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[–]Ombelico 78 points79 points ago

What on earth was done to this cat to warrant such a reaction?

[–]Jordanjm 26 points27 points ago

It was shown a talking Darth Maul mask.

[–]Toast_One_Seven 77 points78 points ago

I think you mean "reacthon".

[–]mitchewith2ls 5 points6 points ago

Thufferin' Thuccotash I think you're right

[–]ImNotGoodInEnglish 7 points8 points ago

Cats often trip out for no reason or stupid things. And sometimes they can have "post traumatic stress disorder flashbacks" :

My cat' previous owners probably sprayed him a lot and every time I have a spray bottle in my hand (like cleaning windows or the shower) if he sees me, he does like OP's picture and crouch almost flat on the ground, submissive, and just bolt out of the room, scared... I don't know what this cat have been through, poor thing, I'm taking care of him and loving him twice as much to compensate!

(Twice as what you may ask, well twice as much as I would do if he was an asshole of a cat and not this poor little adorable furry friend!)

[–]ITSigno 3 points4 points ago

Mine went the other way with the spray bottle. The first couple of times, he hated it and would run off. Eventually he just said fuck it, and stands there taking the spraying. He just doesn't care -- when he wants to be a jerk he's gonna be a jerk. Not much you can do about it.

[–]AnimeKid 6 points7 points ago

If you haven't seen it yet, clee290 posted the source video. If you want to cut straight to the point, you can use this link

[–]LummoxAtWork 8 points9 points ago

They showed it A Serbian Film

[–]WGRTS 0 points1 point ago

yeah, that sounds about right... that movie was so fucked up

[–]jabberworx -2 points-1 points ago

I dunno, the movie got so fucked up it sort of breached the point of shock and just became a ridiculous and gory movie which failed to disturb or shock anymore.

[–]Intelligicity 2 points3 points ago

Someone probably walked towards it with a weird limp, or was imitating a monkey with the arms flailing n such. That seems to work in term sof getting that reaction outta my cat.

[–]sharkd 42 points43 points ago

[–]goldplatedbullits 5 points6 points ago

Try A3B3

[–]FabulousLastWords 9 points10 points ago

Tail is pointed down.

[–]sharkd 6 points7 points ago

If anything it's somewhere between A2B2 and A2B3. Arched back, standing, mouth closed, tail down and scrunched, ears back, etc.

[–]WombatDominator 5 points6 points ago

I'm more shocked 3 people stopped to analyze exactly how the cat was standing/reacting.

[–]skulledredditor 3 points4 points ago

I'm not, this is reddit. However, I am shocked to see someone who fancies himself a dominator of the wombat...

[–]WombatDominator 2 points3 points ago

As a knowledgeable member of reddit, you should also know this isn't even near the top of strange user names resembling would be fetishes.

(Actually wombats are just ferocious animals and if you can dominate them all, you'd have a beast of an army)

[–]skulledredditor 1 point2 points ago

I would hope someday you don't find yourself targeting me with your beastly army of ferocious animals, or find yourself gaining a fetish for dominating the beasts in a sexually related sense.

(On a side note, my user name is one I use almost anywhere and I have yet to find someone who can tell me where I got the "skulled" bit from. Good, mysterious times I have watching people guess though.)

[–]hailtheflyingpasta 1 point2 points ago

Are you missing an eye? If so I can try a guess.

[–]skulledredditor 0 points1 point ago

I have both my eyes, luckily.

[–]hailtheflyingpasta 1 point2 points ago

Whelp there goes that theory. Back to the drawing board

[–]clee290 26 points27 points ago

Original video: This clip is at 2:15-ish http://youtu.be/5R0m8YE0efw

[–]spinozasrobot 9 points10 points ago

"Aww... I feel so bad!"

Continues sticking scary mask in cats face.

[–]SaltyBabe 16 points17 points ago

Well he wants her to understand... Instead of just being freaked out. She can't be that scared or she would just run away. She seems to be extremely cautiously interested.

[–]masterchiefr75 1 point2 points ago

Like when I play Dead Space.

[–]Mah_Derpah 18 points19 points ago

Someone has a lithp.

[–]clee290 24 points25 points ago

Nylah!!!!! PVP!

[–]Nikolai197 6 points7 points ago

PVP SANNN

[–]RealityIsMyReligion 43 points44 points ago

I think your bologna-fingers meant to mash in "watching".

[–]soggysocks 29 points30 points ago

i laughed because i had bologna for lunch...ah, the memories

[–]Intolerance 7 points8 points ago

R.I.P. OP's fingers

[–]Heatbeat 3 points4 points ago

No matter what the fuck I do, every time I read "Bologna" I pronounce it wrong.

[–]UlcisGodofChains 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he has a lisp?

[–]MandyzFelix 12 points13 points ago

[–]IgotCHRISTinMYlife 3 points4 points ago

With the latest horror movies, I've been more like this.

[–]Baelorn 6 points7 points ago

Jump scares have ruined scary movies for me.

I like to be scared, dammit, not surprised.

[–]TDIfan241 3 points4 points ago

/r/reactiongifs The subreddit most people on /r/funny don't know about, and should use.

[–]ppppppppppppppppplll 7 points8 points ago

That's why I don't wath them anymore.

[–]travisthegr8 2 points3 points ago

You didn't choose the troll life?:)

[–]3aTroop 4 points5 points ago

The troll-life chose him.

[–]LECHEDEMIPALO 1 point2 points ago

or Liveleak's videos

[–]Geekv2 1 point2 points ago

Interesting... didn't know cats did this when they're scared, only thought it was when they were angry.

[–]TheChosenOne013 0 points1 point ago

What movie, OP? Tell me is was Sinister. I checked every room web I got home after seeing that movie.

[–]Fishstixxx16 0 points1 point ago

That cat creeped me the fuck out.

[–]lovestory823 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like.you have a lisp

[–]BlindBrownEye 0 points1 point ago

Me after 2 girls 1 cup

[–]The_Dark_Underscore -1 points0 points ago

Her we go a wathelling. . .

[–]CyborgCraig 0 points1 point ago

Looks like that cat swallowed a blowfish.

[–]jp3243 0 points1 point ago

I hate to admit it, but I've never been able to wath a horror movie all the way through.

[–]grinr 1 point2 points ago

AWWWW poor kittttteeeyyyy

[–]draxxil 1 point2 points ago

That is DEFINITELY how I am after watching a horror movie. And that's why I avoid them like the plague.

[–]iced327 -1 points0 points ago

You turn into a cat? Who can't type?

[–]mdaly343 0 points1 point ago

What a pussy

[–]ForeverARedditer 0 points1 point ago

PVP SAAN.

[–]cheapshot599 0 points1 point ago

Darth maul quotes " i sense your fear"

[–]ShoMeUrNoobs 0 points1 point ago

I feel like this was said while grabbing onto your tongue. Now try saying "Apple".

[–]Rectopathic -1 points0 points ago

PVP FTW SAAAN!

[–]dietmoxie 1 point2 points ago

Holy shit 1900 upvotes for that post huh?

[–]bigdog647382 -1 points0 points ago

*watching

[–]EchoSolo 1 point2 points ago

Thay guyths, thethe poths are thilly!

[–]madmoney4244 -1 points0 points ago

You become a cat?

[–]thehighhobo 0 points1 point ago

What the hell does wathing mean?

[–]pyropunk2006 -1 points0 points ago

wtf is wathing?

[–]biskitsandgravy 0 points1 point ago

I love to waff mofies

[–]TheArgo 0 points1 point ago

PVP DOPE FRESH NATION

[–]DTmothafucka 1 point2 points ago

because one does not simply "wath" a horror film

[–]Derwos 0 points1 point ago

Porcupussy.

[–]xNaRwHaLxBaCoNx 0 points1 point ago

PVP DOPEFRESH KITTY MEEEEOOOOOWZZZZ!!!

[–]xxllamacornxx 0 points1 point ago

Doeth Mike Tython know you thtole hith lithp?

[–]ctb0020 0 points1 point ago

Nylah dosent like masks

[–]TheClaw117 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there ;D

[–]chefslapchop 1 point2 points ago

Quit wathing horror movies stupid

[–]evilbananaman -1 points0 points ago

Pussy

[–]Vincentine -1 points0 points ago

Tath dumb.

[–]pujuma -1 points0 points ago

watching

[–]dafuqurmom -1 points0 points ago

"watching"

[–]MTGothmog 0 points1 point ago

This is me when my sister is in town and obviously out for blood. Fucking nightmare

[–]MiSTx93 0 points1 point ago

I hate wathing thcary thtuff

[–]LOTF 0 points1 point ago

Wathing?

[–]ipwnedu94 1 point2 points ago

PVP SAAAN!!!!

[–]TheActualAWdeV -3 points-2 points ago

Haha you're a pussy!

[–]cassiexchaos -1 points0 points ago

Where is Jesse when you need him. PVP DOPE FRESH NATION SAANN!!

[–]MrShneakyShnake 0 points1 point ago

PvP FTW

[–]ExcitingPerson -2 points-1 points ago

I just love to wath horror movies, I once was wathing one for so long my eyes hurt. Yep, wathing movies rocks. So go on and wath one you guys :) Wath them all day and keep on wathing them all night!

[–]totoro181 0 points1 point ago

Nylah Saaaan(:

[–]Kravitzar 0 points1 point ago

Whoa... that's Nylah from PVP!