He looks waaay too happy...

GameBoo2 · 2012-10-15T16:03:02+00:00

DAT URL

da_cake_eatur · 2012-10-15T16:08:15+00:00

so it's suggesting to brush the inside of your ass with celery?

.... or just to eat it? um. what

If_Repost_Then_Boobs · 2012-10-15T19:36:44+00:00

NSFW

http://i.imgur.com/LG2do.jpg

do_hickey · 2012-10-15T17:35:35+00:00

I'm pretty sure your cheeks separate the other direction.

If your butt opens like this, you probably have some serious form of birth-defect.

bc4 · 2012-10-15T16:21:53+00:00

did anyone else notice "ribbed for pleasure?" wtf

benihana68 · 2012-10-15T20:02:44+00:00

All I could think of was this scene from MacGruber NSFW

Guboj · 2012-10-15T15:29:40+00:00

And the celery had to be french.

lunchboxg4 · 2012-10-15T18:34:56+00:00

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
He looks waaay too happy...	46^coms	664^pts	4^hrs	funny
Toothbrush for your colon....Ooh Lala	78^coms	590^pts	10^mos	funny
Celery... who knew?	6^coms	13^pts	1^yr	funny
Nature's toothbrush for your colon...?	12^coms	43^pts	1^yr	pics
I don't even know what to think.	7^coms	12^pts	1^yr	funny
Celery, nature's toothbrush... for your colon!	24^coms	56^pts	1^yr	pics
It looks like he's enjoying that a little too much...	19^coms	265^pts	4^mos	WTF
Celery: Nature's Toothbrush	11^coms	52^pts	8^mos	WTF
Nature's Toothbrush	121^coms	1050^pts	6^mos	WTF
I need to find a new dentist...	6^coms	21^pts	1^yr	pics
Celery - Nature's toothbrush	117^coms	823^pts	1^yr	WTF
Nature's Toothbrush!	54^coms	271^pts	1^yr	funny
Celery--Nature's toothbrush for your colon!	2^coms	14^pts	11^mos	WTF
butt brush	24^coms	24^pts	3^mos	WTF

source: karmadecay

Chachoregard · 2012-10-15T16:57:16+00:00

He look like he's having a prostate orgasm.

LtlAnalDwlngButtMnky · 2012-10-15T17:40:15+00:00

His ass looks like Crush from finding nemo

RealityIsMyReligion · 2012-10-15T15:26:57+00:00

So, that guy's asshole opens up like the top of a funnel about about 8 inches into his pelvis...

maeljw · 2012-10-15T14:00:03+00:00

Are they saying that gamers like celery stick to brush inside their asses?

Grindstone50k · 2012-10-15T16:05:34+00:00

shibbyman342 · 2012-10-15T16:17:59+00:00

I think I would be more scared of the talking celery that is trying to brush my colon, rather than the toothbrush itself.

Nodaki · 2012-10-15T16:26:32+00:00

Stopped buying toilet paper. Guests ask me why there are shit covered celery stocks clogged in my toilet. Better rethink this.

iarron · 2012-10-15T16:28:27+00:00

His arse can open pretty far, it makes me clench my cheeks looking at it.

Pookas · 2012-10-15T16:32:51+00:00

Now that's fucked up.

AmpleWarning · 2012-10-15T16:44:45+00:00

They could have just put a CENSORED bar there...but noooo. Let's go on a magical journey inside the colon!

studmuffffffin · 2012-10-15T16:56:11+00:00

That is a big asshole.

mcreeves · 2012-10-15T16:59:30+00:00

"Ribbed for xtra pleasure" haha wtf

Racheldkane · 2012-10-15T17:28:49+00:00

I don't know who drew this but that is NOT how butt cheeks work.

Max_Beezly · 2012-10-15T17:52:49+00:00

I like the part where it says "RIBBED FOR EXTRA PLEASURE"

lol.. wtf

fred_dawg · 2012-10-15T18:00:12+00:00

I hope that's not my fucking toothbrush, Celery

boardin1 · 2012-10-15T18:05:05+00:00

And it's ribbed for extra pleasure. :)

coltraine · 2012-10-15T18:17:37+00:00

the most disturbing thing is "ribbed for xtra pleasure"

abiridaught · 2012-10-15T18:23:22+00:00

NO ONES ASS OPENS UP THAT WAY.

Radirondacks · 2012-10-15T18:32:35+00:00

I think he has more than colon problems if his ass opens up like that.

420DPT · 2012-10-15T18:34:56+00:00

Hittin' dat 'A' spot

sirdrizzzle · 2012-10-15T18:41:35+00:00

Celery, You stay the hell away from me.

FlyingApple31 · 2012-10-15T18:53:57+00:00

This seems more like something that came from Ren and Stempy

DrKaptain · 2012-10-15T19:12:14+00:00

I think more importantly we need to notice that his butt looks like Pac-Man!

myeverymovment · 2012-10-15T19:26:11+00:00

toothbrush for your colon? if you have teeth in your colon, fiber is the least of your worries

laurench · 2012-10-15T19:42:32+00:00

Don't know about you, but my buttcrack goes the other way ...

lawrensj · 2012-10-15T19:50:57+00:00

does no one else see the happy little dino that is his ass? kinda a smirky dino pac man

jeddandbreakfast · 2012-10-15T20:12:48+00:00

http://youtu.be/D-td6WNsBNg

gun_toting_pothead · 2012-10-15T20:17:12+00:00

i feel like this belongs in the WTF sub reddit...

RouseHouse1013 · 2012-10-15T20:18:38+00:00

Dat feel.

DaFitz · 2012-10-15T20:20:33+00:00

My mom walked by right as I opened this page... how do I explain?

ihasakiwi · 2012-10-15T20:22:14+00:00

Ribbed for xtra pleasure... This is not nutrition tip, this is porn tip.

S0ulRayne · 2012-10-15T20:24:31+00:00

why does his ass open upwards ಠ_ಠ

Traptin_85 · 2012-10-15T20:26:05+00:00

HOLY SHIT WHAT A URL

uniwizard · 2012-10-15T20:26:33+00:00

I posted this a long time ago on my old account. Daniel Tosh posted it on his website. For one day, I was internet famous.

wislom · 2012-10-15T20:33:59+00:00

MacGruber! http://youtu.be/2DEQmySzvgk (nsfw)

doodoo_brown · 2012-10-15T20:40:17+00:00

Well that celery stalk is rattling his g-spot. Can't say I blame him.

chuckles2013 · 2012-10-15T20:58:04+00:00

Apparently I've been eating celery wrong my entire life.

ryandg · 2012-10-15T21:13:44+00:00

Duhhh. That's because it's "ribbed for extra pleasure"!

Qurayami · 2012-10-15T21:13:55+00:00

Ooh lala!

fallenangel3 · 2012-10-15T21:22:13+00:00

Ewww!!!

Burtonboy96 · 2012-10-15T21:53:55+00:00

my ass doesn't open that way

aussieboo123 · 2012-10-15T21:57:15+00:00

He's spreading his cheeks the wrong way.

YoureMyBoyBloo · 2012-10-15T22:33:24+00:00

I know it seems counter intuitive, but you are going to want to go with the thick end first... now hear me out. You can go skinny end first, but it is just going to keep slipping out.

Dboy3sixty · 2012-10-15T22:39:19+00:00

What in the actual hell.

KiiLZ · 2012-10-15T23:01:22+00:00

Dat URL

shuhari · 2012-10-15T23:04:44+00:00

Brush :( Colby 2012

Taorero_Sakanade · 2012-10-15T23:47:20+00:00

My ass doesn't open that way.

correcthorsestapler · 2012-10-16T00:00:22+00:00

So that's why the fifth Doctor was a fan of celery...

zepsuta · 2012-10-16T00:06:46+00:00

The way he holds his ass open freaks me out...it's just not right

prometheus1981 · 2012-10-16T00:21:12+00:00

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/008/910/ultra-gay.png

Jessieher · 2012-10-16T00:27:49+00:00

What the fuckity fuck

adzug · 2012-10-16T00:31:17+00:00

so... thats a stalk of celery scrubbing a guys colon with a tooth brush? is this right? am i confused somehow?

kevter80085 · 2012-10-16T01:05:08+00:00

Is that true? God I would love to never use an enema again.

1261849 · 2012-10-16T01:09:04+00:00

im not sure i can trust anything recommend by the "Devil Chef"

__d-_-b__ · 2012-10-16T01:27:15+00:00

That "Ooh LaLa" will haunt me in me nightmares.

warholslittledreamer · 2012-10-16T01:37:34+00:00

WHY IS THIS A THING

cannon4747 · 2012-10-16T02:22:50+00:00

some things... just cant be unseen

sarabonne · 2012-10-16T02:57:42+00:00

"ribbed for extra pleasure"

Iminurcomputer · 2012-10-16T03:03:58+00:00

Which one? They both do.

yourmoneybaby · 2012-10-16T03:27:44+00:00

Snake butt

mfskarphedin · 2012-10-16T03:38:08+00:00

Why did I have to see this while eating celery?

hkuffel · 2012-10-16T03:48:00+00:00

anybody else get reminded of this? http://thepasswordisswordfish.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/macgruber1.png?w=468&h=294

_aron_ · 2012-10-16T04:01:50+00:00

I read that "ooh lala" in Marty McFly's voice.

Bless_Me_Bagpipes · 2012-10-16T04:33:55+00:00

He kinda looks like Ricky Gervais.

superpastaaisle · 2012-10-16T05:39:13+00:00

Celery, Celery If she don't come, I'll tickle her bum with a lump of celery

zombiej3sus · 2012-10-16T08:00:34+00:00

Ooh lalaa!

klh7390 · 2012-10-15T15:07:57+00:00

ribbed for extra pleasure O.O

Sn0wzor · 2012-10-15T15:30:09+00:00

I think this should be on /r/WTF

brelgno1 · 2012-10-15T15:02:24+00:00

Oops! i'v been doing it wrong all this time!! o.O

ninereeds314 · 2012-10-15T16:09:13+00:00

I have a horrible deformity - I don't have teeth in my colon.

dat-reddit · 2012-10-15T15:18:15+00:00

For some reason, that fucked me up more then most shit on r/WTF

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