STORY TIME.

This reminds me of a time when I was about 8 years old. Now, my dad and uncle Jim always told me that if someone bigger than me fucked with me, I should kick them right in the balls. A bit of back story before the action, I have an artificial leg which is very hard. Also, my aunt HATED my uncle pretty much. Terrible marriage. Anyways..

He was drunk one night while they were visiting us out to our trailer and he was gonna teach me to defend myself. I said "I already know what to do" and he stood up and told me to show him. I hesitated but everyone else was telling me to go ahead, I don't think they knew what I had in store. As you can probably imagine, I cocked my artificial leg back and swung it forward as hard as I could. Destination? Uncle Jim's nuts. The look on his face when I connected was shock and pain combined. My aunt fell out of her chair laughing.

I felt kind of bad about it at first, but he recovered and all was well. Let this be a lesson though, do NOT play fight with little kids unless you know for sure what you're getting yourself into.