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[–]Randompaul 34 points35 points ago

I don't even have to see the original to know that Canadian Monopoly is "Sorry".

[–]eggstacy 6 points7 points ago

I haven't seen Australian Monopoly either but it's got giant bugs. Unless it was posted a year ago, then it's something upside-down. Or a year before that and every space is Jail.

[–]Mike13815 6 points7 points ago

Australian monopoly is called Jumanji.

[–]Randompaul 2 points3 points ago

I've only played the one that was upside-down and every space is jail.

[–]Coristad 1 point2 points ago

Came for this comment. Was not disappointed.

[–]Rasta_Man69 54 points55 points ago

So America has 2 Monopolys now? How does that work?

[–]Devon64327 33 points34 points ago

Its a Duopoly

[–]LakeStClair 16 points17 points ago

Or Edna Kerpopoly

[–]Rilkal 6 points7 points ago

Gallip-olopoly

[–]Rasta_Man69 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking that but then there would be 2 Americas not 2 Monopolies :/

[–]moonunit99 1 point2 points ago

heh

[–]madsonm 7 points8 points ago

Hungry, Hungry Hippos is for the 99%.

[–]Mikey-2-Guns 1 point2 points ago

We have the Nintendo version of monopoly at my house...

[–]GrokMonkey 1 point2 points ago

[–]Ruvokian -5 points-4 points ago

It's called the American political process.

[–]Armed_To_The_Teets 30 points31 points ago

[–]d_spaceley1 117 points118 points ago

[–]madsonm 16 points17 points ago

It is like a Monopoly/Hungry, Hungry Hippos cross over. Not surprising that McDonalds was the one to put that together.

[–]giskard9385 6 points7 points ago

I was genuinely surprised that this wasn't the original

[–]rouge321 2 points3 points ago

Canada also has this. I won a big mac!

[–]NewDrekSilver 8 points9 points ago

CONGRATULATIONS

YOU WON THE PRIZE

HAPPY GOOD FOR YOU YES

[–]rouge321 1 point2 points ago

Do you need a hug or something?

[–]Ricekrisper 4 points5 points ago

Roll up the rim to win mother fuckers.

[–]d_spaceley1 0 points1 point ago

All I've ever won was another coffee

[–]I_LEAVE_COMMENTS 0 points1 point ago

Damn, I'll trade you for one of my 1,000,000 free medium fries.

[–]DWsharky 0 points1 point ago

I won small fries! I thought it was small coffee, but it wasn't.

[–]Jamaicaman90 0 points1 point ago

This is the predictable, overdone stereotype I was expecting the OP to be.

Still, someone had to post it. Call it the elephant in the room.

[–]Panzer91 -1 points0 points ago

Call it the Hippo in the room

FTFY

[–]Coolboypai -2 points-1 points ago

Canada has that too you know...

[–]loverboyxD -3 points-2 points ago

This game used to be awesome as far as I was concerned. Now I dislike it because I win free meat from buying fries, and I'm a vegetarian. However I would like to hang out at McDonald's until somebody comes along and orders what I won, and let them have it for free.

Or maybe I'd rather not hang out at McDonald's, haha

[–]WeDanceAlone 0 points1 point ago

What did you expect from the prize?

[–]wml653 6 points7 points ago

I think given the recent financial problems this would be closer to the truth..

[–]CrystalElyse 26 points27 points ago

I understand this, but it doesn't work for me...as Monopoly was a game created in America...Specifically Atlantic City, NJ.

[–]pianobadger 4 points5 points ago

So why aren't there hookers and casinos?

[–]Ragnalypse 6 points7 points ago

What did you say about Jersey? Do you even lift? Come at me bro. Fite me irl.

[–]irishchug 0 points1 point ago

Well casinos are mostly on boardwalk, which is the most expensive space sooo, sort of?

[–]Zondraxor 5 points6 points ago

Link to Original, anyone?

[–]manimator 3 points4 points ago

found it...

Canadian Monopoly

[–]Leotabear 0 points1 point ago

Thank you, kind sir.

[–]liveryowl 87 points88 points ago

Im pretty sure thats Hungry hungry hippos. Monopoly IS American Monopoly.

Why would Amercians be fighting over food? We have plenty to go around.

[–]sar2120 16 points17 points ago

The joke is that Americans are fat.

[–]Link_to_spacedicks 22 points23 points ago

I thought the joke was about greedy corporations who wanted to get more money than anyone else.

[–]deadlyhorsebeater 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I assumed that was the joke too

[–]liveryowl 20 points21 points ago

ooooooh how could have missed that? It's not like it's an obvious joke. Can you explain the justin beiber being a girl, because he look like a guy to me.

(sarcasm, somtimes it doesn't translate in text)

[–]LakeStClair 11 points12 points ago

TIL Twilight is bad, America is fat, Justin Bieber sucks, and deGrasse Tyson for president 2012.

[–]mrpopenfresh 5 points6 points ago

I thought the joke was that american capitalism was greedy.

[–]Link_to_spacedicks -1 points0 points ago

Was greedy? as in, past tense? I don't think so.

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[–]liveryowl 0 points1 point ago

i dont think that applies here.

[–]Dam_Herpond -1 points0 points ago

Sorry. That was directed at the guy who said "Monopoly is American monopoly because it was made in America"

[–]liveryowl 0 points1 point ago

:) no worries

[–]bizznich13 3 points4 points ago

The one that's eaten the most at the end wins?

[–]madsonm 2 points3 points ago

That's pretty much how us Americans play.

[–]Marchie 3 points4 points ago

That's why Monopoly has all those Canadian cities and landmarks on it

[–]chrometoucan 15 points16 points ago

So, so brave

[–]squiremarcus 0 points1 point ago

why is that video so popular? i still cant figure out of its endorsing or criticizing him

[–]mike45010 5 points6 points ago

So... are you saying i'm fat?

[–]Kelderm2 14 points15 points ago

[–]Cockdieselallthetime 13 points14 points ago

Stupid

[–]ugleebob 2 points3 points ago

what the fuck is "Happy Hippo"? Where's "Hungry Hungry Hippos"?

[–]Devon64327 3 points4 points ago

[–]SourCreamWater 2 points3 points ago

yawn streeetch

Oh, I see it's that overwhelmingly ignorant joke again.

[–]AmboC 0 points1 point ago

Or greedy, depending on how you look at it.

[–]pocketchange2247 0 points1 point ago

Why not both?

[–]durkadurkadur 3 points4 points ago

Isn't American Monopoly... just... Monopoly?

Edit: Ok, I'm a little late to the game; this has been said. Go ahead. Downvote the shit out of me.

[–]deadlyhorsebeater 0 points1 point ago

On the contrary, I upvoted the shit out of you.

[–]jungleman4545 2 points3 points ago

Haha I had one when I was young. Awesome.

[–]E_L_Fudge -1 points0 points ago

The apartment is slanted!

[–]001146379 0 points1 point ago

haha, very clever

[–]idomeyoudoyou -1 points0 points ago

touche

[–]oscar638 -1 points0 points ago

Funny stuff. XD

[–]someguy73 -1 points0 points ago

The amount of bravery in this thread is overwhelming.

[–]Svarazics 0 points1 point ago

Hey, rockem sockem hipo's. My favorite almost violent game!

[–]AventinusCam -1 points0 points ago

today I had a Baconator and almost choked because I was compelled to keep chanting "U-S-A!" during bites.

[–]ehenning1537 -1 points0 points ago

Oh I see what you did there

[–]InHarmsWay -1 points0 points ago

I was expecting this.

[–]asharwood 0 points1 point ago

Greedy grabbing hippos

[–]dysphorifier 0 points1 point ago

i wanna get a 'hungry hungry alec baldwins'. it looks awesome

[–]DiggyComer 0 points1 point ago

Lazy. Lame. Tired.

[–]Raymond890 1 point2 points ago

I don't think any of you guys know what a monopoly is.

[–]snowlion13 0 points1 point ago

thats most countries actually america isnt as corrupt as many others

[–]starscreamsghost17 0 points1 point ago

Well Played, one upvote for you

[–]theshermometer 0 points1 point ago

No, this is the West Hollywood version of Monopoly.

[–]Thefriendlyfaceplant 0 points1 point ago

Could someone link the original?

[–]SquidAttack 0 points1 point ago

this game was the shit!

[–]easypunk21 0 points1 point ago

My only regret is that I have but one downvote to give.

[–]wingedkitten 0 points1 point ago

People who don't get this aren't thinking about the larger picture. Well played Canada, well played.

[–]Atarimac 0 points1 point ago

Ouch

[–]-yori- 0 points1 point ago

First world problem: Ther original post finder bots don't work with the "I raise you" posts yet.

[–]Windonna 0 points1 point ago

I smiled.

[–]TalonX1982 0 points1 point ago

Ohhoho...iz funny cuz iz true!!

[–]hipsterssuk 0 points1 point ago

Monopoly is American Monopoly...

[–]Cyberslasher 0 points1 point ago

HORDE ALL THE THINGS!

[–]Hellenomania 0 points1 point ago

It's the Republican Platform.

[–]MyStErYbEaN5 0 points1 point ago

This I enjoy

[–]Vulg4r 0 points1 point ago

Haha Americans are fat. I get it!

[–]EasilyTurnedOn 0 points1 point ago

I see your unoriginal, annoying title and raise you exactly one downvote.

[–]fusihunter 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting every player to be the cannon, and the houses and hotels to be all mortgaged.

Too much ?

[–]ATpup 0 points1 point ago

my family has a video of my brothers, cousins and me playing it in the living room. I was way younger than everyone else, i just reached in and took the marbles..... i was the true winner that day.

[–]chaosaxess 0 points1 point ago

GET IT GUYS? CUZ AMERICANS ARE FAT. AHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY

[–]bleedscarlet 0 points1 point ago

Well played Canada. Well played.

[–]Scheusal -1 points0 points ago

Ahhhahah oh shit did I have to laugh, best post tonight ! and I loved this game as a kid ! Thank you, sir.

[–]psychroclasm 1 point2 points ago

I'm all for fat American jokes, but this was just retarded.

It's like you saw a post about a Canadian double-decker bus, and then posted a picture of a Mini Cooper with the title "I see your Canadian double-decker bus and raise you a London double-decker bus!

See? Retarded.

[–]noob_goldberg 0 points1 point ago

American monopoly would actually have one hippo with a giant mouth and three hippos that couldn't catch more than one white ball.

[–]frocarter -2 points-1 points ago

Is this based on the movie The Hunger Games?

[–]frankiex -2 points-1 points ago

LOL they eat marbles just like supermodels

[–]pianobadger -2 points-1 points ago

Not sure if that's a fat joke or a greed joke.

Well played.

[–]Abnormal_Armadillo -3 points-2 points ago

This is incorrect, in this form the game shows itself to be fair, it has to be tilted to one side.

[–]swiftb3 -3 points-2 points ago

That's funny, because I only ever played Hungry Hungry Hippos when we visited my grandma. In Canada.

[–]2makealongstoryshort -4 points-3 points ago

I see what you did there...