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Bro, I'm Jacked Dawg (imgur.com)

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[–]Nicoma 87 points88 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/GLQ7I.jpg

Thought this needed some arms

[–]cdude 25 points26 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/ErlM8.jpg

[–]allwaysnice 13 points14 points ago

/r/birdswitharms

[–]Hesho95 0 points1 point ago

Been subscribed there for over 4 months. No regrets!

[–]CyaSteve[S] 233 points234 points ago

The original (or at least what I know of as the original)

The thread where the picture is from

Also for anyone who is really straining for the title, google jackdaw.

[–]epatti0914 127 points128 points ago

Dear diary...

[–]CyaSteve[S] 18 points19 points ago

I laughed at this entirely too much.

[–]beeztrain 4 points5 points ago

what exactly is too much laughing?

[–]Non_existent 11 points12 points ago

Dying from lack of oxygen.

[–]TH3_FORC3 5 points6 points ago

It's generally not lack of oxygen, but too much carbon dioxide buildup.

[–]xxsmokealotxx 1 point2 points ago

easy sheldon

[–]prometheus1981 2 points3 points ago

Laughing so much you get a weird boner because of the lolz.

[–]lisabadcat 4 points5 points ago

Jackdaw was a spelling word when I was in 1st grade (35 years ago). My mom also did not believe it was a word and was pretty upset until she looked it up. Since then, it has always been one of my favorite words that you never hear.

[–]CyaSteve[S] 3 points4 points ago

Fun related fact: You're old.

Sorry, I don't know what came over me, I just couldn't resist. Jackdaw is definitely a cool word, strange though.

[–]lisabadcat 2 points3 points ago

Yeah that was fun.

D;

[–]CyaSteve[S] 1 point2 points ago

I still love you?

[–]Rosetti 5 points6 points ago

Is this the origin of the whole 'Do you even lift' thing?

[–]Adwinistrator 31 points32 points ago

bb misc. brah you mirin?

[–]milleniamisc 6 points7 points ago

this is glorious

[–]OdiePop 2 points3 points ago

'Mirin and aware.

[–]MergeTheBands 2 points3 points ago

What does "Do you even lift?" mean?

[–]UndeadMessenger 28 points29 points ago

Apparently it started on a body building forum about a hundred years ago.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/do-you-even-lift

[–]ZeroGSpaceCow 10 points11 points ago

Wow, that was like a TV Tropes level of engrossing. There is apparently this entire area of the internet devoted to angry dudes who work out a lot.

[–]MrDribbles 8 points9 points ago

Misc. dawg.

[–]BlueBinder 5 points6 points ago

repped. U mirin brah? Also miscology 101.

[–]OdiePop 4 points5 points ago

watchout ur comments bro

[–]BlueBinder 1 point2 points ago

aware

[–]240mikex 9 points10 points ago

lifting weights...you know pick stuff up, put them down

[–]bitcheslovedroids 5 points6 points ago

if you have to ask, you don't lift

[–]MergeTheBands 0 points1 point ago

Or maybe I don't spend all of my time on the computer, there to witness every new Internet meme. :)

[–]vaginamongerer 0 points1 point ago

Not an internet meem. People say this in real life all the time.

[–]MergeTheBands -1 points0 points ago

Not the real life I'm from!

[–]Postalworker 1 point2 points ago

NO

[–]chesterdjester -1 points0 points ago

DYEL started on /fit/ on 4chan

Edit: I stand corrected, it started on one of the many bodybuilding sites.

[–]Swazzoo 1 point2 points ago

No fucking way that that is the original. Can it?

[–]mrrocketphat 0 points1 point ago

Probably too late for anyone to see this but we recreated the bird in emoticon form. Use when necessary. O0 uevenliftbrah?

[–]Sierra50 21 points22 points ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills...

[–]ONOOOOO 14 points15 points ago

...I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[–]Hawkknight88 3 points4 points ago

Lol gorilla warfare.

[–]realfuzzhead 0 points1 point ago

wasn't that originally from a youtube comment where the guy was serious?

[–]240mikex 0 points1 point ago

I play Video Games too

[–]Sierra50 4 points5 points ago

...Do you not know the internet? I'm really hoping you're trolling and have heard of this copypasta...

[–]ZumaZoom 25 points26 points ago

you can't even handle me, bro

[–]darkops32 5 points6 points ago

I'm still curious as to the situation in which a cow was filmed making those movements.

[–]Cyanr 4 points5 points ago

It's ecological cows. They stay inside during the whole winther, then when spring comes they are let out, always looking so happy.

It's a big event in Denmark where people come to watch them "dance" as they are let out. Not idea how popular it is in other countries.

Here's a video example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikfg6jW6Zbk&feature=related

[–]BattleChimp 2 points3 points ago

Swedish barn rave.

[–]themisc 37 points38 points ago

COME AT ME BRO!

[–]Spunky-Brewster 23 points24 points ago

COME AT ME CRO

[–]bamp 26 points27 points ago

SQUATS AND OATS

[–]psychobilly1 9 points10 points ago

Light weight. Ain't nothin but a peanut.

[–]Dirty0ldMan 4 points5 points ago

Yeahhhhh Buddy! Everybody wants to be a bodybuilder, but don't nobody wanna lift no heavy-ass weights!

[–]MADBARZ 14 points15 points ago

OATZ AND SQUATZ

[–]FlyingPasta 10 points11 points ago

SQUATZ AMD RANDOM SHIT I FOUND ON THE GROUND

[–]lulzcopter19 22 points23 points ago

Oh I see you are into urban foraging

[–]Stormdancer 2 points3 points ago

I'm pretty into urban foraging too.

[–]skameeto -2 points-1 points ago

PALEO FAG.

[–]thesquataholic 4 points5 points ago

ALL DAY

[–]AngelOfMusic42 36 points37 points ago

I see what you did there.. jacked dawg - jackdaw (a bird in the crow family)

[–]CyaSteve[S] 8 points9 points ago

Whelp, at least someone got it.

[–]HeyThereSport 0 points1 point ago

Yes. Quite.

[–]glass_canon 1 point2 points ago

Corvidae eh?

[–]GeoTrip 10 points11 points ago

"U WOT M8?"

[–]Skullmonkey_ 8 points9 points ago

Caw at me Crow.

[–]bigelmofarts 7 points8 points ago

DUDE MY LIFE IS A GYM!

[–]themightytaco -2 points-1 points ago

Calm down Chuck Norris.

[–]streleckub3 23 points24 points ago

anyone remember the birds with arms meme? i think this might need a photoshop http://www.iywib.com/birds_with_arms5.jpg

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 38 points39 points ago

Pepperidge farm /r/birdswitharms remembers.

[–]streleckub3 3 points4 points ago

i love this place. They have everything!

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 6 points7 points ago

Yes, everything:

/r/fifthworldpics
/r/ggggg
/r/onetruegod
/r/onoff
/r/photoshopbattles
/r/laina

Fair warning, one of those is NSFW. None are NSFL.

[–]streleckub3 4 points5 points ago

theres a Nick Cage is god subreddit.... I think im done for the day.

[–]Ricktron3030 3 points4 points ago

How did I immediately pick the nsfw one. I'm not even mad.

[–]sargeantb2 2 points3 points ago

Every time /r/ggggg gets linked, I'm sure I'm going to suddenly understand it. NOPE. Still so confusing.

[–]thewalkingfred 1 point2 points ago

Wtf is ggggg?

[–]Hiof-Katnyp 0 points1 point ago

I'm in class and don't know which one isn't. Fuck you.

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 6 points7 points ago

Let's just call it reddit roulette. One link in the chamber will get you in trouble, the other five are safe. Do you dare click?

[–]bakerie 1 point2 points ago

reddit.com/r/birdswitharms

[–]FrostByt 18 points19 points ago

U Mirin?

[–]TobyDGriffith 0 points1 point ago

Dem quads!

[–]Sprongly 2 points3 points ago

Pics or negs.

[–]macogle 2 points3 points ago

Crows don't let crows skip leg days.

[–]Fr4nkenstein 8 points9 points ago

I actually loled. Had to explain to co-workers. Fun.

[–]dupa_zupa 2 points3 points ago

Squats, not even once.

[–]OdiePop 0 points1 point ago

I can confirm, I am squats.

[–]KrazyEyezKilla 2 points3 points ago

Celltechin'

[–]OdiePop 0 points1 point ago

Natty as Natty G.

[–]KrazyEyezKilla 0 points1 point ago

Brb going bald on top.

[–]MagicalTrevor09 0 points1 point ago

This bird looks like Pewdiepie.

[–]Fezaliini 3 points4 points ago

Why did you insult that bird?

[–]Sierra50 2 points3 points ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills...

[–]Nullvoid123 1 point2 points ago

No, but I bleach. Wait, wrong thread.

[–]BreadstickNinja 2 points3 points ago

Call of Duty Crow?

I'm not familiar with the original so I don't know the context. But I feel like I've met this guy online.

[–]Stormdancer 3 points4 points ago

Caw of Duty.

[–]Steellonewolf77 5 points6 points ago

Do you even lift comes from /fit/ on 4chan; I think.

[–]braden343 3 points4 points ago

Actually from bodybuilding.com misc forums.

[–]antrino 1 point2 points ago

Don't mess with this sick cunt!

[–]audimann -1 points0 points ago

Awesome i was waiting for somone to make somthing awesome outa this

[–]jacobs64 0 points1 point ago

I love that I know where 'do you even lift' came from.

Don't fuck with Choco Taco dawg

[–]SavageNoble 0 points1 point ago

BUM AT ME, CROW.

[–]ugly_edith 0 points1 point ago

Jacked Jackdaw

[–]Powderham 0 points1 point ago

The bird should have done some squats, get some more meat on those legs.

[–]skidoosh123 1 point2 points ago

Ill duff you out @ LAN pussy

[–]IlliniJen 0 points1 point ago

Bro crow.

[–]StomaticX 1 point2 points ago

YEAH BUDDY.

[–]Rookie_XL 1 point2 points ago

Is there some sort of cartoony version? Like the Wut-cat?

[–]tha_dood 0 points1 point ago

Seriously, I saw this pic get posted by the photographer and this was the top comment.

All I can think is, why hasn't this happened yet? http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/birds-with-arms

[–]Stormdancer 1 point2 points ago

It has.

[–]tha_dood 0 points1 point ago

Good.

[–]CaptainLeChimp 0 points1 point ago

And I only now stumble across this, after making a much less impressive repost version. FML.

Well played, sir. Best joke.

[–]thornska 0 points1 point ago

Hey, that bird is Abbath.

[–]240mikex -1 points0 points ago

As an active gym goer..

"Do you even lift?" i lost it at the last panel

[–]maybealittleracist 0 points1 point ago

Oh god a jackdaw pun. Amazing.

[–]CyaSteve[S] 0 points1 point ago

I love you, even if you're a little racist. Physically tiny.

[–]jawapride 0 points1 point ago

Can we agree to name this bird Pesto?

[–]redemptiontx 1 point2 points ago

I was having a shitty day. This made it so much better

[–]greenlightern 1 point2 points ago

r u aware?

[–]TAC0001 0 points1 point ago

You wanna go??

[–]TomPalmer1979 0 points1 point ago

A challenger appears!

[–]Schobbo 0 points1 point ago

I saw it coming, that picture was just to perfect.

[–]corvidcanine 0 points1 point ago

I approve

[–]realfuzzhead 0 points1 point ago

I've been saying this line to my friends lately and they just don't get it.. it's so funny though, it makes me sad.

[–]LuckyDuck77 0 points1 point ago

is 'IRL' a real thing? Do we just shorten everything? INETOATSAS... I'm not even that old and that's stupid as shit.

[–]snitchsgetstitchs107 0 points1 point ago

This post itself isn't cancerous, but it's a start, and now it's only a matter of time. I guess about it'll be about two months before "Do you even lift" gets old, and everyone beats the dead horse.

[–]DriizzyDrakeRogers 0 points1 point ago

Do you even lift is already pretty old I think. This is it's revival.

[–]davidbavid 0 points1 point ago

We are not 4chan, we are reddit

[–]j9p3s 0 points1 point ago

I couldn't stop laughing

[–]TheSynthetic 0 points1 point ago

Miscer

[–]NotSureWhoIAm85 0 points1 point ago

I cant stop laughing. I can barely breathe.

[–]chirulzuall 0 points1 point ago

Yup,I lift bullets,into my magazine,32 rounds per. Still wanna go?

[–]gregorious13 0 points1 point ago

IRL?

[–]CyaSteve[S] 1 point2 points ago

In real life.

[–]redsoxfan505 0 points1 point ago

This just made my day... And today I lost my pinky finger.

[–]beefinbed 1 point2 points ago

at least wait until the thread this was already posted in is off the front page.

[–]CyaSteve[S] 0 points1 point ago

I want you to calmly think about what you just said.

[–]ChHeintzel 0 points1 point ago

I saw the original and I think yours is better. --

[–]tronn4 -1 points0 points ago

Sounds like an Xbox live "throw down" I was apparently a part of.

[–]DaAvalon -3 points-2 points ago

Every single meme Iv'e seen of this is an exact copy of another meme and is just not funny at all. You are cancer and I think Hitler would of been a good friend of yours.

[–]CyaSteve[S] 0 points1 point ago

Just out of curiosity I went to your profile, sure enough the top 5 most recent comments are all negative. Did something bad happen to you recently? You should try smiling more.

[–]wouldHAVEwouldHAVE -1 points0 points ago

would of been

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[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 0 points1 point ago

dolan sotp

[–]TobyDGriffith -1 points0 points ago

Gooby pls

[–]OdiePop 0 points1 point ago

Loony pls go

[–]TobyDGriffith 1 point2 points ago

Not loony, is dolan

[–]shofet -3 points-2 points ago

Upvoted for the pun.

[–]MrBrawn 1 point2 points ago

What pun?

[–]shofet 1 point2 points ago

The bird is a jack daw. I'm Jack-ed Daw-g. Get it?

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[–]DayToFright 6 points7 points ago

well that was relevant.

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