–]annielovesbacon 3 points4 points ago

You forgot the picture of the cumbox with mold on it!

[–]logicallyillogical 4 points5 points ago

I have a craving for a banana now.

[–]FISTED_GRANDPA 8 points9 points ago

Now that I think of it, I haven't had a banana in a while...

[–]Crabalicious 5 points6 points ago

At work today I made eye contact with a man eating a banana.

Awkward.

[–]Chazzey_dude 4 points5 points ago

You should have slowly nodded at him and licked your lips. That would have stopped it from being awkward.

[–]SparklepireBETCH 4 points5 points ago

Or statutory.

[–]FISTED_GRANDPA 5 points6 points ago

You mean sexy.

[–]Pass_Me_The_Drugs 5 points6 points ago

Is that you grandpa?

[–]kobekramer1 3 points4 points ago

Im going to sustain my sanity and pretend the name "cum box" has nothing to do with the image i just saw.

[–]kittycatpandapuppy 2 points3 points ago

I regret clicking on the cumbox link. I regret it a lot.

[–]MissL 0 points1 point ago

it was on the screen in that gif

[–]GoBuckeyes10 1 point2 points ago

I love how the game "floats" out of the computer.

[–]CrackedPepper86 1 point2 points ago

That is the worst screen replacement I've ever seen.

[–]SergeantSkizz 0 points1 point ago

I've always wanted to see the original video for this gif but I've never been able to find it.

[–]jay_gun 10 points11 points ago

I just Googled "cumbox". Great, if I die right now, my internet history has some explaining to do.

[–]el_swag 20 points21 points ago

Yea, but no... The proof picture of "Cum Boxers" was far superior.

[–]omnom_chompsky 7 points8 points ago

Agreed. I can watch 2 girls 1 finger over dinner, but the cum boxers made me gag.

[–]broadcast4444 3 points4 points ago

Cum Boxers....?

[–]Lurking_Grue 7 points8 points ago

Just when I managed to scrub the cumbox out of my head somebody goes and reminds me.

[–]VillainTricks 18 points19 points ago

What about cum boxers?

[–]Lurking_Grue 41 points42 points ago

FUCK ME! WHY DID I CLICK ON THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]itsmoist 14 points15 points ago

FUCK ME! WHY WAS IT PURPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]teasnorter 4 points5 points ago

MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! I think I saw maggots in there. That, or the owner got some serious radiation issues.

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[–]snoopdrsnoop 2 points3 points ago

well that was quite nice

[–]Corizzle 2 points3 points ago

You are sick!

[–]kona_boy 28 points29 points ago

I still for the life of me don't understand why reddit accommodates such BLATANT karma-whoring like this. Nor do I get why others are so adamant on trying.

[–]no-cake 8 points9 points ago

would be funny if you just left this as a comment in the AMA!

[–]HolyHandGr3nade 73 points74 points ago

[–]helium_farts 35 points36 points ago

Karma whoring much?

[–]XLunchBox23 118 points119 points ago

So you get to repost this and get karma? This site is stupid.

[–]dressedAsDog 62 points63 points ago

Caring about stupid points is stupid.

[–]iRaqTV 11 points12 points ago

The karma to US dollar exchange rate isn't what it used to be but I wouldn't call it stupid.

[–]dressedAsDog 4 points5 points ago

Bought some karma derivatives in '08. Man, oh man, I got so fucked on the arbitrage on april, you wouldn't believe it. I'm just waiting on the IPO of Class B karma to get some of that money back.

[–]silentseba 2 points3 points ago

Stupid about stupid is stupid.

[–]SkytheDrop 6 points7 points ago

Oh that Nicolas Cage...

[–]ExpectTheUnexpected 22 points23 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/MMHCK.jpg

His IAmA is the top post on /r/all right now.

[–]Pandarosa 50 points51 points ago

he looks like his life has turned to binge drinking and sweating after the last season of the office.

[–]TheAtomicPlayboy 91 points92 points ago

It looks like he's been doing what's commonly known as "exercise."

[–]Lettuce_Get_Weird 20 points21 points ago

Looks like one of those athletic stretchy shirts often worn by athletic people who do athletics.

Or in this case, Rainn Wilson...

[–]IllusionsMichael 10 points11 points ago

Actually, I read somewhere he's getting a Dwight centered spinoff.

[–]Pandarosa 2 points3 points ago

wow, that would be amazing!

[–]YoungSerious 17 points18 points ago

That's what you say now. Dare I mention the Joey spinoff from friends?

[–]mortaine 6 points7 points ago

I loved that show.

How about that spinoff from Cheers? What was it called? It was about that psychiatrist guy who dated Diane....

[–]Icantevenhavemyname 0 points1 point ago

Matt LeBlanc is awesome on 'Episodes.'

[–]Spitfire15 42 points43 points ago

OP is a faggot.

[–]theking5869 8 points9 points ago

Always was, always will be

[–]buttkick 4 points5 points ago

[–]good-guy-jay 7 points8 points ago

Why is he so sweaty?

[–]Chinesefoodmode 24 points25 points ago

Cops was on.

[–]-RobotDeathSquad- 14 points15 points ago

coke and sex

[–]dabockster 8 points9 points ago

FALSE.

Sex and coke.

[–]omar_nomar 4 points5 points ago

he found the gone wild subreddit.

[–]Red_Dawn_2012 6 points7 points ago

[–]qtx 4 points5 points ago

Here you go, http://www.dwightschrutesaid.com

Have fun.

[–]YeahTacos 0 points1 point ago

Damn man, look like it's either real hot or you just did some intense running.

[–]Fiddlefaddle01 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone else see how much he looks like John Lithgow in this picture? Like trinity killer John though.

[–]kleptophobiac 0 points1 point ago

TIL Riann Wilson is a sweaty motherfucker.

[–]Whyarentyoumadbro 0 points1 point ago

Why is he so sweaty?

[–]backformore14 2 points3 points ago

And Karma Whore of the day goes to...

[–]CidSmoke 0 points1 point ago

Look how sweaty he is, I bet he stinks.

[–]voNlKONov 0 points1 point ago

Dumb. We saw it.

[–]Slutallitits 0 points1 point ago

Why did I read the sign as "Fuck you Reddit It's me"?

[–]Agnostalypse 0 points1 point ago

"Why are you so sweaty?" "I was watching Cops."

[–]Anangrychip 2 points3 points ago

D... Dw... Dwight?

[–]PandaSupreme 2 points3 points ago

This has got to be the laziest repost I've ever seen.

[–]L-J-N 0 points1 point ago

Hey guys I'm no expert here but I think this might be a repost?

[–]IslandLiving 5 points6 points ago

Way to karma whore a celebrity's proof pic.

[–]dahockeymasta12 4 points5 points ago

look at me, I can repost a picture from an AMA and get karma woohoo!

[–]string97bean 1 point2 points ago

He could have at least combed his hair.

[–]beccaonice 2 points3 points ago

So sweaty.

[–]mcaffrey 0 points1 point ago

Blow your nose!

[–]TheTwizz -1 points0 points ago

Reminds me of when Tosh did that a while back. I wanna see what kind of funny photoshops of that board we can get in here.

[–]costeve1977 -1 points0 points ago

Why so..... sweaty?

[–]Westlund 0 points1 point ago

"Why are you so sweaty?" - LaFawnduh

[–]almond22 0 points1 point ago

meh.. i still don't buy it

[–]outofbeta 0 points1 point ago

Shut up, crime.

[–]BigRigButters 1 point2 points ago

My personal favorite was Aesop Rocks about a year back.

[–]marathon 0 points1 point ago

I wish people would put the names of these people somehwere in the post. I have no idea who the fuck this is, nor do I ever recognize any celebrity. Fuck you and thanks

[–]katyqueen 0 points1 point ago

Someone married that guy?!

[–]fridayjones 0 points1 point ago

Has he been watching Cops?

[–]P2D_ItsME 0 points1 point ago

It looks like he just finished puking during the morning after a hard night of drinking. Or something

[–]Venguard 1 point2 points ago

Finds picture on Reddit, posts it on Reddit.

[–]Smugjester 0 points1 point ago

Baadass? is reddit going to be gifted a sheep movie?

[–]paperstsoapco 0 points1 point ago

must have been watching cops

[–]Whalley-07 0 points1 point ago

Just loving the BAADASS in the background!!!

[–]HomelessFooser 0 points1 point ago

*timestamp

[–]pomegranati 0 points1 point ago

I like Dwight. Rainn came off as a total douche IMO.

[–]pics-or-didnt-happen 1 point2 points ago

Alcohol sweats and/or cocaine sweats... I'd recognize them anywhere.

[–]thebrenna 0 points1 point ago

my people!

[–]memymineown 0 points1 point ago

Proof of what?

[–]x1expert1x -1 points0 points ago

But the pixels...

[–]ComeJoinTheFeast -1 points0 points ago

Why are you so sweaty?

[–]hotentwife842 -1 points0 points ago

Ugh why is he so sweaty?

[–]Crossfox17 1 point2 points ago

Not sure if I believe it. He needs to take a picture with a beet on his head.

[–]SLICK_EDITOR 1 point2 points ago

I just can't help but not liking this guy.

[–]Kaileylane 0 points1 point ago

best guy ever

[–]Deagle_Shitter 0 points1 point ago

I will let that man take my anal virginity.

[–]gocanux 1 point2 points ago

Dwight: Posting this at a [7]

[–]GinerPretzel 1 point2 points ago

He's had a hard day pulling beets out of the ground.

[–]goyk -1 points0 points ago

Obama's is better:

http://i.imgur.com/zixNG.jpg

[–]ThetruePedobear 0 points1 point ago

I'll bet that this is how he looks after browsing /r/gonewild..

[–]abjwtf 0 points1 point ago

I see Pie in that picture.

[–]ChrisCRISIS81 0 points1 point ago

Why is he so sweaty, was he watching cops?