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[–]drofdar62 122 points123 points ago

QUIT BEING SO GOD DAMN JOLLY

[–]YourCommentIsInvalid 27 points28 points ago

It's not easy being Santa.

[–]murannduh 64 points65 points ago

Oh my God this is where I live... Goddamnit Dunwoody..

[–]bluelin3r 29 points30 points ago

[–]wooddolanpls 9 points10 points ago

You bastered! How in all of the internets did someone from dunwoody beat me to this??

[–]Spiffy313 3 points4 points ago

*bastard

[–]wooddolanpls 5 points6 points ago

You wouldn't get it. Its a Dwood thing.

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[–]Spiffy313 -1 points0 points ago

What the fuck has that got to do with anything?

[–]Omniduro -1 points0 points ago

After reading this, I have only one question.

[–]bigdogyost 0 points1 point ago

Not sure, but I'ma hop in line behind you to chime in as an embarrassed Dunwoody resident

[–]murannduh 0 points1 point ago

Fucking yessssss.

[–]ATLskate 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could upvote this much more than once. (Posted from Chamblee)

[–]BrotherThump 0 points1 point ago

I feel left out as I'm from Woodstock not Dunwoody. I mean, I know people who are from there...

[–]pooooooooo 0 points1 point ago

way cooler than my city's here

[–]mal_thecaptain 6 points7 points ago

He's a regular customer at the pharmacy where I work. I know him pretty well. And he almost always wears Christmas themed shirts. Also, he has the whitest teeth of anyone I have ever met.

[–]murannduh 2 points3 points ago

Where do you work?

[–]mal_thecaptain 6 points7 points ago

I don't feel comfortable disclosing that. If I see him soon, I'll post a picture of the two of us. Plus, it's not even in Dunwoody. It's in Roswell.

[–]Veothrosh 0 points1 point ago

He works at a senior center in Dunwoody. And that is where the news interview was conducted.

[–]murannduh 0 points1 point ago

Ooooh, I used to work at a staples over there off 92 :P Most definitely post pics!

[–]mbluhm36420 0 points1 point ago

Roswell checking in doesn't matter it's pretty much the same here

[–]_TheFifth_ 13 points14 points ago

Dunwoody - A question you ask your penis when finished masterbating, Dunwoody. d.u.n.w.o.o.d.y.

[–]rish234 2 points3 points ago

ATL REPRESENT

[–]jacksonco16 1 point2 points ago

Reppin' GA. Sometimes Reddit makes georgia look bad.

[–]mbluhm36420 0 points1 point ago

I mean ya out damn santas need to tone it down apparently

[–]Waffuru 0 points1 point ago

We don't need Reddit to make Georgia look bad, it does that just fine by itself x.x

[–]YoureaTowelie 0 points1 point ago

Damn, mad dwood people on reddit. Funwoody bros, what up?

[–]ImNotAWhaleBiologist 0 points1 point ago

Seriously. Fucking Dunwoody.

[–]NudgeMyNoodle 0 points1 point ago

gpc hollaaaaaaa

[–]Lykoaster 25 points26 points ago

Yeah Santa, tone it down.. Those whites are TOO WHITE!

[–]welcometaerf 3 points4 points ago

His teeth left an afterimage on my retinas.

[–]wickedwild 13 points14 points ago

In the summer he is a Kenny Rodgers impersonator.

[–]xxsmokealotxx 2 points3 points ago

Kenny trimmed down to a mustache/goatee, just doesn't look right now.. http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2359794432/nm0737006

[–]nicko378 1 point2 points ago

I read this quickly and thought it said Kenny Powers. dissapointing

[–]baconatedwaffle 0 points1 point ago

He also had his face trimmed 6 odd years ago. He hasnt looked quite right since.

[–]swimstar186 8 points9 points ago

God dammit Dunwoody. Now I can never look at Perimeter mall the same way again.

[–]raging_asshole 17 points18 points ago

Makes sense, though, from a modern paranoid business point of view. (For the lazy, the guy dresses like that and goes to Disney World, then acts like Santa and takes pictures with kids and such, and they asked him very nicely to please stop. They never asked him to leave, and they even gave him free passes.)

If someone visiting the park thought he was a Disney employee and felt he behaved inappropriately, someone could theoretically go after Disney for the issue and I'm sure they'd rather nip it in the bud and employ their own Santas anyway.

[–]Smithium 7 points8 points ago

Or hire him.

[–]TACOfarmerXD 0 points1 point ago

The other santa looks better

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[–]flfreak 7 points8 points ago

Since he's at Disney, people perceive him as an employee portraying a character which obviously Disney wants to avoid. There's also crowd control issues since people are stopping to take photos with him left and right.

[–]LNMagic 0 points1 point ago

Six Flags Over Texas had a teacher who dressed up as Mr. Incredible for a day. They talked to him because of concerns over IP they didn't own, and ended up convincing him to finish his photos before changing into regular attire.

Nothing unusual here.

[–]KingWilson 6 points7 points ago

I imagine this is the least of what Dunwoody, Georgia has to offer.

[–]Drew1carpenter 2 points3 points ago

My local news station has been on the front page of reddit so many times it's stupid.

[–]deckrich 2 points3 points ago

If that means that channel 3 is your local news channel, what's really stupid is Tom's Corner. 269 represent.

[–]twoworldsin1 0 points1 point ago

[–]stormtide311 1 point2 points ago

I remember this when I saw it on WSB. I believe he was doing some sort of school thing?

[–]HarlanEllisonIsGod 0 points1 point ago

"These mean old grown-ups have lost the spirit of Christmas."

[–]shitpplsay 0 points1 point ago

Looks more like an old Oompa Loompa

[–]Bpt17 -1 points0 points ago

MURRANNDUH I LIVE THERE TOO!

[–]bvanman 0 points1 point ago

He could just trim that up a bit and impersonate the Colonel.

[–]UGotFrohned 0 points1 point ago

This receives an upvote for originating from my place of residence.

Its weird how I never saw anything about this.

[–]zimbabwe7878 0 points1 point ago

Straight Outta Dunwoody

Original creators link.

[–]TheYellowWombat 1 point2 points ago

I have a substitute teacher at my school who has white hair and a beard, is generally jolly, can speak elven (LotR), lives up north of where I go to school, and makes wooden toys in his spare time. He is not a Santa Clause impersonator.

[–]shadyperson 0 points1 point ago

No, he's the one people are trying to impersonate, the one they call... Saint Nich

[–]__d-_-b__ 0 points1 point ago

Those eyes, they are as black as the beard is white.

[–]bacunt 1 point2 points ago

Is that a man or a woman?

[–]shadyperson 0 points1 point ago

Or a muppet?

[–]undearius 1 point2 points ago

Reminds me of Tim Allen in the movie Santa Claus

[–]Cyberslasher 0 points1 point ago

Donewoody

[–]AnAngryBitch 0 points1 point ago

Dial it back, Thanksgiving Turkey.

[–]rshizz11 0 points1 point ago

Wtf? When did this happen? I live in dunwoody and this.. would be something i would remember

[–]Koyoteelaughter 0 points1 point ago

It was at Disney World. He came into the park to enjoy his vacation. All the children thought he was Santa and their parents kept taking pictures of him with their kids. disney has a policy against coming into the park wearing masks or costumes without permission. He was wearing a shirt that had like candy canes or some shit on it and they made him change it or ordered him to leave the park. He never did anything to entice the tourist into wanting to take pictures with him. They did it all on their own. Disney security came up and told him to tone it down or leave and made him change his shirt or turn it inside out or something. It was on CNN a month or so ago.

[–]vitamincitysquash 0 points1 point ago

His teeth are like the blinding white shields of the Gods.

[–]remhawk99 0 points1 point ago

His eyes look like a part of him has died.

[–]stumptowngal 0 points1 point ago

The scope of the local news is hilarious. This article is from my city. Anchorman can barely be called a parody at this point.

[–]Radzell -1 points0 points ago

Santa stahp

[–]Alwaysafk 0 points1 point ago

Why do all the shameful things happen in my state?

[–]craxster -1 points0 points ago

That beard is made of Cocaine.

[–]unsatmidshipman 0 points1 point ago

Next thing you know he'll be taking over for the Macy's day parade Santa, then working at Macy's, then hitting some dude in the head, and then the state of New York will declare him to be the one true Santa

[–]dannyr -1 points0 points ago

Too many Ho's

[–]Ayinope 0 points1 point ago

Colonel Sanders?

[–]Red_Woody 0 points1 point ago

He looks like an old version of JonTron.

[–]nickbmason 0 points1 point ago

Slow news day.

[–]AsskickMcGee 1 point2 points ago

I didn't know Oompa Loompas get full-grown.

[–]rps215 0 points1 point ago

Nice picture of Rob Ryan

[–]AshtrayPettingZoo 0 points1 point ago

Am I the only one that thinks that Santa looks like Rosie O'Donnell?

[–]Svenchen1429 0 points1 point ago

A big ROFL from Gwinnett :D

[–]bchmguy 0 points1 point ago

His face kinda looks like this

[–]Griffdude13 0 points1 point ago

Never go full Santa.

[–]bob4apples 0 points1 point ago

He looks like the robot Santa from that shitty movie.

[–]POLITE_ALLRAPS_GUY 0 points1 point ago

YO SANTA. TONE IT DOWN, CAUSE YOU'RE GIVING THEM THE EYE, WHEN YOU LOOK AT THESE LIL' NIGGAS, YOU BE MAKING THEM CRY. WORD.

[–]hahagato 0 points1 point ago

I worked for a Santa picture place in a mall back in '02 and after our pervy Santa had a heart "incident" he was replaced by this professional Santa who outside work wore a green felt elf hat with a red robin's feather in it, a white button down shirt and lederhosen. He said he was part of a national Santa group and met up regularly across the country with them. He also made me hold up a line of hundreds of screaming toddlers and rabid parents on the last picture day so I could run around the mall desperately seeking new gloves for him because the ones he was wearing were no longer SNOW white. They weren't soiled, they were just not bleached white. I thought pervy Santa was creepy and bad, but this guy took his job so seriously it was kind of disturbing. It might have been better if he was a little more jolly and less of an uptight weirdo.

So these Santa people creep me the hell out.

[–]whereitsatftw 0 points1 point ago

[–]the8bitlegend 0 points1 point ago

wwmt news channel 3! WHERE NEWS COMES FIRST

[–]dude12322 0 points1 point ago

Hahaha kenny rogers

[–]LetneDni 0 points1 point ago

Oh my, Oompa Loompa :-)

[–]mymamalovesme 1 point2 points ago

West Michigan represent!!!

[–]hironugget 1 point2 points ago