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[–]dottiepalooza 85 points86 points ago

Can you still call them streakers if they're covered up from their waist to their knees?

[–]LBK2013 27 points28 points ago

Well he was in the process of taking his pants off when he was tackled down.

[–]atlr3ality 34 points35 points ago

That's why you have to run on the field already naked.

[–]pburn883 23 points24 points ago

yea who thinks its a good idea to run while you strip. That doesnt benefit anyone

[–]megadeus 19 points20 points ago

And he was wearing boots.

BOOTS!

Who the hell thinks streaking in boots without removing the pants first is a good idea?!

[–]Hoo7on 7 points8 points ago

Tortilla Tech Red Raiders, that's who.

[–]megadeus 12 points13 points ago

Tier 1 research institution, here we come, baby!

[–]skeptical_spectacle 1 point2 points ago

(UH grad here) High five, buddy

[–]WhyIOughta 1 point2 points ago

Rice University checking in.

[–]nwoodard 3 points4 points ago

RAIDER!

[–]ZephyrSong 9 points10 points ago

Raider? I hardly knew 'er!

(...POWER! Dammit! Cannot. Control. Reflex!)

[–]Fallen_Man 3 points4 points ago

Damn it really is uncontrollable I said power in my mind :(

[–]greathornedowl 2 points3 points ago

POWER!

[–]soundthealarm21 3 points4 points ago

GET YOUR GUNS UP!

[–]penguin_thievery 0 points1 point ago

Power!

[–]pburn883 1 point2 points ago

rookie Mistake

[–]Qurtys_Lyn -1 points0 points ago

It's Texas. You always wear your boots in Texas. Who knows what you'll step in otherwise...

[–]andshewas_45 0 points1 point ago

He looks like he is being Tasered.

[–]LBK2013 1 point2 points ago

I couldnt tell from where i was sitting.

[–]powernut 51 points52 points ago

Back in the heyday of streaking, it was a disorderly conduct charge, probably a fine and no time served. Today, it's a sex offense comparable to raping children, so you'll do at least 5 years felony probation, mandatory counseling, and be on a blacklist for the rest of your life. Of course, this guy, being black, probably already has those.

[–]pantan 7 points8 points ago

Black(ish) guy here, this is funny. Carry on.

[–]ArsenalOwl 227 points228 points ago

At least the security guard seemed to be amused.

[–]cliu91 103 points104 points ago

Pretty sure that's a cop.

[–]DerKriegmeister 75 points76 points ago

Sheriff (hence the star--police have the shield)

[–]LBK2013 34 points35 points ago

You are correct. That guy didnt actually catch him though. I state trooper did.

Edit: I meant "A state trooper did." Sorry about that.

[–]tanerdamaner 45 points46 points ago

You state trooper? Nice to meet you.

[–]MrGoodbytes 18 points19 points ago

I time bomb.

[–]richdoe 14 points15 points ago

How long bomb take?

[–]ohai- 7 points8 points ago

as soon as somebody set us up the bomb

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Is there chance to survive?

[–]m1racle 5 points6 points ago

No make your time.

[–]Niren7 23 points24 points ago

He's just doing what he usually does...

[–]cnov 23 points24 points ago

Pretty sure that's Hank Schraeder.

[–]Id_Tap_Dat 14 points15 points ago

It's like a scene from Babe. You have a pig trying to herd a black sheep that looks like it's saying "BYAAH RAAM YUUUU".

[–]Jeroknite 11 points12 points ago

EWE*

[–]nickiter 2 points3 points ago

"Yesssss I love tackling streakers!"

[–]vahntitrio 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, he gets to put a linebacker type hit on that guy in mere moments.

[–]cunt_stamp 192 points193 points ago

[–]Hung_Like_A_BlackGuy 18 points19 points ago

Picture two gave me a good chuckle.

"The only streaking in my locker room will be in my underwear."

[–]NotLaurensThrowaway 5 points6 points ago

I just googled cunt stamp.

[–]Bravo777 0 points1 point ago

Pic number 3 gave me a good laugh. Well done good sir or ma'am!

[–]shinthemighty 0 points1 point ago

I liked 3 the best

[–]cincyhere 0 points1 point ago

It had to be done.

[–]JustinianthegreatF 25 points26 points ago

[–]itsrattlesnake 15 points16 points ago

The cops sure didn't mess around.

One cop

Two cop

A dogpile

[–]NoCommenting 10 points11 points ago

LOL. You can see the eaxct moment the picture was taken.

[–]Adamskinater 7 points8 points ago

Needs more Benny Hill theme and sped up

[–]megadeus 0 points1 point ago

Unfortunately, the chase wasn't long enough for a satisfying Benny Hill theme: http://bennyhillifier.com/?id=jZpBVD7ibD8

[–]csgoodri 3 points4 points ago

I think it is safe to say he didn't think through his entire streaking plan.

[–]LightGrenade -5 points-4 points ago

I love how its still socially acceptable to wear cowboy hats down south

[–]BrianAllred 11 points12 points ago

Socially acceptable? Shit, it's considered dressy. Speaking as a current TTU student and native Texan.

[–]theslobb 2 points3 points ago

Speaking as a former tech student/ grew up In Lubbock; so are polo hats and fishing shirts. With Sperrys and $4 plastic sunglasses. You know what I mean... You know

[–]LightGrenade -1 points0 points ago

It's just crazy the differences in culture. If someone wore a cowboy hat in the northeast they'd be seen as a total weirdo/hick.

[–]Lifeweaver 9 points10 points ago

That is a uniform. Those guys are Texas state troopers. You really don't see that many people wearing cowboy hats.

[–]GoldenHomie 1 point2 points ago

They are all DPS (state troopers and rangers). It's actually part of the uniform. Probably the only people in the stadium wearing them.

[–]nazihatinchimp 0 points1 point ago

Only in Texas.

[–]Growing4Freedom -1 points0 points ago

I love how you're an idiot.

[–]LightGrenade 0 points1 point ago

Idk man, I don't see cops wearing cowboy hats anywhere except in the deep south, which was my point.

[–]NYRBlueshirts 17 points18 points ago

I need to stop browsing Reddit with my hand in my pants

[–]shinthemighty 0 points1 point ago

maybe you just need to pick your subreddits better

[–]scottmacwatters 125 points126 points ago

Hey, My name is Scott MacWatters, and I'm an intern at the Lubbock Avalanche-Journal.

I took this photo during the game.

I'm glad everybody likes it!

Here's proof with the original picture and more from the game that I took: http://500px.com/photo/15856571?from=set/390593

I'd appreciate some credit, reddit!

[–]ninja_at_law 4 points5 points ago

when is the Lubbock Avalanche-Journal coming out with an iPad app?

[–]megadeus 0 points1 point ago

I thought they had one. I could've sworn the electronic bilboard at 19th and University had an ad for an A-J app (unless it was just an iPhone app).

[–]scottmacwatters 1 point2 points ago

Yep, The Lubbock Avalanche-Journal does have an iPad app.

The A-J is making a lot of changes and transitioning over to a digital-first newspaper -- which means they no longer focus exclusively on getting stuff into the print edition, now they try to publish everything ASAP on the websites (lubbockonline.com, redraiders.com, lonestarvarsity.com and other brands). The A-J is also working on video content pretty heavily, as well.

IMO, it's going in the right direction for a newspaper to go.

[–]nothinnerdy 2 points3 points ago

Kid's got some wheels!

[–]wilsnipeforfood 1 point2 points ago

thanks for taking the pic man :) I upvoted you in hopes this gets to the top.

[–]schadly 0 points1 point ago

I work with that guys Mom.... can I have some credit?

[–]Tashre 0 points1 point ago

Thanks Scott! You've got a good eye for these things.

Which raises some questions...

[–]shinthemighty -5 points-4 points ago

Good luck with that buddy.

[–]R2Lowber 12 points13 points ago

FABULOUS.

[–]ananaBannA 30 points31 points ago

Yeaaaa wreck 'em Tech!! I'm a proud Red Raider... Hahaha

[–]harmala 2 points3 points ago

Better double-check his necklace.

[–]ananaBannA 2 points3 points ago

Well shit.

[–]randomgoat 2 points3 points ago

Looks like the masked rider, but he's running away from where the visitors section is. I any tell.

[–]ananaBannA 4 points5 points ago

Masked Rider is a girl..

[–]randomgoat 1 point2 points ago

I was talking about his necklace.

[–]ananaBannA 1 point2 points ago

Ohh gotcha! And hello fellow Raider! :p

[–]ellatheevil 0 points1 point ago

I've seen a black guy masked rider as well. I guess we have two.

[–]megadeus 1 point2 points ago

Was it this year? I'm pretty sure there's only one official Rider in a given year, and this year it's a female.

[–]ellatheevil 1 point2 points ago

Good point, it was last Christmas at Carol of the Lights.

[–]lefthandedsurprise 1 point2 points ago

Want to downvote...must play nice! Arggh!

Sincerely, A Respectable Cyclone

[–]ananaBannA 1 point2 points ago

Well thank you for playing nice! Haha

[–]StephAg09 -4 points-3 points ago

I've had friends return from games at Tech covered in bruises from them throwing batteries, and then there's the incident where they tore their goal post down and ramed it into the visitor section (my dad witnessed a kid almost get crushed apparently) I don't feel bad downvoting raiders. I also took sick pleasure when they almost lost their academic accreditation a few years back because their classes weren't at a university level of difficulty. Maybe I'm a jerk... oh well.

edit to include sources: "Hundreds of Red Raider fans stormed the football field and tore down the Jones Stadium goal posts after Tech beat Texas A&M 12-0 on Nov. 3, 2001. The fans carried a goal post into a section where A&M fans were sitting and tried to force it into the stands."

from http://lubbockonline.com/local-news/2011-10-06/despite-strained-relations-after-2001-tech-am-fan-fiasco-some-sad-see-rivalry#

and

http://www.kcbd.com/story/7590421/texas-tech-placed-on-probation-again

Keep downvoting, I told the truth.

[–]Tawes -1 points0 points ago

Aggie, what are you even doing here?

[–]StephAg09 0 points1 point ago

On reddit or r/funny? I've been on reddit longer than you have :( play nice. Also, I was admittedly in a horrible mood last night and just enjoying riddled feathers.

[–]Tawes 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, I was just joking. A&M is a good school.

[–]StephAg09 0 points1 point ago

Hahah no worries, I didn't downvote you. To be fair, I shouldn't go instigating on the interwebs when I'm in a bad mood :)

[–]LBK2013 0 points1 point ago

Oh look a shit-face aggie comes in to thread to try and talk shit.

"The review committee didn't find fault with the quality of care we were providing or academic environment we had created.

and

Texas Tech was put on probation with the Southern Association of Colleges and Schools Accreditation Agency a little less than a month ago, after they apparently failed to give the agency some data and information on time.

Yep go fuck yourself.

[–]StephAg09 -1 points0 points ago

I don't know why I'm "shit faced" but ok. Classy raider is classy, surprise surprise. I admit I haven't looked into it since it happened, so I didn't know the causes of the probation. That still doesn't change that it happened or that your football fans throw things at people and hurt them. Including almost crushing children who attended a game with a goal post shoved into the Aggie section. You're exactly what I've come to expect of raider fans and belong at your school.

[–]MassuhNate 0 points1 point ago

As am I. Wreck 'em.

[–]mcknicker 5 points6 points ago

Tina Fey: "Tracey, we weren't even filming 30 Rock this week."
Tracey Morgan: "What's 30 Rock?"

[–]DrDeaf 15 points16 points ago

Stranger things have happened with Texas Tech.... http://imgur.com/hYdCu

[–]hedonismbot89 4 points5 points ago

Seeing that newspaper made me sad because Mizzou is no longer a Big 12 team. I was born in Lawrence, so playing Mizzou was always fun, even if both teams sucked. It's a damn shame they're not playing because of what's gone on the last few years. Damn shame.

[–]un-tss 1 point2 points ago

I know that feel.

Mizzou student here. I don't really hold anything against KU as a school, but the rivalry was always fun. I don't care how big of a deal it is to be in the SEC, not having a rival makes it just plain boring. Add to the fact that we've pretty much become the walking mat of the SEC. I wish that somehow we'd still do the border war game. I'm from KC so it was always fun to come home to Arrowhead.

[–]DriizzyDrakeRogers 0 points1 point ago

You'll get your time to shine in the SEC one day.

[–]squarewulf 1 point2 points ago

They are being abducted.

[–]nazihatinchimp 0 points1 point ago

Too soon bro.

[–]shizzelez 8 points9 points ago

extremely photogenic Officer makes the streaker blush

[–]devilsadvocated 2 points3 points ago

It looks like deputy chasing him is cracking up, and the female deputy standing in the background is going "hey, not bad".

[–]beanswiggin 2 points3 points ago

Bath salts. Not even once.

[–]mainev3nt 2 points3 points ago

OHH LAWWDD MY DRAWWWS

[–]HoTranBrasky 2 points3 points ago

DR. SPACEMAN! DR. SPACEMAN!!!

[–]PinkFloyd420 10 points11 points ago

Who thinks the cop kinda looks like the one off breaking bad?

[–]walshy420 15 points16 points ago

Hank? he's a DEA agent

[–]QuasarMonsanto 0 points1 point ago

God dammit Marie!

[–]shinthemighty 2 points3 points ago

They're MINERALS

[–]shinthemighty 0 points1 point ago

downvote b/c his name is hank, dammit!

[–]DiabloConQueso 3 points4 points ago

Wearing a UT necklace.

[–]r00ban 1 point2 points ago

I don't think the cop is laughing, actually. I did at first, but if you look at his feet, they are both in a period of flight; meaning that he's running after him. Based on his size, I'm sure this is not a common practice, and it looks like that face might just been him sucking wind. I like to think he's laughing, because that is one hell of a pose the man is striking there.

[–]amtracdriver 1 point2 points ago

Aww.. on the thumbnail his bling made it look like he was being tazed.

[–]Rekkore 2 points3 points ago

Thought it was Donglover from the thumbnail

[–]Puffy_Ghost 1 point2 points ago

The cop looks way too happy to be doing that shitty job :\

[–]WigglyFinArms 1 point2 points ago

Got to talk to that guy (his friends called him Ace) before he went and ran onto the field. His friends were persistent that he not do it but he threw his shirt of ran down the stairs and jumped onto the field.

[–]IamAOurangOutang 1 point2 points ago

I feel this picture should be used as a meme.

[–]ilovepinup 1 point2 points ago

I literally missed this by a few minutes after I left the game. I've never been so sad.

[–]supermegachaos 1 point2 points ago

I was at that game and it was hilarious

[–]mypetsally 1 point2 points ago

The funny thing is that he doesn't even go to Tech, he goes to Lubbock Christian University

[–]Capt_McKickass 1 point2 points ago

You can tell that Sheriff is totally trying not to laugh. Great pic.

[–]mingling4502 6 points7 points ago

I appreciate the cop's sense of humor. I guess they aren't all douche bags all the time

[–]johnnyasma 6 points7 points ago

Basketball shorts under the pants!

[–]theJMFW 12 points13 points ago

That's because black people never know when they're gonna play basketball

[–]johnnyasma -1 points0 points ago

Yes, that's the exact same joke I was making. Thanks for the help.

[–]multiashes101 1 point2 points ago

anyone else see the ridicoulsly photogenic cop in this picture?

[–]Hipster_Panda 0 points1 point ago

This is just begging for photoshop magic...

[–]cunt_stamp 2 points3 points ago

It's been happening already in /r/photoshopbattles

[–]Hipster_Panda 0 points1 point ago

This is officially my new favorite subreddit

[–]yayova 0 points1 point ago

Haters gonna hate

[–]jascri 0 points1 point ago

OH LAWD

[–]eagle1909 0 points1 point ago

Is that cop floating?

[–]AscorGames[!] 0 points1 point ago

Abandon thread!

[–]paulsdead 0 points1 point ago

Made me think of him breaking into this crazy dance from this Flying Lotus video

[–]RussianDoctorTrustU 0 points1 point ago

Looks very much like Hank from Breaking Bad... the cop of course.

[–]gumbogogo 0 points1 point ago

That was the first streaker that I've ever seen and I don't think it could have been any better XD. The crowd went crazy as they walked him up the ramp off the field haha.

[–]jlaaj 0 points1 point ago

Ridiculously Photogenic Cop

[–]Kulotee 0 points1 point ago

I love that guard's facial expression.

[–]jody_highroller18 0 points1 point ago

Bath salts

[–]anton_gaa 0 points1 point ago

How do you even fit those pants in the other pants??

[–]garrett_fritz 0 points1 point ago

Hover cop!

[–]rileyhimself 0 points1 point ago

The sheriff looks like Hank Schrader.

[–]TestesTestes 0 points1 point ago

Bath Salts

[–]theshaneman 0 points1 point ago

bath salts. Not even once

[–]kelusk 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry, I thought this was America!

[–]VisceralVestige 0 points1 point ago

I like the officer in the back not giving a shit posted on the wall.

[–]Lokky 0 points1 point ago

America is so adorable, back home our streakers are actually naked.

[–]loganmct00 0 points1 point ago

Did Hank and Gomie have a kid?

[–]MrJolly22 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone else notice the levitating cop?

[–]Ataswa 0 points1 point ago

Really looks like Robinho..

[–]mykalASHE 0 points1 point ago

When I saw this picture, the only thing I could hear in my head was, "OH GIRRRRRL - This little piggy tryin' ta hollar at me!"

[–]RayceBannon 0 points1 point ago

Can anyone explain the exact laws/ordinances being broken here and typical/minimum punishments?

[–]SAmatador 1 point2 points ago

Well he didn't get bare assed and they let him out of jail after about 4 hours according to the paper. Not too bad. I think the charge was trespassing.

[–]drkev10[!] 0 points1 point ago

So is he going to face sex offender charges (I assume that's what streakers get) even though he didn't get naked? I fee as if he would only get a fine since he never actually "streaked".

[–]laculus 0 points1 point ago

They both seem to be having a good time.

[–]expungeegnupxe 0 points1 point ago

Wait, are we sure it isn't this kid, just in college now? http://i.imgur.com/47P1A.png

[–]Zephyr_9 0 points1 point ago

And behind him, Hank Schraeder takes no shits from punk-ass teenagers.

[–]gangstas_dont_dance 0 points1 point ago

he looks like he is catching the holy ghost

[–]SirSnipeZeLoT 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of jail...

[–]Dr_Medic345 0 points1 point ago

...Hank?

[–]Doggerel 0 points1 point ago

In my day, you could count on seeing a man's willy when he streaked! And, when he wasn't streaking, his jeans were so tight you could still tell if he was circumsized! Good times . . . good times . . .

[–]bongo1138 0 points1 point ago

Just practicing for when they tase him

[–]PuffsPlusArmada 0 points1 point ago

"Hey wait a minute is he on either of the teams? GET THAT BLACK MAN OUT OF THE STATE NOW!"

[–]chrisgrizle 0 points1 point ago

The officer's face "Yeahhh, I'm about to go Rodney King on this nigga"

[–]Damn_guy 0 points1 point ago

Why is the DEA chasing a streaker?

[–]ReverendDizzle 0 points1 point ago

"MY CLOTHES ARE HOT LAVA!"

[–]that057guy 0 points1 point ago

Archer?

[–]ctb0020 0 points1 point ago

I knew there was some reason that cops could always catch up to you when you ran that's the reason there secret has been reviled they can float

[–]BullWizard 0 points1 point ago

I can break these cuffs.

[–]btg305 0 points1 point ago

I know this guy! He used to go to my university before he transferred.

[–]CNuggs 0 points1 point ago

This has faceswap gold written all over it. Anyone? Anyone??

[–]musicman3739 0 points1 point ago

Wait is it the guy on the left or the guy on the right?

[–]punksfirstbeer 0 points1 point ago

Eli Porter?

[–]theJ3W 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else notice his dick?

[–]Vilquar 0 points1 point ago

so much swag it's stripping him naked

[–]that057guy 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't he have the interwebz? That's how muthafuckas get shot!

[–]lordboon69 0 points1 point ago

I see black peoples pants are getting even lower, but damn, man

[–]RoosterCockburns 0 points1 point ago

The guy chasing him is hovering

[–]ruck_it3 0 points1 point ago

No, this is not safe for work..

[–]cassiephilpot 0 points1 point ago

best part of the game.

[–]b1gtym1n 0 points1 point ago

Bath salts...

[–]Giraffe27 0 points1 point ago

I was there, twice as funny in person!

[–]TheMediumPanda 0 points1 point ago

Phatty McYank probably need to speed up or lose a few pounds to catch him.

[–]Clearly_a_fake_name 0 points1 point ago

God damit! Sombody get a Peter Parker and a De'caprio in this picture! Stat!

[–]kaleoh 0 points1 point ago

I can break these cuffs.

[–]Pola06 0 points1 point ago

The trooper who tackled him. Is a buddy of mine.

[–]kargion 0 points1 point ago

WVU fan here, and I wish that cop would show my guys how to tackle lol

[–]loving_life99 0 points1 point ago

"OH LAWD CYNTHIA DID YOU SEE DAT WEAVE????! GUURRRLLLL HOES DEEZ DAYZ"

[–]ILikeGunsNKnives 0 points1 point ago

He's just ready for basketball season. You never know when a basketball game will break out.

[–]turbo205 -1 points0 points ago

ridiculously photogenic streaker

[–]Stfnjc -2 points-1 points ago

I think the streaker was the reason all the students rushed the field later.

[–]redradier81 -2 points-1 points ago

WTF i post this and this ass clown repost and walks away with all the karma.......

[–]Tawes 2 points3 points ago

Welcome to Reddit.

[–]poo-poo -1 points0 points ago

Hank to the rescue.