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Streaker in College Football Game (xpost r/CFB) (i.imgur.com)

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[–]redwormcharlie 618 points619 points ago

He finally saw his dream come true.

[–]everythingevil 59 points60 points ago

Oh god my sides.

[–]redwormcharlie 43 points44 points ago

I laugh every time I look at it. WHAT HAVE I DONE!?

[–]everythingevil 24 points25 points ago

Its perfect.

[–]frau_chang 11 points12 points ago

i like how gracious the other contestants are

[–]nittick 0 points1 point ago

And how hot they are too!

[–]RollTide615[S] 5 points6 points ago

Got to say this is one of my favorites so far lol, nice work

[–]Axiion 2 points3 points ago

Omg this is amazing. Cant stop laughing

[–]FakersGonnaFake 713 points714 points ago

BITCH, I'm fabulous!

[–]hwoondahn_graphs 83 points84 points ago

Lafayette?

[–]PurpleNuggets 13 points14 points ago

This happened this last saturday at Texas Tech

[–]riskyplissken 42 points43 points ago

I think he means the character from True Blood.

[–]PurpleNuggets 14 points15 points ago

oh..

[–]riskyplissken 8 points9 points ago

no worries! happens to the best of us.

[–]MuffinBoss 1 point2 points ago

I thought he was talking about the French general.

[–]NickDerpkins 20 points21 points ago

really well done

[–]Disgustapated 12 points13 points ago

That's brilliant

[–]redwormcharlie 528 points529 points ago

Obama's biggest fan was there.

[–]ugly_babies 28 points29 points ago

My favorite one in this thread.

The pure joy on his face.

[–]nemoomen 12 points13 points ago

Like the reverse of the Romney Chipotle guy.

[–]greyfoxv1 3 points4 points ago

Touch up the edges a bit and we have a winner.

[–]redwormcharlie 5 points6 points ago

The edges I spent some time with fixing already. I know I could do better I just didn't want to spend any more time on it. Edges man, they are a bitch.

[–]Michealxfoo 3 points4 points ago

O' Lawdy!

[–]redwormcharlie -3 points-2 points ago

HA HA! I thought the the same thing, but more so in the voice of the guy who says " Hide yo kids, hide yo wife..."

[–]io_di 231 points232 points ago

Oh shit..

Cutout

[–]nittick 21 points22 points ago

Thanks for the cutout!!

[–]captainjb 30 points31 points ago

Agent Schrader!

[–]Salamandastron 26 points27 points ago

Number of Reddit threads without a Breaking Bad reference: Still 0. My quest continues.

[–]vertigo90 15 points16 points ago

try /r/TheStopGirl

[–]Salamandastron 5 points6 points ago

Um, yeah. No luck.

[–]JaYbLeS68 6 points7 points ago

Better call Saul.

[–]long_live_king_melon 0 points1 point ago

In all seriousness he actually looks like a cross between Hank and Gomie.

[–]bornhowling 222 points223 points ago

Night of the living...

[–]Master_Drow 7 points8 points ago

Nicely done, I like this one the best.

[–]froughty 2 points3 points ago

Perfect!

[–]andstuffandstuff 2 points3 points ago

This is the best thing I've seen.

[–]yellowram 0 points1 point ago

Amazing

[–]scottmacwatters 958 points959 points ago

Hey! My name is Scott MacWatters, and I'm an intern at the Lubbock Avalanche-Journal, Lubbock's daily newspaper.

I took this photo, and I would be willing to post the high res photo if y'all would like!

I'm psyched that you all like the photo!

edit: Here's my 500px page where the photo was originally uploaded as proof: http://500px.com/photo/15856571?from=set/390593

[–]latino_steak_knife 56 points57 points ago

Always nice to see a fellow resident of Lubbock. Nice shot!

[–]scottmacwatters 35 points36 points ago

Thanks!

[–]DFWTooThrowed 16 points17 points ago

Two things:

  1. How the hell did he get all the way to damn near the 20-yard line before any police even noticed him?

  2. Please tell me you also got pics of him being form-tackled by all of the cops!?

By the way I was sitting in the student section near where he got on the field from so I saw this thing building up.

[–]trizzie09 59 points60 points ago

I was at the game and it seemed that the cops weren't really worried about him until the clothes started coming off but then about 30-40 cops surrounded him and he tripped before a good chase could ensue.

And here's a pic about a half second before he gets leveled.

[–]Ballsdeepinreality 12 points13 points ago

I just wanted to point out the difference in age and physique with both of them being in almost exactly the same position of their strides. Crazy.

[–]TheTravelingAirman 3 points4 points ago

They need canes and hats. Make 'em dance. Guess I've got something to do tomorrow morning then.

[–]TheNr24 6 points7 points ago

Do you have a source for that super awesome picture, or did you take it?

Edit: nevermind, it's a pic by the same photographer!

[–]trizzie09 7 points8 points ago

Yeah there we're tons of pics and videos from people in the audience but this guy definitely took the best ones.

[–]scottmacwatters 3 points4 points ago

I appreciate it!

[–]frotc914 3 points4 points ago

damn. that dude looks like he could be on the team, rather than sex-offending them

[–]MaynardJayTwa 2 points3 points ago

Holy shit.....this kid actually goes to Lubbock Christian Univ. down the road.

[–]BoringUsername1 1 point2 points ago

30-40 cops surrounded him?! Overkill much?

[–]Arx0s 0 points1 point ago

He's obviously exaggerating.

[–]scottmacwatters 11 points12 points ago

  1. Not sure. I got reaction shots of the players when they saw him. There weren't happy.

  2. I didn't. a WR walked in front of my camera. I was also on the south side of the stadium in the southwest corner using a 400mm lens shooting all the way across the field.

[–]Killer_Killa_Tequila 1 point2 points ago

Hello! I was born in Lubbock but now live in Washington!

[–]RollTide615[S] 205 points206 points ago

Upvote this man so everyone can see

[–]scottmacwatters 182 points183 points ago

You are the reason I like reddit. Thank you for helping me get credit for my work.

[–]Werv 70 points71 points ago

Your the reason I love reddit. And grammer nazis.

[–]F1ah3Rty 24 points25 points ago

grammar*

[–]GiornaGuirne 60 points61 points ago

*you're

[–]emaw63 48 points49 points ago

That's the joke...

[–]GiornaGuirne 28 points29 points ago

I was merely cementing his point.

[–]Eat_sandwiches 12 points13 points ago

commenting*

[–]Killer_Killa_Tequila 11 points12 points ago

*commencing

[–]Thumper86 8 points9 points ago

commending

[–]jfmonkey 4 points5 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]iRottenEgg 12 points13 points ago

Not sure if subtle troll or...

[–]Angelmann25 4 points5 points ago

Or grammer naze

[–]highideas 13 points14 points ago

Scott did they interview that guy? What about that cop/security dude he looks happy but in a weird way tired from having to run? Did that dude get in a lot of trouble? Nice pic man, keep the wackiness from Lubbock coming!

[–]scottmacwatters 55 points56 points ago

I actually didn't.

Some people at The Daily Toreador, Texas Tech's student newspaper got his name, though. According to them his name is Brent Smith.

In a photo I captured a few frames later, you can see the attitude expressed in the first photo quickly turned as several other officers took chase: http://500px.com/photo/15856573?from=set/390593

After this, one of the football players walked between me and the scene, but Smith got tackled and dog piled by 3-5 officers.

As far as the officer's facial expression, I think I would blame it on running, but for all I know, he could be laughing.

I was more concerned about getting good photos of the game, which turned into a big upset. Many TTU and WVU fans came to the game thinking that Texas Tech would be ripped a new one by the WV offense. It turned into a big story, according to the Associated Press. Luckily, one of my other photos was picked up nationally and given an AP Top Pick distinction, which is a big honor for an intern like myself.

[–]highideas 14 points15 points ago

Thanks you for that reply! Texas Tech is making waves in the rankings! Hook em horns! j/k....go Red Raiders!

[–]scottmacwatters 12 points13 points ago

The Red Raiders went from Unranked on the AP poll to #18, and they dropped the Mountaineers from #5 to #17.

[–]hardwarecloth 6 points7 points ago

Wreck 'Em, Tech!!

[–]ThatTexasGuy 1 point2 points ago

It was a great Saturday night in the Hub City. There was much rejoicing.

[–]homergonerson 10 points11 points ago

That shot is beautiful. I can't imagine you get very good traction on the field with socks on though.

[–]_Spider-man_ 1 point2 points ago

Socks are actually pretty good for running on turf. It's carpet and smooth floors that fuck you in the ass.

[–]InterruptingWalrus 8 points9 points ago

Haha the second shot is awesome he looks like a running back. Congrats on the AP honors, keep up the nice work! Oh, and gems like this are always welcome on Reddit or /r/photoshopbattles.

[–]scottmacwatters 6 points7 points ago

Next time I get another like this, I'll be sure to post it here. It's one in a million, though.

[–]Uses_Nouns_as_Verbs 5 points6 points ago

Oh shit! This one is just as great as the first one in its own way! What awesome shots you got.

[–]president_truman 1 point2 points ago

Can you link to the picture/story? That's pretty cool.

[–]scottmacwatters 0 points1 point ago

The Lubbock Avalanche-Journal didn't really cover the streaker, since more coverage brings more streakers, but here's the slideshow we did for the event:

http://lubbockonline.com/texas-tech-vs-west-virginia/slideshow/texas-tech/2012-10-08#slide-1

We did a lot of work on getting those photos, and I know I would love to hear that people are looking at them.

[–]BoringUsername1 0 points1 point ago

If you're going to be streaking...ALWAYS KEEP YOUR GYM SHOES ON!

[–]Edgemere 11 points12 points ago

Heh. I know you irl. Sorta. We're friends on facebook.

[–]PossiblyTheDoctor 13 points14 points ago

Now kiss?

[–]Honestly_ 9 points10 points ago

Magnificent photo.

[–]Uses_Nouns_as_Verbs 6 points7 points ago

Sir, do you know what you have done? You have captured one of the funniest moments I have ever seen! Kudos and thanks for being cool about sharing the pic.

[–]PossiblyTheDoctor 3 points4 points ago

You are the MAN, man!

[–]nittick 1 point2 points ago

Which would be your favorite edit of the photo? Or the one that made you laugh the most?

[–]scottmacwatters 3 points4 points ago

There's a lot of great edits. Some are pretty offensive and possibly racist, but these made me laugh uncontrollably:

Actually, about Bubble Girl, I think the streaker photo could be placed nicely in the foreground of a lot of photos since it's slightly out of focus to start with.

[–]burman26 -1 points0 points ago

TO THE TOP

[–]Disgustapated 500 points501 points ago

Does an animated .gif count? http://i.imgur.com/c0EkR.gif

[–]latino_steak_knife 50 points51 points ago

Perfect. Absolutely perfect.

[–]Disgustapated 27 points28 points ago

Thanks. There's many errors, but I am in no condition to put that much effort into it.

[–]Shimshamwow 4 points5 points ago

*There are

[–]boredlike 6 points7 points ago

It most certainly does.

[–]adalonus 15 points16 points ago

Make the candles upvotes and you double your karma with a "How I feel when I get an upvote" gif.

[–]whale_pubes 0 points1 point ago

I usually don't make comments as pointless as this one, but thank you. Thank you.

[–]trennerdios 2 points3 points ago

Oh dear lord, that is amazing. I knew that was Under Siege from the very first frame. Good work sir.

[–]Disgustapated 0 points1 point ago

Cheers!

[–]LucidB 1 point2 points ago

I wasn't sure what this was until i saw the birthday cake. Then I just couldn't stop laughing.

[–]ToastedCrispies 0 points1 point ago

This made me laugh so hard that my sides now hurt. And my head. Thanks for that. Completely made my day!

[–]Disgustapated 0 points1 point ago

Glad to be of service.

[–]buckhenderson 463 points464 points ago

tracy jordan's direct to dvd

[–]colossosbear 48 points49 points ago

I'd copy write that, otherwise hollywood will snatch it away.

[–]Shaggy_Xx 17 points18 points ago

You said duty.

[–]CaptnChristiana 477 points478 points ago

Too soon?

[–]TruKiller 23 points24 points ago

I don't get it?

[–]TrustiestMuffin 45 points46 points ago

See also: Jerry Sanduski

[–]TruKiller 21 points22 points ago

"...convicted serial child molester", well then.

[–]WarioThrillho 5 points6 points ago

"You are the last person in America to hear about this" is what I was going to say, then I realized that you must not live in the US.

[–]FlarpmanBob 8 points9 points ago

Jerry Sandusky.

[–]M_Kenn 0 points1 point ago

Google "Jerry Sandusky".

[–]andresm3131 -4 points-3 points ago

i dont know, do you? (wrong question mark)

[–]Bobbie453 3 points4 points ago

Not Soon Enough

[–]Uses_Nouns_as_Verbs 0 points1 point ago

Funniest one yet. The only thing that would have been creepier is if you had a pic of Sandusky chasing him.

[–]eddiethreat 4 points5 points ago

nice!

[–]Disgustapated 399 points400 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/Ev2Pg.jpg

[–]KaydenFox 80 points81 points ago

So... dark... +5

[–]Disgustapated 30 points31 points ago

Yeah, it is a bit :(

[–]KaydenFox 113 points114 points ago

I just meant the black guy...

... I'll be in /r/imgoingtohellforthis if you need me.

[–]cityofcharlotte 5 points6 points ago

I "WAS" having a bad day...thank you!

[–]youhatemeandihateyou 2 points3 points ago

NSFW ^

[–]SigmaDraconisIV 10 points11 points ago

That is fucking brilliant.

[–]Disgustapated 1 point2 points ago

Why thank you, Sir/Madam

[–]YouListening 2 points3 points ago

what is that picture of?

[–]Disgustapated 3 points4 points ago

It's the famous 'Napalm Girl' Photo, from The Vietnam War.

[–]YouListening 3 points4 points ago

Ah, seemed familiar. Guess streaking black man outweighs war atrocities.

[–]Kick_Kass 1 point2 points ago

/r/Imgoingtohellforthis

[–]NACHOS_4_ALL 2 points3 points ago

Ah hell no... Upvote

[–]wayneski 0 points1 point ago

I was just scrolling down to make sure nobody else had made this one yet before I started.

shakes fist

[–]jorsiem 101 points102 points ago

Workin' out.

[–]spaceboomer 2 points3 points ago

this is pretty much what happens when I try to work out

[–]nittick 97 points98 points ago

I think I would have a similar reaction...

http://imgur.com/MEleq

[–]sgt_ep1k 36 points37 points ago

Drop your pants?

[–]nittick 41 points42 points ago

Hey, at least my last moments on this planet would include feeling the breeze on my sack.

[–]bearchasingsheep 10 points11 points ago

Might run faster.

[–]Jrodkin 12 points13 points ago

Damn, nature, you scary!

[–]DrinksBathWater 38 points39 points ago

I'm a little late to the party

[–]Provenzer0 4 points5 points ago

Not FX, AMC

[–]TastyBiscuits 1 point2 points ago

FX is correct

[–]Shappie 0 points1 point ago

Not sure that they have the American Movie Classics channel in not America.

[–]LeadStark 37 points38 points ago

http://imgur.com/HHaEf

http://imgur.com/b6cIj

[–]Fart_Sniffer 106 points107 points ago

n(e)w to this

[–]amado7786 75 points76 points ago

In Dark Back Alleys Beware of the RAPE POLICE.

[–]Joe_Kehr 32 points33 points ago

Yeeeeesssss! Run! Give in to your fear!

[–]springtimekc 2 points3 points ago

Merkel = Palpatine?

[–]comomomo 0 points1 point ago

It's beautiful...

[–]redbeard_argggg 90 points91 points ago

With Romney at Chipotle

[–]CJMRTN12 81 points82 points ago

Am I the only one that thought of velociraptors when I saw this? http://imgur.com/KPqZX

[–]Crunketh 60 points61 points ago

Yes

[–]frotc914 12 points13 points ago

Still not used to seeing dinosaurs with feathers.

[–]ImExcessivelyVerbose 29 points30 points ago

Really? Because I see them every fucking day when I go outside. They're sitting in trees, on power lines, in the road until they fly away as I drive along... Hell, a bunch of small brown fluffy ones are constantly picking at the grass outside my door unless someone walks by and they fly away.

[–]NanoGeek 4 points5 points ago

Read the title-text. I think we may have found Randal.

[–]xyzornat 5 points6 points ago

To be fair, that looks more like fur than feathers, so that could attribute at least in some small way towards your discomfort at seeing feathered raptors.

[–]auntiecoagulant -2 points-1 points ago

They didn't have velociraptors when I was a kid.

[–]figarothefieldmouse 0 points1 point ago

Well that's a shame. They sure had them during Jesus' days.

[–]imARidge -2 points-1 points ago

I thought of this, and Chris Bosh.

[–]cumwaffles 69 points70 points ago

Obligatory Bubble Girl

[–]harmedgreen 2 points3 points ago

Thank you! I was hoping someone did this.

[–]scottmacwatters 1 point2 points ago

One of my favorites.

[–]turbosolid 115 points116 points ago

Those shoes with that dress?

[–]ispoiler 40 points41 points ago

Imma let you finish....

[–]KDIZZLL2 10 points11 points ago

Imgur

[–]noahhk 8 points9 points ago

It's been a while since I've seen this meme used...

[–]jaoal 18 points19 points ago

Raptors up in this mothaf... http://cl.ly/image/071f1S2B002N

[–]hiimalec 20 points21 points ago

and in that moment I could have sworn we were infinite.

[–]NegraDamus 4 points5 points ago

Gif anyone

[–]torieich -2 points-1 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/user/torieich/

awesome meme about Geno Smith and Seth Doege!

[–]darkplumb90 0 points1 point ago

dat cop's face

[–]Keane1522 0 points1 point ago

Hank?

[–]Kramartacus 0 points1 point ago

That cop looks way too excited to do that.

[–]CYBERDYNE9000 -3 points-2 points ago

Judging by the streakers tightened joints, and the smug look on the cop's face, I'd guess he's in the process of being tased.

[–]whatkindofasshole -1 points0 points ago

Is that Ray J?

[–]andstuffandstuff -1 points0 points ago

Photoshop battle aside, HAHA.

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